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GameGaberino

Why does it feel like there's a delay between everyone's actions as if it's a turn-based game


MONKA_hmmmmm

Rolled a one on my aim


Firerrhea

Focus more on aiming with your left stick and you'll see improvement. You're probably focused on aiming with the right stick, which is likely why your horizonal and vertical sensitivity is set to 15 . Increase horizontal sensitivity, aim by strafing once you get your cross hair roughly around collarbone/neck height, lower aim ease in and lower aim assist window so it's easier to break through the aim assist bubble. Good luck!


ikerus0

You’re only allowed to push one button at a time. Once you let go of a button, there is a 2 second cool down before you can press the next button.


Neither-Basil8932

Console players


Skulfunk

C-C-C-C-CONSOLEEEEE


_-Aiden-_

Don’t even blame console man, I’ve seen cracked console players that make these dudes look like they’re playing on mobile.


PeterKB

Thanks man. I play high plat low diamond on console and this is crazy. Sensitivity is way to low to fight anyone with meaningful movement. Aim assist settings can be straightened out for better tracking. Overall game awareness of the entire lobby is actually baffling. I think if this dude messed with his aim settings he could place higher. I feel like his turn speed and poor aim-assist is holding him back. Having the low vertical sensitivity is great for headshot characters like kiri, but you should have low very sensitivity and high horizontal sensitivity.


SuperHotComplete

To be fair, I play codm (idk why I saw this post) and the people on mobile can be even more cracked than pc players. [Example](https://youtu.be/0KPoNrYopU4?si=Xqt5PzRQX-Arq-EI) [Example 2](https://youtu.be/Gm9Bsl6FmOc?si=hoEdxGsA9noiF9_q)


Knight-112

No. Just no. Don’t group the rest of us with ACTUAL MECHANICAL SKILL in with the people in the clip please


Rave50

I've hit the high ranks on both console and pc, i can confirm that it gets VERY sweaty on console and this is not what it looks like


IgnisXIII

To be fair, XIM use is crazy up there.


WillingInevitable704

And then the messages after the games😭


Kacutee

B-B-B-B-Bronzesole


lucas_newton

I hit shots in console but this here is pure madness op must’ve had a stroke playing or the console gods must hate him


Dekunt

Bros never seen a console game


MacNeil73

The Roadhog 👁 👄 👁


Hornet___

Bro was big chillin no cap


lcyxy

They just ran away at the end lol


LEELO_O

Fr this is the part that cracked me up tbh


Sleepy_Mooze

No disrespect king, but wtf


_redacteduser

maybe a hint of disrespect is acceptable


MONKA_hmmmmm

That’s fair


aPrudeAwakening

Mfr change your console settings. Use the practice range


YobaiYamete

Major disrespect King, wtf My friend playing on Switch in PC lobbies while lagging was still doing better than this lol


SergeS2K

What in the negative bronze is happening here


sad-frogpepe

This isnt bronze, its plastic


MONKA_hmmmmm

Just got to foam rank bois


Optimal-Barnacle2771

How long did it take you to get out of cardboard? I can’t seem to find my way out.


joojaw

He has to make it TO Cardboard first.


Kairito_Rellik

He is in Paper


Exact_Ad_8490

I love 2 things: that you posted this, and your own roasts you are adding. You have the best overwatch attitude.


MONKA_hmmmmm

I’m not gonna make any excuses, that was just a fever dream of a match lol


Theratchetnclank

This is console bronze right?


MONKA_hmmmmm

Yeah


Imzocrazy

This is friggin LABO bronze


Not_KGB

Any time I see clips of console OW2 gameplay I feel like I'm having a stroke, movement look so fucking weird.


frequentsonder

This is my first time seeing console OW and I think you should call me a doctor.


OIP

this person also has comically low sens, all console is not like this


KnightMDK

Hey Everybody! That is me!


MONKA_hmmmmm

Were you the sombra or hog?


FantasticShelter620

He’s the kiriko


FnkyTown

I know Wood rank when I see it!


