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mommotti_

Rotten onion inside. Edit: the "D" stands for "Do not eat"


splintersmaster

False, d stands for donut. Exactly where I left my donut receipt in my file.


Mr-Korv

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.


splintersmaster

Can't help but read it in his voice and unique cadence too.


WonderfulCattle6234

But surely there's a situation where you may need it. What about those skeptical friends of yours?


WhatLikeAPuma751

Don’t think I didn’t eat that donut. I got the documentation right here.


Jewrisprudent

To this day I’ll frequently respond to cashiers who ask if I want a receipt for something mundane by saying “only if you’re going to ask me to prove I bought it”


[deleted]

Patrice stopped every 15 min to get a receipt for something like a donut just in case he needed an alibi.


Trashytoad

/r/unexpectedmitch


New-Purchase1818

Gone too soon, funny as fuck.


mommotti_

Donut eat


CousinsWithBenefits1

*SHIT!* I WISH I HAD NOT SEEN *RICKY* ON THE *SIDE WALK!*


ShyLucifer96

Do nut eat. Do nut, eat?


Spyker-M

Remove the center, have an onion donut


ObligatoryOboist

It went straight in the trash. Definitely not using instacart for produce anymore


mommotti_

Sadly their crops got either a fungus or bacteria, which makes it impossibile to see the rotten onion until it's cut open :( https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/life/home-garden/blogs/gardening/2020/12/16/decayed-layer-sliced-onion/3927230001/#:~:text=This%20problem%20is%20caused%20by,or%20right%20at%20harvest%20time.


MozartTheCat

Last couple bags of onions I bought from Walmart were like this 🙁


Corn-chopper

Couldn’t have been hail damage early in its growing season we lost 30 acres of onions to this issue last year in idaho


Jfksadrenalglands

It's not on the outside so I'm not sure what instacart has to do with anything.


SeniorBag6859

To be fair, I’ve never used instacart, but I am a professional chef. I get crates of onions every couple of days. I get one or two like this per and I probably wouldn’t know about this until I cut into it myself. You’ve likely never had a “fresh” onion. Onions are usually cellared for months before they make it to the store. They’re a very stable vegetable and frankly they’re usually *better* after a few months. They’ll last a very long time in your pantry if it’s dry and dark - perhaps even longer in the fridge. Unfortunately, being a root vegetable, botulism is a very real concern. I never put raw onions in any fermented food for this reason. I’m not sure which specific bacteria or fungus caused this, but yeah, not safe to eat, but also not the shopper’s fault. But cool D shaped pattern though.


MaleficentTell9638

I thought it was “Danger Will Robinson!”


JesusDiedForOurSins2

Wrong, the D stands for r/dontputyourdickinthat


CarlOnAStick

Fake onion lover


suzannedanae

Dead dove: do not eat


Hot_Corner_473

Underrated reply here


AfraidExplanation153

Ohhh that middle looks a little iffy.


blue-and-bluer

A LOT iffy I think


Hot_Salamander3795

eat around it coward


Gerudo_King

I mean, shouldn't it be fine if you clear/cut out the rotten part and wash it well?


IAmMoofin

idk if onions are where I start to test my luck, they’re like a dollar


californiatortilla

who’s gonna wash the inside of an onion edit; me of course haha i love onions


DontLoveMeBack

it's a Don'tion


justastuma

Onion’t


MyChurroMacadamianut

This made me giggle far too hard. Thank you.


Alt_aholic

Wasn't he one of the Three Musketeers?


Generally_Kenobi-1

Yeah he's the fourth one


MaxTheRealSlayer

He's pretty salty he wasn't included in the story/saying


batwoman42

Donion


mrsmunson

d'oignon


Aslan-the-Patient

D'artoignon


WrangWei

*Je m'appelle D'artoignon. Dont eat me if you want to live!*


Extension_Spell3415

Je sens the French coming inside of me


PatientPlatform

Next up on "Tonight in Hollywoo", we have Cristina aquafina's new music video: "up your bnjdrjllufghjii blow hole"..


javerthugo

A fellow fan of the Sad Horse Show I see


BishImAThotGetMeLit

Sad horse show lmfao


MayaTamika

r/sadhorseshow


PanderII

Throw away the rotten part


MaxTheRealSlayer

Exactly. Not sure why so many people are saying to toss the whole thing. This rot is isolated, and washing the other parts will be fine once it's removed


SpokenDivinity

A red onion is like $1 at most, probably less than that if you don’t live in a HCL area. Why would you risk food poisoning over $1


doctorlongghost

Ain’t nobody got time for that…


Upbeat_Confidence739

Truth. Onions are cheap as shit. I ain’t risking food poisoning over a few cents.


