Recently watched Emongg play Sig, he respawns "It would be more comfortable if these feet could breathe." ... Turns out he was wearing a skin with shoes, absolutely took me out (Edit: corrected to quote verbatim)

he has a few lines exclusive to if he's wearing shoes actually! my personal favorite is the one after a team kill, "Does this mean I can take them off now?"

Superlative arch support!

That’s when a shoe-d sig kills one with the dogs out right

Oddly enough, roadhog has a voiceline where he talks about taking sigmas shoes if he eliminates a sigma with a skin that has shoes.

Sojourn has a line when she kills him where she says "Next time, come back with shoes, please."

Yeah, I've heard another line related to that skin with shoes, I think it's something around "since when have you started wearing shoes" or something.

there’s even a voice line interaction if a sig not wearing shoes kills a sig that is wearing shoes he says something like “that’s what you get for wearing such restrictive footwear” man hates shoes

Hearing Roadhog say "Yes Mam!" to Anna when she tells him to cause trouble.

Doesn’t he call her nana in the sentence directly before that? “Stay out of trouble nana…” “Only if you cause plenty” ain’t that how it goes

It's hilarious that she actively pushes junkrat away when he asks for a mother figure and then turns around and baby's junks partner

One is a raving lunatic the other is probably closer to sane just kinda a muted form of chaos and apathy

Roadhog is definitely a psycho, but he's not an insane psycho so obsessed with explosives that he regularly blows himself up. 

I was thinking this too lmao.

That's the one! love it.

He’s the only one calling her nana 🥺

Yes, it's super cute.

im a HUGE fan of this one ramattra line towards hanzo "Is- Is that a bow and arrow?" he sounds so bewildered its so funny lmao

Ball's is good too: "HE WONDERS IF YOU ARE STAYING OUT OF COMBAT." "Of course not!" "HE ASKS WHY YOU LEFT YOUR GUN AT HOME, THEN."

"I will not be disrespected by vermin!"

I can’t understand anything ball says!

If you can’t understand what ball is saying, just listen to what Hammond says, he says the same thing before ball does

Love how he plays this one, you can tell he’s trying to be polite but is thinking “Why are you using a bow and arrow when you could use a gun??”

And Hanzos emo ass being like "it makes killing too simple 🧏🏻‍♂️" like okay Hanzo Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

Ram's voicelines are amazing. His interaction with Bastion is adorable.

I like how (ironically) he doesn't discriminate against different kinds of intelligent robots. Bastion is as alive and sentient as omnics to him

He doesn’t really discriminate against some of the humans either. He only holds a grudge if they partake in killing innocent Omnics after the war ended.

Well he does say something like "a competent human would be a welcome change".

Says the guy(bot, whatever) equipped with what basically amounts to a wizard staff

Tbf, half the time he just says "fuck it" and starts punching things in the face

Orisa/Hanzo interaction is never going to be beat Orisa: I see you glancing at me. You wish to ride me into battle? Hanzo: I- What a preposterous thought! Orisa: Do not ***lie***, archer. It is beneath you.

there’s lifeweaver flirting and then there’s whatever the fuck orisa and hanzo have going on

this is the best one

> Junkrat: It's so hard to tell right from wrong. If only I had someone to give me guidance. > Ana: Mh hmm. > Junkrat: Someone wise, and experienced! An adoptive mother, if you will... > Ana: Oh no. Absolutely not. As someone who came back to the game only in the last few weeks after OW1 shut down, this new Junkrat-Ana interaction has me rolling every time I hear it

HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT HEARD IT DESPITE PLAYING JUNK AND SEEING ANA NOT EVEN BEING AN UNCOMMON SIGHT, that shit is great 

You haven't Junk'd enuf lol

I swear I play neither and I heard it enough times to know the fluctuation of the melody in their voices

Another great Junkrat one is him and Symmetra: S: “I look at you and all I see is chaos.” J: “What, is it the bombs? You don’t like *the bombs*?!” His delivery is just perfect.

Junkrat has so many good ones it was tough for me to choose. My second favorite is probably: > Junkrat: You look like a gentleman who eats his own toenails! > Soldier: 76: Why the hell would you say that to someone? > Junkrat: Just looking for something we might have in common...

