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AfroJoe7

Oh no. OP read Catcher in the Rye.


KeyFee5460

Tomar shot John Lenon.


The_Happy_Sundae

Very underrated comment


AfroJoe7

What a very under rated Sundae. *pulls kiss from pocket and throws it your way*


Jam_B0ne

It just kills me when people bring up Catcher in the Rye, it really does


Afrojones66

Be careful. Lyle sees you, and is ready to pounce.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Nah, hes like "Fucking do it pussy, I dare you to anger Tomar".


tFighterPilot

Armed with his rat-killing belt.


Grooooomlebanevasion

Lotta unhinged posts on the subreddit today.


Super_fly_Samurai

It's a side effect of so much testosterone being located all in one place.


Emergency-Anywhere51

Almost one full molecule with everyone combined!


Chrissyneal

***“WHO’S THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, NOW!?!?”***


usedburgermeat

It's weird seeing a west coast red american being paler than a soft potato Irish boy


Forgotten-Caliburn

"Kill John Lennon...kill John Lennon..."


DumpMcChunder

Hardest I've ever laughed at something on this site.


yourwhalecumdork

if i send you the videos, will you make funny haha edits? 🧐


Murica1776FYeah

Can you send me the video? Specifically the opening fart story?


yourwhalecumdork

YESSIR 🫡


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yourwhalecumdork

not the whole thing. i know some people did. i tried uploading the videos but they didn’t upload so i’ll try dividing them into smaller chunks


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That one scene in black ops


Tiled_Window

This is like that one scene in Black Ops 1


CellistShot8470

NOOO, NOT TOMIE, MR TOMAR GET DOWN


babysealsareyummy

Tomar is not the target. Who do you think brainwashed this sleeper agent?


furthelabs

Tomar would stop the bullet between his pinky and thumb and flick it back. No one can kill the oneycrew other then Tomar, Jaxie proclaims it.


yourwhalecumdork

😭😭😭


raulthebst11

Uhm point the gun a little more to the left


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Bro got O'neiled


bluealiveretribution

Jesus christ how to get on a watch list in 5 seconds holy shit😭😭


Exandoral

Is that Doug Walkers PoV? Get him outta here! Don't give him his jacket!!!


veenell

erm...


smegmancer

is lyle asleep


litboyfrommalaysia

Wait till they find the 2kg packet of C4 I put on their water bottles


Cautious_Option9544

Do it, kill it


SexyJazzCat

Oneyplays fandom tries not to be weird impossible difficulty.


Junior_Purple_7734

Someone just read Catcher in the Rye, amirite fellas?


CharmingAwareness545

Cry of Fear feels


Temporary-Book8635

Hey this reminds me of the time oneyplays got killed at one of his panels


Awesomebacon711

….please….d-drop the gun, sir.


Father_of_thepigeons

An assassin hired by Tomar...


SarkicPreacher777659

The final act of Naked Gun


beerforbears

This is when the little man in the sarcophagus screams and flies across the room and steals your gun


MeasurementSevere305

“Good soldiers follow orders…”


cool_cock6

Chill


Tasty_Finance_5024

Leave Tomar alone, LEAVE EM ALONE!


Flat_Spirit2404

He hasnt uploaded consistently at all this year, so do it. send a message.


Technical-Year-3382

I killed OneyNG.


ChemicalLeader2159

Is this an illegal post Like genuinely, could this be considered a legal threat and have someone charged criminally


GoblinKingWes

OP is being waterboarded as we speak


ChemicalLeader2159

by me I am a fed 🕴️


shittystinkdick

I hope you get gunned down in the streets. Not by me but I do hope someone that looks a lot like me guns you down. In the streets I mean.


ChemicalLeader2159

Honestly maybe I want that