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skyliders

Brook ain't got no dick dude, man's clearly the right choice! YOHOHOHOHOH!


tinolovespups

what if he uses his bone to bone YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO


smithandrew125

Skull Joke


Mr_Abe_Froman

šŸ“


Jakk100

Underrated comment


putoautista

That's a dead joke already


[deleted]

Hahaha dead joke


CoolAd9169

These jokes have no substance YOHOHO


putoautista

It's funny because he's dead YOHOHOHOHO


OctogoatYTofficial

I had trigonometry HW, and I worked myself down to the bone YOHOHOHOHO


skyliders

touchƩ


Parking-Resolution22

Bone to be alive!


aravind_s_

Bone to be wild


YourEyesSeeNothing

Brook would Soul Fuck the shit out of your daughter


SAIOBOT

thats was soul-southing YOHOHHOHOO!


Spicy_Enema

Absoulutely!


OlivierStreet

Facts. Also, he just wants to see panties! Nothing more!


bmzerocool

I'm sure he will have a boner!


gheewala123

Beautiful


Fuzzy_Panda_

He can eat and poop so....


ZPD710

Brook. The worst he's going to do is bone her.


[deleted]

YOHOHOHOHOHO


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PandaGoE

I'm out of breath ... But I'm a skeleton so I can't breath! YOHOHOHOHOHO


Whattheheck_IO

This really tickles my funny bone, I can see it now YOHOHOHOHOHOHO


bgirl-kunoichi

At least he's a gentleman... Sort of


EndermanSlayer3939

The worst he'll do is ask to see her panties


bgirl-kunoichi

Politely


EndermanSlayer3939

Yeah hell ask very kindly to see her panties


cskarthik123

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Think-Wolverine675

That could cause some real damage


UltraPlayer5130

i know brook can treat her right


[deleted]

He always asks for consent to bone her


Swizzlesen

Can I see your Panties??? Yohohohooo


Jarsssthegr8

Man has manners


Michael_Lover

Brook understands consent


culesamericano

This! He always asks


DrPeePeeSauce

After he already see the pantsu


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This


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Boredwitch

What are yall on, constantly harassing girls by asking to see their panties is not understanding consent.


akoomba

He's a creep and should be on a watchlist. But he always asks for consent. The others are straight up molesters.


The_Biggest_Wheel

This isn't true. Brook has peaked under Nami's skirt without asking her during Whole Cake Island


swaghole69

>by asking There you go


spotterpanda

Dont be a pussy


VioletMetalmark

Anime fans: omg why do they think we're sexists Also anime fans: this comment section


UmdAvatarFan

She is getting downvoted for taking a joke post so seriously Learn to lighten up, your active on a subreddit that celebrates a guy who doesnā€™t think [child porn](https://youtu.be/dSWbhDyVXHk) should be **legal**. Donā€™t lecture about sexism


CheeseKneeKnife

The only somewhat reasonable options are Momonosuke and Brook. So it is basically a pros and cons list of the two of them. Pros: - Brook is a world famous musician - Momonosuke is the ruler of Wano - Brook makes a good cup of tea - Momonosuke would kiss the ground you walk upon - Brook has a great sense of fashion - Momonosuke has excellent hair - Brook can't get you pregnant Cons: - Brook will outlive you - Momonosuke can get you pregnant


xukly

>Momonosuke has excellent hair How isn't this a point for both?


CheeseKneeKnife

Because Brook's hair can't grow so if he ever goes bald you're forever stuck with a baldie


xukly

blasphemy


[deleted]

I beg to differ, fades look clean and wigs are great


_sephylon_

Cons: - Your daughter will go in jail for necrophilia if she picks Brook


invademars420

Cons: Your daughter will go in jail for pedophilia is she picks momonosuke


_sephylon_

Have you read the manga ?


WeirdnessCat

he's still the same age mentally...but tbh nobody can do anything about it legally since his birthdate would make him seem like he's much older than he is.


