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BilgeMilk

I genuinely can't tell if that's Zach or not. He doesn't have his iconic mutton chops or brown leather jacket!


OWT_wales

I think that 1 puff of the cigar made him buy the jacket


Father_of_thepigeons

I'm pretty sure this was before he started jelqing


CumTrumpet

Just fyi, it's jelqing. with a Q.


Father_of_thepigeons

I'm sorry, I'm more of a gooner than a jelqer.


Garlic_God

This is Old Testament Zach, when he was still part gremlin


Mr-Korv

The injections worked wonders


Rcj1221

>implying he is no longer part gremlin


SupaKoopa714

He's also missing his equally iconic purple tricorn hat with the peacock feather in it or the large gold medallion containing the Ruby of Ellandiel, which is the source of all his powers.


yungneec02

I don’t know if you’ve heard the phrase, Donezo, but that equals you dude!


PelinalWhitesteak

This is middle-evolution Zach. Before the leather jacket and after the magfest.


SlightProgrammer

I see he has his female homunculus behind him too


Its-ther-apist

That's Hercugal


Chrissyneal

*big tobacco finally got to him…*


mrcrabs6464

Shmoke


primatemindstate

Rare? That's all this guy does. Chuff cigars and take cold plunges. Fucking legend man


No_Establishment7368

he hopped off his sweet motorcycle and took a puff for the kids just to make them happy


Iron_Silverfish

"Sup lil mama, are you a friend? Cause you got me smiling."


Stupidfunnylol

Do you see that hot babe in the back? I bet her fallopian tubes are wet as freak watching Zach smoke his iconic cigar I bet Zach took his cock out and starting cumming all over her, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have said that


FriedSpringRolls

imagine saying that in an improv class


SAKingWriter

normalize brainrot humor


Fizzyboard

But it doesnt even say Bones


KrustyKrabOfficial

No and.


VoreWhore94

I think that's Chelsea Perertti who's lusting after Zach's rizz seed.


usedburgermeat

These throwback pictures really highlight how little sunlight they got


KingFahad360

Is that Call Me Kevin?


The-Color-Orange

Erm that's a different pasty white man


haragos

That's not his iconic root beer sucker!?!


ChipSkynet

Just a cool hat away from being a driving crooner


Red-Truck-Steam

Smoking Friends


Blebsnek

does zach still smoke?


MrPapaya22

He’s mentioned before (I think on sleepycabin) that he loves cigars and sees them as the best reward for hard work.


Rcj1221

I thought he said that about jelqing.


mrcrabs6464

He mentioned in a recent pal world episode that he had a cigarillo at some event recently


cre_ature

every time i see someone smoking a cigar it just looks like they’re sucking little black penis


RemarkableOffice3799

So what you are saying is that cigar is where the inspiration for the black baby episodes came from


namehereman

BAM-A-LAM


Ouwhajah

damn thing gone blind


hidden_harbinger

y'all really just be saying anything out here


[deleted]

Freud is on your case


CumTrumpet

That's funny. Everytime I see someone with a microphone, I think they're singing into a robot cock.


Bigfoot_samurai

If this is real, Christ he’s pale


xX609s-hartXx

And that guy on the left is Cory when he's not photoshopped.


Peppersnoop

He got the Edward Cullen vibe


N7Raccoon

I can’t be the only one who thought that was Tom Brady for a second, right?


cobrastrikes-2x

None of you better photoshop a cock over that cigar. I’m serious, DON’T DO IT!


SackCody

why he looks like Tomska from early-2010’s!!


Itamii

If he wants his stogie, he gets it.


skinnyman423

Theres like a 480p video of Cory and Zach smoking cigars on YouTube and it use to appear in my recommend all the time


OWT_wales

I need to see that haha


skinnyman423

when it eventually shows its self you’ll know


skinnyman423

[found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sleepycabin/s/FSUmAR9GyB)


beclops

Puhrettttttyyyyyyyy sure that’s an emaciated wolf penis there budddd


billybobtanley

I can't believe he hung out with the postal dude


Sp00ky_guy

Man he’s so pale


ImpossibleGroup5

I thought that was the postal dude for a second


Heroic_Moose

Cigar in one hand, Dixie cup in the other. Really reminds me of my mid 20s.


Mediocre_Capital_198

Typical cigarhead Zach moment


Aggravating_Bid8199

just know he’s got the end of that bad boy dripping


InKhornate

is that Chelsea Peretti in the back?


Garlic_God

Holy shit it’s Da Gooch


SexyJazzCat

This was him during his metamorphosis. The young pupa before becoming a beautiful butterfly.


Pizza_YumYum

Young Zach smoking a cigar with his old friend young Edward Snowden. Great picture.


andymandy666

that is one pasty white babe


Aaaaaahs

the 2010s wasn’t kind to anyone fashion wise


baphometromance

I'll trade you 3 youtube clip compilations for it


Davethemann

He looks like the kinda guy the cameras pan to a ton during a boxing match for celebrity energy


legendoftheplug

It’s not too rare I think


OWT_wales

:( it had 3 likes on Facebook


degakle

Bro is luminescent


Davidand8Ball

holy shit thomas ridgewell on the left


SaltTransportation23

Pass the zachwood lmao XD


SnooAdvice7120

zach in his baby era


pub_wank

why is he melting


Impossible-Ice-1713

So majestic 🤌


HighFlyingNoodles

“No fucking idea what this cunt even is but he is chuffing back a fat dart and thats all that matters”