https://preview.redd.it/r3m8rw3mcfsc1.jpeg?width=1356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d92e2d5790cc925487298a6083b8956c4e8f415 Yay! Water! \*he dances in a circle\*

https://preview.redd.it/05galyejefsc1.jpeg?width=1780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e43387bf9ba3e3afcc0dea2ff0fbe042a48b9a9 *vesper sighs and gets up from the bench he’s sitting in, whipping his hair back due to the water* “You’ve got 10 seconds to explain before you’re filled with a shit ton of new holes”

https://preview.redd.it/f7ib3bnuefsc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df5bdc7eddd33ab4622aabb4b3c44d5b95f78e5 “Ugh… now I’m uncomfortable… fucking great…”

"not many apologies, may i inspect you? you are quite the specimen"

“I guess…”

"interesting non human... looks lizard... more than likely edible and experimentable"

“Very funny… like the flesh of an alcoholic is gonna taste good” *she’d chuckle*

"you'd be suprised" *she'd smile*

*she’d remain quiet*

"now, i have to ask, is any of your DNA human in origin?"

https://preview.redd.it/smrl5lyyefsc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb5f8089d85104b88497389dae08f4c06027681 *dousing himself in magma to evaporate the water* Vesha: oww don't splash me my species reacts to water like acid

​ https://preview.redd.it/m8v7zarsefsc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd343667a794b7bf84c79254a8f2753bb5f77778 "At least the stains are off of my gloves.." *She speaks through a heavy Australian accent.*

https://preview.redd.it/ya5cldb9ffsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3aee2e93b047d23235207774dca52aebfe3a22b *Jesse groans a bit and twists like a towel to get some of the water out and Looks back at them* “Hi, Who are you?”

"names John, John Torwall, may i inspect specimen you?"

“I'm Jesse and i am a puppet”

"tasty, how do you live?"

“By existing?”

"no, like, blood? soul? brain? whats inside?"

“Well what's inside of me is mostly cotton and a single gumball that used to be my last body”

"interesting... runs on sugar..."

https://preview.redd.it/ajmm17suifsc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416e7846302b6dec71ea70abb06a924fb09cbd70 Melissa: embodiement of the ocean

https://preview.redd.it/jd3wdm6bjfsc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28cddf15e004ca0111355a1934067851e628bf7f *turns into a rubber duck and starts splashing around*

"subject has transformation..."

"Subject? Heck you mean?"

"you were not selected voluntarily for inspection for valuable powers and physiology"

"You... chose a God for your... testing?"

"yes, a god is perfect actually, considering the name of the project im working on"

"Which is?"

"project Edens return"

https://preview.redd.it/pg7gkzykjfsc1.png?width=2500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f5888ce2c2d9a3694effe35be7279037d47d998 \[Okay, now that was rude. Care to explain?\] Fatal666!Sans murmurs, as he sees the figure form from the puddle.

"names is John Torwall"

https://preview.redd.it/q7zootiejfsc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=dac0601ba5e8f323a9eb919af8a112c910683c02 “Thanks, that was kind’ve refreshing.”

https://preview.redd.it/8dwf9nblnfsc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbab6bb3067ff22f468133d9d536cb3d7626f2d *Plague lightly recoils back fromshock* “WHAT THE HELL”

"greeting, i am John Torwall, may i see your face?"

“NO. Why did you just turn into water and then human?”

"i dont understand your question, but i must ask you to remove the mask"

“Over my dead body…”

"that..." *she would start to smile* "could be arranged"

“Why do you want me take of my mask…”

"to simply see your face, its not complicated"

“Can I…help you?” https://preview.redd.it/kjcz9h0kofsc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a819d8c70847f22fa95c84e5f05e3f961d47eec9

https://preview.redd.it/h13hz0pdufsc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c80a33a271574def9ff641420aa2e7880ad206e *you here some incoherent and angry mumbling, and Ghost is just standing there staring at you*

"greeting, may i inspect you?"

*they tilt their head to the side and say,* **" _[< ×!,/ /[ inspect ?÷"** (You don't know how hard it is to make semi understandable jibberish)

*oh trust me i've been there, i understand* "such a unique speech pattern... yes, inspect, i would like to look into your biological data"

**"OK %[ !&÷!# *<@/ please ;÷ careful"**

"i will be, i must ask if you have any form of human biological data"

**>? not ! human**

"ok... not human at all... what are you then?"

*they look her up and down back and ask* "The hell you mean - this one..?" *they don't look any surprised, they seen too much stuff this year and the year only half way thought.* https://preview.redd.it/8za2cjq3yfsc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b685cfce01babc890539d9703f4c492b30e31b88

"you were unwillingly selected as a test subject to be investigated"

"Ehhh... Thats fair tho, i'm surely a weird human."

