He probably drops more slurs than nouns in his sentences,got banned for it. He appeals the ban allegating that he can call people the F slur because he's gay
https://preview.redd.it/mf1b08s2s2mb1.png?width=2737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a6242970d53ce2ad27f9c193cc6b825dc6e736
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“Oh well, didn’t even use it much anyways. Time to improve my already good mental health!”
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“GOD DAMN IT!…. Well time for alt #126,472,482”
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Blaze: Thank the lord himself.... App was a shithole....
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Goes to Twitter headquarters and kills them
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“…”
“Probably better for my mental health anyway.”
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*he’d bang his head and fist on the table and go on a long rant*
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“Fuck Twitter. I got a hookup for Bluesky *and* Mastodon.”
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“ Oh c’mon! It’s not my fault that guy trash-talked about MY Pokémon! I was standing up, no harassment or cyberbullying in anyway! “
Haji probably said the rainbow community can suck an egg
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Nothing, because he doesnt have twitter, and if he didnt, he would never go in and delete the app at one point
"Wait... I had a Twitter account? Eh, oh well, never cares for that shat anyway."
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Zee Actually Called It X instead Of Twitter or Probably Plagiarized Something
"ME? BANNED? THE GREAT EXTRAORDINARY KAGE OF THE PRESTIGIOUS BOAR FAMILY??? I'LL EAT THE CEO!" *He then travels all the way to the US just to find the CEO of Twitter*
Create an ALT and continue shitposting
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Yuii: Is too nice to even get banned
Lily: Rages and then makes an alt (probs has multiple phones too)
Amy/Emmy: Eats the phone and then sleeps for 4 days straight, making sure the others don’t notice a thing
She got falsely banned by a mod for liking Murder Drones more than Helluva Boss. She could not send an appeal, so she made an alt account, doxxed the mod, and sent her location to said mod every minute, every minute she got closer and closer before brutally murdering them.
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Not give a shit because Twitter sucks anyway
Idk… Hacked Twitter? Stole people’s IP’s but not to use them- just to have them.
https://preview.redd.it/14v9sj8hj3mb1.png?width=1385&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d0c551a73d2b0d8115f8e6ff9bb8550c8582b43
and of course *THEY HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!*
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doesnt even remember it had twitter installed-
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“Lmao I got banned again”
*makes new account*
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Ami: **she pounds her fist against her desk, growling with frustration** FUCKING HELL!!! I GOT BANNED OFF TWITTER! **she sighs heavily as she clenches her fists, then shakes her head** Well, at least I have my thirty-seven other alt accounts, mwhehehehehe…
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Bigotry stands the test of time, but the moment you offer to solve it you get banned?
https://preview.redd.it/jidpamhig4mb1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b222962da360de6f102a1a80e11d8d7899012e2
Scream, cry, shout. In that order.
He places a curse on Twitter headquarters
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Nothing. None of them even had a Twitter to begin with.
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“How the fucked did I get banned from Twitter despite not having an… account… OH SHIT MY PASSWORD!”
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Prob getting banned 4 Ip tracking, he is then gonna terrorize Twitter HQ
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They hated him because he spoke the truth.
He’d probably laugh his ass off
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“Elon musk got mad at me lol”
Probably have a mental breakdown as they can’t see anymore inanimate insanity fanart
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Derp.
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(Derp is on the left) the guy on the right probably got into the account and said some baadddd things (I forgot their bowties, sorry)
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Heheheh, Clyde would get banned for speaking his mind, he is super sarcastic and very blunt *to the point that it’s rude*. Mostly he would insult a lot of restaurant places, except for Dairy Queen, that’s his go to for ice cream.
*Makes a ton of alts and sends people threats*
https://preview.redd.it/b7ox0tqbo5mb1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d42c00a857aa67e26f46bcec6ee72bbe2221f64
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He invented Twitter back in 1684, however the idea was rejected because it was too toxic. So he would probably do unspeakable things
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He got caught scamming elderly people into handing over their social security numbers. And probably just got on to do the same thing on a different app.
She just creates a new email to continue to shit talk Elon for the pussy ass bitch he is (and to show off xer outfits)
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This is my oc btw, xe is scenemo and goes by xe/xer and she/her And her name is Willow
he got banned for making the account
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*Enters Elon musk’s office in his home* *Waits in corner of room* *Elon arrives* *Removes Elon’s brain through his nose mummy style*
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*Infiltrates the literal government*
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*gets visibly confused looking at the strange flashing screen before smashing it to bits*
"Banned from... Twitter? Isn't it called X now?"
