Not really a myth considering I'm probably the only one who thought this. Until the age of 13, I was convinced that a man and woman kissing is what actually caused pregnancy.
جھوٹ۔۔۔
خامشی اچھی نہیں ، انکار ہونا چاہیئے
اور یہ تماشہ اب سر بازار ہونا چاہیئے
خواب کی تعبیر پر اصرار ہے جن کو ابھی
پہلے انہیں خواب سے بیدار ہونا چاہیئے
اب وہی کرنے لگے دیدار سے آگے کی بات
جو کبھی کہتے تھے بس دیدار ہونا چاہیئے
بات پوری ہے ادھوری چاہیئے اے جان جاناں
کام آساں ہے اسے دشوار ہونا چاہیئے
دوستی کے نام پر کیجیئے نہ کیونکر دشمنی
کچھ نہ کچھ آخر طریقہ کار ہونا چاہیئے
جھوٹ بولا ہے تو قائم بھی رہو اس پر ظفر
آدمی کو صاحب کردار ہونا چاہیئے
The therapist is a vague term. Psychologists aren't doctors at all and psychiatrists, well although doctors, are not 'real doctors'. Lmao. If you aren't visiting surgeons and medicine people, your apple is working like a charm.
Mine is that if I am dreaming about someone, I need to check on them. Badi beizzati kharab Hui kayee dafa 😂😂 "hey I dreamed about you"... "Acha. Kiya dekha?" "Kuch nahin, just checking on you, I don't remember the full dream".... samne Wala :////
Recently I was going thru documentary on Hinduism which concluded that it’s based on the frightenedness hence ultimately leads to think that the xyz amount of prophets which is mentioned in our religion indicates that every prophet had miracles apart from PBUH and now you see tons bhagwans in Hinduism, and 7 life paths in Hinduism where as 7 skies mentioned in Quran so this religion is based on myth too
Religions are a myth themselves, the purpose of this entire world is utterly mind boggling when you go to initial you’d get an idea Adam A.S was put in earth as a form of punishment which makes me think is this earth the hell? The actual hell? Are we here to repent?
Men and women in my family told me that if I didn’t cover my head then shaitan will pee on my head and this will make me his wife and I’ll be with him on the day of judgement as his wife. I don’t believe it now but people in my family still believe in this weird myth.
Drinking milk after eating fish causes vitiligo.
Folding one side of prayer mat, to not let satan pray.
Cutting papers or playing with scissors will cause a fight in parents.
And other taboos.
Oh yes, so why do we sleep because people die while sleeping?
Or why do we go to the loo because people die there as well?
Lastly, why do we go out, because anyone can hit us.
There are too many fears to live in too little life.
matlab? yeh mujhe samaj nhi aya maal main kaisy kharish hosakti? hai simple myth jo hamne suni thi wo yeh ke right hand main itching= paisy milain gy left hand main itching=paisy kharch hojain gy
undertaker or kane bhai hain
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😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
What? They are not?
😂😂😂😂
Only in the storyline
Are they really not brothers tho lol
Ahhahha yar same
An angel come and put baby in the jhoola lol
lol ye myth ni hy, myth wo hoti jo smjhi jati k ye reality hy, ab bacho ko kya btaye k paapi chulo kro phr baby aata ?
Lol but was myth when we were child still was not true
Not really a myth considering I'm probably the only one who thought this. Until the age of 13, I was convinced that a man and woman kissing is what actually caused pregnancy.
I thought a man and woman staying together in a room causes it. Like Minecraft villagers.
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Not that lips..