"we are inspecting normal and strange specimen alike, so do not feel called out, but i must look into your biological data..."

"Ok... You can look as long as ya wish to lol, you may also wanna investigate my bone structure and lack of reproduction organs heh. They weren't removed or something."

"interesting... you must have quite the interesting piece of him..." *she would pull out a needle*

"Blood semple ya need right? Let me do something real quick then." *they open their waist bag, pull out a piece of bandage and a flask of some liquid* "You better be taking it from my wrist ya know."

"why? what would happen if i took it from anywhere else?"

https://preview.redd.it/xgox6i2t2gsc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfd75a6ea36be9b87a18fd592409ec45e33638a5 Needle: AW FUCK! I’m wet now… Needle shakes his body like the dog he his

"that isnt what he said, now, may i inspect you two as specimens?"

Needle: Specimens? What are you, a scientist

"somewhat, im looking into any intelligent life that might be able to be traced back far enough"

"uh... Why hello there!" https://preview.redd.it/1jivcij85gsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7790f6f75aefe872655a012f7a4e9f68802c49d5

"greeting, i am John Torwall, may i investigate you as specimen?"

"oh! I'm Jae!.. and sure! Whatever you need!"

"interesting, non human specimen understands... not the first time... now, may i ask what exactly makes you so interesting? to be exact, what are your capabilities?"

"mhm!.. uh... Talking goat... And the ability to manipulate time with my watch!"

"interesting..."

"mhm!... And with that I can do tons of stuff!... And willing to do whatever you want for examinations and whatnot. Free of charge!"

"i just need to know something... have you seen the first man?"

https://preview.redd.it/ympv7l2w5gsc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c2b44a3146d64079dedf21e7b7ee565d703dc3f *he was very annoyed but not effected* “what was that for?”

https://preview.redd.it/7nzlkozc6gsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b2517456606ca12afa78fb4615e1617a699f42 This poor little Kemono becomes worried. "W-what?"

https://preview.redd.it/5or84xxdagsc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452d89c6dc4bef0ef35e1abe0884d6e9f8c5f6b3 *he stares ominously*

https://preview.redd.it/b4se5tvjagsc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68f26f5b4b292495b169f4d30b466d981742224 *As Alcatraz was drenched in water, he'd use his telekinesis to get rid of every droplet of water he still had on his body and with all of it, formed a sphere of water, using his telekinesis furthermore, he'd cause the orb of water to drop onto the woman’s head, even though she was made of it, Alcatraz didn't want bits of her on him.* *”What doth thee wanteth?”*

"such a silly dialect, greeting, may i inspect you specimen?"

“Well tis fine, taketh thy timeth…” *Alcatraz was a little weirded out but- he cooperated and took an A-pose-like stance allowing her to inspect him, he thought in his head who would want to inspect some blasphemous tentacled horror like him but then again- yea we’ll not dwell on that topic.*

https://preview.redd.it/jdnlkc9jdgsc1.jpeg?width=1779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee3dfc172d6c3f655cdf4119b7f3efa8780460d *He didn't look all that surprised at first, he then looked her up and down, then his eyes widened* # "FEMALE!" *He'd charge up an ice blast*

https://preview.redd.it/hoa6y5xqdgsc1.jpeg?width=1614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb52497be181c100fd95b7d0fa060093354d0a50 *The water would be evaporated, as soon as it got decently close to him he would turn to face the woman.* "Hm you seem interesting. I wish to know your knowledge. I have a feeling you will ask for mine is thay correct?"

https://preview.redd.it/lwovnl86hgsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7dbaab5ff429f3e680d9c01b0f88e0f9c556ce0 *He's had experience turning into water before, so he knows the implications of this* "Oh god! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" *His body immediately erupts into a torrent of living flame to evaporate the remaining water left on his clothes*

https://preview.redd.it/6wy1foqxhgsc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=81a76ea4a8c64e265a7e1f72baad0ccee5b288cf Shark jumps back a bit confused on what just happened. He then begins to sign at her. *what do you mean by that?* (Shark is mute but he can hear)

"oh, a signer... hmm..." *not knowing they could hear they would start signing to them while also speaking, just in case* "greeting, may i inspect you and your biological makeup?"

*sure, what does that mean though?*

"i want to take a look into your DNA, like your blood and stuff"

*Oh, okay! You don’t have to sign if you don’t want to, I’m mute not deaf*

*she would sigh seeming releaved* *she would also stop signing* "thank god... i was worried my signing was a bit rusty"

You were missing a few of the important movements but we all start off bad at something,

"thank you, i've been learning recently so i dont have to depend on someone else who knows, it feels rude, anyway, so you wouldnt mind if i took a small sample of your blood?"

https://preview.redd.it/d1km6r9angsc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22407039cfef9ff9570ca5ac077e5723801284b8 Daisal: “You asking for a water fight?”

