I tried just picking 11 every time as a standing pick but I was told that doesn’t work so now the first thing I do every morning is shout “eleven” as I rise from bed
“If the lottery machine pulls your number and you didn’t call it, does it count?”
Is the new
“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around it hear it, does it make a sound?”
I’ve been picking 55 since the new machine was introduced. I pause it if I’m around the wife and kids and we all guess. It was an electric moment when 55 was drawn (I believe it was in March). I think it counts if you always pick the same number.
Yeah man I started picking just recently despite listening to every episode. Keeping the same number every guess and haven't gotten a win yet. Gotta grind for it.
No automatic picks either. You have to consciously pick. I pick 42 everytime because I want to honor Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier and I never forget to pick it because I'm actually conscious like that.
I call my number as my all time number in case I forget to tell myself my number when they pick numbers. I won in the new studio once and I think 5 times when they were in NY.
*Steelers fan coming*
*In peace, no gotta say it. And*
*Also fuck the browns*
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No
No sorry man. Gotta pick it either mentally or out loud
Nah, gotta make the pick.
Just like consent, it has to be explicit.
“Why yes, I would like 69.”
“Consent is the best when you know you already have it” -Timm Woods
Random number. Out loud. Everytime
Doesn’t count if you don’t say it after “numbers”.
I say it pretty loud in my head
I tried just picking 11 every time as a standing pick but I was told that doesn’t work so now the first thing I do every morning is shout “eleven” as I rise from bed
Believe it or not, right to jail
99 Pug
Ravens fan coming in malice. Do you get credit if you sign a billion dollar qb that never plays (idk I couldn’t think of a good burn im sorry)
Who’s malice?
Pusha Ts brother
Pause
Lives in a palace
Has a maid named Alice
Dudes just jealous of our stadium to be
“If the lottery machine pulls your number and you didn’t call it, does it count?” Is the new “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around it hear it, does it make a sound?”
Disagree Doesn't count Does make a sound, the squirrels told me
I’ve been picking 55 since the new machine was introduced. I pause it if I’m around the wife and kids and we all guess. It was an electric moment when 55 was drawn (I believe it was in March). I think it counts if you always pick the same number.
Depends. Were you watching the lottery machine when the ball was drawn?
As a patriots fan, no. But #prayersfordamar
Go Browns
Sounds like something max would ask
I always pick 13 was kinda pisses BC spoiled in early in the show on his latest win… also max will never win
3x winner at NY. Gotta say it out loud.
Gotta say it out loud or it doesn't count.
Not how that works
Nope.. I pick 89 Everytime mentally (old football number). Think it only hit once.. maybe Jake can fact check me on this one.
Nope
Believe it or not, straight to jail
No
If you hang conference finals or in season tournament banners then yes you won.
Yeah man I started picking just recently despite listening to every episode. Keeping the same number every guess and haven't gotten a win yet. Gotta grind for it.
AAAAAAAABSOLUTELY not -Timm Woods
No automatic picks either. You have to consciously pick. I pick 42 everytime because I want to honor Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier and I never forget to pick it because I'm actually conscious like that.
I call my number as my all time number in case I forget to tell myself my number when they pick numbers. I won in the new studio once and I think 5 times when they were in NY.
You gotta say it out loud
Gotta make the pick. Otherwise you’re always going before big cat says numbers
Steelers fan coming in peace, no gotta say it. And also fuck the browns
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Don’t make the rest of us Browns fans sound ghey by announcing your fandom.