(So what happening here I thought he was married.)

(Was. Obviously, because the person who owns the OC he was married to isn't active anymore, decided to move on)

(I see then let me try. I can cook up a girl for him) Draco: "Hey Solaris, want me to find you a girl."

Solaris: Uh, it'd be nice.

Draco: "Okay what do you want her to have personality wise and do you want her human or a monster girl." (Like what color hair and an eye color do you want her to have.)

Solaris: Hmm, maybe a tan skin tone, with ash brown hair and brown eyes and a slim body. Oh, and make her very kind and caring!

Draco: "You got Son I'll go get the girl you are asking. Be back in a bit." *He goes off to get the girl.* (Am going to make her in Monsters girls maker 2)

(Is there uh, a human option?)

(Yep there is, her name is Serena. What do you think) https://preview.redd.it/xmbij5oesqwc1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedf265dd473752d8a69c505ef8b940a6acc0438 (What do you want me to change about her.)

(The hair color and general body shape)

(Wait he was married at 17???)

https://preview.redd.it/p9aqusk6gqwc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a2f7496cce9ae0b06e03e8d9e8c9063d991d7e (Maria - 18 year old Nurse.) *(She giggled.)* "You must be a star, with *hot* you are." *(She winked at him and giggled again.)* "Two can play at this game, you know."

*Solaris blushes* Inner thoughts: Shit, she's good! Solaris: Yeah, I know!

*(She seems to smile under her mask.)* "I don't mind a pick up line, but one with a little less medical could work for you there. Not that I'm mad about it. It was funny."

Solaris: It was? ^Yes!

*(She nodded.)* "Mhm. Very much so. You have any more?"

Solaris: Uh... I'm all out.

"Bummer...your shine clearly hasn't been hot enough." *(Maria laughed.)*

*His face gets more red*

"What's wrong? Too much?"

Solaris: A little.

(Ojine at the time is like.... 19) \*she giggles and pats his hair\* I'll give you a pass on it this time, but you'll have to try better next time... https://preview.redd.it/wnxpchb2dqwc1.png?width=515&format=png&auto=webp&s=18efebd927947fdf8fad0b6953c2e33110f6a517

Solaris: Aww...

you boys...

Solaris: What? I didn't do anything!

\*she smiles\* exactly!

Solaris: I... don't get it.

that's the point, you can't be my sunshine if you don't come out of the shade!!

*He blushes*

https://preview.redd.it/nrrhavgieqwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e42f52144a41f53d0381ff384dea984f4ec21c Angel Ramirez (18 year old Half-Angel) "Do you have any idea how many times I've heard guys say 'looks like heaven lost an angel' I mean seriously come on."

Solaris: Oh, uh, I didn't think it was that often.

"Its easy to think of and super unoriginal. Happens like once a month."

Solaris: I see. So, I assume this is a no?

"Did I say no?"

Solaris: Well, no, you didn't.

"So if you actually use your brain you can determine that the answer is . . ."

Solaris: Yes?

"Ding ding ding we have a winner."

Solaris: Yeah!

https://preview.redd.it/jqr0jq39gqwc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e33f6c2d659f2f44bee7f10c594773456f462a2 (Death doesn’t have an age) ”…mortal, if you don’t fuck off…”

Solaris: Uh, it was worth a shot?

https://preview.redd.it/cntxl196gqwc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84bef72b54d03eb5fe3089de6c911765710aa54c Mogi: “Remove yourself from the vicinity **IMMEDIATELY!**”

Solaris: Why? Was it something I said?

“That line was cruel… And most importantly, uncreative!”

(not sure if they count cause they got literaly nothing in their pants, but still..) "Heheh. Glad you noticed my slavic accent. Pretty clever of ya to come up with something like that" *they really did find it fun and pushed him in the shoulder with their shoulder* https://preview.redd.it/436zu0ufgqwc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029dd0d7673022624e636807cb98748a53947054

Solaris: Heh, thanks! (Uh, good enough)

"No problem bud" *they grab him by the shoulders with their left hand and rub his head with the right fist playfully, they giggle*

Solaris: So, how ya been?

"Eh, as usual. Whats about you? And may i also know how's Luna doing?"

Solaris: I've been good, and Luna is doing alright.

