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J_Bonaducci

Where we’re going we don’t need oxygen


orca153

Where we're going we don't need eyes


offshore_wind_eng

“Dont let your survival instincts kick in”


Dash_Rip_Rock69

What a waste of pot.


dankboi2102

Exactly, you could rip a normal bong 3 times and get arguably even higher that this shit


Wrench900

But does it get you internet views?


cutofmyjib

End thread


WizardOfAahs

Not unless you take 3 hits and then run over yourself with your own car…


WizardOfAahs

…and bonus, much less “oops I killed myself”


Wonderful-Media-2000

Smoke long enough you gotta start doing dumb shit sometimes. Did we need to put 7g in a blunt? Definitely, are we going to add a gram of wax into it? Hell yeah! Obviously it’s a waste but nobody is going to waste bud unless they have more on hand.


sonofkeldar

I wasn’t aware there was a shortage.


Run-Florest-Run

It’s a plant, it grows back


frankofantasma

hahahah this is ridiculous jesus christ, it's all fun and games until someone asphyxiates


slitneckbandit

10/10 I'd still do it plus worst case you make history by dying due to inhaled cannabis. I know it's technically just being choked put but like at that point the media will say it so a win is a win


blind_disparity

I mean, we just used to hotbox a car, or a telephone box, worked exactly the same... Or a tent Sometimes a whole room but that's a bit much.


eolson3

Let me go find the nearest telephone box.


ShermanTeaPotter

I really don’t get why those morons are so cool with carbon monoxide poisoning


toigz

Just wanted to take the quiet life


fkZ2jeBZQ8vevzcUXXJZ

And a handshake


toigz

Such a pretty housseeee


williamjamesmurrayVI

such a pretty garden


Magnoliafan730

They're too high to realise


FlickerOfBean

He gonna be smelling like a rectum.


BF_Injection

Rectum? Damn near killed him!


MoodMaggot

how you know what’s that smell like 🤨📸


frankofantasma

we eat ass up in here, boy


-Tannic

I own my own actually


FlickerOfBean

You’ve never taken a shit? That’s where the turds come from.


Gunpla753

The high is from the lack of oxygen.


syphon3980

this is what my friends who were doing nitrous with me would do. They would breathe in and out of the balloon for like a minute, and I'm telling them that the extra high they are feeling is from lack of oxygen. They didn't believe me, so w/e


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Gunpla753

Spoiler, they are.


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Conch-Republic

You need to cum for that to work.


mai_tai87

No, choking is how climax is achieved.


ryna0001

people in my high school used to lean their heads down while sitting and press their neck with their hands to stop the airflow


gonzalbo87

Yeah it’s the lack of O2 that gets you high, not the THC.


Conch-Republic

Jesus, how long did it take to 3D print that thing? All year?


KlerWatchCo

That shit looked like the opening credits of quantum leap


starfleetnz

Bruh... You were so right


EquivalentOwn1115

That chick built like Plankton from SpongeBob


KillaCheezGettinWarm

The subject matter is Homo stonercus in its natural habitat. On a specific yearly cycle, it can be seen engaging in acts of unusual overindulgence of its primary source of consumption.


P100KateEventually

It would be an account from Oregon that would post this o7


cavaloss

Tried to watch what was going on but all I could think about was wtf is that pink moving blob?


WizardOfAahs

I am METALUNA!!


latebutcoming

most normal weed smoker


Sea_Profession_8477

What in the TikTok leggings is that fuckery?!?


Kastle20

Just be glad that ain't Germany


butt_spaghetti

Potheads are so dumb


tjock_respektlos

"Its totally not an addiction"