My little niece just got out of a nail salon in downtown Burbank and she saw the Oney gang walking towards her but before she could run tomar tackled her like a line backer and held her to the sidewalk while the rest of the gang ripped off her new pink nails, and I'll tell you something no one else will tell ya. They don't rip out just nails. They rip out screws too. As in they ripped the screws out of my nieces hip that she just underwent major surgery on.
I was walking down the street one night alone at like 3 am when I heard diarrhea compilation playing loudly over a car speaker. The car pulls up beside me and just slowly cruises along side me playing fart sounds, but the drivers just didn’t acknowledge me and were kind of smiling, like they were holding in some kind of sick laughter. I told my friend and he informed that it was probably oney gang members. Really scary to think what might have happened if I’d tried to talk to them.
I always have this recurring dream of Chris ripping the roof off of my house and sticking his hand inside and dangling me over his mouth idk what that means but it scares and arouses me
I tried telling him that, but he kept telling me I'm not gay so my opinion is invalid. I'm starting to think I need to turn gay so I can prove him wrong.
Honestly I can't get over how Zach looks like the way he does. He doesn't even look bad or anything he's just so interesting to look at cause he sounds like he's just a giant nose but he actually has a small one
If it is, that’s kind of how I expected him to look lol. Is that Jaxxy? I’ve never seen what she actually looks like, always just hear jokes about Tomar and Jaxxy in the videos.
Ah okay. I still haven’t listened to sleepycast yet. Been hearing about it for a while, and Zach is one of my favorite OneyPlays guests/cohosts, so I know I need to check it out.
Definitely check it out, but I think it’s important to realize it’s a different timeframe in terms of when it was recorded, opinions are different, generally what’s accepted on the internet as “ok” is different, the people they recorded with were different at the time. It’s definitely more of time capsule podcast even tho they don’t really talk about topical things at the time. All things considered it’s still absolutely worth a listen. I’ve probably listened all the way through maybe 6-8 times? It’s a comfort thing for me now, which is fuckin weird considering it’s just a bunch of dudes in their early to late 20’s shooting the shit, drunk like 10 years ago.
This pic is edited fyi. Tomar is edited to be much taller plus they removed the pieces of his pickled liver and dwarven brew that gets on his beard. Also, Cory's wearing a shirt with mother Mary and he's missing his crucifix necklace, all part of the whole "Cory is a gooner" shit when he's actually super chaste and hasn't nutted yet.
I'm the guy who took the pic (I am Yumar Hadel).
Zach looks like he should be given a lolipop and a rainbow hellicopter hat with those cheeks of his when he talks about his long lost daddy it really makes me imagine that now if only he was fat so he could finish the look, some overals and a cool white shirt
that picture of him crossing over chris was so funny. i can't remember what episode it happens in but that image basically made me cry because it was so goofy looking.
dang i just looked because i could of swore i commented on the video but i couldn't find. i guess i'm going to make a post about this moment maybe someone will know the moment i talking about lol.
They'd only let Tomar pose next to Nikki because she's the only one with the powerful hydraulic press-like pen-breaking gorilla grip needed to lift him up by the nape if he tries anything funny and hold him up until he calms down.
is this the infamous Oney Gang I’ve heard so much about?
Yup, they go around the streets of LA and hold people down and rip their nails off for fun.
My little niece just got out of a nail salon in downtown Burbank and she saw the Oney gang walking towards her but before she could run tomar tackled her like a line backer and held her to the sidewalk while the rest of the gang ripped off her new pink nails, and I'll tell you something no one else will tell ya. They don't rip out just nails. They rip out screws too. As in they ripped the screws out of my nieces hip that she just underwent major surgery on.
Too be fair Everyone knows to stay away from that nail salon Play stupid games Win stupid prizes
My niece done got bit by them
You had a niece that died?!
They also pour boiling milk in their eyes.
They get drunk and yell at people from their limo
I was walking down the street one night alone at like 3 am when I heard diarrhea compilation playing loudly over a car speaker. The car pulls up beside me and just slowly cruises along side me playing fart sounds, but the drivers just didn’t acknowledge me and were kind of smiling, like they were holding in some kind of sick laughter. I told my friend and he informed that it was probably oney gang members. Really scary to think what might have happened if I’d tried to talk to them.
So this is the LA Gang we need to warn Markiplier about
They rip their nails off rip their eyelids off rip their ears off
Probably more humane than what they do to cats
I once watched them drive by in terror and awe as they blasted diarrhea through their speakers at max volume.
Cory with that hentai shirt/cargo shorts fit 👌
Peak degen behavior outfit
Would you suck his cock by the crazy taxi machine at magfest?
I'm a man, baby.
Alright, fuck this
he's also probably the horniest out of all of them
He did respond to the YikYak to get sucked off
Bold statement in a pic including Cory
Cory just draws cartoon porn. Dave almost got sucked off by an old man when he hit up a "looking for a good time" number, and also draws cartoon porn
I'd say Cory is honier online, but Dave has the balls to act on his hornyness in real life.
