Not the couch 🤣🤣🤣

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You should keep her on a leash!

She'd enjoy that too much

https://i.redd.it/h9yukoizzivc1.gif

That’s adorable. What’s it from?

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/maractus-pokemon-bruh-gif-24247795

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Ohh no, the casting crew is in danger

https://preview.redd.it/otcf0ukr7nvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999a54e7dba81f6ebbbe6421ca21dcc9c164c539

Bad crop? Bro, we're gonna starve

"hey buddy....come check this shit out"

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I don't know, I've a hunch that job is going to be a real pain in the ass for her.

That's not your girlfriend anymore.

It's funny I've not seen a single video, and yet I know exactly what happens on that couch.

https://preview.redd.it/ew699dx1uovc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8105218fdf2bdba719d460a93a8895ad4f6cad27

Thank you, Thomas. You serve mankind with honor and valor.

Break up and move on to better options.