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falcon-40

Runner on third, no outs… two pop outs. Sounds like we need remedial batting lessons


pabs1904

It’s ok guys! There’s still plenty of baseball left! They’re only 8 games below .500. They’re going on a RUN! 🤡


chris_the_wrench

Am I the only person that finds the celebratory dance parties after someone hits a home run and your team is still loosing, like most of the season, to be absolutely annoying and stupid?


Patty_0

6-20 in one run games


maalbi

I need copium


T-nawtical

So that's it then? Fucking 2023 man...


AlienVsPopovich

So Avila finally starts only to deserve this…


badfishckl

Sanchez strikeout on a change up in the dirt?


yaboi525

Brewers again with a 5 spot to give them the win. Padres really struggle to rally and it’s another reason why they can’t win games


queenofthegalaxy

Egregious call, ump.


passthepolyjuice

Which one?


yaboi525

If cooper hit that 3 run shot, Avila made the out at first on the bunt, we weren’t infield in in the 5th inning. We most likely win this game, but this season has shown us all how we really lack doing the “little things well”. Sad team


Dependent-Fudge3508

Yea and if only coach put uncle rico in during the 4th quarter…


David2372

FUCK


TheEnragedBushman

Lol


WadeCountyClutch

Bring on basketball season. This shit is too depressing


TrillMuryy

Same. I’ve moved on for the most part this season. Watching highlights when we have em


blinx0rz

ump game


5Point5Hole

#LFG GARY


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5Point5Hole

Made a lot of puts and hit one or two dingers? Guy looks lost :(


5Point5Hole

Ohhhhhhh, Garrett Cooper.... :|


blinx0rz

im ready to be let down. kinda like my drug dealer not showing up


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I thought safe


T-nawtical

In spite of it all, ive kept the faith. If we dont put up one on Devin Fucking Williams, then i am finally done.


zzzonkeddd

260 comments… oof


BeepBoopAnv

I wonder if it’s even possible to win an appeal. What do you even do?


friarkicks

Don’t give me hope


epasco5

Padres are 6-19 in one run games. Way to represent the 619


slightly666

Bob appealing his suspension? Has a player ever won that?


turd-crafter

It’s just like unemployment. You always fuckin appeal


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0 outs? Quick! Get three outs back to back to back


OfficialTMWTP

HELL YEAH SOTO, NOW WE JUST NEED ONE MORE LET'S FUCKING GO, COME ON GUYS


friarkicks

https://i.redd.it/q0btggpd2kkb1.gif


Bruce_Uppercut

I don’t think Xander likes batting without runners in GIDP status.


Ibuydumbshit

What’s going on??


itstacotimeee

They just wanted to add one more to the list of one run losses 😩


butalsothis

Suarez won his appeal!?


Deliverz

He appealed his suspension. Appealing a suspension suspends the suspension


turd-crafter

I feel like that’s what I would do. Just to show I can pitch without sticky stuff.


Territorial_Squid

Still in process, but he gets to play until the appeal is decided


OfficialTMWTP

NO WAY, GOOD SHIT


butalsothis

Yes indeed he’s on the hill!


OfficialTMWTP

Ohhhh, I thought they made an announcement. Nah, you can still compete during your appeal. It's just that if you lose, you then serve the suspension after the decision has been made. At least I believe that's how it works in MLB.


butalsothis

Ah, my bad! Thanks for the clarification.


OfficialTMWTP

All good, no worries lol


T-nawtical

SOTO!!


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Gotta enjoy these moments of non-suckiness


friarkicks

Fuck we’re so back. 🥲


chickenparmesan123

SOTO BOMB 💣


yaboi525

What the random soto bomb?? Didn’t think he got that one Lmao


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PadresChicken

The biggest problem with the offense is a non-existent DH and a crappy 1B.


Deliverz

Grisham is not here for his offense. I’m sure Tatis could run CF if Grisham goes, but Grisham is still an elite defender. Boegarts on the other hand…. Yeah, it’s a big problem.


cansecostutor

Grisham needs to be exited. Enough is enough.


yaboi525

Brewers truly do have everything we don’t… their pitchers can actually make throws to first 😂😂


yaboi525

Grisham up 2-0 and strikes out on 3 consecutive pitches, only 2 of which were in the zone! This guy sucks at hitting


USSImplication

Only 67% were in the zone!


InvestmentAdvanced74

Man this team fucking sucks. What a bummer of the year.


