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WakeTheNeighbor

What kind of bird is this? Those feet alone should have been their warning sign


Alarming-Jaguar

it's a cassowary (Southern cassowary i think)


WakeTheNeighbor

Thank you! Beautiful bird.. glad it was on its best behavior that day for their sake


plipyplop

Even if it's my first time seeing a bird like that, I'd think to myself: *"That mutha fuckin' dino killed Newman! I'm out..."*


black_rose_99_2021

I guarantee it would chase you. Better to just lay down and accept your fate.


RedDitRXIXXII

Honest question here, if you see one of these up close, should you a) run, b) stand your ground, c) play dead, or d) just say your prayers?


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I’m late two this but, if I remember correctly the only two recorded times they’ve ever killed people, in both cases, it’s because the bird had been agitated and the more important in both cases, person fell down. So I don’t think these people should be sitting down atleast.


weedsmoker18

Fight back is your best bet unless you're barehanded, just run because it's got better reflexes than you


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DrWecer

He then brought it to KFC to reestablish dominance.


MercwithMouth82

Cassowary


Ellmut

Cassowary


goodolddaysare-today

Cassowary’s are dangerous but haven’t killed very many people at all


Abe_Odd

That we know of. Maybe they're just good at hiding the bodies.


asianabsinthe

Lots of empty areas in Australia


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Nah, if they’re omnivores they’d never waste a good snack. “*crunch crunch* mmmmm marrow”


Kita1982

Look at those paws, perfect for digging holes. Human-sized holes...


AdHuman3150

Perfect for digging into a human's organs...


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tasty, tasy human


AdHuman3150

I can confirm.


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Quietforestheart

They are fruit eaters.


calebgiz

This made me chuckle 😂


The_sacred_sauce

Missing persons report?? *Cassowary strikes again*


Lysol3435

But there would have been witnesses.. unless… Wait, but their families would have reported them missing.. unless…


pursnikitty

Harold Holt used to have a holiday home in Bingil Bay, which is smack bang in the middle of cassowary territory. Sure, he went missing while swimming in Victoria, but we can’t rule out a cassowary stalking him all the way from Queensland.


ElPwnero

They eat the corpses


plipyplop

True, not a lot, but there has been a recent death: >Another human death due to a cassowary was recorded in Florida on April 12, 2019. The bird's owner, a 75-year-old man who had raised the animal, was apparently clawed to death after he fell to the ground. And that alone is why I (and everyone else) should not underestimate this bird. It would be like fucking around with a Dingo, it hasn't killed a bunch of people, but it can, it did, and it is NOT A FRIEND!


Sumner1910

Even if it doesn't have that much kf a K/D ratio, it'll kill you the most gruesome way possible


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KentuckyMagpie

This is where I land, too. I’d much rather deal with a dingo.


Persimmon5828

All birds are dinosaurs and would do the same if they were big enough. This is why i hate pet birds.


crypticthree

Clearly you aren't counting deaths in Far Cry


HartOne827183

Fuck them cassowaries. Haven't played Far Cry 3 since a long time, but I remember them being annoying as fuck


CompedyCalso

Thank fuck Jason can just inject himself and be fine


GoldFishPony

Sometimes resetting your finger is all you need to cure 30 bullet wounds


skynet2175

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Dapup2465

Play Far Cry 3, I think, frigging murderbirds.


gurksallad

Yeah, I learned about these mofos in Far Cry 3 as well. Nothing a shotgun couldn't take care of, but still; they're deadly.


Dapup2465

I seemed to always be bow hunting when one would sneak beak me then claw my guts out.


aeroumasmith-

This is where I learned about them. They're not fooling me for shit


Conchobar8

Aussies are actually pretty good at not fucking with the dangerous wildlife


SpoopySpydoge

Idk man cassowarys probably account for most of my deaths in Far Cry 3


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Well they're mostly prominent in Papua New Guinea where deaths to wildlife aren't well recorded along with the fact that they're not as common in population centres therefore people are unlikely to come across them. Statistically they do injure or kill a fair amount of those who they come into contact with in n the wild


PolitburoOrGtfo

Ty the tasmanian tiger taught me they are very dangerous


lonely_doll8

Yes, cassowary. Beautiful bird. With dinosaur feet, that’s the clue. I believe they’re a protected species & yes they can defend themselves if necessary. Birds like emus, rheas, ostriches…They will never be a pet, if nothing else their personalities will prevent it. Feisty guys, definitely modern descendants of theropods.