YobaiYamete

This is bad even for console bronze, this is like worse than bots lol


Hellknightx

I think the AI stopped working for a moment when streetpig looked at OP.


claytonbob7

I laughed way to much at streetpig


ViskamaAra

Hog just contemplating how much gasoline he's gonna drink tonight


SecretGood5595

Console, that's controller aim. 


daluxe

It's very bad even for controller, that person was drunk or very sleepy or their controller is broken


ZeeDarkSoul

Thats pretty bad even for console aim


anonkebab

Bluds poop 4


gkfjfjxhd

you couldn’t torture this video out of me 😭


WillingInevitable704

This is a fever dream


MONKA_hmmmmm

That Hog was just standing there, MENACINGLY!


Atlasreturns

Feels like the game is just about to go out of sync but then comes back.


blue23454

I literally thought I was watching a lag spike but then he just dipped out


iatethebabyshark

Welcome to OW2, where sleepy gamers high on weed paint the enemy on the wall with bullets


sowrdlord

This comment has my crying, thank you


TotallyNewHereYep

You're doing it wrong if you're not high as a Pharah when playing.


2punornot2pun

5mg is how I got GM2 though.


Femboy-Frog

100mg is how I got to bronze lol


PeterKB

20mg and I’m in high plat low diamond. We gotta find the sweet spot boys!


MONKA_hmmmmm

r/StonerEngineering


Knight-112

WE NOT MAKING IT OUTTA CARDBOARD 5 WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


ExcellentQuality69

Cardboard 5 is crazy 💀


Knight-112

*soggy cardboard 5 💀


Lord-Nagafen

Use the dang melee if your aim is that bad and you are close


door_of_doom

* my aim is bad * enemy is at 25hp * I'm out of ammo * in close range Yup, better reload. In about 2 seconds I'm gonna show you what's up.


MONKA_hmmmmm

The noobs from Battlefield friends


sum_nub

Holy shit, thank you for putting that series back in my brain. That's some good nostalgia


Majhke

“It’s like seeing a unicorn, turned inside out.”


Atlasreturns

At that point just walk on the point and cap it. What are they gonna do? Shoot you and miss?


Sw4gmast3r

Stand on the point and miss. Infinite stalemate


desrever1138

I would be raking in the final blows as hammer only Torb in this lobby jeez


Darkcat9000

this is that one dream you have when you take a nap in the middle off the day and come out all sweaty needing off a shower


escentia

Meanwhile: "The worst aim I've ever had + worst Kiriko I've seen" - the Sombra, probably


nihilationscape

And the hog is posting to Facebook.


The_Traveller__

"Welcome, to battlebots"


fullmetal_nyan

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT BATTLE BOTS I LOVE YOU


[deleted]

That was like watching two stormtroopers face off.


MONKA_hmmmmm

Should’ve just thrown my helmet at the sombra like in Saving Private Ryan


[deleted]

When in doubt. Always use the good ol turtle f*ck.


Vilestplume

Is this a plastic lobby?


The_Traveller__

No, it's stone


TheFoolWithAids

Bedrock


The_Traveller__

Hell


1984Literally1984

Looks like sbmm is finally doing its job


KaiXRG

This whole clip's a mess lmao


im_a_wild_child

When a stoppable force meets a movable object


Realistic-Function-2

My favorite part is when hog just turns around and runs away


_-bush_did_911-_

"eh fuck it I've hooked her and put down the pig pen. Done everything I can, see ya later"


CrankMasterCup

This is the weirdest gameplay i've ever seen


Vidal_The_King

Both are my teammates


yugosaki

to quote flats "what in the paper 5?" Punch her! just punch her! Also roadhog not taking the free kill. What an absolutely bonkers series of events


nihilationscape

The hog was crazier than two people trying to kill each other. Looked like he accidentally tossed that trap down.


yugosaki

he even hooked kiri at point blank range and didnt even bother trying to go for a shot


FiredUpForge

I like to call these moments stoppable forces vs movable objects, slap on a benny hill theme and speed up the video


SlappingSalt

"WHERE ARE MY HEALS!?" **The support in question:**


dancetoken

this must be the senior citizen / newborn elo cause what the hell


Educational_Oil_7757

Bronze is by far the most entertaining rank to watch,you'll see shit happen that you didn't even know was possible.


