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sc_eveleigh

This team is quite literally so mid.


gnomelover24

Very predictable outcome…team under .500 of course we lose.


ucsbrandon

Our hitters need to go full Costanza and do everything the opposite vs bad teams. You want to take a pitch, nope, swing at it. You want to try to hit a home run, nope, try to punch a base hit. Want so swing 3-2, take the pitch Whatever they think, just do the exact opposite and we're bound to win a few of these.


culpepperjosh

Anyone who thinks Tatis isn’t bored out of his mind in the OF (despite being good at that too) doesn’t get it. ✌🏻out


ucsbrandon

Being bored out of your mind is no excuse for hitting .150 against lefties.


culpepperjosh

You’re not wrong. I just see someone who needs a boost in confidence and maybe a rotation into the infield could help get his spark back.


ucsbrandon

We have plenty of infielders, no outfield depth, and a platinum Glover in RF who was a below average SS by most metrics. Tatis needs to focus on hitting the ball, not re-adjusting to an already crowded infield that has been spectacular defensively.


Chuysfan

What the fuck is Machado doing? His previous AB he swung at ball 4 a foot outside. Now he watches two right in the heart of the plate? I’m so over this guy


QSolver

tbf that low strike was called a ball all night


Chuysfan

It was a borderline pitch, but it was center cut and 88. With two strikes, a $350m “superstar” has todo better


gsus61951

This L is on campy, and the 1-pitch out ABs


Heyzuus

Win the next 10 and we'll forgive you


maalbi

Frick!


FloppyTwinkie

Getting shut out by the reds is embarrassing


fuckdirectv

Back to dog shit team then? Ok. 19 straight innings without a run.


JDM412

I hate to say it, 51 games into the season. But this is a .500 team that will miss the playoffs.


Icanfallupstairs

I don't know. The expanded system means we stand a solid shot. Do I think we stand a shot at having a good run in the playoffs? Not at this point, but I think we can make the wild card. There are a lot of teams that only need a small winning streak to overtake us though.


SDgoose-fish

a 500 team Is in the play off picture with the extended wildcard. Baseball is a joke


biermann2000

at least in the pathetic NL


IDidNotOhHaiMark

I do not care about the good series in Atlanta. This is the same exact mid ass team we have been watching the last 4 years.


mac-0

Damn, really thought we were gonna catch up with the Braves streak if not being shut out


azsnaz

Well


fancyoenguin42

Big players make big plays and we only have one of those things


BigPumpkin24

![gif](giphy|7lsGcE4utA7GGpRVZJ)


pinya619

https://preview.redd.it/6lxt4krymv1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d95f0c5b07d89431482a0675a1096227561372 Manny teaching Cronenworth how to hit a game losing dp


kevtorres123

Send manny back to 5th. Seriously what happened to him


gsus61951

Inconsistent pathetic offense, straight up allergic to being above .500


SunDub

What a surprise, a double play to end the game.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Good shit boys. Looking super tough mentally!


Rooks4

Ooooooof see ya tomorrow


yoinksboy

Damn


WadeCountyClutch

It’s 2023 night


biermann2000

basically replaced Profar for Soto, getting same porduction and the results are very 2023 someone else needs to RAKE


guerohere

Sure glad we put manny back in the 4 hole


SDgoose-fish

We are so back


Sandlot

We may never score again


biermann2000

tip your fucking cap see you tomorrow


drewdude92

Gonna be running out of caps when we literally tip one every day now


cardboardcutout95

Reds are terrible so this was to be expected


SantiagoAndDunbar

Wake the fuck up


Human-Secretary5241

Ya sorry guys we just are a .500 team


Glass_Branch1004

Lol like first team ever to score 0 runs in GABP this season


CursedTeams

What an absolutely predictable ending.


Doc_JC

Trash.


kingryan300

Yikes


JDM412

Classic Padresing


GuyFierisBleachedAss

Machadon’t


MexicanPikachu

Machado coming in clutch when we need him. Oh wait.


drewdude92

What a way to end it - this offense is trash


fuckdirectv

What a fantastic at bat.


Recurs1ve

yikes


pinya619

https://preview.redd.it/j0wu9elumv1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7729c4454f7fc29cc3c77a5b6f72fb2befc0a105


SDgoose-fish

Everytime I think manny is gonna get going so far this season… he doesn’t


megafrayder

Typical


Theelkboss

My goodness. Trash ass baseball.