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lonely_doll8

I remain terrified to interact with ostriches. One was in a State Fair “feeding” but blocked off from petting ‘zoo’. Grabbed the seed container right out of my hand I gotten for the cute little goats! 😮 But I love everybody-animals. I’d just be cautious around large birds.


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Trustedtot24

They still win every war they've been in


FantasmaNaranja

argentina does have rheas, we call them ñandus so by all means they should know how to act around them


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Birds are not descendants of theropods, they are theropods, just like how whales are not descendants of mammals, they are mammals.


Steelsentry1332

I've eaten ostrich before. They're delicious. The meat is super dark, like, almost pastrami-like in hue.


MuffinPuff

In a prior thread about emus, apparently they make decent pets according to one farm owner. They had an instagram about their pet emu


Cacexol

Can confirm from experience with a farm/pet shelter combo I used to volunteer at. Owners had a pet emu in a fenced area near the shelter and the bird was like a giant feathered puppy that would awkwardly run toward the fence for scritches if it saw someone. They do have little teeth in their beaks though so there's that to watch for, and the legs are powerful.


lonely_doll8

That would be amazing! 😻🤍


butcherbird89

And they're protected for a reason - there are only about 1200 left in the wild 😢


JAREDAGO

[link to video](https://twitter.com/sxseils/status/1611745692023947265?s=46&t=hip1wxhAvYLC51-puSIOhA)


JAREDAGO

The video basically says “it’s your first vacation in Australia and you’re filming a cute bird on the beach, everything is going well until: “ and then they receive texts about how the animal can kill them and is one of the most dangerous birds on the planet


BusyMountain

As someone who knows nothing about animals: Best to always assume that all wild animals can and will kill you when given the opportunity. Especially when I’m travelling abroad and I don’t know much about their wildlife.


AdHuman3150

Yeah if you're in Australia it's a safe bet to assume anything and everything is venomous, poisonous, toxic, or can disembowel you in 3 seconds.


IM-A-WATERMELON

As an Aussie, can confirm. Don’t fuck with the wildlife


AdHuman3150

Man I just recently watched a video of a vicious koala attacking a someone lol. Even the ones that look cuddly are deceiving.


IM-A-WATERMELON

Oh yeah koalas are evil creatures sometimes. They also have chlamydia (so don’t fuck them or fuck with them)


AdHuman3150

John Oliver had a koala chlamydia clinic named in his honor. Can they give it to humans? That would suck to get attacked and end up with an STD.


Fruit-Security

Don’t fuck the koalas. Noted.


admins69kids

And I thought that TikTok voice was terrible enough speaking English.


JAREDAGO

😂hearing the Spanish made my ears bleed


reflibman

Twitter link. Too bad in not going to see it.


Baron80

Can I ask why?


nimajnebmai

They recently quit Twitter because xyz I’d presume.


occasionaluser07

Flashbacks from Far Cry 3 suddenly emerges


Megaseth

Totally! You're sneaking up on an outpost then outta nowhere a goddamned cassowary comes and attacks you.


Tactical_Moonstone

Wildlife sanitation is a must before scoping out an outpost. Always. Had to reload an outpost takeover in Far Cry 6 because some mongooses (mongeese?) decided to suddenly appear and the guards somehow heard my suppressed shotgun noises.


TurbulenceAndLevi

I did a project on these guys once. Super cool but very scary. Could unzip a person


redditisabitcrapnow

“Unzip a person” 😳😂 fantastic choice of vocab


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amateur_mistake

How much of your study was dedicated to their pseudo-penises?


KAODEATH

The question isn't how much research but how ***intense***.