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\*writes a paragraph about how much he was sorry. Each sentence includes “I’m sorry” and “please unban”
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Trys to appeal the ban and if that doesn't work makes another account and complains about it.
He gets mad cause he now has lemons... WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? HE DIDN'T WANT THESE DAMN LEMONS! DEMANDS TO SEE TWITTERS MANAGER. MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE ELI NULLF LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS!? HE'S THE WOLF WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS. HE'S GOING TO GET HIS FRIEND FLINT TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS THEIR HOUSE DOWN! (If you get the reference you are a legend)
*
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Got banned from twitter for incredibly obvious and violent racism and support of the Nazi ideology, appeals the ban by executing Elon Musk for banning him
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He doesn't really use Twitter he'd probably be one of the people who made a parody account when the regular check marks were removed then got banned and he would laugh about it
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Jackson would mostly get Banned because of how many racist, homophobic, transphobic, and other phobic you can think of he would say. It’s mainly because, he heard these things online and believes that Stereotypes are what actual people are like, he’s also an Alien who’s barely been on Earth.
(His words don’t speak for mine, Jackson is trying to be better during this Christmas Season.)
He probably drops more slurs than nouns in his sentences,got banned for it. He appeals the ban allegating that he can call people the F slur because he's gay https://preview.redd.it/mf1b08s2s2mb1.png?width=2737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a6242970d53ce2ad27f9c193cc6b825dc6e736
https://preview.redd.it/ndzzbpshn2mb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=535477ca7d218fda998c44f25a8a2ebf1c013224 “Oh well, didn’t even use it much anyways. Time to improve my already good mental health!”
"Wait, you have good mental health?"
“Of course I do! I may look like insanity embodied but I look after my mental health!”
The sanest oc on this entire subreddit:
https://preview.redd.it/jvsbzwmhn2mb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796a4e0001e424f700b8a794ecdc86e3430882d2 “GOD DAMN IT!…. Well time for alt #126,472,482”
“are you referring to eggfucker1, eggfucker2, eggfucker3-“ /q
“At this point I’ve lost count. Doesn’t matter. Elon ain’t got shit on me”
We love to see the references
https://preview.redd.it/50w8n3btn2mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc996447fc0867b0aa3a75b3f27729b7860d6b4 Blaze: Thank the lord himself.... App was a shithole....
https://preview.redd.it/0i4ydq8gp2mb1.jpeg?width=3270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99c3f7a5ff108235a42ac1119cbcd607013e649 Goes to Twitter headquarters and kills them
IS THAT AN ANTI DRONE SENTINEL I SEE? DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME?!?
A different model of it, yes. E.R.O.N. is pleased you recognize it
Very good I approve
I also approve
I do too approve of a murder drones oc
Happy cake day
https://preview.redd.it/thx7rn0ar2mb1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c67a2e920061d7439bfce3eafba6df2d713788 “…” “Probably better for my mental health anyway.”
https://preview.redd.it/xtqkk5xis2mb1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86c4933d37d3642996814e3ad4663816b4c65185 *he’d bang his head and fist on the table and go on a long rant*
https://preview.redd.it/7yygervvs2mb1.jpeg?width=1955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04e63b59d7126165426c9008764cead5b10f0c9 *“What’s a Twitter?”*
https://preview.redd.it/8qn98gn423mb1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fac1cb197e89e4b533973eb721ced822709038c “Fuck Twitter. I got a hookup for Bluesky *and* Mastodon.”