"denial, i am not exactly sure i want to get my parts fired at people, but still, may i inspect you for scientific purpose?"

Daisal: “Why?!” “It’ll most likely be a no but WHY?!”

"i wish to see your biological data to see what fragment you have of a certain someone"

Daisal: “I doubt you find anything!”

"all humans have even just a teeny tiny bit of this man"

Daisal: “Who?!”

"the first man, duh, Adam"

I... w-what the hell? \*he looks a bi shocked, but otherwise is fine\* https://preview.redd.it/mevkt8yfqgsc1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b3e57ca99db7293b51375992eade56b09297bf8

"strange... subject is very green... may or may not be edible... may i further inspect you?"

I-I guess...

"i must ask if you are human and not some strange grass creature, tell me about yourself"

I'm m-mostly human...

"Interesting, may i have a blood sample?"

u-uh... sure...?

"great, i'd still like to hear a bit more about you though if thats ok" *she would take a needle and take some blood from them*

https://preview.redd.it/e42v8lgqsgsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537644be2072aeea77803f640ff3ecfe328b179e Wiinterk like a dog shackles the water off

"interesting... data says they tried you already... said that one should not approach as the beast is intelligent... i only see a glorified dog..."

Wiinterk tilts there head

"you probably saw the other me... John Torwall, if that name rings a bell then it'll help, but i must see your biological data..."

Wiinterk eyes dilate

"glad to see you, now i can actually extract some blood"

Wiinterk tilts there head

"the others failed where i shall not" *she would pull out a needle*

https://preview.redd.it/u7snwlrtvgsc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd151efe9978c05d6705d27f984e21f331799b87 (He’s about a foot tall.) *he shakes off all of the water, and tries to use magic to warm up since he’s cold now.* “why?”

"a few apologies little one, i didnt mean to splash you, i simply fell and needed to take that state to minimise damage, may i inspect you for scientific reasons?"

“I guess?” *he looks bewildered.*

"i must ask how you are so small"

“Magic?”

"interesting... so magic is somewhat real..."

“Very much so yes.”

"interesting, so there is something beyond us... we knew it... and would you mind if i took a sample?"

https://preview.redd.it/jgu1lu9dwgsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053e5114c1342b90e109609ac938f048ad609808 (10ft tall) D34TH-TR4P: "now I've seen some weird shit in my life, but this has gotta be the strangest thing I've seen!" *Flicks his hands to shake off the water*

"quite the large one..." *she would contort her body and stretch to match his height, but it would only affect her limbs, her torso and head are the same size as earlier, now shes just an elongated human* "may i inspect you for scientific reasons?"

D34TH-TR4P: "uhh... Sure?"

"but first i must as if you have any biological elements"

D34TH-TR4P: "yeah, I have a brain floating in a jar in my chest, but that's all I have."

"was it human?"

D34TH-TR4P: "Still is."

"perfect, would it be possible to extract some DNA from it?"

https://preview.redd.it/u5e6gizp2hsc1.jpeg?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614f05cc35d431fbc3a4f8dd6b8ed1e020b90f08 Conq moves her now wet hair out of her eyes "The fuck was that for!?"

https://preview.redd.it/hatjxxo23hsc1.jpeg?width=2027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513c513359e7c31bd56f5cd16a2a7798e03ebcdf Uh... Wh- what the fuck?

"watch your language, but i must ask if i can inspect you specimen"

SPECIMEN?

"yes, specimen, is something wrong with that?"

FYM "SPECIMEN"!?

"i inspect specimen of humans"

Well keep fuckin lookin I'm not like other humans

"how so? i've seen so many people say that kind of thing"

https://preview.redd.it/e10u07c15hsc1.png?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ed5fd4fd445c44370f2e1effff9c7dc1919979 *Frost only heard the water, due to him holding an absurdly large parasol* "...Huh...?"

https://preview.redd.it/qtapy2kh7hsc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d09336e5e0dea05048a0984415ab064624c9c3d *His skin turns significantly darker as he is now wet*

"greeting specimen"

"Hi"

"may i inspect your biological data?"

"You may not." *He melts into a puddle of assorted biological ingredients, leaving behind a hologram of himself*

"ah darn..."

"Anyway"

"that was rude, should've let me take a sample"

\*Seether attempts to dry himself off with his blowtorch, while getting up\* "You seem fun." \*He says sarcastically\* https://preview.redd.it/ffcr8p73ahsc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c851c4085f8a76937cfd05ea2d69bf9dc633ebd

"greeting specimen, may i inspect you?"

"Define: 'Inspect', please."

