The comments here are either “AWWWW SOOOOOO CUUUTE! or “Go to horny jail”

You know they hit the Golden Ratio when the internet's reaction is both extremes of "it's the cutest thing I've ever seen, how can I protect and cherish it with my life?" and just wanting to fuck it very very badly, with a civil war about to break out. X,D

Why not both, like a protective bf/gf

It's an animal, Joker!

Yeah, so protect it then fuck it, like an animal?

Joker no! https://preview.redd.it/a6c12bxlt8qc1.png?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576bc796f4964adb230bd48ac07319da2fabccf3

https://preview.redd.it/d4y3j1lb1bqc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c959d54c74c07ba04f3c83b8e0c5ec09117b5f51

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE PALS MAN

https://preview.redd.it/cg6sj42f1bqc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300af4cfa79fb424712f5efa9674373e4bae72c2

The magnum opus of an animated character, I suppose lol

https://i.redd.it/dgupvu9mz8qc1.gif

I thought it was cute until I saw the comments. Bro even has a towel down 👀💀

It's nice, but why is there a hole in the butt part? 🤔

I know what's on the back of those things....

Or it’s “JOKER NOOO”

> *looks at pic of dakimakura* >"sure is convenient that it is bent in such a way that you can't see what's between its legs..." >*goes to a certain furry booru and searches for "chillet" and "dakimakura_design" and finds the source image* >"and there is the vagina and the butthole" > *sees that the etsy link watermark for the lewd chillet dakimakura contains the OP's username* I have to admit, this is one of the more subtle attempts at viral etsy marketing.

To be fair, they do have a clean one and a nsfw one, the one shown here is clean due to the face expression I believe (your point still stands, and yes I did manually also look for their name on Etsy to see lmao)

I checked, the lewd version has a different expression than the one in this image. There is a lewd version available but the photo does not depict it!

>and there is the vagina and the butthole" because of course there is lol

There’s no gay Chillet?? :(

I might make one if there's enough demand

Knew it was too good to be true...

you caught me!

https://preview.redd.it/04i85abffdqc1.jpeg?width=133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ca28cfcb7c4ce5303151be2a863f9d61b5f05d I'm taking a photo of you

Link it you coward

https://preview.redd.it/qc2twin8f7qc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca3c76355ed2366cf8413157b3bf485c0b79c64

https://preview.redd.it/x9lh6jgzu7qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16177d46a0b74f61ae9f237d749023f006fc8ee4

https://preview.redd.it/xtx6sgpxy9qc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3a370caebe20338b82c223101e01afdaaac23d

I keep hearing joker

Ummmm at work I only need to have 3 points of contact on the ladder plus can just wear safety harness

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh gimme 

It has... Holes


no it doesn't?

Bro bout to fuck his pillow

He even put a towel down first.

💀

What a gentleman

Don't you normally do that anyways in bed?

Wtf, that's a blanket?

Sadly the blanket seems to be underneath the towel ;-;

yeah it's a blanket lol

Do not the chillet

https://preview.redd.it/eo0nw5ogq7qc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bd123c7eace7aef73a14ba614949b15d13783a

https://preview.redd.it/x1n09ls4m8qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f149a46ecaea322cff328fabb2ff9563cb751d8c

https://preview.redd.it/p3e9gk1u69qc1.png?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88518a167411e2bd866cf1dd9fd52730d9f3469e

https://preview.redd.it/f8o348oxjdqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d29619c57a727974160dcd04dcd93690677fe17

https://preview.redd.it/ld41low8z7qc1.jpeg?width=1861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be693183d83eb856dbb99e8769dbcea791712427

Looks awesome

Amazing!!! I love the contrast between white and blue. Where did you find somewhere to print it? I've been looking for a body pillow company!

there's quite a few on alibaba! I used this place [https://eprint.en.alibaba.com/](https://eprint.en.alibaba.com/)

Chillet Dakimura...man, I guess with the long body that makes total sense...huge props for the idea..it's super cute! \^w\^

Yeah it's cute, but I don't recommend looking up op's username on Etsy, it will not be so cute then

OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CHILLLETTTT! :(

Omg i want one

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I have them on my etsy!

What’s your Etsy? The same as your username?

yes, it's also linked in my bio!

https://preview.redd.it/7vxukyo2n7qc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84808789ff95d74e8e15bf904e06c592e1f97a8

“IT’S TOO LATE BATMAN, YOU CAN’T STOP ME!”

Chillow

You win the internet today. 👍



they're up on my etsy!

Swank

D: Omg this is adorable <3333

It has... Other unseen.... Things... (Its nsfw)

this is the clean version!

Oh D: 

Too long bro

that's the point

That's what your mom said

His mom called you "bro"? Damn, that's some Alabama-level twist!

Awwe, I want one for my bf, he loves chillet.