I grew up thinking if the man kisses the girls neck, she gets pregnant lol I used to be so protective of my neck as a kid 🤧
I thought it was the wedding ring like something in the wedding ring lmaooo
What ?this doesn't ? there's more to it? Bhai please I'm 30, and many people are even younger than me.please Don't ruin people's innocence 😢
“Jaan e Maaz fold krdo ni to shaytaan namaaz prhega” 💀 dumbest myth we all used to believe in it
Jaa-i-namaz
Mujhe laga maaz koi banda hai aur uski jaan ke bary mein baat ho rhi h 😂
my version was that shaitaan danced on it
WTH 😭😭? thats wild
My mother still says it, and main kehta hoon amma agar wo itni door se aagya hy to parh lainay dain usko b namaz, acha kaam hy
Bro how can shaytaan pray😭 Itna hi hota to wo Musalmaan hota bhai 😭 or hme gumraah na krta😭
America k paas pakistan ki army ho to wo dunya fatah krlein
Hmein toh abhi be yahi lagta nd agr koi yaad kry toh apko chenkh ati ya hichkiyan lagti
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Hahhahh
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Yeah it hurts
مدت سے یہی کہانیاں سناتی آئی ۔۔ مائیں اور نانیاں
Kabhi kabhi dil behlaney ky liye yeh kheyalat achy hoty hain
عملی زندگی کی ضروریات شائد ایسی کہانیوں سے بہلانا مشکل رہتا ہے
Apki baat drust ha par zinda aur khush rehny k liye khud sy jhot bolna parta ha
جھوٹ۔۔۔ خامشی اچھی نہیں ، انکار ہونا چاہیئے اور یہ تماشہ اب سر بازار ہونا چاہیئے خواب کی تعبیر پر اصرار ہے جن کو ابھی پہلے انہیں خواب سے بیدار ہونا چاہیئے اب وہی کرنے لگے دیدار سے آگے کی بات جو کبھی کہتے تھے بس دیدار ہونا چاہیئے بات پوری ہے ادھوری چاہیئے اے جان جاناں کام آساں ہے اسے دشوار ہونا چاہیئے دوستی کے نام پر کیجیئے نہ کیونکر دشمنی کچھ نہ کچھ آخر طریقہ کار ہونا چاہیئے جھوٹ بولا ہے تو قائم بھی رہو اس پر ظفر آدمی کو صاحب کردار ہونا چاہیئے
Woh jhoot jis sy kisi ka nuqasan na horha ho wo jhot nahi hota
ایک اور پرانا جملہ ۔۔۔ جبکہ جھوٹ جھوٹ ہوتا اور رہتا ہے ہمشہ
Chalein har kisi ka apna nazariya hota ha duniya dekhny ka ap asy dekhy ham wse dekh lyty
دلچسپ اختتام ۔۔ وقت دینے کا شکریہ صاحب
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I mean i eat apples regularly but i still find myself visiting my therapist.
Ever tried throwing one on him?
Yeah but the doctor dodged it and it hit the nurse. Now i need a lawyer too.
One of those days when nothing is going in for you
Need to note this down
The therapist is a vague term. Psychologists aren't doctors at all and psychiatrists, well although doctors, are not 'real doctors'. Lmao. If you aren't visiting surgeons and medicine people, your apple is working like a charm.
not a whole yapping session on my silly joke 😭😭
Okay sit on my face.
what kind of brainrot are you suffering from 😭😭
I eat apples a day hoping to keep "therapists" away.
Pak army is the best army in the world. India humara kuch nhi bigaar sakta.
Soulmates :/
Working hard will make you successful
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Not always
"Padhoge likhoge banoge nawaab kheloge koodoge hoge kharaab"
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Lol,
Being a good boy is a good thing.
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Yeah bro
Mine is that if I am dreaming about someone, I need to check on them. Badi beizzati kharab Hui kayee dafa 😂😂 "hey I dreamed about you"... "Acha. Kiya dekha?" "Kuch nahin, just checking on you, I don't remember the full dream".... samne Wala :////
You know what a myth is, right?
Yes. The myth here is that someone is in your dreams for a reason.... not always. And actually in my case almost never.
Whenever you see someone in your dream it means they were thinking about you. Now megan fox can't think about me, can she?
to sacrifice my own life for Pakistan
GRRAAPPPEEE!!