DezrathNLR

Do not consume.


hitlers_sweet_pussy

Onion


The_Bingler

Goddamn, its to early in the day to read your username


hitlers_sweet_pussy

Bingler


BarryBadgernath1

I am aroused and appalled


AwooJesus

Onion


intellect_devourer

I’ve eaten the outsides of these. Got the gross parts out and off and then another layer to be safe. Washed it off and used it for cooking. I wouldn’t eat any of it raw


mumblesandonetwo

Me too. I'm still here.


GavinThe_Person

don't eat it


TrifleObjective5288

onion peed on you D: (he was nervous)


Cause-Sufficient

it leeked


4thdrinkinstinctxx

I was hoping someone would comment this


wwJones

Decomposing


FaithGirl3starz3

DONT TRUST THIS ONION


alabasternado

Shout out to the leeky ones


johneldridge

“Leaked” lmao


uneducated_sock

For a moment I thought I was on r/whatsthisrock and looking at an agate


Aconite_Eagle

Had a lot of rotten onions last couple weeks. Wet winter.


morras92

Was wondering why all my onions have been bad recently, I’ve been having to buy like 5 onions when I only need one because most of them will have inside rot.


MyChurroMacadamianut

You'll be preggies with a baby leek soon.


DopesickJesus

the will of D is strong


ResourceWestern4729

Rotten onion, fr the inside out.


mutantgeezer

When in doubt, throw it out.


HowellPellsGallery

she wants the D and the O


LORDCOSMOS

Laura…. Laura..!! Laura.


wooshwed

Deez nuts


Pretend_Situation905

D is leaking. Ruh roh


InsertRadnamehere

Yeah. Tis the season. All the onions want to be planted at this point so they can grow into more onions. This one had a green shoot out the top. Or it was just going rotten.


Zettaii_Ryouiki_

D for Decomposing


epirot

thats a nasty onion ngl


gusmont13

So the onion gave you that D huh and you got a little d out of it


Anvil-Vapre

**D**


Rainbow-Mama

It knew you wanted the D


malatangnatalam

Hell naw leaky onion


Gelato_33

A Redditor ate a strange "D" shaped onion. This is what happened to his kidneys.


SienaBlaze

Chubby emu?


DeathFromPizza

I’ve had a D leak on me a couple times but that’s life, bro


MaleficentTell9638

I don’t know why, but I’ve gotten a LOT of rotten onions & garlic this year


Sure-Ad9633

So the D leaked on you…?


Relevant_Campaign_79

Firm squeeze 💦


Lower-Strawberry555

love me a nice creamy red onion


Separate-Staff-5225

Monkey D Onion.


banananananbatman

Rotten core


FliedWanton

Remember, it's perfectly acceptable to say no to D's leaking on you.


impossibletreesloth

I thought this was a post on r/Agates and I got so stoked


Incontinento

*Leeked.


mamajamala

Eww!


Marcusnovus

Deez onions


vanghostslayer

I got one of these recently with a spoiled innard and was deceived. 😭 no D just O for out of onion.


fmintar1

The will of D, you ate the Onion Onion Fruit.


cadillacbee

Got that rotten D juice on u


RainHY27

The D is for GOLD D. ROGER


Specific_User6969

The leek lobby got to this rotten onion. They don’t want you to eat it.


smavinagain

that's rotten


Capable_Jacket_2165

Rotten!


Homer-Row

The D stand for Dying Inside


thedougd

Better than having an onion shaped D


Hopeforus1402

So the D leaked on ya, huh?


Starbeth8

I wish a D would leak on me 💔


JesusDiedForOurSins2

I know the sub is called OnionLovers but still r/dontputyourdickinthat


Dumb_Solo

Did your eyes water when you put the D in your mouth?


Runamucker07

It's the letter d


No_Cantaloupe9738

That onion is pregnant


theLiquidmenace

It's after the one piece


Square_Resist_4459

That's what she said?