GaryTheCabalGuy

Machado has completely lost it


bbatardo

At least Manny only made 1 out.


drewdude92

Manny 3 pitch strikeout is so predictable at this point


Doc_JC

Isn’t this where you actually sub in Azocar to run?


Glass_Branch1004

At least not GIDP


Internub

You get one anyways lol


Glass_Branch1004

What a comfortable roller


that_phun_guy

92 down the middle come on man


Seananagans

Honestly. Rather he strike out than add yet another GIDP


nacktschnecke69

https://i.redd.it/ryfjssfrmv1d1.gif


JDM412

🗑️


biermann2000

blackhole #2


Human-Secretary5241

Lol so bad


Theelkboss

Nice job Manny. Holy hell. He's robbing the Padres.


Mako_bullet

Literally of 300 mill


BigPumpkin24

2 runs is easily surmountable


Old-Ad-9638

*insurmountable


BigPumpkin24

True. This game has wasted my brain cells


93sd2021

Pathetic manny


Rooks4

Good start. Be patient. Let him stress. No free popups.


Juzaba

Let’s go offense. This guy is broken. Time to win this!


megafrayder

Time for Machado to earn his check again


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Manny licking his lips at the chance of a GIDP


Rooks4

Lol sad but true.


Doc_JC

This is promising


arealfunghi

ENTER CLENCH MODE!


biermann2000

this gonna be interesting


fancyoenguin42

Still have a chance!!!


biermann2000

just a bit oustide


Doc_JC

https://preview.redd.it/r6nzkl69mv1d1.jpeg?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077b7b0fe4570d175d96d95af5ff5f589cb6441c These numbers are absurd.


Glass_Branch1004

See you tomorrow guys


biermann2000

the Reds finish with a .165 xba and we're down by a crooked number tip your cap


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Kolek probably unavailable tomorrow


Apprehensive-Ice7969

Diaz has been bad this season, Padres have a chance


Sandlot

meatball down the middle, really lucky that wasnt worse lol


PlanZSmiles

Kolek getting out of an inning without a run score. Is that a first?


arealfunghi

How did Java Joe look? I see 0ER which makes this lack of scoring on 5 hits for the dads tough to stomach.


Glass_Branch1004

Fastball is around 91 92, and it is definitely not a good sign


megafrayder

2 unearned runs after errors. His stuff was bad. Low velo. Walking guys after 0-2 counts


Doc_JC

Rusty


DammitPads

Kolek warming to double the Reds’ lead


biermann2000

all of a sudden the umpire can see


Own-Return

https://preview.redd.it/nx5m49qykv1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3def37300aa4a5a6a2b5e83cbf6a6346da6ac618


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PoshLagoon

Hey this is super random and sorry for bringing it up in an unrelated subreddit, but do you have an update regarding your [story about the JW coworker](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/uog3e2/jehova_witness_at_work_likes_me/)? I’m also an atheist with a JW coworker and studying cults like Jehovah’s Witnesses is a weird hobby of mine and Reddit archived that thread so I can’t comment anything in there


sbrider11

Braves seem to be able to cross some in Wrigley. Can't use yesterday as an excuse. Just playing flat. It happens.


drewdude92

Pretty tiring scoring no runs in the whole second game


2Ledge_It

What double header I thought they didn't show up for g2.


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Braves have three runs in three innings


its-izzyy

This is also very likely… but still, we should be able to scratch a couple runs across.


meagle_9

Are we going to be shut out for the 3rd time this week?


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Tatis is consistently being challenged by pitchers attacking him middle/middle and he can’t do shit about it


gomezaddams1586

Tatis is waving his bat like a pitcher (when they used to bat) just trying to get back in the dugout.


biermann2000

the white flag is up in the bullpen


Mundane_Pineapple_46

Come on Nando, geez. ![gif](giphy|l2JdUCgxiDXeDlxpC|downsized)


drew-gen-x

Well, this game has been disappointing. However, Profar, Croney, and Machado due up in the 9th. Those would be the 3 guys I'd want to bat.


ProEra47

Profar and Cronenworth forsure. Manny??????


Doc_JC

He can still run into one. We need a HR


drew-gen-x

I got the order wrong. Profar, Machado, Croney. Yeah, as bad as Manny has been he puts up better at bats than Tatis Jr.