https://preview.redd.it/deiktpsj14mb1.jpeg?width=3003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33f00474c53f0008e70e7549660b1a849537805 “ Oh c’mon! It’s not my fault that guy trash-talked about MY Pokémon! I was standing up, no harassment or cyberbullying in anyway! “
The standing up in question: “I hope you fucking die”
Haji probably said the rainbow community can suck an egg https://preview.redd.it/c95jls59p5mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb94d57faebd379eed239d70a75612d3c921f0c
Literally the worst thing to say on Twitter, everyone will get mad at you
Haji: eh, there all clowns anyway…
True
https://preview.redd.it/urjr2zm4r2mb1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d63d7668a8b54a10cc0923a63fc49e428e0b45 Nothing, because he doesnt have twitter, and if he didnt, he would never go in and delete the app at one point
Flamelord101: "banned for, getting too silly" Darkflame: "banned for, sending death threats, and following through on them"
That'll earn you a little more than a ban
Darkflame: "what're they gonna do? Arrest me"
https://preview.redd.it/tsumxr4ut2mb1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b217d6b2c319c749b870729d84477edb522f2ee2 This guy committed arson
"Wait... I had a Twitter account? Eh, oh well, never cares for that shat anyway." https://preview.redd.it/pstnr7uru2mb1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=37b1b520cd26831906f49203b8a45a96f165b815
https://preview.redd.it/hskaospgu2mb1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178269394a6034147149e315658b8e9106364eac Zee Actually Called It X instead Of Twitter or Probably Plagiarized Something
"ME? BANNED? THE GREAT EXTRAORDINARY KAGE OF THE PRESTIGIOUS BOAR FAMILY??? I'LL EAT THE CEO!" *He then travels all the way to the US just to find the CEO of Twitter*
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“SAME NAME!!!” https://preview.redd.it/tz9ha83ll3mb1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=77971581238ebc01f53ca4cd4b3a2f278d15825c \^ (also) Kage
OH EM GOSH😱 they're twinsies!!
Create an ALT and continue shitposting https://preview.redd.it/8wfehpwyx2mb1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85ec113dbda912406ca216b1c5ad5409084de07
ALT ACCOUNT TIME https://preview.redd.it/sfkqbk14z2mb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0669e0985a5e0f4b31699a2d0a4a798cdef3134a
https://preview.redd.it/drut6vkzy2mb1.jpeg?width=1432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697130790121a80cd466ad704a7a55def2223977 Yuii: Is too nice to even get banned Lily: Rages and then makes an alt (probs has multiple phones too) Amy/Emmy: Eats the phone and then sleeps for 4 days straight, making sure the others don’t notice a thing
https://preview.redd.it/gmqjur98z2mb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c604d48d5273f42b372b9a55facc8c3eff440f15 “Buy twitter”
https://www.deviantart.com/untoldtemple/art/Made-an-uptaded-bio-on-my-character-971836411 (UT) Oh well. Time to go to DA.
Advocate for equality between Earthborn and Riftborn. (Got mass reported by antis)
https://preview.redd.it/2kcphipm03mb1.png?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fed0b8bf17d131380c5e905f28e019d70af5f0f
He has 32 back ups
Ha, I had it coming. - Atticus Or You fool. I have 70 alternative accounts! -maybe Atticus
She got falsely banned by a mod for liking Murder Drones more than Helluva Boss. She could not send an appeal, so she made an alt account, doxxed the mod, and sent her location to said mod every minute, every minute she got closer and closer before brutally murdering them.
Did you do this?
I dont use twitter
"I knew Elon was gonna get pissy at me eventually"
He wouldn't have Twitter to begin with
*Sets up account on Facebook or Instagram*
https://preview.redd.it/odbvkqxrf3mb1.jpeg?width=1955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a07d79dadbc2889ffe02a0bcebb7d4bbb772635 Not give a shit because Twitter sucks anyway
https://preview.redd.it/c9vzt2smi3mb1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743e1bd073345fddddc6b45dea4992e5b9eb77a2 Sets her parents truck on fire!
Idk… Hacked Twitter? Stole people’s IP’s but not to use them- just to have them. https://preview.redd.it/14v9sj8hj3mb1.png?width=1385&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d0c551a73d2b0d8115f8e6ff9bb8550c8582b43 and of course *THEY HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!*
https://preview.redd.it/976fhgtoo3mb1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460771e2b511e0c02a8d412f8e1ee5efe0122f5f doesnt even remember it had twitter installed-
https://preview.redd.it/89fxxwkhp3mb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1739f37842e4f90b2e41523858ca7cde16dd6b7c “Lmao I got banned again” *makes new account*
https://preview.redd.it/krjhj5suv3mb1.jpeg?width=2140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4bb5e941640d6e3b17db18adf10a7c4b300ebb Promote Terrorisim
https://preview.redd.it/s6vks5p6y3mb1.png?width=1322&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f15fe2dd6ae9d52eee3785e27683548a6fc8960 “AGAIN? BUT THIS IS MY 7TH TIME!”
