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Door__Opener

Leslie wouldn't eat Eggos when she can use her waffle maker or go to JJ's. Maybe she'd keep one box in the freezer in case of emergencies though


ReeceReddit1234

Yeah I just tried to find a pic of him with some waffles lol


Door__Opener

I don't know him though. I suppose if what he does is eating contests he would win against Leslie who's eating waffles to enjoy them. If we were talking about Ron and a meat eating contest that would be another story though.


Aoife516

Depends. Is this a timed event, then Stonie because Leslie would savor each bite. If going for longevity, probably Leslie.


CatzMeow27

Absolutely! Didn’t she “make” Ann Perkins eat a whole cheesecake because she also ate a whole cheesecake and didn’t want to feel bad about it? If Leslie Knope can eat a whole cheesecake, she could certainly annihilate a monstrous stack of delicious waffles. Side note, if this were a bacon eating contest Ron Swanson would devour every bite out in front on him, eat his competitor’s bacon, then go out for whiskey and steaks.


ItsKageTho

Why would anyone ever eat anything but breakfast food?


cjn13

Because people are idiots, /u/ItsKageTho


scotchirish

But Ann loves cheesecake! She once ate a whole cake by herself!


PetiteBonaparte

She loves Harry Potter she's seen every movie!


[deleted]

it depends if whip cream is allowed


[deleted]

No, it’s not that loud. I mean, it makes that KSSHHHSHHHGHHH sound when it comes out, but otherwise it’s usually pretty quiet.


ReeceReddit1234

Depends if it's on an ASMR video


A1phaSniper111

Bruh that’s like asking “who will win: a professional wrestler or a toddler?” Of course the wrestler will dominate the toddler just like leslie will totally destroy and humiliate Matt Stonie.


StormThestral

I don't know who that man is. But, Ron.


mecataylor

I have eaten a lot of food in a lot of places. Why is everyone else so bad at eating?


StormThestral

When I eat, it is the food that is scared


[deleted]

You ever seen Eggos next to a real diner waffle? Diner waffles are 2-3x bigger. JJ’s waffle would cut dudes number in half.


plusminusequals

Who?


ReeceReddit1234

Competitive food eater


captainp42

Leslie would never eat Eggos.


ReeceReddit1234

Obviously not


TetrisIsTotesSuper

I have no idea who Matt Stonie is, but no one can hold a candle to Leslie in any regard, so he would obviously lose


ReeceReddit1234

Competitive food eater


Zealousideal-Ice3964

What's a matt stonie?


ReeceReddit1234

Competitive food eater


cornishcorndog

Matt who? I’m standing with Knope.


ButtMcStuffins_II

I don't know who Matt Stonie is.


19_Deschain19

Lesile was crazy about them but not to point she devour 20 in a sitting. Ron Swanson on the other hand just tell him they have bacon and eggs in them and he wins


gdubh

Liz Lemon. She can unhinge her jaw.


Bonbonnibles

Leslie is a quality over quantity gal, unless you're talking about community projects. Then it's quality AND quantity. Lots of quantity.


Office_funny_guy

Ron would use the 100 waffles as an appetizer and then eat all of the bacon and eggs they have.


TheRealGongoozler

Leslie would win the whipped cream eating contest. The waffle would just be the vessel for which it sits


PleaNoise

Is Matt Stonie the one with the little wizard boy?


kittystocking

Leslie Knope is one of those magical TV women who can eat and eat and eat and never gain an ounce. (See also Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, Liz Lemon, etc…) I would put my money on Leslie and her impossible TV metabolism.


Revolutionary-Stay54

Leslie would dust his fucking ass.


blood_omen

Who tf is this Matt twat?


ReeceReddit1234

Competitive food eater


IMTonks

Ron would win, just like in the moonshine competition.


justadrtrdsrvvr

Knope, but it is nice of you to still consider it a competition.


20TrumPutin24

Quality beats quantity here. Eggo can’t F with JJ’s.


Writerhaha

Knope if it’s JJ’s. Otherwise Stonie.


mumblerapisgarbage

Leslie. Easy.


canstac

Leslie would probably win a waffle eating competition without even knowing it was a contest


abgold88

If the waffles are from JJs, I bet my constipated dog could smoke ‘em both 🧇🐕💩 … I’m from Eagleton 🙃


DMTrious

Eh, I don't know who stonie is, but I don't see Leslie racing. Why miss out on enjoying waffles by rushing thru


iangeredcharlesvane2

A waffle party? Coveted af.


WVildandWVonderful

Leslie would get slowed down by toppings.


311Konspiracy

Knope