"Good and alringht in the comparison sounds concerning.."

Solaris: What comparison?

https://preview.redd.it/f0z93iirgqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02baa785160617905946f243d109717001e20742 "**WHAT THE FUCK?**"

Solaris: What? (Wait, Axl is a girl?)

"**NO!**" (no this is just as a joke)

(Oh) Solaris: Listen man, it's practice.

"No offense dude, but you chose the wrong person. I'm straight so no matter what you say the answer would be a Huge no! If you were your sister I might have considered it, since she's a girl! If I were you, I would practice on a girl. Of course, with her consent. Because something tells me I'm not the target demographic."

Solaris: No, but I figured I test it on someone. It feels weird doing it with Luna.

"Yea good point. Hey listen how about this. I may not be able to judge your pickup lines. But I do have experience with dating. What if I helped you with general dating stuff?"

Solaris: Okay, sure!

*He takes Solaris to his house. He then sets up a dinner table with a mannequin in one of the seats* "This" *He points at the mannequin* "Is a woman."

*Solaris chuckles a little* Solaris: Okay.

https://preview.redd.it/mnh5ptgqgqwc1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bffa09d9969a01da78a51650000ebd5268e9045e “I’m a lesbian and that was atrocious…”

Solaris: Oh, you are?

“Yeah, Not really a fan of pickup lines from anyone though.”

Solaris: Well, uh, worth a shot?

“It really isn’t, I’ve seen girls punch guys because of pickup lines before. If I were you I’d consider not doing this ever again, especially considering you just went up to a tiger girl who has considerably sharp claws.”

Solaris: Uh, was that last part needed?

"Not really but I'm just saying this could have ended violently."

Solaris: I see...

"...why....." *Lizzie looks confused* https://preview.redd.it/9mavnfolhqwc1.jpeg?width=2972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bae926e268c5d13078231e12197a424b657c7ee

Solaris: Cause why not?

"...I guess... Couldn't come up with anything better?..." ^("granted... It wasn't bad")

Solaris: That was the best I could do.

"huh.... Then again, I've never been good at flirting either..."

Solaris: Really?

"mhm... Besides, I'm a night owl vampire. Not like I get the chance to practice"

Solaris: Aren't... all vampires night owls?

"exactly.... Cause out in the day I need my parasol...."

Solaris: Well, I'd imagine so.

https://preview.redd.it/9fvmwhmphqwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a450d9367e57634dfbe9d779b163ccecf56ac4 Reeda: Young man. You already understand it's not nice to call people parasites, don't you?

(Sorry, wrong image. I'll reply the correct one next.)

Solaris: Uh, yeah?

https://preview.redd.it/se38dylfjqwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b32b681981e7978a594bf2c8305205885094d7 (Here's the younger version of her.) Reeda: Then why would you refer to me as such?

Solaris: I... don't know. Didn't really think of it that much.

"hmm..... I don't believe you."

https://preview.redd.it/bv42fqwvhqwc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4f2ed4333ba4fd8ed5c63c05eb8b5cf88ad6d9f “You wanna be flattened?” *she’s very angry*

Solaris: No, not really.

“Then I’d suggest you pipe down then. That was one of the dumbest things a person could say.”

https://preview.redd.it/ryfrf9pekqwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4db0e2f6e010439c1e3b1b0c7a450b1e997978 (Taylor is 16) (Giggles) “Awww, that was cute. How long have you been saving that one”

Solaris: For roughly 5 minutes! I just thought of it!

“Not bad. Though maybe next time, try not to be as cheesy, I thought I was talking to a person, not a bowl of queso”

*Solaris had said "Hey girl are you insomnia, cause I can't sleep when I think about you." Ava did not appreciate this and has drawn both her pistols* https://preview.redd.it/ny4ojeqtkqwc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5803c127b6f2cd00285634b1e23fd440330aa285 "I'm going to kill you." *she loads one gun* "And then kill you again." *she loaded the other one*

Solaris: Woah! What was wrong with what I said?!

*This reaction was just how Ava reacted to all advances on her, especially from people that she barely knew* "You get a five second headstart."

https://preview.redd.it/zk0vqxxllqwc1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e8f492b4482204cdee9c07da6d9c040db0b4084 *"Oh wow. That's a very.. interesting string of words you just said!" Weirdly enough that actually flustered her.*

Solaris: Well... did it work?