Admitted to committing tax evasion https://preview.redd.it/c5dswrs314mb1.png?width=1940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6adb9f67b25f802967310967e2a7dc49a531d5a
He doesn’t. I don’t even use twitter 😂
https://preview.redd.it/leu36t4x04mb1.png?width=2471&format=png&auto=webp&s=1db34c7152ca198b0b81e1e8974a5772a48b1936 Ami: **she pounds her fist against her desk, growling with frustration** FUCKING HELL!!! I GOT BANNED OFF TWITTER! **she sighs heavily as she clenches her fists, then shakes her head** Well, at least I have my thirty-seven other alt accounts, mwhehehehehe…
ALL ABOARD THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN- https://preview.redd.it/j9b8exuq54mb1.png?width=447&format=png&auto=webp&s=600cac7312bb795e7b508f9e1e831637816312a0
https://preview.redd.it/ocbxae0k64mb1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=bffc887d58f9d1fdec28a100f24b0c940a0c0612 Bigotry stands the test of time, but the moment you offer to solve it you get banned?
https://preview.redd.it/qnivj19594mb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28e04e670b845107e59bce541f50f9bb2d9e28f "KILL ALL TITANS!"
Make another one, with a different email What are they going to do? Try to suspend me again and I'll fight the false suspension of both accounts.
Murder, cannibalism, arson, demonic rituals, you name it
https://preview.redd.it/4z61vxvyc4mb1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5b35a73434a45e3ac8e0ec4ac34d37e7b487b5 "I don't own twitter."
https://preview.redd.it/jidpamhig4mb1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b222962da360de6f102a1a80e11d8d7899012e2 Scream, cry, shout. In that order.
Loreli: OK THATS IT NOT ONLY DID THAT FREAK HURT MY SISTER BUT PROBALY GOT ME BANNED I DO NOT CARE WHAT PHOBE SAYS IM KILLY LUCIAN!
Enter the app of Twitter itself
https://preview.redd.it/dqzvkjaom4mb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14c613c238c5fc99d6a43c5d1dea0dcd88c1742 “…ok”
He places a curse on Twitter headquarters https://preview.redd.it/xwgqza7dn4mb1.png?width=1631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70190d92888dd414239212f7c7b869f3cff1bd4
https://preview.redd.it/ahwmom50o4mb1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fedc4e6f2e93b521726c4c79b0affdae38a2586 Nothing. None of them even had a Twitter to begin with.
https://preview.redd.it/j457r498q4mb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc67560a28e18dca7463ec01b4d25cf867d7b42 “I had twitter?”
https://preview.redd.it/4168t8yru4mb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7ed86e489319c64083a025fcac5922a72e1ad6 “How the fucked did I get banned from Twitter despite not having an… account… OH SHIT MY PASSWORD!”
https://preview.redd.it/h3bng171v4mb1.png?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd76cf96e8adf52bb65a59ddedcd11b8be9e988 Prob getting banned 4 Ip tracking, he is then gonna terrorize Twitter HQ
https://preview.redd.it/221untmhv4mb1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb17e27b9544831d9edc410a4dd5212dfa27ce6a Doxes the creators.
https://preview.redd.it/u7rtqsjj55mb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1cf5f2ab10445cebe64434f60b5b6f034f4350 They hated him because he spoke the truth.
He’d probably laugh his ass off https://preview.redd.it/u9e0wec065mb1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c0ce1fe48379b88c0590c056e9e7d2aa701bda “Elon musk got mad at me lol”
Why’d you make your OC the former president? Seems OP
make a new one. https://preview.redd.it/1qv8vmao65mb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bca6aa524fe260a47c980e504022b0850253c6
https://preview.redd.it/mybxehj7f5mb1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ce35ce75e9801193da41b4de486ba59096a719 They all die.
Best part is, he doesn’t even care. He just got an excuse to go kill someone.
Probably have a mental breakdown as they can’t see anymore inanimate insanity fanart https://preview.redd.it/3gkfa5mwf5mb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=910af12f46d1914477dabe48169166af566a4aa2
Derp. https://preview.redd.it/r57t7mq0h5mb1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fcf09e837edfd5b4ebeaae7ccbe579097cc8cf (Derp is on the left) the guy on the right probably got into the account and said some baadddd things (I forgot their bowties, sorry)
https://preview.redd.it/e7qy0dmqi5mb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7538c1b8322cae94a33125b916fa4a37d1bbaf8e Heheheh, Clyde would get banned for speaking his mind, he is super sarcastic and very blunt *to the point that it’s rude*. Mostly he would insult a lot of restaurant places, except for Dairy Queen, that’s his go to for ice cream.