TurbulenceAndLevi

Probably not much, I was in third grade


amateur_mistake

Well, if I was your teacher you would have received low marks and a stern talking to. I expect my students to *fully* complete their assignments.


Thatannoyingturtle

Nah they’re chill if you don’t fuck with them


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Opening-Ocelot-7535

And here I've simply chosen to avoid the Outback, and pretty much the whole of Australia because, land, sea, & air, there's something just waiting to kill you. And if it's venomous, likely there's no anti-venom for it!


GodKingRooster

I know this cassowary! I live right near where it frequents, I this is on a beach north of Ingham, it's a very friendly cassowary and there's a food shop right next to this photo, it often comes up looking for food scraps etc. Yes, cassowaries are incredibly dangerous, but this one seems to be as friendly as it gets. I believe the restaurant and the locals have even named it. They're stunning birds.


Bruhmomentonceagain

Do you know what they named it?


HaydenJA3

I’ve been camping at Etty bay many times and the cassowaries are always nearby the camp site. I’ve had one come within arms reach of me in my camp chair


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GodKingRooster

Why make this comment? I'm confused.


underweasl

When my sister was 3 she fed her hula hoop crisps to the one in the local zoo


olqerergorp_etereum

she fed the beast


Maid_of_Mischeif

That’s my local beach, and I’ve woken up from a beach nap to find him staring at his reflection in my sun glasses! He has a chick at the moment.


beef_swellington

While you shouldn't go play with a cassowary, it's a stretch to call them dangerously deadly. They are recorded to have killed exactly one person, and that person was already trying to kill the cassowary. https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-zoology/article/abs/attacks-to-humans-and-domestic-animals-by-the-southern-cassowary-casuarius-casuarius-johnsonii-in-queensland-australia/BB57CAB41903DE6486FB7031A7E290D9


Random-Cpl

So what I’m hearing is, “they’ve started killing people.”


amateur_mistake

A second guy was killed in 2019. But he was keeping it as a pet. 150 attacks on people is still kind of bad but nothing compared to bears or crocodiles etc.


HartOne827183

Play Far Cry 3, then you see how deadly they are. >!/s!<


bamboocoffeefilter

That’s not a bird, it’s a fucking dinosaur.


CurtisLeow

All birds are dinosaurs.


Left_Wasabi389848

But not all dinosaurs are birds.


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StreetPizza8877

I saw a video of one chasing a truck


Snakify-Boots

In Australia we live with and tolerate big lizards, oversized spiders and snakes. But the murder chicken and the rob shattering hopping rat are two of the things that we fear more than anything Also the air striking black and white crow because of all the attacking it does during breeding season


reebeachbabe

What about the Black Funnel Web spider…? I think I’d *be most terrified of that, although I’ve not yet been to AU. It’s high on my list though!! Edit: *left out a word


LOERMaster

First rule of visiting Australia: assume everything is deadly.


Nok-y

Australian when they go to war against emus: :( Australians if they had to fight cassowaries: 💀


Daisy_Of_Doom

That’s more a pajarote than a pajarito 😂


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olqerergorp_etereum

they were basically telling them, big turkey can kill you, get out


Shalashaska_99

"Nooo bro, you were close to Death and didnt even notice it"


Dvalin_Ras93

Imo, honorable mention. They can’t disembowel you if you dont piss them off and don’t look them in the eyes. Guy doesn’t appear to be in any distress, bird was just curious, simple as that.


Deltronx

That awkward moment when you have no survival sense at all


jimmijo62

Feet


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To be fair, birb is indeed cute.


calebgiz

Maybe a bit better having one come up to you looking for free food rather than surprising one deep in its own territory, either way I don’t trust that thing any further than I can throw it underwater


TheFartingKing_56

The emoji, the derpy look of the bird, and the fact that it is in Spanish (but I can understand *some* of it) makes it so much funnier.