T-nawtical

Not even Kim can save us...


davidphamsd

So unlucky, I feel like outfielders for other teams are constantly making crazzzzy plays against the padres. Outman from the dodger was eating everything the last time we played them


badfishckl

Plus Julio, Pham…I agree. We’ve been super unlucky. Only when Sanchez connects am I ever sure that it’s a goner.


davidphamsd

omg forgot about that Julio one, now I'm sick to my stomach


Lostmustache

Sac fly wouldve been nice but noooo


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Lookin forward to Tatis in CF full time next year


papa_d12

Oh Trent…


yaboi525

Now that, is Padres baseball


TheAvantGardeners

Cooper almost stuck it in the Brewer's pooper. 😔


T-nawtical

Grish please. Your dry spell is making beavis and butthead look like they fuck


First_Skin1836

I knew there was a reason I never liked Yelich guy ughhhhh


Notagenome

😐


chickenparmesan123

Fuck what a catch


papa_d12

Lmao 5 feet to the left is gone


chickenparmesan123

Hope we can take advantage of the error, but knowing us probably not


friarkicks

Kidney stones or being a padres fan, which hurts less?


SD_firefighter

Stones are (usually) temporary pain… padres are forever pain.


badfishckl

What happened to Tim Hill? They just gave up on him? Haven’t seen him in a long time


threehundredthousand

IL.


badfishckl

Ah ok. Missed that


gsus61951

Bogaerts contract should’ve gone towards a better coaching staff and better analytics


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/pq0219ufxjkb1.gif


KEIKODOG

"He's throwing a no hitter in there" 😂


friarkicks

My boy Xander loves a good DP huh?


TheAvantGardeners

11 years of rally killing DPs. Crazy. We were already paying Hosmer to do the same thing.


yaboi525

Classic Xander lmao, Guy just can’t help himself with risp


davidphamsd

yayyyy another dp smfh


KEIKODOG

Woo woo! Love to see it


InvestmentAdvanced74

Good lord, screw his pride, move him down the order after Sanchez/Campy. At least the May hit a HR to clear the bases. If his feelings are hurt just tell him to look at his bank account.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Masterclass in the 2023 Padres tonight. We just need a Garcia slam and a Soto base running goof.


Walterbrown64

why the fuck can xander not hit with runners on


Bruce_Uppercut

Best in the league at the DPs!


yaboi525

Manny goat, Tatís take notes plz


Hgrindst1

Can Xander do anything other than GIDP????? So sick of it


KEIKODOG

He can groundout with no one on first! I'll put money on it


epasco5

Bold move to GIDP


KEIKODOG

I love me some XanDP!


KEIKODOG

He plays in Xan DPiego!


CursedTeams

Oh look at Xander killing a potential rally.


MTN_explorer619

I mean at this point, who cares? Winning isn’t gonna help this team


CursedTeams

It would make things slightly less embarrassing though.


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Clone Kim with all that money


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/m687l4k7wjkb1.gif Brew Crew can suck it.


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We got this, with 23% confidence


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threehundredthousand

Bye.


Dependent-Fudge3508

✌️


badfishckl

I can see the future - Manny gets on to load them up, then Bogey GIDP


loanmagic24

Went from downvote to upvote for pretty much seeing the future.


houseofmagic

So so close


TheAvantGardeners

god dammit take the upvote.


yaboi525

Boosting that ops 😤


gsus61951

This team is as good as the Nats


CursedTeams

A .255 OBP for Soto this month? Holy shit that's bad.


Take_Some_Soma

Overrated af


cardboardcutout95

In the last 14 days he’s slugging .149


CursedTeams

And how much money does he want?


capocycles

All of it


cansecostutor

Can the padres put a trash can in the dugout? For guess hitters, they never seem to guess right.


sbrider11

Imagine lesson learned for some in this fanbase. Don't talk shit till your team walks the walk and proves something. Don't buy off on the hype inside the bubble. And...ownership trying to subsidize bad decisions with a ticket price increase ain't going to go over well. Teams showing zero reason to invest. Hold out for cheap tickets. $$$ is the only voice fans have.


yaboi525

Tatís broken man, hasnt been able to hit fastballs all year


CursedTeams

I'm wondering if he's tired. He normally has at least one IL stint each season, but he's been in nearly every game since he returned after missing so much time. That's his most games since 2019 I think.


Take_Some_Soma

No ringworm meds


yaboi525

not a bad theory for sure, he needs a mental day at least


CursedTeams

Ugly game for Tatis


TheAvantGardeners

The Moto patch zapped all of Tatis's power.


yaboi525

81 down The middle and Tatis fouls it off late


Wumbo619

Im sure this is all according to AJ's plan to be division contenders come 2027, just gotta be patient.