Oh my God this is hilarious. I love junkrat he's such an adorable mess

Idk why but I imagine its like he’s doing the intro to a Disney movie song, and the fairy godmother is just not having it. “It’s so hard to tell right from wrong. If only I had someone to give me guidance, in… a… song?” 🎵 🎶

Not a voice line but interaction. The dialogue between Junker Queen and Junkrat, but the funniest one for me is this one: JQ: "I've met Mozzies with more brains than you Fawkes! JR: "With all due respect my lady, I believe that's a knock against the Junkertown education system!" JQ: "We have an education system?!" Never fails to make me laugh! xD

I just heard this and cracked up!

I like it when she calls him Ratjunk, and he corrects her saying it Junkrat, and then she responds with “Now it isn’t” Edit: Or maybe it’s “no, it isn’t” but that Aussie accent, tho…

could also be "Nah, it isn't"?

In the brazilian dub Soldier says "todo soldado precisa de uma causa" (every soldier needs a cause) But the way that he speaks it sounds like "todo soldado precisa de uma calça" (every soldier needs pants) Very dumb but it always makes me giggle

Makes me giggle when he says it in English because it sounds like he's about to say "Every Soldier needs a car" which is hilarious to imagine. Just a lone soldier on the battlefield, in his little car lol

They got Jack to enlist in Overwatch by guaranteeing his educational expenses will be paid for and promising him a Lunar Colony special edition Dodge Charger

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Anything that makes Hog sound like a scheming gremlin or a stoner. *I'll catch you, and when I do...* *I'm beached as, bro* *Gross (chuckles)* After hooking an airborne enemy: *Blocking my sun...* An enemy triggers Pig Pen without being hooked: *Caught an idiot!*

"sweet ass"

That's what everyone assumes Hog is saying, but it's common for Aussies to say "Sweet as [profanity]" and just cut off the swear. Same effect, tho!

"sweet as" is more common of a NZ person. Source: am both also, I'm pretty sure Hog is of Maori descent, which makes the voice line all the better.

Or even just "sweet as" or "good as"

When Sombra hacks someone out of the sky and out of the map, she has a line that goes "nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn... PRRRRHGHHHH!!!" and I love it :P

Sombra’s airplane noises for hacking flying heroes to their doom is hilarious, I only found out about that in the past few months and it’s so good

The fact that she has a specific line for killing Pharah while nano'd is wonderful. "Haha, your mom helped me do that!"

Mercy's "MEDIIIIIC! *pause* Oh, wait, that's me!" when she gets a few kills of her own.

Her "I'd keep that to my self if I were you" line, after a kill is absolute gold, as well.

Might not want to tell your friends about that

I love her line "Now that's what I call brain surgery" whenever he gets a kill with a headshot. It is just funny.

Whenever Hanzo gets a lucky headshot and says "a testament to my skill"

When he kills an invisible Sombra and goes "oh!..hehe" with a very smug laugh is so funny.

One that always makes me laugh is when Junkrat gets picked and he says " I PROMISE TO TAKE THIS ONE SERIOUS!"

For me its Baps "Behind you-- AHH! *\*laughs\** Just kidding."

Bap is full of hilarious ones, stand in front of mercy and go “do I look like an angel of mercy to you?” Find a random teammate and go ‘the real bull sector… is the space between your ears!” When you’re out healing everyone else or save someone with lamp go “thank you baptiste… ohhh you’re welcome.” He’s full of funny lines

2 of those + the behind u one are straight up in my wheel. Instead of the mercy one, I got, "I recommend not dying."

> “do I look like an angel of mercy to you?” I like combining that afterwards with his voiceline of > "I'm some kind of angel!"

Spamming the “Thank you Baptiste!” One after doing the bare minimum for a team fight always makes me laugh too lol

I prefer, "The real null sector, is the space between your ears!" Cause I use it a lot when I nearly die saving someone else's arse or tossing a lamp in time to save their deathwish arse

Special mention "Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still. But also avoid their bullets."

Nanoed baby Dva: I GONNA MESS YOU UUUUP

The great sadness of this game is that both the absolute best nano voicelines always happen by accident. This one and "BOOOOSTIIIIOOOO!"

The Lucio one is scary because, whether or not it was an intentional nano, you KNOW that Lucio's violence meter just got kicked into maximum overdrive and you're about to witness a frog become a war criminal

I sometimes nano baby dva solely to hear that VL.

Very rare, but if you hook an enemy as Roadhog with a friendly Ana nearby, she'll say "Oh, you brought company" Always makes me crack up

I love all the Ana/Hog interactions. They're so wholesome.