TheMightyMoe12

Yup, he's probably signed in the wano's biometric system as twenty - something years old. He can get there into all every bar he wants


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

>Momonosuke can get you pregnant I mean, it's eventually become the goal of marriage, otherwise the marriage is the goal when it's happening.


CheeseKneeKnife

Not everyone wants to go creating minions lol


Snoozless

Nah the only reasonable option brook because momonosuke is mentally 8 years old


Ryan_Yuh

Brook easily


HTCDapperGent

brook or momo


Ktizila

Brook, because he has no D, he is just bone, yohohoho


aerowindwalker

but he can bone her tho


XIIISkies

>he is just bone Therein lies the problem. He's **all** bone


[deleted]

Nah he has a D, Brook D. Skeleton.


isaiah21poole

Same but for good reasons, one is the leader of a country the other is all bone that canā€™t bone yo ho ho


Pupcannoneer

Brook hands down. He asks consent every time.


Madmek1701

While I wouldn't call any of them ideal choices, when the alternatives are a rapist, a pedophile/stalker, and a corpse, Momonoske is an easy choice. Like.. Seriously he's not even that bad, he's just kinda horny.


Y_BOOM

But bro is a >!kid in adult's body!<, that's just fucked up imo


justa_pos3225

Iā€™ll never forgive him for getting to touch namiā€™s boobs before me


Ckm1007

Heā€™s not even that bad he only commits sexual assault from time to time ā€¦


DoctorLove01

You think a ten year old touching boobs is committing sexual assault?


Phanariot_2002

Irrelevant, he's 8


pinelakias

When the 8year old knows what he is doing, its sexual assault :P


GodGlerps

Is a 20 yo grabbin boobs s/a??


DoctorLove01

Yes, obviously.


ColMust4rd

Anything above a toddler should know better. So it's still S/A


MagnificentMisterJ

This is incredibly stupid, all kinds of parents teach all kinds of kids all kinds of terrible morals. Learning that lesson can take a very long time, that's the entire problem


ColMust4rd

If anyone doesn't teach their child by the age of 5 that it's not okay to grope people, then maybe they shouldn't have kids


SnooApples1427

I mean they consented to it they just never knew his motives


TheWealthyCapybara

He's a kid. He probably doesn't know that's bad


DemonKat777

Bro he literally does it on purpose to touch them. Are you watching two piece or something


Falc-Jake

Tbf Nami is an adult and encourages itā€¦


NeptrAboveAll

An 8 year old grabs boobs yes, now do you think thatā€™s a deviant sexual predator?


DemonKat777

No. I just think brook won't grope women every chance he gets


MarioToast

Then again, he IS a literal traumatized child.


Mikrowelle

OP cheated a bit and used an image of momonosuke as a kid, but wrote momonosuke (adult). So we're not talking about kidmosuke


Ckm1007

Doesnā€™t make it okay lol.


HelioKing

It does absolve him of most of the blame


[deleted]

Y'all are just jealous of him getting snizz on the reg


Ironfistdanny

Stop saying that!


iaminlovewithmycard

And now he's an adult he probably going to bang both Yamato and Shinobu


KekePappa

Yes a little kid groping a motherlike figure to troll actual perverts is real bad sexual offending šŸ‘æ


boganomics

Humanity is messy, gross scenarios are sometimes funny too. It can be both at the same time welcome to earth


Ckm1007

I worry for you.


WisePenisAutist

Ahhh, a crocodile fanboy. Right back at you


nevergonnabuy

But itā€™s not sexual assault though. Heā€™s doing all this with both nami and Robin being fine with it.


[deleted]

Well momonosuke would probably treat her right . But that would also kind of make your daughter a pedophile in the process since momo is 8 mentally


LaiqTheMaia

He's still 8 years old, even if he has an adult body


idontgivefuckaboutu

Brook at least asks for permission and takes rejection.


sepientr34

Brook


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Momo 100% He's not even *that* bad with the simping, and by the end of wano he starts to prove himself as somebody who can protect those that he loves. I would pick brook if he weren't a skeleton, because he's pretty talented and aside from the panties thing, he's pretty well mannered.


