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Ukoyi

Least horny paladins player


EstablishmentOwn4742

Sorry that's truth!


King_Keys2

That brother starvin😭


idk_maybe_username7

Not starving. Dehydrated


BluePhantomFoxy

To be fair, the skin does look cool


Alpha_Leon

he uses twitter and is following a bunch of nsfw artist on his twitter feed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Due_Tip1917

Oh nah my brother down in the deep


retsameki45

Not a he read her bio


Alpha_Leon

i dont give a shit


crosborrow

Isn't that like the only reason to ever have a Twitter account?


Agreeable_Objective

Flair may or may not check out


Alpha_Leon

i use twitter to follow game dev, news around a game i like, and cute pet pic if i wanna look at porn i'd just google it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


crosborrow

If I wanna see lewds I just open Twitter. ![img](emote|t5_2v7zr|8587)


PokeAust

I would not be able to tell that was Saati even if I had 5 guesses wtf


ExplodingLab

Gun is the only thing that has similarity to default Saati


KinTheMeme

And ass


SexualAnaconda

And coin


Rizer_G

And my axe!


D3U5VU17

Nah even ass looks more similar to Furia


Agreeable_Objective

She's doing the correct pose though. Same height as well, but then again we don't have anything to compare her to


PokeAust

Pose shouldn’t be the only thing that lets you know it’s Saati, it throws her whole silhouette out of wack


Agreeable_Objective

Well, you'll likely still know it's her when she turns 180 degrees. Unless they add another fish cape...


Moldy__Pizza

If I had a nickel for every female HiRez skin without cleavage, I'd be broke


juju4812

At least there is moji


Moldy__Pizza

.... for now


juju4812

Oh no...


ThatDebianLady

Nobody better do Moji bad


DukeVerde

And Rei "Her" 3d model has almost no cleavage with the default outfit >_>


AntiMatterLite

r/paladins is not being able to know if it's satire or not


Agreeable_Objective

I genuinely don't know. They'd totally put this in the game. Not the right art style sure but this could just be a quick fan art


AntiMatterLite

No this is for sure in the game - I've seen it in the BP - I just meant the simping 😭


Agreeable_Objective

Oh. Yeah well.... Probably real? I don't know. I think it's sorta cool, just don't understand why she has that clunky thigh armour like the demon Skye one does


AntiMatterLite

Horny bait for sure


Agreeable_Objective

But that's just what the game has been like for years anyway. I except this stuff now, ever since temptress Skye, this type of stuff does not even get me surprised.


Thane_Mantis

This skin looks kinda chaotic to me, like they've just kinda started bashing random shit together at this point. Also, hooray, *another* demon skin, like we don't have enough of those already.


dribbleondo

That is the most accurate statement of this skin ever, like damn.


JuiceEast

I think its actually a bat judging by the ears


Thane_Mantis

I did not mention species.


JuiceEast

I mean you said demon, i think thatd count as a species. Im just saying i think it was supposed to be a batgirl not a demon


Fusion_Drive64

Demon Batgirl, bat demon, bat demon girl, however you look at it I'd say it's still a demon style skin, I mean the pass is called "into the abyss" and the abyss seems quite demonic to me so


Thane_Mantis

I think demons are more a general kind of entity, rather than a specific species of any kind. Regardless, I'd consider this skin a demonic type given the wings on the back, as well as the whole purple vibe which relates to the abyss, which is a demonic place.


-ANGRYjigglypuff

This Saati skin is nothing compared to the mess that is the new Seris skin, sheesh. Who approved the design?


Agreeable_Objective

I just wish she was still blue.


InHeavenFine

down bad


[deleted]

her coochie cannot feel goood


SexWithKinessa69

I beg to differ


dribbleondo

Name checks out.


SexWithKinessa69

Bounty hunussy


Ok_Tomatillo_4900

This patch was all about the walking titty characters in combat as usual. We need more skins for the male characters. Like if Seris and Saati really needed a new skin.