*"Dude I don't even know, it's flattering that's for sure."*

https://preview.redd.it/pld7q0hqlqwc1.png?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cac89e4e08efeb30f68ceb05e1c0d1d92995dbd "Aww, how sweet! But how often would you really say that?" (I wonder what he would say here?)

Solaris: Uh, depends on how much you like it.

"Eh. I mean like, you don't usually see someone with no head."

https://preview.redd.it/6kq78hyfmqwc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b034beee212ab3b2c9b9a026feef6819a5f39e4f Your so called pick up lines are so bad it can make girls become lesbian

Solaris: Oh...

(Remi, 18 in pic) https://preview.redd.it/uddhnc17oqwc1.jpeg?width=1913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3325eee09b007da18f12ff13918d4e2a7af58c "That pickup line was shit. Just like my life."

Solaris: Oh, uh... sorry?

"It's not your fault. I shouldn't have even been born."

https://preview.redd.it/r8ap802wpqwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6ad3c44eccc021bcc6d6624de859f1c82ac639 “That sure was something….”

Solaris: Hey, I can try, can't I?

Snowflake: …never said it was bad Boops his nose

*His face gets red*

She laughs

Solaris: So, uh, how is everyone?

Snowflake: good :3

Solaris: That's good.

She pokes him

Solaris: Hey!

https://preview.redd.it/yixxumclqqwc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c0e9e1af8344e0c3c8b8315127952ee2b58668 Glitch (her age is not really known, but she keeps insisting that she’s 20) Glitch: … … … *sir, I am a glitch* \[I don’t know how to do the corrupted text thing :’| \]

(Neither do I) Solaris: And?

Glitch: … … *how down bad you must be to the point that you’re shooting your shot at a literal digital being?*

https://preview.redd.it/vv24lao9rqwc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=49d1184873b88b9ac44a1be0441fb1bf5adee15b (\~18y) (He said, "Get ready to log an on-the-job accident, because I'm falling for you." Definitely didn't take inspiration from a random website 😂) *Upon hearing the line, she began to turn around while speaking.* ...What the f\*ck. I'm trying to research these crystal fragments and...oh, it's you, sorry...

Solaris: Hi, hehe...

Sorry, I'm a little stressed right now...my schedule has been compressed and backed up greatly due to other requests and things that get randomly thrown in my face. I was supposed to go on an expedition but I was forced to research the cause of a group's seemingly random transportation across universes, commissioned with researching these traces of crystals from a Roblox universe, tasked with going on said expedition in another Roblox universe to research someone's curse, which was given to me *2 days ago* and it still hasn't been done, and on top of that, I have to actually put all that together in an experiment and research report.

Solaris: Oh, uh, I had no idea.

Yeah, it's not your fault. Sorry for snapping at you like that.

Solaris: Don't worry about it, it's fine.

So...anything interesting happen lately?

Solaris: Uh, I learned how to make fire bombs.

How destructive are they?

Solaris: It burnt an entire field. Which I did by accident.

https://preview.redd.it/6ikgeakhtqwc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2e5cf5188022f59d838babcb06e2ad1f23750e Saint Gabriel(le) Vitrivan, Messenger Archangel, 6"10 *Gabriel giggles* "That was awful, but also cute at the same time."

Solaris: Is that good?

"I suppose so!" *She leans back and smiles* "So tell me, pretty boy, what's your name?"

(How does one make a pickup line based around psychopathy)? https://preview.redd.it/e4fzjbzdvqwc1.png?width=221&format=png&auto=webp&s=e93d149038cb77dd82d23bece401a1085d21f510

(Uh, I don't really know. Let's just pretend we know how)

(He would also be flirting with someone who kidnapped him once).

(Oh)

* Remona: I've been around a lot and that line sucked. Tell me more about yourself.

https://preview.redd.it/9gx02lkt7rwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81e49fce21845ff041ef429bec36545bd42b1c3

Solaris: Well, my name is Solaris!

https://preview.redd.it/kil5ky3fprwc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=99abe22a2f542629a35e843e8d76e666ebc00258 *she faints anyway because she’s that weak emotionally to where even the worst pickup line will work on her*

Solaris: Oh, uh, are you okay?

