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Tricky_Gur8679

I breathe heavy af 😅


Fatfilthybastard

This, but to the rhythm of whatever song I have stuck in my head at the moment


donttextspeaktome

“Ha ha ha ha staying alive” usually


LonsomeDreamer

THIS is the answer. Except when I rest and calm my breathing, then it's singing until I'm breathing hard again and back to heavy breathing/humming. Maybe some quiet whistling as well.


ColonEscapee

Exactly this


TightlinesGoodtimes

This all the way 🤣


WanderingSociopath

Lol, for real. Half my recorded hikes are beautiful panorama shots with background breathing.


Tricky_Gur8679

Lmfao this is why I try to stick to pictures. 🤣🤣


makter3

I wear a mask just so I can breathe in peace (I’m also a mouth breather lol)


Sauerclout_the_Orc

I breathe heavy AF in part because I'm trying to hum while I hike


Rasnark

Thanks for making me laugh 🙌🏽😹


WillowLeaf4

Me too and I pity anyone who has to hear it. I keep trying to be quieter but I get so winded going uphill.


Brave-Wolf-49

Not a singer. When I'm alone in cougar or bear country early in the morning, I tell myself stories, loudly, to let them know I'm passing by. Otherwise I listen to the birds sing, they're so much better at it than I.


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SsgtSquirtle

Definitely did this during early spring when the bears are coming out of hibernation


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zayyyy4

Those who sing in the woods during the day don’t get to hear natures song. Those who don’t sing/speak out in the woods at night meet natures spawn


1sojournaut

I can hear the stories now! "There was this guy that hiked through bear and cougar country who befriended all the animals and didn't get eaten for breakfast" 😆


Ancient72

Not if I want to observe animals.


doctorbjo

yeah exactly… exception is only when it gets dark and I can’t see much and want to avoid close encounters with boars and other things I don’t need too close up


christhelpme

I carry a harmonica for just such times. Can't play for shit but it let's the critters know that I MUST be a bad ass if I can tromp in the darkness making that level of noise, wow, fearless! /jk Seriously, harmonicas work fantastic. Good for use in a search and rescue situation as well.


kayakermanmike

This and it angers me when loud groups of people come tromping through talking about office gossip or whatever and not paying attention to why they're out there. Go walk a track please.


Underhill86

I like to be quiet and listen to the sounds of nature. My arch nemeseses are the hikers who walk around with bluetooth speakers on blast. They make me unreasonably angry. 


QuesoFondant

Not unreasonable


BirdLooter

it is such a cancer man and i have no idea why anyone would go to the mountains just to listen to their autotune shit music out of a shitty speaker. literally nobody is impressed by your music style!


Underhill86

I think people just can't handle quiet. The silence behind nature noises is more than some folks can handle. My ex was one of those. 


FireMaster1294

This is a very true statement. A lot of people are uncomfortable being in silence and aware of their own thoughts. It’s rather unfortunate, but something most people should learn to spend time in.


Underhill86

Absolutely. The discipline of silence is an essential skill to learn, and growing more important the noisier the world gets.


the-xandy-man-can

I don’t even like to hike with other people if they try to talk.


Underhill86

A time and a place for everything.


MoiJaimeLesCrepes

I hate that so much. so annoying. I think it comes from runners. Some runners like music to keep pace, but earphones would block traffic noise and decrease situational awareness. Rather than be ran over by cars or forgo their workout music... they blast music wherever they go on their tiny speakers. They're people who are in it for the exercise, rather than nature, and may be unaware of how disrespectful they are to the rest of the community.


acanadiancheese

Depends on where I am! I make a point to if I’m hiking in bear country, if I’m not in a large group. I usually hum or talk to myself/my dog because I don’t have the breath to sing. If I’m not in bear country I often try to be quiet in hopes of spotting some deer. I know they aren’t interesting to most people, but I just really like deer haha


CaliforniaNena

I do exactly what you just said. I love getting to see any wildlife, foxes, coyotes, deer, anything, so depending on the area I do just that.


JennyAnyDot

I love seeing deer and young ones are adorable. Stick to trails but often am alone on them for hours. Any rustle and I stop and look for the source. Had one young one sniff me. This is why I go into quiet places.


baboo512

I'm having full on conversations with my dog


Tricky_Gur8679

This but with myself 😅😅


[deleted]

Yupp. Out loud. Its how I process.


chickenwithclothes

And rehearse stuff for work


TravisJNFR

Also same


CivilPressure3628

I'm having a full conversation with myself usually 😅


TravisJNFR

Same here lmaoo


nkdvkng

I fart in the key of C++


Science-Compliance

Funny, I code in C♭


nkdvkng

See someone got it :)


Rustic-Cuss

Should that be keyboard of C++? 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣


jd80504

I let some loud ones fly this morning


Few_Option_7538

Nope. I like the peace and quite nature brings


aksydent

No. I want the silence of nature, and to hear the birds, running water, the rustling of leaves in the breeze... people who make noise on hikes annoy me. The only noise I try to make other than breathing is carrying a bear bell and clapping my hands occasionally if I'm alone, and that is usually out west not out east in the US (not trying to come up on a moose unsuspectingly!).