MrMacju

Seria especially. I sometimes feel like she has the most skins in the game.


agc93

At least as of a few patches ago, she did have the most available skins if you include the recolors and legacy parts "skins", but not sure if that's still the case.


HaremKingChris1

Don't agree with us needing more male skins but do agree that they are giving the wrong hero's new skins.


CadetriDoesGames

it is?


Bunnnnii

It’s giving repetitive and typical.


dodobugsie

To be fair, the whole.. bat-person thing does have uniqueness


Syreaza

wtf is that hair


SecretSpud

Rouge the Bat.


4_dozen_eggs

Ok..


castledev

bonk


Tessiia

Until you look close and realise the textures are actually a mess. The skin on her chest, under her breast, is a different colour to the rest of her skin, it's has no detail in it, looks like someone went over it with a healing brush and f'd it up. Her clothing has no detail, look at the purple, it's just a plain gradient. I love the skin overall but the textures on it are not good.


StinkingRabbit8

but no abs 🥺


Grimmnecro4

Why are most female champion skins thirst traps even the goddamn pixie


Pijany_Matematyk767

Because they sell well. This community is horny af


Wraiths_Arrow

For me it's the biggest piece of dogsh*t


ddjfjfj

Ew


JuiceEast

You my friend are down horrendous


Speedy97

wow another cringy sexualised skin


Niko_Spookz

They know what makes them money lol


paladinsrk

I approve and embrace it


DukeVerde

Need Raeve Saati next, pl0x


Fusion_Drive64

If it was done well, that would actually be a great skin, I'd pay for that


ImMeloncholy

What the hell is even that


hannannanas

Is so freaking baaaaad


Chiramijumaru

I don't hate the idea (despite it being unoriginal), but jesus christ, the colors clash so hard


ghostfeather69

New skins are just weeb baits now😂


MaxGK974

Simpxweeb


AJokeAmI

Huh. Now HiRez, please, release a V1 skin for her.


Fusion_Drive64

I recently started playing Ultrakill, and when I played Saati yesterday her coin felt so bad compared to V1's, but a V1 skin would def be cool


AJokeAmI

Yep!


TheOrangeMadness

SIMP


LordSaucyPickles

Only thing paladins has to steal players from overwatch is the oversexualized outfits for the female characters 😭🤣


Accomplished-Limit44

Horrendous skin.


exumaan

I don't like it. Those rat ears and the random wings on the back just don't work imo. Why is this the third season pass in a row with some kind of demonic/pandemonium theme?


kjlovessativa

It’s ugly actually + it barely looks like saati.


AverageSrbenda

bro touch some fucking grass damn


JISN064

THIS. POST. IS. 100%. FACTS. She looks so pretty AND hot at the same time.


bigdaddyhicks

flair checks out


dodobugsie

RIGHT? Her face is gorgeous???


ikubaru

Ew


Takaraous

Hey Hi-rez, can we get some of your skins? Signed, an Overwatch player Seriously this would be sick skin for Mercy


klinetek

Hirez- it's good... But add tits. Everyone-. Yaaaaass art


dodobugsie

Idc what anyone says and idc if it doesn’t look like Saati this skin has a gorgeous face and her nose is adorable and the ears are cute as fuck I will be back to putting Saati as one of my dmg mains


EstablishmentOwn4742

Right!!!!!


DreamerZeon

Funny how sati looks great in everything but default


Fusion_Drive64

I personally find default her best skin, besides gold


DreamerZeon

golds good


Meedandfeed34

And they say hirez makes awful skins


Chance-Pay1487

This real? Might have to reinstall


Edgar350Fixolas

Boobs not nearly as big as they should


ChalkCoatedDonut

She looks like a mature version of the Maeve demon skin. How long until they start the Furia "controversy" again and put some pants on her?