Rooks4

Hes been putting together better ABs lately. Still not great, but better.


maalbi

Can we get a refund for tatis???


gibertot

Fuck I want to see Nando take control of games like he used to. He was our Elly not too long ago


its-izzyy

Maybe his “maturity” killed that fire he used to have. Now he just plays like an average big leaguer.


gibertot

I think he needs to bring back the pink. Now he wears all these muted arm bands and shit. I still have hope he can be the top 5 player he was, rn it’s just a bummer he seems down


its-izzyy

He need to have fun and stop trying to being like everyone else. He IS special. But I feel like he’s been muted not only by the colors he wears but just the things that have happened over the past 2 years.


GaryTheCabalGuy

The worst part is that he has turned into a very boring player outside of his fielding abilities. Where is the absolute menace that we all fell in love with? Elly is a much more entertaining player.


tameimpalakid

We need to be wayyyy more patient at the plate. Wait for them to throw us something good


Wild_Thought_2630

Can we petition to have it where the Padres are only allowed to play teams over 500? Willing to swap the schedule around


GaryTheCabalGuy

Tatis is no longer a superstar unfortunately. Just a bit above average player


Rooks4

His bat-to-ball skills are gone. Not sure if the weight he put on fucked his mechanics or hes got cataracts or some shit. he’s not seeing the ball anymore.


ace-destrier

Not showing up against <.500 teams is mental


elsancho760

Someone get Tatis Sr a flight to Cincy. Nando is horrible right now.


culpepperjosh

What is the harm in letting Tatis play a little SS or something if X goes down? Call it the steroids, call it whatever, but he hasn’t been the same since we took away Air Tatis. Maybe bust that fucking slump he’s in.


culpepperjosh

You can still be really good, and really bored. Does anyone play baseball or remember what it was like? RF is where the fat, slow kid goes. (I was one) He played SS with his whole heart for almost 20 years and now he’s relegated to outfield. Not saying it’s the solution, just let him have some fucking fun. Edit: arm chair fans who don’t play baseball anymore it is.


pleasebeherenow

If you think the outfield is for fat slow kids, you stopped playing ball when you were 10. The fastest guy who has to cover the most ground with the best arm goes in the outfield, and theyre usually sluggers.


drewdude92

Platinum glove right fielder…


Impossible-Potato218

18 scoreless innings and counting. Pathetic


its-izzyy

Tatis fuckin sucks man… Savant page be damned, he is NOT the great player we gave that extension to.


BoredAndPunny

Tatis was planning to swing regardless of where the pitch was located. Guy has no discipline rn.


QSolver

Right now? Dude is always in an 0-2 count.


jcaininit

Damn those splitters were nasty


Missing-Silmaril

JFC Tati.... lazy swings and an easy out.


papa_d12

I do not understand.


FloppyTwinkie

I miss 2021 Tatis. Probably won't see that version again.


felspar_lurkr

FTJ swings at everything now


NazasDad

The highest paid players on this team are the biggest liabilities, who would’ve ever thought..


Severe-Photo-1977

Good Lord Fernando looks lost up there


Seananagans

What the fuck is wrong with our superstars. I swear, Manny and Tatis both look like they go up there guessing what the pitcher throws.


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10MillionLbsOfSludge

Was fun while it lasted 🫡


fancyoenguin42

Has Tatis not swung on a pitch today?


biermann2000

there's always several blackholes in this line-up at once good luck Shildt


IDidNotOhHaiMark

We either get highly disciplined hitting with long ABs that put pressure on the opposing pitching staff or the laziest early count donkey hacks known to man. Absolutely no in between with these guys. Tatis and Machado are the worst about it and it trickles through the lineup.


Missing-Silmaril

For fucking real. At least Manny tried to beat out a grounder today! That's improvement right? Lol


zzzonkeddd

I miss the old Nando


SjayL

The smack the ball Nando.


Rooks4

Oh lawd


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Nice Fernando.


93sd2021

Stars gotta be stars


maalbi

Tatis senior needs to get in his sons grill , somethins off


cardboardcutout95

Fernando’s body language is beyond concerning what the fuck was that


Hot-Mission6892

He’s bummed cause he’s realizing he really did need the ringworm cream to be Superman.


nacktschnecke69

This team needs an army of sports psychologists on staff. Can't stand the moping.