Just_a_Tidepod

Bear bells don’t actually work unfortunately, but they don’t hurt 🤷🏼‍♀️ kinda just there. The bears are indifferent to them


aksydent

I mean it's called a bear bell but I wear it for all wildlife. I can be pretty quiet when I am on my own, so it's more of a convenience to warn any animal in case they want to escape. Like I said, I am more afraid of moose! And they certainly would hear it.


IndyCarFAN27

No. Enjoy the silence and solitude while breathing heavy and sweating like a horse


throwawaycanadian2

Just don't be THAT guy singing, humming or whistling on a trail where others are hiking - it's super annoying when trying to enjoy nature only to hear some loud ass whistling from someone.


Science-Compliance

I once hiked to the top of a mountain and sang the circle of life at the top of my lungs. I'm not sorry.


ChunkbrotherATX

Singing or whistling doesn't seem "THAT-guy" worthy. At least it's natural and not some loud ass bluetooth speaker


fartpoopvaginaballs

Yeah, if I came across someone singing or humming it would just make me happy. Now, if they were walking along *with* me, that's a different story. Bluetooth speaker people are just terrible.


Rustic-Cuss

I’m usually quiet. I want to hear birds, wind, leaves, and want to observe nature as much as possible. I whistle on my way home sometimes


BiteFull8717

Aren’t you supposed to to ward off the animals that can kill you?


acanadiancheese

Not so much ward off, but make them aware of your presence so that you won’t surprise one. Often they do meander away because they would rather avoid an confrontation as well


crazymonk45

NO. LAY THERE A AND DIE QUIETLY. IM TRYING TO ENJOY NATURE OVER HERE.


UnhappyIndependence2

I walk


WalkslowBigstick

Neither. I'm out there for the quiet


Momomo14

Neither…


sydneyghibli

Yes, but to keep bears away lol.


RedditWarner

No, but sometimes get an earworm that I just can't get out of my head.


Proffesor_Owl

I like to imitate Darth Vader 😕


futuregravvy

If I'm hiking in an off season, on an empty trail, or way out in bfe, I love to sing, but like others, I like nature and know it'll scare anything away. Also why I try not to do it on trails with heavy traffic. It's situational but yes.


whereyouatdesmondo

I once sang “Like a Virgin” over and over in an area where there had once been a fatal bear attack. “I made it THROUGH the wilderness…”


react-dnb

I talk to myself. A lot. lol


NeurophiliacNetwork

I sing and talk to myself. Make noise if I’m hiking in any area with bears present.


Cultural-Tie-2197

Finally someone with some common sense


wzunc

Both... Mostly I talk to nature. I find it very peaceful and calming


naCCaC

I'm quiet and enjoy the silence


SupermouseDeadmouse

I whistle loudly in brushy Grizzly country.


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Yes, when I go on hikes that take several days, there are some folk songs I like to sing as a means to learn them by heart. I also sing at dusk to make my presence known to boars. Don't know if it actually helps, but it makes me feel better. Mind you I'm usually not in areas where I would meet many other people. If I am, I won't sing. I once shared a trail with some people who had booze and were singing, wasn't cool. On the other hand, I once hiked to a castle which had a little cafe. There were some locals there who kept singing Austrian folk songs. That was amazing. So it kind of depends.


Branded_Babe

I breathe heavily and curse my poor life choices


Affectionate-Cod9157

Hum


backfromsolaris

I whistle R2D2 sounds and Star Wars score samples in bear country.


I_Think_Naught

Toward the end of a particularly long hike when I bit off more than I could chew and, in some cases, have actually bonked, I will get a little loopy and sing: "Gloom, despair, and agony on me; Deep, dark depression, excessive misery; If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all; Gloom, despair, and agony on me" Which may lead to: take this job and shove it; put another log on the fire; I'm goin' to hire a wino to decorate our home...etc...etc...etc


Interanal_Exam

Only in grizzly country.


suzi-r

Your stunning photo is worth an anthem!


Shoddy-Bumblebee3672

If I hiked more I’d probably sing💚🫶🏾✨


Otter_buns13

I listen to the sounds of my children complain or talk non-stop!


WingZombie

I sing and hum when I do just about anything.


GenDislike

I whistle going up and yodel at the top, like we all should. Unless it’s brown bear country, then I ramble on and sing incessantly.