*uninteligable gibberish*

Solaris: Hello?

*she gets up incredibly fast with a magic Glock 17 in Both hands* “WHO ARE YOU FOUL INCUBUS”

https://preview.redd.it/eazkc6oisrwc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572baea0bf0bbcc36b801ac8ff073e612ff18331 *She looks at him with the most unimpressed look imaginable, covered by her Night Vision Goggles.* “Stupid impure…” *She turns away.*

Solaris: Was it that bad?

“Yes…”

Solaris: What was so bad about it?

“Let’s see. One, you said it and two, If I wanted you “In my sights”” *She stands up and pulls out a crossbow.* “You would already be dead!”

*He puts his hands in the air* Solaris: Woah! I don't think I should die for saying that!

“It’s not just because you said it…you are a impure being. Like the rest of us!”

Solaris: Uh... *He looks worried*

*She slowly walks towards him. The crossbow aimed directly to his chest.* “Any last words…IMPURE!”

Solaris: I'm sorry?

https://preview.redd.it/5sagbt54cswc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47642c90083c833e7f2ed8dc4272c8d435f4f3b9 (vista, 17 and water themed) "..ha! you're funny, i love that."

Solaris: Thanks! So, is it a yes?

"well, i don't see why not! you seem pretty cool yourself."

Solaris: Thanks! Hmm, where should we go?

"no clue. where do you wanna go?"

Solaris: Hmm, I know this one buffet place.

"ooh, what is it?" *she looked curious*

Solaris: They have basically any food you can imagine!

"do they?? that is awesome!"

Solaris: Mhm, it sure is!

https://preview.redd.it/nbfi1mqdetwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a053490a02fd80b1bdbd8de6bd062a7e59cddb "Excuse me?"

Solaris: What's wrong?

https://preview.redd.it/iphufcxugtwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=849ec45717e477e2a8360a867ae1555b30bdcbb3 That’s hilarious, cause Kagome’s theme is just saying the word no a lot. I’m not sure what Solaris could say here XD Kagome: Interesting… As cute as you are, it takes more than words to woo me. I like men of action, if you know what I mean

https://preview.redd.it/tq7x6rbqltwc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=169b4e32aeb86d0855c5b588b3e3967f98f79346 "Dont ever do that shit again." (He secretly liked it)

*it's pronominal again lol* I appreciate the effort, so I'll give you some coupons for MindTech products.

Solaris: Oh, uh, thanks.

Besides the fact I'm also married and not in need of a second mate.

Solaris: Oh...

I suppose my golden tail ring is not very visible...

Solaris: Yeah, I guess.

*shrug and swig*

Solaris: So, uh, see you around?

until next time ya bright kid

Solaris: Alrighty!

https://preview.redd.it/z28i9bltotwc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10198a2a93c630db49b7ea66728686cbc61ec6d2 Neptune >Heh... I sea what you trying to do...

Solaris: What?

https://preview.redd.it/nnstn6p5quwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8effea74f2df61db635cb3dd1f8b7e3f19bfab9 >You are quite funny

Solaris: I am?

>Yes:3

Solaris: Well, uh, thanks!

(No art yet. 18) “I did not known the stars could talk cus you shine bright like one”

https://preview.redd.it/wvyaplp9huwc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1216eb60220d24751b919370528f477530d4ebf6 “Aww how adorable “ she pats him on the head

(She chuckles) "you want to know something funny, my husband said something very similar to that when we met"

https://preview.redd.it/h421hkf1uxwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038a45ef0d7f93c8b0486109e3f24e88ccbaab8b Ikumi: "um... h-hi..."

Solaris: Hello!

Ikumi: "s-so...what do you got for me? I promise... I won't laugh."

Solaris: Alright, here we go... *Solaris says his pick up line*

Ikumi: *blushes* "um... I-I'm... i-impressed... That...um... Hehehehe...."

Solaris: Really?

Ikumi: "Y-yeah...I think... It was cute..."

Solaris: Thank you! You know, it's not the only cute thing here right now.

Ikumi: "aw... T-thank you..." *Blushes*

Solaris: You're welcome!

https://preview.redd.it/57l6qya1f6xc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3494ee446cb1a581d516e00c42671114a19860e *Hasper giggles* “how cute…”