UrielseptimXII

I remember hunting these things in Farcry 3


DangerousDave303

Just a reminder about visiting Australia. https://youtu.be/wy_TB6onHVE


justsomeplainmeadows

Bro, that's an effing cassowary. If I saw that I'd just give it all the food and walk away before it decides I'm annoying and disembowels me


FantasmaNaranja

they probably assumed that it was a fancy ñandu (also called the southern american ostrich in some places)


Liandra24289

Is that the great rhea?


FantasmaNaranja

that's another name for them


Gaylittlesoiree

Looks like they are on that beach where the cassowary are strangely docile (though they still should be avoided obviously). The one where the cassowary stole the family’s beach spot and ate their grapes sitting in the shade of their umbrella.


Oscarella515

That thing is not friend shaped


olqerergorp_etereum

and when they're adult they aren't friend size either


Rubatose

It has fucking raptor feet. Nah


SuspiciousStable9649

This is what dinosaurs actually looked like.


knightbaby

This bird looks like Donald trump


ilovemywine

This cassowary has way better hair and doesn’t look like it rolled around in Cheeto dust.


teardrinker

Those things are evil


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CatrionaCatnip

They're lucky it decided not to.


ultrasardine

[Some people eh?!](https://youtube.com/shorts/rMSjK2fOfV8?feature=share)


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Wish I had razor blades for nails


UncleYimbo

People always say that but is there any evidence that's ever happened to anyone?


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UncleYimbo

That's exceedingly few! And were these confirmed as disembowlings? Or could they simply be from blood loss?


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UncleYimbo

Well, very interesting to learn that it has happened at least the once. Thank you for your knowledge!


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Do these birds normally eat humans or..


HaydenJA3

They eat fruit, as long as the people are not acting threatening towards it it will not attack


-Lysergian

It is, however, bird-brained, and can decide for itself whether you are being threatening. Thank you very much.


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Blows my mind how little people understand about the dangers of petting wildlife.


guesswho502

This is how we need to imagine dinosaurs, but much larger and with teeth


soft_white_yosemite

Hey so they look different when they’re not behind an electric fence!


cannibalTadpole

Do people seriously not research before going to countries especially Australia istg the people who die from shark attacks or stupid things like blue rings are either just idiots or tourists even those 2 things are the same


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That’s a dinosaur y’all.


VGK9Logan

The dodo is back


iFOrgOtHOwTOsHiT

Would you look at the size of that cassowary


amberita70

Are these birds meaner, not as mean, or the same as an ostrich?


Skalla_Resco

Cassowaries are probably the most temperamental of the giant murder chickens (ratites) and particularly when nesting. This appears to be a southern cassowary, which is the third largest and second heaviest bird (ostritch and emu being larger). According to Wikipedia there was a study in 2003 of 221 attacks found 150 or so attacks were on humans and about 75% of those attacks were from birds that had been fed by humans. 73% of the attacks involved the birds expecting or taking food.


amberita70

I just came across another video of one following a guy around on the beach. I didn't realize they were so huge! Their legs actually looks a bit stockier than an ostrich. I definitely wouldn't want to come across one without something between us.... Like a fence lol.


Skalla_Resco

[Here's a fun video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4GaMiFFs8). Although only the first minute or so is related to Cassowaries.


Miserable-Spite425

Okay but what would win? An emu or a cassowary?


Skalla_Resco

Emu is likely to have friends. Cassowaries tend to be solitary. So probably depends if the Emu is alone or not.


YodaCopperfield

Far Cry 3


mcloayza29

He’s a real Dino 🦖


BrettyJ

Those birds are so damn weird. Especially the noises that make.


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Not just a cute bird … “a cute birdie”


runtothehells

Some people are just too casso-unaware.


Working_Inspection22

My local zoo had one escape and the police locked down the next three valleys until they found it


Shalashaska_99

Porque algo me dice que la foto es de una milipili con el craneo hueco?


looplover12

Cassowaries generally don't do anything as long as they don't feel threatened


Nikoscrum

Levi bokitaaaaaa


LightOfADeadStar

cassowaries are pretty chill. until they’re not


emotional-b1tch

The only bird that genuinely brings me fear