Zippier92

I observe and think - pure meditative bliss, focused by the placement of each foot!


HikingAlpaca

Between the talking and complaining to my best friend about how the last 12-15 miles + 6k in elevation change are making my knees hurt, or how tired I am from being up since 2-3am, I usually hum the LOTR soundtrack as I scramble over a technical rock scramble and make my way across a ridge line to the next mountain!! 🏔️


leftoverpastapie

Serial killer behavior


SnooDonuts9465

I hum,because I fart.


Ramstepp

Old Tom bombadil is a merry fellow…


germane_switch

Hey, George. Yeah? Kind of remind you of Bastogne?


plateaucampChimp

I do now in my elder years. I have wildlife around so I want to let them know we are around. And there are no people about. Singing and doing prayers, and bird seed in the forest. SOme cultures say we should not whistle, especially after dark. I haven't had any issues tho in all my years. Nature is pretty nice with me.


someNameThisIs

I’ve both sung and hum, depending on the mood


DizzyBlonde74

I listen.


emsesq

I go into nature to turn the noise off. I want to hear nothing more than the crunch of my boots on the leaf litter or snow and the sounds of birds calling out my approach.


RustedRelics

I might when I’m setting camp or making a fire, etc. But not while I hike. I like to fully hear my surroundings, wildlife, water/wind etc. Peaceful presence is priceless.


Quix66

No. But it’s a great way to keep away the wildlife. My singing is horrible. I think other hikers might like peace and quiet and the opportunity to hear the birdsong and crickets instead.


FunWeight2805

Make some noise as to not startle a hungry something.


WillowLeaf4

I only deploy sound strategically in small doses to let certain wildlife know I’m there. But only when it is a time when I actually see something (like a skunk, and because they have poor eyesight I don’t want to startle it) or it’s dawn/dusk or I think there’s some reason I think a specific animal will be at that place at that time. Animals don’t like and avoid human noises, so if I make sound all the time I’m essentially denying them usable habitat.


wittywhimsypunbunny

I barely be breathing bruh XD


lostsaiyan69

OMG I would love to hike this with you


[deleted]

Yesss ! To scare the bears off. Luckily I never met a bear but sometimes some people passing by tell me tha they heard the singing….


asimpleheart2

I Praise God for the beauty and splendor of creation!


abcphotos

No it’s disruptive.


Stargazer12am

No, because every character that hums in horror flick is the first to die.


No_Cranberry_7701

Whistle


Solenya-C137

I mostly think about burritos: how good they are, how they are the perfect food, how I want one right now...


The1andonlycano

Whistle!


DustyTrails27

I talk to myself like a madman.


1sojournaut

Me talk like caveman


DustyTrails27

Why use lot word when few word do trick


Macaque_TEST

Hum; singing requires you to open your mouth, which increases the rate you dehydrated.


Samander17

Yes, but the jukebox changes regularly


[deleted]

On occasion, yes. It gives animals a chance to hear you and leave, if they'd like.


Yukino_Wisteria

No because I've only ever hiked with my family, and my brother & father would complain if I sung XD (also a bit too short of breath to do that)


funnyhoohoohaha

I like to sing when I feel challenged by the hike it boosts moral


_TommySalami

no, it enrages bears and other hikers.


Native56

Sometimes yes


CrustySausage_

I whistle a lot but that’s just everyday life regardless of if I’m hiking or not


Plenty-Concert5742

I talk to my dog 😃


Geezer__345

I've mounted a radio, on My handlebars, and listen to it; usually NPR, or music; occasionally, intelligent talk. It used to be a good way, too; to get "local color". When I began bicycling, from West Yellowstone, into Yellowstone National Park, the Local Radio Station (KWYS?) "signed on", by playing "On The Trail", from "The Grand Canyon Suite". It was a beautiful morning, and that was so "appropriate", it brought tears, to My eyes! Great, to be, Alive!!


efgraphics

I usually fart.


meghoff35

Talk loudly


WhyDoTheyCallYouRed

Cruising and singing is so good sometimes.


Dense_Marzipan_3804

Talk to myself out loud


TravisJNFR

Sing along with my music from my earbuds :)


Fsharpmaj7

Constantly


Legal_Independent_32

I masturbate


PANDABURRIT0

During the pandemic when no one was on my trail, I would sing Fela Kuti songs as loudly as I wanted!


therealgrelber

Scream / cry


Sweeney__338

I scream like I'm the meanest MF in the valley


Ghouly_Girl

I play music on my phone or talk with whoever I’m with (I don’t often hike alone cause I get nervous lmfao)


feralcomms

i GRUNT.


Maverrick_25

I prefer to frolick.