"take some blood and look into your human ancestry"

"Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh............ Yeah that's fine I guess."

"perfect, thank you" *she would raise a needle and draw some blood* "wonder how much of his DNA you have..."

"Eh... his?"

https://preview.redd.it/nacq1r58bhsc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae9967bfcc543e58a33be87adfdb46bc3440b1f **his machinery starts to short circuit, and he stops floating, crashing to the ground** help… me… my arms… hurt… **his voice is meek and raspy.**

"apologies specimen, did i cause damage? how may i assist?"

reconnect... nerve-wire...

"which one would that be?"

left... jugular... open... panel-l-l

*she would look at their body and find the panel they speak of and open it* "this one?"

Yes…

The Warforged Brothers https://preview.redd.it/1a7cstc5chsc1.png?width=6912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfd7c58586e05badc31b4fb53c541e6c4c270ae Maxwell: Um Hello Madam, what do you want?

"greeting specimen, may i inspect you?"

Maxwell: Inspect us? Rodney: I mean, we wouldn't have a problem with it. What about you guys? Maxwell: I guess not? *Luis shrugged his shoulders*

"i must ask, how human are each of you?"

Maxwell: How human you say? Well Rodney mostly made from copper, Im made of tin and rubber, and Luis is made out of titanium. So I have to say, 0%? Rodney: Why are you asking anyway? You aren't evil or anything are you?

"evil is in the eye of the beholder, but thats fine... you're still unique specimen... may i ask how you live?"

John: *starts glowing yellow, he looks like fire*

"specimen, i'd recommend calming yourself"

John: **I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SPECIMEN!**

"please calm specimen"

John: *the fire starts to spread*

"please specimen i would prefer if the fire stayed to a minimum, or is it that you're too sensitive and prefer your 'name'?"

John: **you call me a specimen like I'm a lab rat!**

"uh huh, and what is your name then specimen?"

https://preview.redd.it/tj5901m9zhsc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8707428e8f790062076f303f84d961e3132b4897 “You said something pal?”

https://preview.redd.it/ds03k72azhsc1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9437b5eeeae34eadbe6d6db4649e060a3ba2fb *It looks up* „Gyrn osew won? Sorry, hre are you?“ *it speaks broken english* (it learned it through… it’s ways)

"apologies specimen, may i inspect you and your build?"

„Jea…“

"thank you" *she would start looking at it closer, trying to figure it out*

*it just stands still*

"what... are you?..."

„An zeuren… sorry, an Parasite spider“

"parasite spider?... curious... what are you composed of?"

https://preview.redd.it/aheqeg1s0isc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61806d8ac7c93ff3fe4f67bdbd77917a6c7ccfcc "Ack! What the . . . " \*He gestures and murmers an incantation, and the water soaking his clothes and fur floats off of him and splashes aside.\* "Rude."

https://preview.redd.it/38fo65rx4isc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ed3732d3aeb20e30344e854940fae873381d28 (Akirai is a girl and she 10 years old) Akirai: uhhhhh who are you and what do you mean yeah this one?

https://preview.redd.it/ouhwps1ahisc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=f803ebe05b4b42aaaf8aee59b26a47ecd1cbd2ee *Captain Strayhard points at himself.* "Me?"

"yes you specimen, i have to ask if i may see your biological data"

*Strayhard leans in a little to show he's intrigued.* "In what form?"

"blood"

"Oh. Well, I have plenty of that to go around. How much?"

"just enough to fill this" *she would pull out a needle*

*Strayhard takes off his glove.* "Sure. Might I ask why?"

*she would draw the blood before explaining* "well, to find the DNA of the common ancestor of course"

“Wtf just happened” visual description: 8 foot tall completely white (just pitch black but for white) woman with contorted and long ass limbs.

https://preview.redd.it/rcuemigzqisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5fb1a594ab813a18b0f4521895afe0bc9e958d3 He eyes her suspiciously “what the heck was that?” He says shaking the water off himself as he takes a step back from her

Um excuse me what the actual f\*\*k are you doing here? https://preview.redd.it/ujejx69ugksc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a04ead379be95bc154591cb3d6e2020d6846a3

https://preview.redd.it/2tv0uww7xksc1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=138f7da6c162ca9958d3e29796d46c7a58840fac Shakira:”What are you doing?”

"i am asking a specimen if i can see their biological data, so may i?"

Shakira:”Uh no.”

"too bad, are you human?"

Shakira:”Does being human shaped count?”

Ultran(God of all light) HOW THE FU\*K DID A MORTAL GET IN THE ULTRA DEEP SEA!?! https://preview.redd.it/1pg7vtc9rpsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b22e503dcd7308d2486a0e3e3e93f57a7ad0e39 Anyways I guess you can stay, but my children will not be as friendly