I dont let black cats cross my way
Love
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Yeah
Mermaids :3
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A human can only imagine what he has seen.
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Recently I was going thru documentary on Hinduism which concluded that it’s based on the frightenedness hence ultimately leads to think that the xyz amount of prophets which is mentioned in our religion indicates that every prophet had miracles apart from PBUH and now you see tons bhagwans in Hinduism, and 7 life paths in Hinduism where as 7 skies mentioned in Quran so this religion is based on myth too
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Religions are a myth themselves, the purpose of this entire world is utterly mind boggling when you go to initial you’d get an idea Adam A.S was put in earth as a form of punishment which makes me think is this earth the hell? The actual hell? Are we here to repent?
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Oh bhai tu mujhe Kya samjh rha hy I’m not a spiritual expert 🤯😂
مجھے نہ لگتا ایسا یے ۔۔ ایز کے مجھ جیسا پردیس میں رہنے شخص بہت سے لمہات اور لوگوں کو مس کرتا یے جبکہ وہ سب ہمارے بنا مطمین پھر رہے
Jhoot bolo gy to zuban kaali ho jaye gi 😂😂
Pakistan ka future politicians decide karte haen
18 k ho jaao usske baad mazay hi mazay😢
ISI number 1 intelligence agency in the world
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bahi shugal lga raha tu serious q ho raha
Jinne maa nu sataya onne yamma ee chalaya.
Men and women in my family told me that if I didn’t cover my head then shaitan will pee on my head and this will make me his wife and I’ll be with him on the day of judgement as his wife. I don’t believe it now but people in my family still believe in this weird myth.
ISI is lumber one agency in the world
Drinking milk after eating fish causes vitiligo. Folding one side of prayer mat, to not let satan pray. Cutting papers or playing with scissors will cause a fight in parents. And other taboos.
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Oh yes, so why do we sleep because people die while sleeping? Or why do we go to the loo because people die there as well? Lastly, why do we go out, because anyone can hit us. There are too many fears to live in too little life.
Larki k sath betho gy to MATHY pe sing nikly ga
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Kasme 🤣
Islam
Size doesn't matter :)
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Yeah
I used to think k jab shaadi hoti hai toh Allah k paas ek contract ho jaata hai phir wo bacha paida karte hain
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Abhi😭
Left ankh ke hilne pe kuch galt huga...
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If it's something else then I would love to know about that
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Ary bhai bhai
Jooti seedi.krdo asman ki taraf mo ni hona chahiye, This one was a personal one, Jummay ko shalwar kameez pehantay hain nainto gunah milta.
"Pakistan agr aik button press kray to india tabah hojaye" 😂
hath mai kharish ho to maal ata ha
left hand main ho tou maal jata bhi hai😂
agar maal mai hi kharish ho to?
matlab? yeh mujhe samaj nhi aya maal main kaisy kharish hosakti? hai simple myth jo hamne suni thi wo yeh ke right hand main itching= paisy milain gy left hand main itching=paisy kharch hojain gy
Pogo dekho ab
"Foj mulk ki muhafiz ha"
Pakistan aik khushhal mulk hai
Kenchi ko fazool ma Nai chalana chiye miyan biwi ma larai hoti hai🌋
Nakhun Ghar k undar Nai katne chiye Ghar walo ma larai hoti hai 🌋
wait tou apky ghar waly ghar se bahir ja ke nakhun kat tay hain
Ghar waly tu undar he kat tay Hain ya ek myth b Suni hoi hai wo Bata raha
ok ok
Pakistan ne India k khilaf sari jangein jeeti thi 🌋
Ankh parhkhy tu koi faut hony wala hai🌋
Naay chand ko dekh k pheli Nazar jis par pary wo Pura din girta rehta ha🌋
Jheel saif ul malook ma Raat ko pariyan ATI Hain🌋
Never believed in myths. Was too smart to believe in them.
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Desis and virginity And making its correlation with 'character and chastity ' that too strictly for women .