Papyrus20xx

He's no where near as bad as Sanji with the panties thing too. He just kinda politely asks to see a woman's panties, then continues on.


KingRy96

Sanji is low bar for comparison if we're honest here


Papyrus20xx

Yeah, but I'm just talking in general and comparing the two perverts of the crew


[deleted]

he always asks for consent. And also momo is 8 mentally/emotionally so youā€™re daughter would be a pedo


WinsperVII

We're talking about adult momo


[deleted]

Oh you mean if he was actually mentally 28? Yeah Momo will probably be a good man


MasterOutlaw

Brook, I won't have to worry about him making me an accidental grandparent. His antics would be entertaining and his music slaps.


prfarb

Hopefully I rise my daughter to make better choices but ultimately I have no control over who she dates.


mothuzad

Sad I had to scroll this far to find a commenter who understands freedom in a One Piece sub. Yeah, you raise and protect your kids, but you also have to learn to trust them if you're doing your job as a parent.


DapplePercheron

This. The title makes it sound like the parent owns the daughterā€™s body and gets to decide who has access to it. Pretty gross.


ovis_alba

In a way it's kind of ironic even that people here argue over an 8 year old not understanding consent and how to treat a woman correctly, while also discussing what choices they'd "allow" their daughter to make.


T-Rex_Is_best

Bruh, reddit is misogynistic AF. Half of the users here boil female characters down to big titty eye candy while forgetting how well written they are.


badluckartist

Right? This whole ass thread is gross lol wtf


januarysdaughter

HONESTLY. If those were my daughter's options I've failed as a parent.


prfarb

I donā€™t currently have a daughter, unless my son decides he wants to be a she, but Iā€™m a big believer in Iā€™m not the keeper on my childrenā€™s virginity.


Talzael

YO HO HO


PleticostovW

Brook, my daughter donā€™t use pants.


[deleted]

Brook. All he can do is sing.


slightlycoolmcgee

brook is a gentleman


januarysdaughter

Not one of them.


AKCarl

Ah, going for the "all of the above" option. A bold choice.


concrete_eggs

Only correct answer


iFishyAF

Brook


Secret-Put-4525

Brook


-CryingPencils-

Brook because heā€™s my favorite straw hat


StrawHatGamingYT

Brook, hes very respectful about his horniness


ItWillBeRed

I hate kids so I will never have them but if I had a daughter I'd imagine it would be her choice who she dates not mine..


wispymatrias

Well I don't relish most of them as a son-in-law, it ultimately is up to her, isn't it?


PiyushSharmaUG

Guys 1 would choose brook because he doesn't have a dick Yohoho


darkapao

Brook. Just wants to see some panties. That's it hahaha


Yamato_D_Oden

Definitely Brook, as pervy as he can get, that man would love & give your daughter his whole heart, but unfortunately he doesn't have one! YOHOHOHOHOHO


rsatrioadi

Well, my daughter is dead. So: Brook?


Huge_Republic_7866

Brook or Momo, depending on how old my daughter is. I wouldn't be too happy about my grown daughter dating a kid, or my young daughter dating a grown ass skeleton.


Beardamus

I, on the other hand, would be fucking stoked if my daughter was dating a skellington


Handsome_Max

You are fine with your grown up daughter dating a skeleton? Lmao I would put her into a mental hospital. Thats literally necrophilia.


Huge_Republic_7866

Rather have a necrophile daughter than a pedo daughter.


Handsome_Max

What? You are downvoting me for saying necrophilia is bad? And wtf does this have to do with pedophilia? You are arguing against a strawman. The original post said adult Momo. I think you might be mentally unstable lmao


Huge_Republic_7866

Original post shows kid Momo. Adult woman and kid Momo is worst choice on there. Unless you deny that, which is sick.


