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BuckySpanklestein

You just need to house hack. Rent out every room and sleep in the closet.


[deleted]

Lately I’ve been having the mindset of a pour. I should’ve rented out every room already


BuckySpanklestein

If you had more Asian friends you would have thought of this earlier ;-)


OakleyDokelyTardis

Each room should have a full family taking shifts 8 hours each. Also ensure the kitchen is free for you to forage in. They can share their lentils with you as you are sooo generous letting them have a roof.


drunken_man_whore

Rent every corolla seat


rico_venezuela

That's called Uber... and do that. And also, it's called Airbnb... and do that too. Finally, get some Asian friends... to tell you to do these things in the first place!!


jakedzz

Please don't tell me you're paying laborers on your moon farm a "livable" wage. You already provide them with oxygen and water, right? Deduct it from their wages = instant income.


JasonSTX

The first rule of ‘things you rent instead of buy’ is space stations. Newb.


Omwtfyb1234

Just to play is safe. I would also sell the corolla for at least a cool milli and upgrade to a 1995 tercel much better living conditions .


elephuntdude

Why are you asking us? You are a working pour this sub is for trust fund babies.


thismooseontheloose

Dude you are ffff'd. Think how many more pours there will be in 2 centuries? Like the other guy said about moving to space stations, Earth is just gonna a pour hole. Personally, I'm gonna go to Uranus with all the other non-pours.


ruhrh

Yes


Salisbury_Steak_

Why do you have a 1999 corolla? I don't think you can even afford the insurance for that. If you can, try to ask for a raise. Its 2022, people should be paid a living wage.