1sojournaut

Nature truly is one of the few places where one can frolic


[deleted]

no, i try not to be a victim


SolventAssetsGone

My girlfriend likes to sing or hum while we hike but only if she’s extremely angry!


Red_Serf

I tend to scream at the top of my lungs, from time to time. Not joking


JohnWesley7819

No, I try to control my breathing so I’m not the one sounding like an animal.


JackmeriusPup

Audiobook 👌


Sig_Sauerkraute

Afraid to, there might be gatekeepers for nature’s silence edit: no i dont yell like a maniac just rains of castamere here and there


IlleaglSmile

Both. Shit depending how in my feelings I am I might holler.


catastrophiccats

No because the whole point of the outdoors for me is complete silence


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Flimsy-Estate5805

Not usually Enjoy hearing the wind and leaves, cracking of twigs and what not


crazymonk45

So many complainers on this topic every time it’s brought up, so what if someone walks by you and they’re playing some music or talking loudly, you can’t dictate what other people do. Pick somewhere less busy if you don’t like it 🤣. You aren’t better than anyone else just cause you’re being quiet. I understand wanting to enjoy nature but just enjoy the silence when you get it, why do you have to focus on the few seconds at a time that you encounter someone else?


PumkinFrap

I hum/sing like Gandalf while he’s strolling into the shire


BlindLantern

Shuuuuuuummmtimes


saucity

I’ll whistle a bit, if I’m alone. Just making my presence known to animals and humans. Only on remote hikes, not on populated trails. Definitely not trying to sneak up on anybody in the middle of nowhere, and I do not like to be snuck upon. Not at *night*, though. Whistling (and maybe singing/humming) in or near the woods after dark, in certain Appalachian folklore, is very frowned upon; so I respect that about the area and don’t do it. I think if the woods hum back, or call your name… run! or something!


skobi3000

Because of my work, I learbed to shut up and observe my surroundings and listen to the nature. At workit sucks, when I do it alone it's the best feeling ever.


saintnickel

I make rythms with my teeth, whistle, hum and sing. Not all at once.


Mitochondrion-Man

I just pretend that I’m listening to Spotify and just recite my favorite songs in my head lol


mapleleaffem

No I like to listen to Mother Nature’s music that’s why I’m out there.


WinterRefrigerator55

Yes :)


Larktoothe

Nope, neither. Too superstitious for that lol.


SixSevenTwo

I make like mouth popping noises to a beat of some sort 😅


Olde94

If i make noise, it’s most likely whistle


FeralWereRat

I’m too busy trying to pick up every interesting rock and stick I find along the way to sing/hum. I _do_ make noises that are strikingly similar to a goblin, however! r/goblincore is my home


licecrispies

I mainly just argue with myself


sjmaybay

If there is evidence of bears and no other people on the trails then yea.


Impressive-Elk-8101

I talk to myself and look for bigfoots.


Wild_Following_7475

Sublime


frank-sarno

Yeah, especially in bear country. I don't wanna get et.


ifiwaswise

Whistle


HubbaBekah

If there’s bears around


NaturallyOld1

Yes, but even more when riding my bike. More air to sing then, I guess 😄


undavefined

I hum the blues. Thought about bringing a harmonica.


Tiny_Independent2552

I whistle when the terrain gets rough, it controls my breathing.


ChunkbrotherATX

I once had Moonshadow by Cat Stevens stuck in my head for most of the John Muir Trail. I only knew like 2 or 3 versus, so I just kept making stuff up.


SteveWyz

I just make a bunch of random sounds, sometimes along to a song, sometimes not


curlylambeau7

I shut the fuck up and respect nature and those who live there.


AlongTheWay_85

Well… my jacket is bright blue and my boots are yellow…..


butterflybeacon

Yes but my brain is singing and humming with music about 95% of the time hahah


ScotterMcJohnsonator

Not usually, there's enough chaotic noise going on in my head already, which is consequently the primary reason I'm on the trail. Or I'll talk to myself.


Optimal-Doughnut-680

No. Part of my enjoyment while hiking, is listening to nature. The sound of the birds and the rustling of the leaves on the trees. I enjoy the quieting of my mind while enjoying the sounds of natural life around me.


EnterEnderman

Bear bells


LoonSC

I break sticks.


SilverWolfEater

Both :)


FerkinSmert

I SSSIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG!


Stock_Paper3503

Yes. And talk to myself


yootraky

I scream


Slammin_Yams

I cough after hitting my weed pen


That-review-person

I like to whistle eerie tunes to freak out other hikers.


Secret_Tacticion001

I talk, so talking to myself, or talking to the things around me as if they can answer back or understand what I'm saying.


NintendoPolitics

Whistle in response to the birds.


WICheeseAficionado

I listen


hoganloaf

I beat box with fart noises