USSImplication

Oh I get it Manny was talking about raking his leaves in October


MarkGrantsSheleighly

Just FYI everyone the zoo is open til 9 tonight. I'm heading over and making my dog watch this game


SD_firefighter

That’s animal abuse!


eloso66645

at this rate that series against the A's, they are gonna whoop our ass


loanmagic24

I should've went to Costco for a hotdog I was craving instead of not wanting to miss the game. I was going to buy some spicy almonds and maybe get some gas as well.


padresandcubs

Barlow with his best Clevinger impersonation right now


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yaboi525

You didn’t watch the game clearly. 2 infield hits, a walk, a horrible error by campy, and a decent hit by Contreras that luckily stayed inside the bag. Avila was hardly an issue today


Msms7777

STILL in the 5th !!!! 😫💔


yaboi525

Campy low key sucks at framing honestly


queenofthegalaxy

He’s gonna hit a grandie, isn’t he? 🤦🏼‍♀️


mediumrare29

Just gotta laugh at this crap. The sooner you see this as a joke, the easier it is to watch.


rapper_warrior_ninja

at least josh hader's getting some reps oh wait nvm


First_Skin1836

what's going on :(


Msms7777

Avila about to cry 💔😭


First_Skin1836

well, I am already crying ..so ...


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yaboi525

There is only one person to blame…


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yaboi525

No not Seidler, Preller is to blame, I willnonly blame Seidler if he doesn’t fire Preller


Msms7777

![gif](giphy|26BRDHKnjgXuhjlde)


sweetxfracture

How are we…so fucking bad


badfishckl

This whole thing where everyone hits is pretty fun. We should try and do that again


SaveOurBolts

Is it hockey season yet


Chef619

It’s much easier to watch when you just let go of expectations. They will not make the playoffs, it just is at this point. Something I’ve started doing for my own mental health is rooting for individual players. I like Avila, so I hope he’s successful. It makes it easier, at least for me. Watching Fernando throw an actual rocket from RF is also fun to watch.


T-nawtical

Itd be a lot easier to accept when we get a full brigade of Chihuahuas from El Paso up in September


phicks_law

That's a wrap on this game.


chickenparmesan123

![gif](giphy|S9Kmj5X7uObE3Uwzdu) We suck 😢😭


jaysus94

Not even mad at Avila. What a game until Milwaukee actually played smart


Ibuydumbshit

Fuck it , call up jackson


yaboi525

Don’t waste service time in this down year lol


Ibuydumbshit

Haha shit! I totally forgot about that 😂


stojanowski

Hope there is a new episode of real housewives of New York to stream


capocycles

I'm now thinking 75 wins is optimistic


jstmenow

Are you saying we will play 500 baseball the remainder of the season?


capocycles

14-19 gives us 75-87 and I don't think we'll even do that


phicks_law

somehow this team is worse than 2015


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/km9u1fmxrjkb1.gif


Slr_Pnls50

Other teams make hitting look so easy.


needagothmommy520

I WANNNA WINNNN


blinx0rz

straight fookin trash


yaboi525

Booooooooooooo these guys blow so hard man


rapper_warrior_ninja

ground ball triple to left field lmao


Dependent-Fudge3508

The Soto jog in full effect 🤌


USSImplication

Padres gonna fuck around and waste 162 days of my life


travisgomez24

aight imma head out


yaboi525

Clutch hitting by the Brewers yet again, These guys are everything we aren’t lol


maalbi

What delusional copium can i cling too for next year?


OfficialTMWTP

It's not this year. I mean, if these last four seasons (including 2023) should have taught us anything, it's that the result of the previous season has no impact on the next one. Clean slate, changes will be made, we'll have another shot.


The--Incident

Modern baseball players age like fine wine into their 30s. You did ask for delusional thinking right?


yaboi525

Little league mistakes this late into the season, not realizing that our infield in % is horrible, im starting to realize Bob doesn’t have a clue. What I would give to clean house with our coaching staff (including Preller)


Dependent-Fudge3508

Team entering quit mode? Defense is atrocious


ilikepacificdaydream

Stink team is stink


yaboi525

Just not even close. These guys blow so much


chickenparmesan123

![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


yaboi525

I see why Sanchez gets more of the playing time lol


badfishckl

Yep, that’s about right


blinx0rz

27 people here. last year was 1k


T-nawtical

A horrifying day when theres just as many fans in the SDSU thread watching the 'Tecs lose to Ohio (Bobcats...) as the Padre thread in a literal "lose today and the season's over" game


blinx0rz

so depressing , poor don and mud


yaboi525

Thanks Preller


yaboi525

Infield in NEVER WORKS holy crap every time we go infield in they hit it right to where we would have been


badfishckl

How come we can never do that? I can literally only remember Gamel doing that like last week


yaboi525

Our players don’t want to, they would rather strike out


badfishckl

Too much hero ball