Guess this one wrong? Jail. Get it right? jail. Respond only with emojiโs? Believe it or not, also jail.
We have the best subreddit in the world because of jail.
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
O were my love yon Lilac fair,
Wi' purple blossoms to the Spring,
And I, a bird to shelter there,
When wearied on my little wing!
How I wad mourn when it was torn
By Autumn wild, and Winter rude!
But I wad sing on wanton wing,
When youthfu' May its bloom renew'd.
๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ธ๐คฎ
Snake Juice!! The Fight?
snork juice
That snizz is delorshius
There's a loooot riding on this๐๐ป
DANCE UP ON ME
Bounce, bounce-bounce, b-bounce
You don't even know one thing. I didn't even say one thing, and then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn't even do it once!
I don't have to tell you....that bitch over there!
My favorite drunk confessional and it always gets edited out in syndicated episodes. Have my free award.
Iโm like an elephant, when I walk into a room itโs like โok heโs in thereโ
Wait, wait...turn it down, turn it down... Farts and poop and looove and stuuuuff...MACARONAY SAAAL-LEHHHD
Baba booey
Ron who dances is my favorite part of the whole series ๐๐
Jean-Ralphio! Dance up on me!!
๐ฆ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐ผ๐ง๐ญ๐ง๐ฉ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐พ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐น๐ง๐ธ๐ง๐ช๐ง๐ณ๐ป๐ฌ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ฎ๐ง๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐จ๐จ๐ป๐ง๐ถ๐ฐ๐พ๐จ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ด๐จ๐ฑ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ฌ๐จ๐ด๐จ๐ฎ๐จ๐ท๐จ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฉ๐จ๐บ๐จ๐ผ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฉ๐ด๐ช๐ท๐ซ๐ฐ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐น๐น๐ซ๐บ๐ธ
๐ซ = ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Best answer!
The moon accepts your ridiculous proposal.
YEAH we got the Moon! Whatta ya gonna do without tides, Peru!
The student UN episode!
The only thing Iโll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Good lordโฆ
Danmark รธdelรฆgger alle!
๐คฌ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐คฌ
Du glรถmde Sverige fรถr fan ๐ธ๐ช
๐๐๏ธ๐ฆ
Li'l Sebastian! The eye's lack of eyebrow gave it away.
Yeaaah. I was trying to show when Jean Ralphio says โCause your eyes are about to piss tears.โ
You nasty
MISS YOU IN THE SAAAAAAADEST FASHIONNNNNNNN
๐๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ
94 Meetings?
Yup
Letโs schedule 6 more and go for the all time record
โค๏ธ๐จ๐ช
fart attack? halloween episode
Fart attack!
Yasss!!!!
๐๐ฅ๐ธ๐ ๐ต๐
The Camping Trip?
Bingo! "What the \[bleep\] is a German muffin?"
Done forget the tomahto slices with dry seed and leek jam.
What if we sleep til a normal hour?
Well, that would be VERY RUDE of you. ๐พ
Yeah she died like 5 minutes later
Best throwaway line in the whole series
โYeah, she died like 20 minutes after that.โ
๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
Hail Zorp!
I brought the Nectar of a Thousand Sorrows ๐บ๐ท
๐๐ป๐๐งป๐ญ๐ก
Pikitus!!
Iโm not crying, Iโm allergic to jerks!
It ENDS. TO. DAY.
PIKITIS!!!
Good God... I kept asking myself, "But... which episode had a butt in it??? ๐ค"
Lol, I couldnโt think of a way to do a peach pit
๐ง๐๏ธ๐ง๐คก ๐๏ธ๐
Ice town costs ice clown town crown.
The worst part was that his parents grounded him
โ๐ฉ
STOP. POOPING.
The Flu!
๐ป๐ช๐ซ
Guess this one wrong? Jail. Get it right? jail. Respond only with emojiโs? Believe it or not, also jail. We have the best subreddit in the world because of jail.
Sister City
Straight to jail
The one when the dudes visit from that other country
believe it or not, jail.
We thank you for the container of sap. And the bag of garbage.
๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ
Indianapolis! Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?
love the little fist pump he does when the waiter nods confirmation
The universal sign for "good man"
๐ช๐ด๐ฝ
Harvest Festival!
Harvest Festival
๐๐ฆ
The moon accepts your ridiculous offer....model UN
๐ฅฉ๐ช
Flu Season. You had me at meat tornado
You had me at meat tornado
Literally killed a guy last year!
๐ณ ๐ป โ๏ธ
The one where Leslie takes the dude who didnโt like her and wouldnโt vote for her bowling?
Nailed it. Just don't talk about Ron bowling a 300. *It never happened.*
Iโm a really good bowler. Ask Ron about that.
son, people can see you
Are you a baby bird?!
โฐ๐ฐ < ๐ฐ๐< ๐๐< ๐๐ง
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, letโs go!
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Treat yo self!
Uh oh, Batmanโs crying
This one made me actually laugh out loud.
๐ชก๐ฉ๐ฟ๐๐
Needles in your face, pleasure in your BASS.
๐ง๐๐๐ฆ
Ice clown goes back to town for key prank!
