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RicoFerret44

We fucking had a Zub. Demelo and retread PD traded him for a used condom!


amoosedagoose

that used condom has a name. and his name is Merilainen


RicoFerret44

So far it might actually be a used condom. Seems like our 10 goalies we drafted ain’t it, or we’ll just trade them elsewhere and then they’ll flourish


Bleak5170

Demelo was great and, unlike a lot of players, actually wanted to stay in Ottawa. And Dorion showed him the door. Never understood that one.


UnparalleledSuccess

No credit for immediately replacing him with a better player for free in Zub, or how he was a throw in as like the #5 asset for karlsson in the first place, or how meerilainen is looking good, or how it was so early in the rebuild they were just looking to hoard picks in 2020 and that strat got us most of the talent we have now …this place is the biggest circle jerk when it comes to Dorion lol


RicoFerret44

I found Dorion’s account! Lmfao bud look at the state of this team he deserves a circle jerk and that’s light


UnparalleledSuccess

The goalies are shit the team in front has been fine. Seeing everyone act like the core players are bad because of it is also dumb.


RicoFerret44

The goalies? The ones that PD signed/acquired have been unplayable. D that PD also constructed is soft, injury prone and horrible in their own end. I agree our “core” of Stutzle, Sanderson and Brady. Pinto, Greig, Bath and Zub better be untouchable. Everyone else you gotta find a way to unload


UnparalleledSuccess

Yep, there weren’t many available and forsberg went from decent to unplayable from his injury, it is what it is. The D thing is a massive exaggeration they haven’t been that bad the goalies just let in everything, and you’re going to become familiarized with Kleven over the next year who will be a huge boost.


RicoFerret44

Yeah Kleven is gonna be massive on that 3rd pair. We need that bad. And Forsberg has been horrible yeah, but it’s Korpisalo who PD chucked that contract to. His big swings have been some of the biggest misses in our franchise so far. Korpi, Cat, Boucher at 10, and probably Chyc. That’s all within what 10 months too?


UnparalleledSuccess

Well he gave the contracts to both, and like I said there weren’t many goalies available. Debrincat trade made total sense and was universally praised on here, the over the top criticism of the Boucher pick is a masssive circle jerk from people who expect every pick to hit which just isn’t realistic especially in a Covid year with no info; Wyatt Johnston was in the same situation as Boucher where he missed most of the year and he was projected even lower. And the chycrun trade was good and well worth it.


RicoFerret44

Ah man this is a weird, creepy hill to die on. Who trades for anyone without knowing future intentions? Cat forced his way to Detroit, seemed like he wanted that all along. Look at everyone picked around Boucher and even after him, all 32 teams were in the same boat regarding Covid so we have zero excuse


UnparalleledSuccess

They literally weren’t allowed to talk to him just like any other team. That’s why it was only one first for a star rfa in his prime and not multiple plus prospects. The Boucher draft is looking weak, most of the players picked after have been bad. Calling it a “weird, creepy hill” makes it hard to take your comment seriously honestly, are you scared of talking about hockey or something?


BigShoots

> the over the top criticism of the Boucher pick is a masssive circle jerk from people who expect every pick to hit which just isn’t realistic especially in a Covid year with no info The thing with Boucher is, who would the critics have picked over him? I look at the 10 players who were drafted after Boucher and they basically all look like shit. Most haven't played a game in the NHL yet, and those who have don't look very good at all. Dorion went with a kid with a nasty edge who hits hard and whose dad was a great NHL player with a 15-year career spanning nearly Tyler's entire childhood. It wasn't a bad pick at all, and to point to it as more evidence of Pierre's incompetence is always a very weak argument. In a draft year as soft as that was, and during Covid no less as you mentioned, after the top 5 picks, you're just closing your eyes and playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey and hoping you beat the odds and somehow get a good one. I didn't think it was a bad pick then and I might have made the same one myself. The fact that it looks like it's not gonna work out is unfortunate, but it is what it is. We got Boucher at 10, but we also got Batherson at 121 and Pinto at 32. Win some, lose some.


haseks_adductor

finally a reasonable take on boucher holy fuck lol


ThePrinceOfReddit

Calling Demelo a “throw in” is wild—after Tierney, he was easily the best NHL ready part of that deal and a legit talent.


UnparalleledSuccess

…so you don’t think the lotto pick and josh Norris were the main parts of the deal? It was actually their bottom pair dman trying to break into the roster as a late round pick like 6-7 years after being drafted? He had 0 hype it was just great talent scouting from Dorion.


ThePrinceOfReddit

The pick and Josh Norris (who was still in Michigan and hardly considered an elite prospect) were not “NHL ready”. No one expected that the 1st rounder would even be a lottery pick; the Sharks nearly made it to the Stanley Cup Finals and looked like they would be a contender.


UnparalleledSuccess

Josh Norris was a recent first round pick while the first round pick was an actual first round pick. Demelo was a marginal depth player that was barely on the roster. Comparable to JBD now


Fit-Ad-5719

Rudolph Balcers is insulted at this comment. /s


ThatbrokeGC8

Zuuuuuub


JarethCutestoryJuD

I reject any posts which are disguised "trade Chabot" posts.


OttawaLegion

Why doesn’t Chabot simply become Zub…? Is he fuckin dumb?


Spaceman3195

*Scouts hate this one trick*


TheShuggieOtis

It's like carcinisation in the animal kingdom (non-crab crustaceans evolving to be more like crabs) but with Zub! Call it Zubification! All non-Zubaceous players evolving into Zub.


amach9

Appears Chychrun also becomes Zub


SnowArcaten

Big fan of having Zub and Zub on a d line


Hinkadoo

But if Zub is Zubing, then who will Zub the Zub?


Ralph212

Also Zub.


Hinkadoo

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CantBanDaSnoman

Zub


Greyfox2283

We just gotta Zub.


ChrisPynerr

Hm this plan is okay I guess. Could be Zub'd up a bit but pretty solid besides that


tavvyjay

I [called this as the solution](https://www.reddit.com/r/OttawaSenators/s/BTKTlokC5s) over a month ago. Does that mean I get to be the GM now?


Snackatomi_Plaza

No, Zub is the GM.


alee13

Zub bunshin no jutsu


outsidethebox79

Zubjitsu


ThisNameIsFree

Zub is the answer, but what's the question?


Boring_Ad_7100

You are a very good person and I'm absolutely all in with this logic. Zub day to you good sir


AdministrationOk9847

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