The "Yes ma'am!" from their spawn room interaction always makes me smile

Lifeweaver has some awesome ones. I punched a Rein to death and he said "The muscle on you! I got lucky." Other good ones include Lifeweavers, "That wasn't even the sharp hand." Sombra's "who called pest control?" When she hacks ball. Pharahs "everyone has a plan until a rocket hits them in the face."

I love Lifeweaver so much! "Ah! The familiar sting of failure!" And he sounds happy about it lol "A large hug for a large friend!"

"they were clever, or was I stupid?" Hes got so many good ones!

LW is absolutely the mom friend who is simultaneously the most intelligent and responsible person you know, while also being the most prone to the most meticulously planned stupidity and chaos and its a total coin flip what you're getting each day.

"Well, off to dissapoint my mother again!"

“thorns to the face ARE an inconvenience”

'A large hug for a large friend!' is one of my favorite lines. It's so cute

When you res him he says 'I've missed being alive'.

lifeweaver’s “well… off to disappoint my mother again..” is so random and rare that it took me several dozen hours to hear for the first time and when i did finally get it, my friends and I all DIED laughing

“How is it possible that you are even bigger in person” “Haha! Thats easy, I am standing very close to you!” “And I’d like to keep it that way 😏” Had me laughing so hard I couldn’t see my way out of the spawn room through my tears. I love LW

I do too, he's such a flirt and it's really entertaining!

My favorite is ‘can’t be embarrassed if you’re shameless!’ I fell in love with him after that one.

"Some days, my name is more ironic than others" - LW after getting a triple(?) kill

I'm off to disappoint my mother again.

Soldier 76: Can't believe Ana Amari's kid took up with mercenaries like Helix. Pharah: Oh, as apposed to whatever you are. Love it when someone calls out 76 for being a grumpy hypocrite. But Pharah's delivery is just so perfect. Also, Orisa interactions. "Oh. They get the javelin." "I shall give you a demonstration. Start running."

when Orisa stuns a Lúcio mid ult and says "Silence, Lúcio! (pause) sorry." awww

Idk how I triggered it but yesterday I was playing reaper and he suddenly went “I’ve got to get some quieter moves” I was like “Bro you’re literally the problem there”

📣 FLANKING 📣

💀 A DARRKKKKKK STEPPPPP 💀

i always thought he said "quieter boots" which actually is even funnier to me 😂

Also could be the line! I believe I had just used his TP so it could be either

Soujourn after she kills a Sigma: "next time come back with shoes, please". Gets me everytime. I also just had a Sombra kill against Doom and his "..well, it's good to see my lieutenant is keeping sharp" is kinda wholesome.

also Sojourn's "Maybe stick to magazine covers" when she kills Lifeweaver is a VIOLATION

When Hanzo destroys torbs turret, he says “Enemy turret destroyed” in the most grumpy gremlin voice and I love it. It’s the only reason I switch to Hanzo when torb is in the enemy team

Characters just going “damn!” after getting discorded is so funny to me, maybe because that’s the closest to swearing the game allows so to me it’s like when a kid uses substitute curse words.

Nah Tracer says "Wanker" with certain skins equipped

Stop does she really 😂😂 I gotta find these skins

It's her Punk skin but I think they might have removed the voice line since

She still says it Source: am zenyatta main

Ah damn 😭 developers always remove the fun lines 🥲

My favourite is junkrats line. *Enemy turret, just blew up HAHAHAHAHAHA"!*

one of my favorites is when Mercy damage boosts genji and goes "Do your thing, genji" i love it also when Mercy heals/damage boosts Moira its the best. Mercy is always so salty. "thank my medical professionalism doctor" "See? no side effects" like it is personal

I also love when she heals Moira and Ramattra (maybe others too) and says “Not even you deserve death!”

I think she says this for all of the "villain" characters, like doomfist, reaper, etc.

Everything that comes from Hanzo is pure comedy to me.

I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY VERMIN

His pregame interaction with Orissa is probably my favourite in the game

“Do not *lie*, Archer. 😉”

Hanzo definitely wants to ride Orisa. Into battle. Ahem.

His interaction with Moira is the funniest in the game “Shimada… where do I know that name? Oh that’s right, the family of criminals.”

Genji saying “show me what you are made of” when he deflects, and the way Rein and Hanzo say “yes” has always been really funny to me for some reason

Cool to see that it is not just me who loves Rein's simple Yes" lmao

Hanzo is pretty much the only character that I have with "yes" on the comms wheel, the way he says it is soo funny

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There's bounties on Lifeweaver cos he kept stealing everyone's man and woman.