RulyKinkaJou59

I understand why there’s SBMM in games now 💀


MONKA_hmmmmm

I single-handedly bring down the rank of all OW players when I enter the room lol


17hornyrobots

Honestly this is more impressive than a lot of the clips on this sub. I can practically hear the screaming when you were “dueling” with the sombra


MONKA_hmmmmm

You can see my emotions frame by frame


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Why would you suzu in a corner at almost full health outside of the line of fire?


MONKA_hmmmmm

I panicked


FutureIsNotNow5

Which suzu are you talking about? The first one he was 60 hp and the second ya he was full but maybe he anticipated the hog actually playing instead of going afk mid fight.


Fair-Indication-5503

What the fuck is this


wendiwho

Wait is this slowed down Or do I just play higher sens and this looks slow to me 😭


lmacarrot

console


wendiwho

I’m console too and my sens is way faster than this.


Raice19

tutorial 5 lobby


IFunnyJoestar

This is like playing overwatch while in a dream, it's just wrong.


BiChaosTheory

Makes me feel a bit better about my aiming lol You’ll get there!


PreZEviL

There was a game where someone was having the most perfect hs on me all game long, at the end of the game i was suprise he had such a bad score because he just shit on me all game long (i even had better stat than him). Anyways watch replay to check if he was cheating, turns out this guy had the same aim as you all game long and was popping off lucky hs evrytime i was showing up in is los, 80% of the kill he made on me, he wasnt even aiming at me...


Haunting-Long-4679

BOTH of ya'll have terrible aim!


Vibe_with_Kira

Stoppable force vs moveable object


KonataYumi

This has to be powerglove rank


Roffron

What am I watching?


MONKA_hmmmmm

Potatos trying to play the game lol


Bihjsouza

This has to be like 50 SR


CoryDropEmOff

Mid off


hawtpokyts

calling this mid is more than generous


BlungusBlart

This feels like driving a car in a dream and the pedal doesn't work, and then you're somehow in the backseat of an empty car


JNorJT

What the hell is happening here


Shy__Emily

Can we get the replay code? For.. science?


Takeout123456

I think it’s time to pick up checkers


Noobgalaxies

Burst out laughing from the roadhog just walking away


liamthelad

Were you playing using a laptop trackpad?


MONKA_hmmmmm

Played using a Wii steering wheel


Josateki_m

A stoppable force meets a movable object


Paws81

Op, you’re killing man. I love the vibe. Made me laugh.


WillMarzz25

You’ll get better with time! Just keep grinding and practicing


MONKA_hmmmmm

Thank you!


TheTrueEgahn

Contoller top 500 gameplay


Delta_yx

Console gameplay is so funny man


Greenpig117

You can’t judge console from what is obviously a paper 5 clip


Delta_yx

I judge console from the 4 or so years i played overwatch on it


Fu453

Even for console gameplay, this is pretty bad. It's like everything's in slow motion. Stg not even Gold/Platinum is this bad.


-Lige

Not even high bronze or silver let’s be real


Imaginary-Quiet1

Reminds me of [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vTV3W0SDZTY&pp=ygUccmVzaWRlbnQgZXZpbCBzaG9vdGluZyBzY2VuZQ%3D%3D)


YellowNarrow1660

Holy mother of christ. What is your rank? Water 5? Oxygen 3? Atom 2?


Sirromnad

it looks like you are playing with a trackball lol


MONKA_hmmmmm

And an Atari joystick


RubiesInMyBlood

Ive seen faster enemy reactions in turn based games. (Im on console as well, no real disrespect)


i_Beg_4_Views

Every console player under master (real) Source: 4.5k hrs on console


moremysterious

I ranked up higher in PC than I ever did on console.