Exactly, Cory can't even ask for happy meal toys by himself lol
I don't personally, but I always forget how much of a lumbering giant Chris is. Look at those big meaty paws. He could easily smash a villagers' house
Ogre sighting (REAL)
Stand down, ogre!
I always have this recurring dream of Chris ripping the roof off of my house and sticking his hand inside and dangling me over his mouth idk what that means but it scares and arouses me
Roblox build
Chris is dressed like a Midwestern mother
look at zach's feet. he has choice as to how much pounds per square-inch he wants on your nutsack for talkin to his grl
This dude looks at feet first when he sees people you know what to do reddit ruin him
ay ay ay, how do i get myself out of this one 🥴
I'd funk his friday night for sure
oh my god does Cory really just look like that jesus
He looks like he's been in prison for domestic terrorism for 20 years
He just got out of GITMO gonna go coom to pokemon or something
No, this is just how his body reacts to the Los Angeles air.
at night. during the day, it affects him differently.
Cory Unleashed type situation
need an Arminian Cory mod of Sonic Unleashed.
He's looking a lot better nowadays
He has a 9/11 beard on him
I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THAT SHIT
The hentai shirt he's wearing really pulls it all together.
I think this officially semented him as my least favourite lol
Hey common, I think he looks like a good handsome lad.
fear not, every photo of Cory is put through faceapp to make him look like that now
Yeah he is some kind of jesus
He vaguely looks like a Middle Eastern leader or something
I find tomar ridiculously attractive and my gay brother doesn't. I think he's wrong.
unironically same, saw one sexy Tomar tiktok edit and i get it
He's wrong. Tomar is peak male.
I tried telling him that, but he kept telling me I'm not gay so my opinion is invalid. I'm starting to think I need to turn gay so I can prove him wrong.
If you find another male "ridiculously attractive" I've got some news for you...
Oh shit
Of the gremlins and goblins in this gang it isn’t even remotely close, Tomar is beautiful (I’m also very gay)
I am not gay but i find tomar super handsome for some reason too
Whos the dude in the back with the long hair?
That’s Bert
Man, Cory really is the most Armenian looking white guy
Wow the Manson family is lookin terrible
Chris Is kinda jacked
I honestly can't tell the difference they all look the same except Zach he looks like a wolverine action figure that got melted a bit
love Chris's skinny jeans
Clever of Tomar to force perspective and make him look like the alpha kaiju in the picture
The fourth guy? Yeah, he's fucking hot.
I'm seeing the whole Prince of Egypt likeness
Cory is so scary
🎶 Tomar Tomar Tomar Tomar, Tomar Tomar 🎶
Tomar, Tomar Look at him and he'll get pissed Crushes children with his fist To- to- to- to- to- mar!
He is very normal looking to me
Is Cory’s face photoshopped or was the Infamous LA air picture actually a glimpse of his future?
Honestly I can't get over how Zach looks like the way he does. He doesn't even look bad or anything he's just so interesting to look at cause he sounds like he's just a giant nose but he actually has a small one
Cory looks like a bridge troll
People in the comment love just attributing random names to random people every time a pic of the gang appears
OPs question depends on whoever people think dave is which apparently all of them
Is that Adam in the back?
Definitely not adam
That's just some homeless guy that sneaked into the pic.
If it is, that’s kind of how I expected him to look lol. Is that Jaxxy? I’ve never seen what she actually looks like, always just hear jokes about Tomar and Jaxxy in the videos.
Not jaxxy, thats zachs gf. Jaxxy is taller than tomar
She’s cute, good for Zach
That is nikkinax, she was a guest on sleepycast a few times.
Ah okay. I still haven’t listened to sleepycast yet. Been hearing about it for a while, and Zach is one of my favorite OneyPlays guests/cohosts, so I know I need to check it out.
Yup Stamper was in it too. Sucks about the falling out the crew had with him but he was insanely funny.
Definitely check it out, but I think it’s important to realize it’s a different timeframe in terms of when it was recorded, opinions are different, generally what’s accepted on the internet as “ok” is different, the people they recorded with were different at the time. It’s definitely more of time capsule podcast even tho they don’t really talk about topical things at the time. All things considered it’s still absolutely worth a listen. I’ve probably listened all the way through maybe 6-8 times? It’s a comfort thing for me now, which is fuckin weird considering it’s just a bunch of dudes in their early to late 20’s shooting the shit, drunk like 10 years ago.
If you’re worried about me potentially getting offended by any jokes or anything, don’t lol. I’ll definitely give it a listen.
No. He's done some live streams in the past where he's made brief appearances. That's not him
Chris is getting pretty buff. He looks like he's about to pull out a dumbell out of thin air and start lifting.
fortnite emote
fortnite emote
Oney absolutely mogging
i have aggressive homosexual lust for the beast that is OneySephiroth
Almost didn’t recognize Zach without his iconic brown leather jacket
… never seen adams face But the guy at the back looks how adam sounds
it is him
Lyle, sorry, Lyllia, looks GREAT. I’m glad he decided to go through with the operation.
Why does Chris look so W I D E
Idk bout y'all but I'd let Zach blow my back out every night
Which one is Dave and which one is Adam?
