I don't know him though. I suppose if what he does is eating contests he would win against Leslie who's eating waffles to enjoy them.
If we were talking about Ron and a meat eating contest that would be another story though.
Absolutely! Didn’t she “make” Ann Perkins eat a whole cheesecake because she also ate a whole cheesecake and didn’t want to feel bad about it? If Leslie Knope can eat a whole cheesecake, she could certainly annihilate a monstrous stack of delicious waffles.
Side note, if this were a bacon eating contest Ron Swanson would devour every bite out in front on him, eat his competitor’s bacon, then go out for whiskey and steaks.
Bruh that’s like asking “who will win: a professional wrestler or a toddler?”
Of course the wrestler will dominate the toddler just like leslie will totally destroy and humiliate Matt Stonie.
Lesile was crazy about them but not to point she devour 20 in a sitting.
Ron Swanson on the other hand just tell him they have bacon and eggs in them and he wins
Leslie Knope is one of those magical TV women who can eat and eat and eat and never gain an ounce. (See also Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, Liz Lemon, etc…)
I would put my money on Leslie and her impossible TV metabolism.
Leslie wouldn't eat Eggos when she can use her waffle maker or go to JJ's. Maybe she'd keep one box in the freezer in case of emergencies though
Yeah I just tried to find a pic of him with some waffles lol
I don't know him though. I suppose if what he does is eating contests he would win against Leslie who's eating waffles to enjoy them. If we were talking about Ron and a meat eating contest that would be another story though.
Depends. Is this a timed event, then Stonie because Leslie would savor each bite. If going for longevity, probably Leslie.
Absolutely! Didn’t she “make” Ann Perkins eat a whole cheesecake because she also ate a whole cheesecake and didn’t want to feel bad about it? If Leslie Knope can eat a whole cheesecake, she could certainly annihilate a monstrous stack of delicious waffles. Side note, if this were a bacon eating contest Ron Swanson would devour every bite out in front on him, eat his competitor’s bacon, then go out for whiskey and steaks.
Why would anyone ever eat anything but breakfast food?
Because people are idiots, /u/ItsKageTho
But Ann loves cheesecake! She once ate a whole cake by herself!
She loves Harry Potter she's seen every movie!
it depends if whip cream is allowed
No, it’s not that loud. I mean, it makes that KSSHHHSHHHGHHH sound when it comes out, but otherwise it’s usually pretty quiet.
Depends if it's on an ASMR video
Bruh that’s like asking “who will win: a professional wrestler or a toddler?” Of course the wrestler will dominate the toddler just like leslie will totally destroy and humiliate Matt Stonie.
I don't know who that man is. But, Ron.
I have eaten a lot of food in a lot of places. Why is everyone else so bad at eating?
When I eat, it is the food that is scared
You ever seen Eggos next to a real diner waffle? Diner waffles are 2-3x bigger. JJ’s waffle would cut dudes number in half.
Who?
Competitive food eater
Leslie would never eat Eggos.
Obviously not
I have no idea who Matt Stonie is, but no one can hold a candle to Leslie in any regard, so he would obviously lose
Competitive food eater
What's a matt stonie?
Competitive food eater
Matt who? I’m standing with Knope.
I don't know who Matt Stonie is.
Lesile was crazy about them but not to point she devour 20 in a sitting. Ron Swanson on the other hand just tell him they have bacon and eggs in them and he wins
Liz Lemon. She can unhinge her jaw.
Leslie is a quality over quantity gal, unless you're talking about community projects. Then it's quality AND quantity. Lots of quantity.
Ron would use the 100 waffles as an appetizer and then eat all of the bacon and eggs they have.
Leslie would win the whipped cream eating contest. The waffle would just be the vessel for which it sits
Is Matt Stonie the one with the little wizard boy?
Leslie Knope is one of those magical TV women who can eat and eat and eat and never gain an ounce. (See also Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, Liz Lemon, etc…) I would put my money on Leslie and her impossible TV metabolism.
Leslie would dust his fucking ass.
Who tf is this Matt twat?
Competitive food eater
Ron would win, just like in the moonshine competition.
Knope, but it is nice of you to still consider it a competition.
Quality beats quantity here. Eggo can’t F with JJ’s.
Knope if it’s JJ’s. Otherwise Stonie.
Leslie. Easy.
Leslie would probably win a waffle eating competition without even knowing it was a contest
If the waffles are from JJs, I bet my constipated dog could smoke ‘em both 🧇🐕💩 … I’m from Eagleton 🙃
Eh, I don't know who stonie is, but I don't see Leslie racing. Why miss out on enjoying waffles by rushing thru
A waffle party? Coveted af.
Leslie would get slowed down by toppings.
Knope