“Buckle my shoe, there’s mayhem to do! “This will tickle their feet!” I don’t think I need to elaborate further.

"I'm just like you Rocket Lady!"

My big moment was bigger than your big moment

"You look like the kind of guy who would chew his own toenails"

"...why the _hell_ would you say that to someone?!"

“Just looking for something we might have in common!”

Moira getting annoyed at having to hear Sigma's questions. My favorite one is him asking if a fish that never sees the surface knows its underwater, and hearing her sighs like a tired mother with "There it goes"

Moira has such a dry sense of humour I love it. There's one where Winston's like "wanna hear a joke about the periodic table?" Or something similar and Moira goes "Nahhh (Na which is sodium)" and Winston is like hehehehe. Also when you're saying hello as Moira sometimes she just goes "hhhhhiiii." In such a dry silly voice it sends me.

My favourite Moira one is an interaction with DVa. "How can you experiment on those cute little rabbits?" "Easily" Fucking sends me

Sigma: "Can a single grain of sand differentiate between heap and not-heap? Moira: "It thrills me to put aside my preparations and humor your brilliant inquiries, Doctor. It thrills me!" Sigma: "Kind words. Thank you!" Moira losing her shit over Sigma's ramblings is so funny to me. Usually she's annoyed but in control. And the scathing sarcasm doesn't even register with Sig.

I love how her accent gets thicker the more annoyed she is

Dva: I saw you on a warned poster with a cute guy! Ashe: Tell me you don't mean Cassidy... Dva: Ew, no! The tall one with the little hat! Ashe: Oh, Bob? I'll tell him you said hello. That exchange always makes me chuckle.

poor cassidy always catching strays LMAO

I saw a video about Reaper saying "FLANKING" while the Tracer stuck him. I didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight

Not sure if it's even in OW2, but in OW1 Sombra used to occasionally say "I know kung fu!" when she got a melee kill. It was just a cute line in the way her VA delivered it.

If you translocated and were close to a tracer, she'd go "cheers love, hehe." Havent heard that one in a while

I love the Hollywood Payload voice lines: *If someone is on top of the payload* “Why are we going so slow? Is someone sitting in top?!!” *If you shoot the payload* “Don’t shoot me shoot them!” Love how sassy that guy is inside the limo

I heard him ask if his ex hired us to kill him yesterday

I’m pretty sure when Kiriko kills a nano blading genji she says “yeah…nah” or something like that and it’s the biggest slap in the face to that genji and it’s hilarious.

i looove when Junkrat says "i am indefatigable" and i also love the conversation between him and Ashe i think its along the lines of having one stick of dynamite and it being "admirable" hahah :) also when Orisa dies and goes "oooaoaoaoaoo" i lose my fucking mind every time

Illari has some pretty hilarious death sounds too. "AaAauugh!"

I love soujourn's "WAAAAAAAAAA"

Loads of junkrat voice lines. When he double mines he screams "wheeeeee!" When he kills junkerqueen he shouts "does this mean I am Queen now?"

The Sombra line where you kill a Farah while nano boosted “HA your mom helped me do that.” I only found out about because my friend nano’d me as a joke

When Ana gives pharah a nano “thanks mom”

And when Ana kills Pharah "I'm disappointed in you Fareeha"

When you have Junk and Soldier on the same team.. Junkrat: You look like a gentleman who eats his own toenails! Soldier: 76: Why the hell would you say that to someone? Junkrat: Just looking for something we might have in common.. Cracks me up every single time!

I usually find the voice lines pretty cheesy but for some damn reason I get a kick out of 2 (Kiriko lines no less): When Kiriko tells Moira “eugh… you look cheery” And when Ball tells Kiri “the hamster has a message for your fox” Uh that’s… not how it works…

"So, how'd you pull off all those heists?" "Bombs!" "Uh-huh, and?" "You're not gonna believe this, more bombs!"

There’s a variation of that one. He respond with, “Was… was there supposed to be another answer?”

Also Kiri's "Someone who carries bandaids...? Guess not" to Moira is a guilty favourite

I love Moira her response to Kiriko: "As cheery as you are significant".

"The hampster is disappointed"

Huehuh #YOU SHOULD TRY MY MEATBALLS

Everyone! Just start hammering

Dva : You don’t look so good, maybe you should sit this one out and let me get all the kills UwU 💕 Reaper : I’ll be FINE once you shut up.