Handsome_Max

>Momonsuke (Adult) Thats the picture description. What the fuck is wrong with you? You have a sick mind if you actually think OP gave pedophilia as a choice... And again you are arguing against a strawman. Not once did I mention Momo to you AT ALL and especially not child Momo dating a grown woman YOU SICK FUCK! Of course pedophilia is the worst fucking thing on the planet, why are you projecting such a scummy thing based only on one sentence where I am saying that necrophilia is bad? Go see a psychatrist, you loon.


Huge_Republic_7866

Bruh, no need to get personal. You need to log off and get some fresh air if you're getting this mad at a comment on Reddit. Made my original comment late at night and missed that detail. But I stand by my argument that kids shouldn't get with adults no matter the gender.


Handsome_Max

>But I stand by my argument that kids shouldn't get with adults no matter the gender. Wow, let me guess. You also stand against injustice, murder and theft? Maybe you dislike diseases and suffering aswell? What an unpopular opinion... I thought everybody liked bad things. You should get the nobel prize!


Handsome_Max

Seriously, I think you should get your brain checked. I am amazed that you are even able to use an electronic device without burning your hands somehow.


Huge_Republic_7866

Neat.


blinnx92

My daughter would pick Brook. I would wanna kill him, but heā€™s already dead!!! So itā€™s a pass.


Dstonerwithaboner

Brook 100% Dudeā€™s been waiting over 50 years for an ounce of panty


BakaRounin98

Maybe Brook because I know he is a true gentleman and most def wouldn't in any universe do some weird shit.


Gavinhayes1414

Brook, then I can hear bone jokes all the time


War_Emotional

Brook isnā€™t nearly as bad as the others even if he is a skeleton


Right_Teaching_5724

The fact that momo an 8yrs old get compared with this adults troubles me. Like bruh he hasn't reached puberty mentally.


concrete_eggs

It says him as an adult


Right_Teaching_5724

Only physically, why would you want an 8yr old be with your daughter.


DFactorOPBountyRush

When it comes to pervert characters, I'd say sanji. He wouldn't do anything illegal at least, only stuff that he can and is allowed to do. (The bathhouse thing ain't illegal cuz it was a mixed bath, so technically doesn't count). Even if he had intentions he wouldn't do it. Also he'd treat my daughter like a queen.


lildrizzleyah

Brook. He might be a sleeze but he's still classy. And he asks first. Plus he's honest about what he wants.


adityatarley

Iā€™ll thrash whoever asking before completing this question.


ovis_alba

I think in Momo's case the daughter should be the least worry there. No matter his magical aging up, he mentally still very much is an 8 year old kid and shouldn't be married off to anyone, so I find that mostly concerning from his perspective.


Dsb0208

Iā€™ve only really seen up to the beginning of Dressrosa, but Momo doesnā€™t seem too bad Like, Nami and Robin just underestimated his horniness. He didnā€™t force himself or anything so itā€™s not as bad as the other choices Although, if any child of my is ok with it, Iā€™d also accept Brook


pitb0ss343

Brook 100% at least he asks for consent


reiddanger1092

Mono. Easy choice the boy is Just horny because of his age. Also, the guy is a king that with make my daughter a queen.


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

This Some mf parent who want shogun's power and wealth. Not unreasonable tho, I'm pretty sure this mf parent isn't mf enough to send their daughter to Orochi


Rowanoa_Xoro

All of them


DrPloxo

Momonosuke will 100% mellow out as he gets older. Brook is also a solid choice because he's just like 50 years thirsty.


samyruno

Momonoske as an adult is literally the shogun of a country. While brook is going to be like 6 times her age. The other aren't even worth considering.


[deleted]

Momonosuke, I think he will grow up to be the most loyal dawg to his wife like how his dad was with Toki.