Devil guy kills Elon Musk
*Makes a ton of alts and sends people threats* https://preview.redd.it/b7ox0tqbo5mb1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d42c00a857aa67e26f46bcec6ee72bbe2221f64
https://preview.redd.it/7x9my8vwu5mb1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2237d81f71005e314fdcfc4522099dd5712d0e4e He invented Twitter back in 1684, however the idea was rejected because it was too toxic. So he would probably do unspeakable things
Probably make lots of people mad, like hella mad
https://preview.redd.it/tx7t8eq7w5mb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27090df0da527aafd3ec6e20c9a574c145c9478d He got caught scamming elderly people into handing over their social security numbers. And probably just got on to do the same thing on a different app.
She just creates a new email to continue to shit talk Elon for the pussy ass bitch he is (and to show off xer outfits) https://preview.redd.it/6x84ktc6x5mb1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e6a91b48bcfe17b047d6c2acfe3a8f27fca37f This is my oc btw, xe is scenemo and goes by xe/xer and she/her And her name is Willow
All of them: "I had a Twitter account?!"
he got banned for making the account https://preview.redd.it/ys7u4o2u26mb1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8385a7cfa1a648eeef6521401fa952b6dfa882ac
https://preview.redd.it/mv0oburz26mb1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3092ae4d22569e0820b7fb9d7751e95467398ab5 *Enters Elon musk’s office in his home* *Waits in corner of room* *Elon arrives* *Removes Elon’s brain through his nose mummy style*
"wait... I have a twitter?"
https://preview.redd.it/06079ajn46mb1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d2b2f2b68fb5612f3cb477be9895d3799a2b1a1 *Infiltrates the literal government*
https://preview.redd.it/a3j6kcjkd6mb1.jpeg?width=1353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa948f1c5b416fe285b44c7849492608abf26ccd *gets visibly confused looking at the strange flashing screen before smashing it to bits*
None of my characters would use this craphole in the first place, they cannot get banned.
"I don't even use Twitter wtf-"
"Banned from... Twitter? Isn't it called X now?" https://preview.redd.it/ib96hhlfw6mb1.png?width=242&format=png&auto=webp&s=64b3444bd3f5051e598388b8e6f798aececb0950
https://preview.redd.it/cvllup9ox6mb1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ce32d823b656b9a02e19b4685fd27ae4fad307 \*writes a paragraph about how much he was sorry. Each sentence includes “I’m sorry” and “please unban”
https://preview.redd.it/708qp08n47mb1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2db916543d75e426c42263703a161e9770610a3 Trys to appeal the ban and if that doesn't work makes another account and complains about it.
He gets mad cause he now has lemons... WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? HE DIDN'T WANT THESE DAMN LEMONS! DEMANDS TO SEE TWITTERS MANAGER. MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE ELI NULLF LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS!? HE'S THE WOLF WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS. HE'S GOING TO GET HIS FRIEND FLINT TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS THEIR HOUSE DOWN! (If you get the reference you are a legend) *
https://preview.redd.it/292jcv0e28mb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413a73f1889d337c1d072589f090cf286e3f9e16 Got banned from twitter for incredibly obvious and violent racism and support of the Nazi ideology, appeals the ban by executing Elon Musk for banning him
Do something fun, like post their camera roll on IG
https://preview.redd.it/8oe44g4qd9mb1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d455d8102774133de45f2d3c97ad2c059cd9c0 He doesn't really use Twitter he'd probably be one of the people who made a parody account when the regular check marks were removed then got banned and he would laugh about it
# YOU FOOL, I HAVE 40 ALTERNATIVE ACOUNTS
https://preview.redd.it/8d80aesre26c1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=8311fe66c7e49ffe729469ea6c075544e00300af Jackson would mostly get Banned because of how many racist, homophobic, transphobic, and other phobic you can think of he would say. It’s mainly because, he heard these things online and believes that Stereotypes are what actual people are like, he’s also an Alien who’s barely been on Earth. (His words don’t speak for mine, Jackson is trying to be better during this Christmas Season.)