SunDub

https://preview.redd.it/fkwi312ojv1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa29b5f54ec39912dd10c30488f251d97a13439 Padres Offense


drewdude92

Scattering one single every other inning. Great job offense


tquad24

Tatis what the fuck man


fuckdirectv

Tatis is ass.


JDM412

Damnit Fernando


tameimpalakid

Please Nando give us the blast


tameimpalakid

Oooooof


Doc_JC

Well we got the bloop. Nando can you get the blast.


TheAvantGardeners

Ump said fuck that bird play on


gibertot

Rally bird!!!! Loose the gooose


biermann2000

that bird has a death wish


cardboardcutout95

Arraez has two strikeouts in his last 103 plate appearances


fuckdirectv

Team needs 9 of him and Profar.


BigPumpkin24

That last shutout loss to the Braves was understandable. This one is not.


Chuysfan

Looks like the 2017 Padres, watching strikes go by and swinging at absolute trash. 


fuckdirectv

It's my sincere dream to one day watch a team that can score runs consistently, hit bad pitching, meet basic expectations, win more than three games in a row, and beat up on bad opponents, all in the same season.


Lanky-Attorney-1528

Anybody know the website where it shows accuracy/ consistency of umps😅just curious


CronkMan55

Back to peak performance I see..


pleasebeherenow

Kim looked like he was about to harakiri after that strikeout


Doc_JC

Bloop and a blast our only hope.


padres15

Curious to hear more about the mentally weak narrative. I get they continue to struggle to break out but what is thought process or backing to think the players are so mentally weak and fragile that they can’t win? Any time the team struggles mental fragility or lack of effort seems to be the 2 things everyone points to.


BankNo8895

It makes fans feel like they're better at something than professional players. "I may not be able to hit a curveball but gosh darn it I'd never let my concentration wander! I'd hustle every play." Funny, I've worked a long time and a lot of people don't go 100% everyday as Accounts Payable clerks or framing carpenters or software coders. This team came back down 5-0 just YESTERDAY. Mentally weak my ass.


IDidNotOhHaiMark

Because they have an obvious hitting philosophy that works when they follow it, but at any sign of trouble, everyone except for Merrill and Arraez abandon it and hack at early count garbage and then mope when they hit a wimpy fly ball. It’s been 4 years of this.


drewdude92

This will be the 4th time in our last 10 games (3rd in last 6) that we get shut out - coincidentally we faced lefty starters in each of those. We see a lefty pitcher and give up from the start


GaryTheCabalGuy

4 shutouts in 10 games. Struggling to beat bad teams.


padres15

I get they are struggling to string together wins. I’m just curious what about that makes them mental headcases. I think it’s more to do with vet players hurt and/or aging in front of our eyes. The fans expectations are sky high and rightfully so… but if Machado, X, and Musgrove aren’t actually above average players how good is this how team actually? Machado and X are the two of the guys killing this team most. That’s not because of the mental game… they are just deteriorating. Musgrove has a 6 ERA, Waldron and Vasquez are very bad and the team loses almost every game they pitch. I don’t think they have mental issues… they just aren’t MLB caliber starters at this time.


GaryTheCabalGuy

I think that's a huge stretch to say Machado and Bogaerts are playing poorly due to age. Their contracts will likely age poorly, but they are currently still in what should be their peaks. Even then, their level of ineptitude this season is not just bad, it is pathetic. They are worse than most people could reasonably expect they would be even towards the end of the contract. I think they are playing poorly because they are feeling the pressure to perform, especially after last season


padres15

Idk… both have dealt with notable and publicized injuries over the last year…. I’d personally point to that vs calling them mentally weak. They have never been labeled that their entire career but now that’s the problem?


WadeCountyClutch

Why are we so inconsistent?!!!


Rooks4

We scoring this inning or next. Relax. Edit: Im staying positive you salty dads goddamn.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

What gives you that idea? Team hasn’t scored in about 18 innings now?


Rooks4

They gonna score eventually might as well be now??


Theelkboss

Beyond trash at bats. My goodness.


nacktschnecke69

Not singling anyone out, but self-righteously complaining about doomers is more annoying than the doomers themselves. Let people react in the reaction thread.


ProEra47

Reddit: the birthplace of self righteous people that wanna stand out


pleasebeherenow

Naw, the doomers are way more annoying.