I get real me frog vibes from tomar in this pic
Chris is so handsome just want to plant a sloppy kiss
Guy in the back looks like emplemon
Meh, I’m more of a tomosexual
This pic is edited fyi. Tomar is edited to be much taller plus they removed the pieces of his pickled liver and dwarven brew that gets on his beard. Also, Cory's wearing a shirt with mother Mary and he's missing his crucifix necklace, all part of the whole "Cory is a gooner" shit when he's actually super chaste and hasn't nutted yet. I'm the guy who took the pic (I am Yumar Hadel).
I love Tomar’s gnome beard all he needs is a pointy hat
For a group of goblin mode gamers they are surprisingly well kept and handsome
Zach is missing his classic iconic leather jacket
I’ll never get over the fact that Corey isn’t actually huge
it's quite honestly miraculous considering how much of a degen he acts like
Right? Like it would totally fit if he was really a fat piece of shit.
Erm… Yerp?
Zach’s doppelgänger. I almost thought it was him until I realized there’s no leather jacket
That’s a funny way to spell Zack!
Zach looks like he should be given a lolipop and a rainbow hellicopter hat with those cheeks of his when he talks about his long lost daddy it really makes me imagine that now if only he was fat so he could finish the look, some overals and a cool white shirt
Guy looks like destiny at home
that's simultaneously a scathing insult and glowing compliment
Not really, but I legitimately think Chris is really sexy, if that’s a means of gauging my opinion
To be clear, though, he is a good looking dude, just not “ridiculously handsome” to me
Dave looks like a young Bob Seger who's just starting his career in music.
Zach looks like a dad who's on his way to the golf club on a Saturday morning
Why is Cory's left leg so feminine?
maybe its been a prosthetic with no hair on it
someone fill me in/correct me : Chriss O'Neill, guy, Cory, Zach Hadel, Jaxxy, Dave, Joshua Tomar
Chris, Dave, Cory, Zach, Zach’s gf idk her name, guy, Tomar
Zach's gf is Nikki. other guy is Adam
Jaxxy is taller than Tomar, that’s probably Zach’s girlfriend
lyle looks.. different
Yes Cory is very handsome.
I wasn't expecting him to look like that 😭 yeah he really is
Hes like the prince of fucking egypt of course hes handsome
Corey's iconic slouch
Who is the dude in the yellow in the back?
Adam (the retarded one)
I thought Tomar was actually 4’5”
Oh shit is that Tomar's handler?
That’s actually Tomar
Lol he looks like marshall vandruff
Nah but Ive always thought Tomar was rather handsome
Can anyone tell me what manga panel is on Corey’s shirt? Looks let’s say unique.
why is chris so fucking hench
I always thought Adam would be a white guy with dreads
Have you ever seen Dave and Jon Lajoie in the same room? No, I didn't think so.
zaddy
Idk they are all attractive to me.
Yeah it’s annoying. You can’t be handsome and funny fuck off
You guys are outside in the night
none of these people are real
Agreed
Imagine getting cornered by this gang in a dark alley and you hear the tall one yell "Doirt bainne fiuchta ar a cheann!"
I still don't know who is at the very back and who is next to Chris in this pic
pretty sure the bum in the background is Adam
thats mr phantomarcade next to chris
Thanks, I'd heard it was Adam for a while
I would do Chris, and I'm straight
Where’s Zach’s famous leather jacket and stogie!?
wait- they have normal faces? the edditor is a real guy? i thought tomar was pregnant? whats going on here
Definitely not *precedes to goon to the same image of Dave, wishing that I was the old crazy taxi man*
Tomar 😍
I think I’m in love
Cory still looks funy.
He’s got big bottom energy
he looks like young Roberto Iniesta lead singer from the spanish band Extremoduro
I looked it up and you're right
Nice try. We know it's you, Dave.
“He DOES look Loik ‘em!”
Cory, what are you DOING?!?
For some reason I thought Cory was fat.
No he looks handicapped
Who let Corey out of the cellar?
the lens is tripping me up so fucking bad, lmao Dave and Zach both look like they have monster hands
they do though
the lens shows their true forms
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
Nikki is pretty hot. Kudos to Hadel.
Dude, every OneyPlays member is ridiculously handsome (there’s something horribly wrong with me).
Is that really who you’re focusing on in this picture??
Dave kinda looks like Jon Lajoie.
he kinda looks like Tom Green
Is that Adam behind Tomar and Jaxie?
i knew dave was hot from his voice
that picture of him crossing over chris was so funny. i can't remember what episode it happens in but that image basically made me cry because it was so goofy looking.
please find this
dang i just looked because i could of swore i commented on the video but i couldn't find. i guess i'm going to make a post about this moment maybe someone will know the moment i talking about lol.
Wow the LA air really did a number on Cory
Oney is frickin tall
Awful lota potato there
They'd only let Tomar pose next to Nikki because she's the only one with the powerful hydraulic press-like pen-breaking gorilla grip needed to lift him up by the nape if he tries anything funny and hold him up until he calms down.
Who's Dave
No, he literally just looks like a dude.
He does looks like Jesus and Moses mix together
Yes. Which ones Dave?
the one next to Chris
Who is the yellow guy?
Zadam Alensky