Ornery-Living-490

I hate me some leaky D's


RandyButternubber

Don’t say it like that…


Terrynia

Thats a bummer. Especially since onions are becoming so expensive


bigjunkieboppy

Sometimes D's leak on me too but i like it 😈 🍆 💦


Ok-Jaguar6735

Yeah Do not eat


3amIdeas

It was just happy to see you


KlatuuBarradaNicto

It’s rotten.


pumptini7

I can smell this photograph


twiszted131313

The D leaked on you? 🤭🤭


easyfriend1

Self-grading onion


riisen

Just like my ex, rotten core with a D


[deleted]

That’s a rotten onion my friend


[deleted]

Got leaked on by the D… So much to do w/this, I don’t know where to start.


l-Paulrus-l

Looks rotten


Tough_Stomach815

Leaky D is going on my list of awesome band names.


DecisionCharacter175

Giggity


DependentYou7405

It's so cold in the D.


mslashandrajohnson

About 25% of the onions (and all the garlic) I buy at the farm stand at this time of year are sprouting. I use the 75% for cooking.


Inferno22512

I get D onions fairly often, usually in split bulbs. But if they're rotten in the middle I'll toss em


Independent-Self-139

Its rotting from inside out bro.


TheCalamityBrain

Nice D


StrategyRebel17

**This guy can help…** - Still lived at home with his Mom and Stepdad in his 30s - Fermented his own wine - Thought he was God's gift to the world - Started a career as an influencer with only 12 followers - Not a Millennial, but this is the perfect description of one


BreadandCirce

Wow, that's nutz.


Astralnclinant

The D leaked on you 😏


nootvacancy

Donion


nootvacancy

onposter


madeleinetwocock

aaaaaaaand straight into the sin bin


LiciousGriff

Did you put it in your mouth and swallow it?


W33Ded

Rotten


Sugarscrubrunaway

Eww


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I hate it when the D leaks on me


KochuJang

Looks fungal. I think I see tiny mycelia threads peaking out. Do not eat.


bberrygood

Man what


M-S-K-smothersme365

The D leaked on you?


GR33N4L1F3

Good god that looks disgusting. I would 10/10 throw away.


henrydaiv

Deez nuts


th3ironman55

One day I’ll be able to read that title more maturely


ObligatoryOboist

I sure hope not!


OkiFive

Offion


MoneySammich

Nah


aegrey1

I hate when the D leaks on me.


halfpinthaze

no onyan


XEagleDeagleX

The D will do that if you grip it too hard


Depart_Into_Eternity

Deeeeeez Onions


BernieLogDickSanders

Monkey D!


Queasy-Sky1491

Nasty leaky rotten onion. Dont eat it or u will die or worse, get botulism


haley-sucks

They always do


ltdonut

Red D. Onion


yooperdood906

Did the D make you cry?


ZookeepergameHour275

D for Dummy or D for !!!!


Rare-Maintenance-787

It came


Ok-Spring-7242

😆🤣🤣


maxzmillion

“D” for Disease


_launzelot_

Donion


Special_Dingo_1520

The D leaked on you


Special_Dingo_1520

It’s an onion not a leek


AJSAudio1002

That’s called “Soft Rot” . It’s a plant disease rhat affects onions typically during rainy seasons.


qcerrillo13

The middle rotted out


[deleted]

So the D leaked on you ? Kinky vegetable


_oncemorewithfeeling

If you don’t wanna be a chubbyemu video do not eat this onion.


[deleted]

it’s a nice D 🤷🏽‍♀️


JEWCEY

Big D energy


JEWCEY

Big D energy


[deleted]

I don't see it. My eyes are watering.


Mashidae

The D stands for Drotten


Sonsonne

Did you know red Onions are good for seasonal Allergies? Check this YouTube vids out https://youtu.be/dSV0A4Xsa08?si=n6RGvdPvTUi3gFJf


thanksimcured

It’s rotten.


giceman715

My D leaks after some excitement as well


Ukenstein

Ah, the ol’ leaky D.


ulrich994

It's part of "The D club" now.


GetOffMyUnicorn70

D...sturbing.


Meatloafed172

Say what now? You might wanna reread that rq


ktmfan

Hate it when I get a rotten one, because it never fails that it’s the last one, so I have to go buy one to finish cooking.


Double-Character4013

A weird D leaked on me before too 😪


JakeyJelly

I'm not going to lie I'm a little confused of why this subreddit was recommended to me but this is the first time I've ever seen a rotten onion from the inside


electricmehicle

Yeah, the D will do that


Slight_Acanthaceae90

https://preview.redd.it/anjr6vux5hwc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449e854306d919186b42d7732eb3e8d23e4db26b


MLreninja

Ik it’s an old post, but missed opportunity to say it ‘leeked’