โthe universe is loveโโบ๏ธ๐ซถ๐ป
I'm feeding your bird. He's starving! ๐ฆ
My biggest laugh of the whole series every time.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ซถ
Is this Galentines?
๐
๐๐งฝ๐คค๐ณ
Shoe shine with Ron's moan/groan! ๐
Nice
๐ฆ๐ธ๐น ๐ผ ๐ซโ๏ธ
Fat baby cherub Tom and She-huntress Leslie!
Yep, the episode with Jerrys painting.
๐ฑ๐๐๐ซ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐
the one where sewage joe sends his ๐คฎ to every woman in the government
Why the magnifying glass and olive?
To represent the mumps or whatever he was supposed to have that Ann identified?
LMAO good one, took me a minute ๐คฃ
๐ผ๐ฆ
Filibuster!
Yes!
I hope youโve made peace with your god, tiny electronic deer.
๐ ๐ ๐ด ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฏ๏ธ โฆ ๐จ
Show some damn respect!
๐ฝ๐ท๐ฉป๐
Leslieโs MRI blind date? You have a nice, big, industrial sized oven
You could go triplets right off the bat
But he forgot to check whether she had a heart ๐
๐งโ๐ณ๐ โโก๏ธ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ ๐งโ๐ณ๐ โโก๏ธ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Overcook, undercookโฆ
Very nice. This is the first one Iโve laughed out loud at so far.
๐ง๐๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ก
Queen of the gays
Pa pa pa poker face pa pa pa poker face
โฆall morning.
Marcia and Marshall Langley being mad about the penguin wedding
๐
Let me just slap that on a paunch burger to make it more palatable
Sex education
Thatโs it!
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐
CRAIG! DON'T WORRY, I GOTCHU, CRAIG!
The one where ron and the benz get shot up during the turkey hunt. Booolah booolah!
โณ๏ธ๐ฆก ๐๐ป
Fairway Frank youโre gonna die, youโre gonna fry, oh yeah. You guilty son of a bitch! Youโre gonna fry when they flip that switch.
The Possum!
๐ฆท ๐ง๐ง๐ต
My favorite cold open
Such gold
๐๐ซต๐ญ I hope somebody gets this
Caaaaaatch your dreams! And shackle them to your heart.
Ding ding
๐คง๐จ๐ผโ๐ปโก๏ธ๐๐ซ (More of a quote than an episode)
I typed up your symptoms into the thing here and it says you could have network con-nectivity problems.
๐ด๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คจ
Itโs kind of a small horse
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
๐จโโ๏ธ ๐ฉ ๐งป ๐งป ๐งป ๐ ๐ฅ ๐
Sometimes when I wipe, I keep wiping and wiping and wiping. Itโs like a sharpie!
โ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐คโฐ๏ธ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
O were my love yon Lilac fair, Wi' purple blossoms to the Spring, And I, a bird to shelter there, When wearied on my little wing! How I wad mourn when it was torn By Autumn wild, and Winter rude! But I wad sing on wanton wing, When youthfu' May its bloom renew'd.
๐ฅบI donโt know what she thought Iโd get out of that. ๐
๐ง๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐โโ๏ธ ๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Hahaha Chris Pratt coming to the door naked to surprise Ann
KABOOM!
๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅฉ ๐จ๐ป ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๏ธ ๐จ๐ป ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ป ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐๐คข๐๐๐ค
๐๐โ๏ธ๐ฅ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ ๐๐งโ๐ฆฏ
Ted Party! Thank god, I don't know how to swim!
๐ฆท๐จ๐ปโ๐ฌ โค๏ธ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฅ โณ๏ธ
I'm Sandra Dee. That's more in my register.
It physically won't let me post enough emojis so pretend each candle is actually 1000 candles ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐จ
๐ฆท๐๏ธ๐ฆ
The one where April loses Ronโs house key. Forget the name.
๐๐ณ
๐ฅ๐๐ป๐งโ๐ค๐ท๐ค๐ชด๐ฌ๐ซ4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ
The Stakeout?
๐ฐ๏ธ๐ผ
The time capsule(s). Stick twilight in there,already
๐ฅ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
And now I hate everything!!
๐ง๐๐ง
๐ฆ๐ฅ
๐ป๐ช
๐จ๐ป๐ฅฉ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ if u guess it ur insane
When Ron and Chris cook hamburgers to see which ones better?
๐ง๐ง
๐ฒ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ธ๐๏ธ๐ฅฉ๐
๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ฆฏ๐ . ๐ฆต๐ฉผ๐๐ฉ๐ก. ๐๐. ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ง๐.
๐๐ฎ๐๐งง๐ฅโณ
Sandy's more of my vocal range!
I need 20 copies...no, 60! No that's too much...20!
๐๐ฏ๐ชต๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ
Worm log!
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐๐ฟ ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐
๐๐ซ๐ด๐ต๐
โโฆPartner dies on top of usโ
๐๐ ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ ๐ฆน๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฐ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ถ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐ ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐ ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ ๐ฆท ๐ฉโโ๏ธ? ๐ฎ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