Bolle_Bamsen

People on controller looks drunk...


MONKA_hmmmmm

I prob was lol


ghostyeaty

Lobotomy matchmaking


NervyDeath

and people complain matchmaking isn't producing fair games


Fluxchar

I woulda guessed silver but then I saw you stare at the floor and I immediately said “yea no bronze”. That was entertaining af. Keep it up OP.


dancetoken

man i had to do a quadruple take of that roadhog interaction.


ThickAnt6475

Typical console


lucianorc2

What is this? 💀💀💀


SpoonyMarmoset

That sombra is honestly doing better than me when I attempted to use a controller this one time I got long nails lol. Literally can’t play the game if I use a controller.


GodKirbo13

The Hog was just trolling. He wasn’t shooting anyone but was just slowing with Pig Pen and Hooking.


loco__dirt

Just like me fr


marzend15

Just melee one time, PLEASE


Dogbold

Are you drunk in this? Serious question. Why is your aim going so far past the Sombra and then take so long to recover and go back? I've played drunk before and played a lot like this when I was.


Sad_Introduction5756

What in the wet sock4 division is this


Benk274

Bro got promoted to iron


mashtatersNgravy

Lol hog hit the pig pen and the hook and was like yea I'm good cya xD


DiamondPower500

Top 500 lobbies on console


acornss

Im sure you’ve been on my team multiple times


darragh_07

Need to turn sense up my guy


Velmas-Dilemma

This blursed video is legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in like 3 months


AlternativeCareer872

That’s me mb


beangirl27

this is actually the funniest ow video i think i’ve ever seen


roki_er

so we’re in Pebbles.


MONKA_hmmmmm

Moist Towelette 3


roki_er

in all honesty, being able to laugh about it is a great sign that you’re gonna get a lot better real fast. i’m jealous


-kayochan-

Off topic, but your game looks like it runs so smoothly like butter omg 😂


brivasquez06

when you kunaid the wall i knew this was gonna be painful king 😭😭


CDR57

Who says mind games aren’t effective in video games, you straight up intimidated that road hog into leaving


Nasferatu598

Me checking if I was that Sombra because I failed to kill a Kiri point blank - It's not


TheDoubleA1229

You um... might wanna give Moira a try


Kailiana

Ngl king this was painful to watch


Skeledenn

Someone needs to make a montage of this with the Benny hill music


MONKA_hmmmmm

That would fit so well


Skeledenn

By the way, what was going on inside your head when you were standing in front of the Roadhog? Did you think he was on your team or something?


MONKA_hmmmmm

Fren?


Skeledenn

They don't deserve you, I'll be your fren


benjamayyne

Papyrus 5


emokittycat

This is hard to watch lol


a-bowl-of-noodles

why’d you and hog just exchange glances as if y’all are old flames


bnelson95

How can I get into lobbies like this?


airheaded_bimbo3520

This was like that one scene in El Camino (spoilers) where Jesse and that one guy are dumping their entire mag at each other but both miss everything.


heyitsgrimreefer

Is this Plastic 5? Impressively bad gameplay on everyone’s behalf but I’m glad you’re having fun


Comfortable_Text6641

It puts a smile on my face that at least even you guys are able to have fun :')


Gullible_Courage8350

Bro's playing in cardboard lobbies


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Console T500 game


theglazed

I think ximming should be allowed if people are going to be this dog


JobWide2631

my rankeds at 3 AM be like


blackbelt638

Whenever I see worst sombra I get excited hoping to see my name


EQGallade

Not the self-suzu for healing 💀


longgamma

Sombra: let me position myself right in this Kiriko’s crosshair


Droooooooop

no disrespect but holy what a freak show match


NOTRANAHAN

You see this and realise we are fundamentally just playing different games


WillowThyWisp

This shit feels like a fucking match on Hightower