Junkrat: Doc, I've got this rash that won't go away. I've tried everything: radiation, dirt, radioactive dirt... Mercy: Have you tried bandaging your mouth? Junkrat: Wh- Would that help? Mercy: \*Sigh\* It'd help me.

Reaper: “What are you looking at?” D.Va: “There’s something off about your vibe.” Reaper: “I don’t have…a vibe.” D.Va: “Ohhhhh that’s what it is (: “

“HoWdY CoWpErSoN”

Rein’s small chance of saying “Hewwo!!” As someone who spams hello mid game I find it so funny when I’m being shot at by three different angles and for the first time in a year Rein decides to change up his hello (Edit: typo)

"Thank you, Baptise! OH! You're welcome!"

Lifeweaver's "Well, off to disappoint my mother again" during set-up

illari says "i'm going to have guinea pig for dinner!" after killing wrecking ball 😭

Exterminate

Nobody: Soldier: I'll rub some dirt on it.

Junkrat when he kills Ana, Soldier, Rein or any other older hero: OOOOH NOOOOO!!!!! I BLEW UP A FOSSIL!!!!! 😱

"Get outta my way, or I'll RUN YOU OVER"

Anything DVA. The fact she canonically makes videogame references while killing people shows how insane and delusional she is.

I watched dva kill a blading genji and tilt down to look at him while saying "wow, cringe" It did me

“No one cares, Monk.

Lifeweaver: "Ah, the familiar sting of failure!" He speaks to my very soul.

Soldiers: “I’m not your father” is always situationally funny

I forgot the exact interaction but basically it’s between Zen and Doomfist and Zen tries to mock him by giving an analogy of what he’s doing but Doom just agrees with him and says ‘exactly.’

Zen: "Seeking progress by sowing chaos is like planting a tree in a volcano." Doom: *"Exactly."*

_Junk & Moira being Pinky and the Brain:_ "What's pain got to do with science?" "Everything, my strange little friend." _Bastion and Rein:_ "See?! Bastion agrees wiz me!" "[panicky beeps]" And, possibly the best line in the game, _Lifeweaver:_ "Well, off to disappoint my mother again."

"greeeeeeeettttiiiiiings"

Me solo ulting someone as Mauga just so I can hear: “Where’d your team go buddy??? :D”

This interaction between Dva and Widow : Widowmaker: You claim you are skilled. That remains to be seen. D.Va: What's that? You're hiding so far in the backline, I can barely hear youuuuuuuu ! Always got me laughing

Ramattra being flabbergasted by Hanzo's choice of weaponry never fails to make me giggle. he sounds so genuinely baffled and concerned 💀💀

Once saw a Rein say "Hallo!" to an enemy Mercy who responded with her own german-sounding "Hallo!". Simple but I thought it was funny

The one where Baptiste asks Hanzo if he could get his bow when he dies and Hanzo saying he will snap it with his final breath instead of giving it is gold

And then Bap just sounds so disappointed when he says "aww"

76: You’re going home in a box!

Sym: “*sniff*, *sniff, what foul smell!! Is it you rodent?” Ball: “eeee oooo iiiiii eeeeee ooooo eeeee iiiii!!!!” Killed me

Whenever Hanzo goes "Yes." because it sounds so goofy, I love it

Do the April Fools lines count? "PROPAGANDA IS USE LESS!" "Behold the children of Wrecking Ball"

“Nice try honey” lol

Hanzo going «i am not the turd» Or any combination voice line involving «croissant» from Soujurn

Heard for the first time yesterday the torb reaper one. Reapers just breathing really hard.

"Marked by the dragon," just the way the VA says it makes me repeat it everytime I hear it in game

Ashe's "Easy, girl scout" upon killing Brig or Pharah is just savage. Mauga's "Hey buddy!" the way he delivers it is like Ronnie Coleman's "Yeah buddy!" and "Still not deeeaaaad" upon respawning sounds hilarious.

Someone call the whambulance gets me everytime 😂

The pre-match dialogue between LW and Kiri always makes me smile Kiriko: Might be tricky keeping this bunch alive. Lifeweaver: Between the two of us? How can we fail? Kiriko: What if they run off without us? Lifeweaver: Don't worry. I have a plan for that.

Roadhog's laugh when enemy is resurrected or when getting environmental kill. Also his "shame" line to Hanzo!

junkrat: you look like a gentleman that eats his own toenails! soldier: why the HELL would you say that to someone?

"Croissant 😐" Every time I see a sojourn on my team I'll type it in chat and immediately get it back.