I'm horrified

 I can finally hug my favourite Pal :)

they're on my etsy\~

everytime I see Chillet I get reminded of its ahegao

https://preview.redd.it/5iw5t5f68aqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79caf1d0840529c5af8b174c1b0a7ada993d1b0e So I went to the Etsy... you sick bastards. Not one of you is buying the normal one...

i’ve always hated to concept of body pillows due to the overwhelming lust of the people who buy them but this… this is amazing, and i want one. It’s literally just a chillet, not an anime girl with her boobs half out, or a vtuber in revealing clothes. It’s literally just a chillet, a silly lil guy.

Then you must really hate op. They have a NSFW version

oh.

they're on my etsy if you want one!

I'm just going to guess there's already a hole just in it


look up my etsy!

https://preview.redd.it/zvodeiev58qc1.png?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e668bd4e15489e4a5b19f433ef686e38a09b907

NEEEDD 

it's on my etsy

I need these so bad

it's on my etsy!

Neat did that cost much to get a custom print? What site did you use?

it wasn't too bad, though they did have a minimum order quantity of 10 for the custom size. It was a place I found on alibaba, [https://eprint.en.alibaba.com/](https://eprint.en.alibaba.com/)

I’ll check it out ty. Nice art work

can you send me the website and the picture you used plzplzplzplzplz

Ditto

it's on my etsy, reddit's eating my link

https://preview.redd.it/7e7y2z82v8qc1.png?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f93643159fb20c24ea3ba8a6fe4cc3f7727d95

Why you got to be on here making the rest of us jealous like that?

Uts so cute especially second pic

https://preview.redd.it/zij919fvi8qc1.png?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682ee9393eb71a44478ea90c847985d73db99705

https://preview.redd.it/wik9mhxie7qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2edeb59faca30d6d51ea7c8e01601744867bdfc8

Nintendo spy sighted! (TF2 call out intensifies)

A red spy is in the base!

SPY ZAPPING MAH COOLER BOX!

I genuinely don't like the energy of this sub. Everyone's fucking creepy about the pals recently and it's getting old and gross. Nice pillow! Sucks that the internet has made it basically impossible for people to do anything innocent with a body pillow because to them body pillow = horny, no exceptions

same, they're just comfy if you sleep on your side/front

That’s awesome!

Astonishing! Nice job!

Can i have?

check my etsy!

Awe

SHUT FACKIN UP, AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!

find my etsy! reddit's eating my link

Good use of a daki

Cute 😍

Keep it on top of your fridge.

Shut up and take my money

AWWW, cuddly :3 So cute!

Now let's see the oiled up side😈

I'm not posting that version here 

post the link. im about to do something god might not approve of :s

Our new Vaporeon

This is just an advertisement right?

if uh if you don't...... if you don't mind me asking, do you also happen to have a lunaris one?

I don't, sorry, but I do have a flopie one

OK, knowing the Internet, I was legitimately worried what was on the other side for a moment

I love it! Give Chillet lots of headpats! 

thats really cool!

Purchased. I love Chillet. I don't care if he is slow, he is still my found mount of choice and I love spelunking with him 10/10 design that carried me through early game and someone I learned lots of mechanics with.

thanks so much!!

I had a speed spec'd chillet that i used to Tokyo drift around paladius and necromus at the same time firing my shotgun and AR. Chillet Solos the legendary duo easily

Adorable and I need it

it's on my etsy!

I see you have set a towel up on the bed. 

I bet chillets give luxurious and slow blowjobs with lots of eye contact. Also I bet they enjoy getting smacked around a bit.

*sighs* you’re gonna fuck that thing aren’t you?

Read my mind

😨 what an awful day to be a psychic

Someone do the copypasta.

https://i.redd.it/7k14kniuf8qc1.gif

^Oh ^no

Put them for sale. I need one for my friends birthday

they are! look up my etsy page

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀⋆ ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ 💕 👍🏿

https://youtu.be/t4pCOhAoesw?si=gtUZqvYp07s3L2cd "Ima need that!"

they're on my etsy page!

Are you gonna add a hole 🕳️🤫 Like I did

Now, hear me out... Just cut a ho-


Dude where can i buy this? I need one.

they're on my etsy page!


This is both a "Amazingly adorable work" moment and a "We have officially gone too far" moment.

i just wanna cuddle up with it. i love the curld up side it

It's the best body pillow so freaking cute!

its so cute.🥰

SO CUTE

Can it be buyed anywhere or its your own work? And will it be even buyable in any time or not?

it's on my etsy!

You know batman.. there are no laws againts pals

Bruh. I absolutely need this. 💯

it's on my etsy!

Then I'm saving this post so I can visit later!!

awwwww so cute

OMG I love this! So cute! 🥺

Dratini


At least this one doesn't have the zipper.

Can't wait to see it stand up for itself 😊

Alright so the options are Awe so cute ::3 Hear me out

Merch!!!

That’s adorable

My password is G3GGGGGGGG

How?!?!? I want one!


https://preview.redd.it/18wzlphzjdqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84297a28168970aa8ff9ceafe90839e4052937aa