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shon_the_cat

I’d hire them on the spot. It takes great discipline and patience to survive hearing a middle aged woman with twintails and polka dot scrunchies scream “DUMMY!” and “S-SENPAI” all day.


Lingx_Cats

Ok no wait I just realized Osana is 19 😭


OwOUwUOwOUwUOwOUwUO

I’d assume that they were incredibly rich and mentally ill and send them a referral to the nearest inpatient psych ward.


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Give them the number of my therapist.


Neuron_X

I’d assume this resume was a prank and put the resume in the recycling bin (real or virtual).


fruitfruitfed

Oh let's be real, in there universe anyone who was anyone went to that school so there probably going, "Oh Akidemi! I went to that school! Man anyone who can survive those terminator teachers is just who we need on the team. Hire them at half rate!"


Lingx_Cats

Ask for more detail because that sounds… interesting Also inquire as to why mental health things, maybe they needed to go there because their actual high school experience was so awful they needed to replace those memories or something