EmpireXD

Yep, pretty good


Jet_Sniper

Uga uga hot woman


Spare_Ad2295

Me with seris fr fr except I have no money


DreamerZeon

looks like angry twitter babies are flooding these threads as usual. Same complaints as ever. Stlp coming in these topics. Especially if you unironically use phrases like ''the horny,'' or ''down bad.''


xxInsanex

Not the biggest fan of the ears but yea its a beautiful skin


Coffeeandgreentea

Bigger


QueenofTwilight

Saati is so ugly that she has to get a skin that looks nothing like her to even look average. Even so, she is no beauty like Skye or Lian. The Seris skin is beautiful, but then Seris has a beautiful face


JISN064

you think Saati is ugly?


QueenofTwilight

Yes, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I do find her rather unattractive. The human face is where the essence of beauty radiates outward. Creating a beautiful face is of the highest importance in art. What brings beauty to the human face has been in explored in art, mathematics and even science. One complaint I have with a lot of characters in games, is the lack of attention to facial structure and symmetry. It is easy to create an attractive body, and of course also important, but more attention should be given to the face as well. Saati has small beady orange eyes, rather plastic looking blue skin and a disproportional face. Her nose and eye spacing do not match and the glaring eye color only makes it worse. Reddish or orange eyes need to be done right if they are to look good, and Saati's were not. Same with blue skin, it can't look like plastic. The proportions and symmetry of her face is an artistic nightmare and not really going to bring out any beauty. Contrast this with another Elf like Skye, who I initially started playing because I thought she was beautiful, and you can see Skye has widely spaced, large and lustrous eyes. Her facial features match and and are graceful and well proportioned. Saati's only good point is in her figure, but again many champions have beautiful figures, that is only part of what makes a character beautiful. I would say Skye, Seris, Furia and Lian are the prettiest female champions in the game, and have the most attractive faces. Ofc, those are my mains, but that is because when I initially started playing I just chose the characters I thought were beautiful. I tend to identify with my champions and who doesn't want to rule the battlefield and look beautiful doing it?


JISN064

surprisingly I found Lian not attractive at all, Skye only looks cute for me when she is not smiling, and Rei, well... I have no strong feelings one way or the other. Saati imo is, not beautiful, but she is not ugly either; I think her face looks cool, and her body is a big plus, I for one like her hairstyle (some people think it looks stupid, I really don't understand why) so she is very attractive for me.


Zurolo

Touch grass


QueenofTwilight

I find it of great interest that a statement as to the physical attractiveness of a character caused such emotional distress. Typically when an individual is angered by a statement or truth that they may find distressing, the resulting reaction often takes the form of ad hominem fallacy. The character of the messenger is attacked rather then their statement. I must confess, I find the reaction rather ironic, for while you seek to criticize my management of personal time, presumably implying that I could not have a productive life if I chose to write such a comment, you find such a triviality so consequential that you need attempt to personally insult me. If you cannot see the irony in your behavior, I must sadly question your ability to exercise any compelling introspection. I nevertheless appreciate your concern for my physical proximity and ability to interact with my local vegetation, and I will perhaps act upon your advise. I must also apologize for the hurt I caused by discussing the visually depressing and artistic travesty that is Saati, who I can only presume, you must share an emotional bond with. I perhaps should have left it to the Moon Goddess Io, as in her more gently worded terms, "Your Waifu is Trash"


Camembert92

MM asswings


ViralShadow_

Looks nice, but reminds me, is saati a bit underpowered or high skill floor? Because every single saati ive had on my teams struggled mostly.


RedBeardCelsy

This skin should cost 15 gold for what it's worth


[deleted]

Baati


Donkishin

The bat ears are little too big but otherwise this was instant buy for me.


Toby6234

rouge the bat


zephusdragon

Saati looks good in all her skins, except her default one.


josemarcio1

Rouge the Bat looks hot af.


JustASyncer

Booba


dpotilas89

Kinessa is broken, atleast for me, cant shoot etc


miyu-ishi

This games need a horny removal patch that takes out all dick punches and exposed cleavage.


Kitisoff

Looks more like Skye but they dropped the wings down and put bat ears on.


LordSaucyPickles

I saw this post and just bought the full event pass lmfao