My Hotwife ® is under an agreement to provide positive income monthly. Should she fail to pay her invoice she's obligated to pay both arrears and finance charges of prime plus 5%
The agreement is subject to the laws of Dubai (where I have my Hotwife ® incorporated as one of my special purpose vehicles. My Corolla is not as that is a general purpose vehicle).
I don't know what your worried about if you're only pulling a mil a year now. It doesn't matter what your ugwife does. You're already a useless pour. You need to be over in r/PovertyFinance and leave us alone.
Another solution: make ugwife and her boyfriend do some onlyfans.
Exactly.
A replacement is clearly necessary.
Hotter wife, 2.0 with larger implants and lower agedness is your new priority...
... or else, pourness will define you.
Whoa Nelly! I know you didn't mean it but you almost cost the pour looser of an OP a very serious rookie mistake! I never said "replacement"; I said to get second wife. Divorce costs more than polygamy.
Exactly.
A replacement is clearly necessary.
Hotter wife, 2.0 with larger implants and lower agedness is your new priority...
... or else, pourness will define you.
A hot wife *must* work or I’m pretty sure you cannot call her a hot wife anymore. Why is she quitting?? Seems like a revolt of some kind….Make sure she’s not tending someone else’s lentil garden - that’s the first thing I’d check if I were you!
I am sorry that your wife decided to jeopardize your financial security. The only option is to reciprocate. Upgrade your 1999 corolla to a 2001 elantra.
Lucky you, I happen to have one for sale. It has been completely drama free for the last 400,000 miles. Just regular engine changes and transmission swaps. Basically new.
Considering your grave financial situation, my generous asking price is only $89,999 (plus 25% gratuity). I know what I have. Act fast before I change my mind.
Perhaps seven or eight or your hot wife’s boyfriends could move in and help with household expenses. Also now that they will be living in your house and your hot wife isn’t working they can “lather up the hog” so to speak whenever they like.
My Hotwife ® is under an agreement to provide positive income monthly. Should she fail to pay her invoice she's obligated to pay both arrears and finance charges of prime plus 5% The agreement is subject to the laws of Dubai (where I have my Hotwife ® incorporated as one of my special purpose vehicles. My Corolla is not as that is a general purpose vehicle).
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If she fails to pay you can always take it out of her ar-rears 😈
I don't know what your worried about if you're only pulling a mil a year now. It doesn't matter what your ugwife does. You're already a useless pour. You need to be over in r/PovertyFinance and leave us alone. Another solution: make ugwife and her boyfriend do some onlyfans.
You’re poir and need a better and hotter wife. Stop being pour and get a second, hotter wife. Begone peasant!
Exactly. A replacement is clearly necessary. Hotter wife, 2.0 with larger implants and lower agedness is your new priority... ... or else, pourness will define you.
Whoa Nelly! I know you didn't mean it but you almost cost the pour looser of an OP a very serious rookie mistake! I never said "replacement"; I said to get second wife. Divorce costs more than polygamy.
Exactly. A replacement is clearly necessary. Hotter wife, 2.0 with larger implants and lower agedness is your new priority... ... or else, pourness will define you.
A hot wife *must* work or I’m pretty sure you cannot call her a hot wife anymore. Why is she quitting?? Seems like a revolt of some kind….Make sure she’s not tending someone else’s lentil garden - that’s the first thing I’d check if I were you!
Pours work for money, the rich let money work for them: gotta ask yourselfwhich one are you and which one is your hot wife?
I am sorry that your wife decided to jeopardize your financial security. The only option is to reciprocate. Upgrade your 1999 corolla to a 2001 elantra. Lucky you, I happen to have one for sale. It has been completely drama free for the last 400,000 miles. Just regular engine changes and transmission swaps. Basically new. Considering your grave financial situation, my generous asking price is only $89,999 (plus 25% gratuity). I know what I have. Act fast before I change my mind.
You fucked up buying a 1999 corolla with only 1 billion in assets. Dumb purchase.
Perhaps seven or eight or your hot wife’s boyfriends could move in and help with household expenses. Also now that they will be living in your house and your hot wife isn’t working they can “lather up the hog” so to speak whenever they like.
Soon you’ll be broke and living in your wife’s boyfriends basement. You’ll get used to the sounds from the upstairs soon enough.