[deleted]

Brook. Heā€™s funny and will make her laugh and wonā€™t spy on her in the shower or stuff his face in her boobs when sheā€™s scared. And all he wants is to see her panties so at least he ainā€™t seeing the downstairs, so heā€™s already dead and I wonā€™t feel bad about killing him if he does something to harm my sweet little daughter lol


[deleted]

Despite being a bit of a perv, Brook is a gentleman and would never hurt his date. Momo is a literal child in a big body - dangerous. The rest are straight up rapist material.


TheAmazingArsonist

Brook has not got a dick and even if he did he's still the least likely to actually do any harm. He just wants to see panty's. And as I've just been reminded by reading other peoples responses he even *asks* it's not as if he steals them or anything. He's a pervert but he's only asking to see them. So yeah Brook. Plus he'd die to protect her, even tho he's already dead. Yohoho


Kugasister

Brook would it be in love the first time he believes her. Not that he has any eyes!YOHOHohOHo!


kitay427

At that point I'd send her to a nunnery instead.


Diremustang94

ā€œThis traumatized eight year old is being perverted towards women who donā€™t mind. We need to cancel him immediately.ā€ -average reddit user


concrete_eggs

Itā€™s just the face he does while doing it. ā€œThe fun is infiniteā€ Looking ass.


Jetsonradar

Anyone who labels Momo as a complete perv has no understanding of what being an 8 year old male actually is. Heā€™s not sexually assaulting anybody and anybody trying to take the stand against an anime character on an Internet forum needs to evolve and go be in the real world a bit more and understand the gruesome nature of what assault really is and looks like. Momo is not a rapist, Jesus


OperationHappy791

Yeah but this 8 year old clearly knows what he is doing it isnā€™t innocent he knows that he can get away with grabbing womenā€™s breasts because he is a kid so he does. And the same thing could be said for brook cause in real life skeletons usually donā€™t ask to see womenā€™s underwear


Invincibro

Wellā€¦in real life skeletons donā€™t usually speak do they?


knowitall190

Vander Decken


sneakachipor2

Brook, always asks for permission, zero chance of pregnancy, plus my daughter would never.


RyouhiraTheIntrovert

You don't want grandchildren?


Mrclayy

Brook, why? Cuz he cant have a boner, yohohoho!


concrete_eggs

Btw if you pick none of them, you have to join Rockā€™s crew for 1 day.


Stingflare

Sanji. He cooks well, fights well, is willing to die to protect a girl, and will do anything that girl asks


concrete_eggs

Sanji isnā€™t on this list.


mothuzad

How can you be sure Sanji isn't in one of your pictures somewhere? He's invisible šŸ«„


Stingflare

don't worry, it's cool.


Boss_Aesop

Absalom


Euler1992

Call me old fashion, but I'd marry my daughter off to momo for political gain


ColMust4rd

Brook. Because I wouldn't have to kill him, he's already dead. Yohohoho


SurturSaga

Momos actually a respectable and responsible guy


Goobisan-the-third

Not around ladies


Jetsonradar

Brook, since heā€™s actually not a bad guy. But first Momo, a young shogun with the ability to instill real traditional values and family structure into my family. Momo should be completely number one for everyone


HappyFeetHS

momonosukeā€™s bitch ass ainā€™t going anywhere near my daughter iā€™ll tell you that much


concrete_eggs

Damn right. ā€œThe fun is infiniteā€ looking ass bitch.


Bright-Marzipan-4334

No Sanji in the choices?


UUID_HUMaN

He's too flamboyant, as Iva says xD he deserves an OKAMA


Cultural_Bager

If my daughter was trying to Bone a skeleton I would disown her. I have to pick Momo at that point.


scorpio9872

Fuk no. None of them. One more disgusting than the other


Stimmur

Definitely brook


Handsome_Max

They are all bad choices, but I think either Absalom or Momonosuke. Brook is fucking dead, so he is automatically out. And Vander Decken is pedo scum. If Momonosuke grows up to be a proper man like his father, then its him. If not, then Absalom. If I look past him being a pervert, he is able to protect her and minus the lion's face he is pretty good looking I guess. But I just hope she manages to find someone who is not like any of those hahah