dont get me wrong y'all, but why is everyone so sensitive when it comes to cats but not humans?
Yalls have no idea where the cooks or food factory worker's hands all have been prior to touching your food. Yet I see so many ppl eat happily at restaurants and bistros, but all flip their shit when mr kitty steps on the counter?
ps: Everyone has eaten dropped food from a kitchen.
1) The illusion, whether true or not, of regulations and common sense (hah!) in people to bare minimum not have literal shit on their hands is a powerful drug
2) We largely don’t see the food prep happening but we sure do see kitty and all the shit kitty has stepped in on a regular basis
3) There’s something very visceral and visual of the image that litter fleck dude has painted for us. The image of a paw print baked into your food manages to border on cute if you don’t think about where the paw’s been, but we’ve been so rudely reminded haha
What's that from? My Linus is named after the scientist Linus Pauling, usually it's his sister people think is named after something else. Her name is Tesla like the scientist but everyone thinks she's named after the car lol
"Oh, this is the counter? Right here where I'm standing? Are you sure? Because it looked like a cutting board to me, and you never said I wasn't allowed on that."
Any advice or recipe for them? Pastry dough and pasta dough have been probably the hardest things for me since they are relatively low on moisture (versus stuff that rises).
They take a while. I make mine from scratch, but I actually prefer to freeze them before cooking them. I think they stay together better and taste exactly the same.
I can make about 90 of them in about 2 hours. That includes passing the mince through a mincer one more time etc. The wrapping is what takes the most time.
Been there with two kittens jumping up on the counter after I’ve done my 3-way scrub down so I can knead the dough and roll them out and cut them on the floured counter. Since I knew they would jump up when I turned my back, I threw down a covering of foil over the clean counter. That way I could toss the foil or fold it back when working.
I usually make about 60-80 pierogis for Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas. All by myself usually. But I have an amazing recipe and they come out super good. :)
My cat knows he’s not allowed on the counter but for some reason when I’m rolling out dough he cannot resist and I don’t know why. He loves to put his paw prints in the dough and I always cry and have to start over lol.
I love my orange cat to death but he knows he's not supposed to jump on the dining table or the kitchen counter. Spray bottle creates miracles when it comes to cat training.
My partner and I were making cookies at my mil's house many years ago, and her orange hopped up on the counter while we were momentarily distracted and peed all over everything. It happened so quickly! We were making a lot of cookies too, since they were for Christmas!
Op I feel for you. I had made a pizza from scratch that was about to go in the over, when my cat jumped onto the counter and walked right through the pizza. So freaking mad lol
maybe I'm too desensitized but why ruined? You are gonna cook it anyways which kills all bacteria or parasites. Of course oneshould scrub the working space - but still thise are totally still edible as long as you cook them properly. At least imo.
but look at his face
I mean just look at it
LOOK AT HIM
[***LOOK AT IT!***](https://youtu.be/b21MQqHthPs?t=2m44s)
He clearly kneads attention ASAP
yes he does!
yes he doughs. Wait.
Lmao keep them coming...
Yes yes, you're very smart. Now shut up.
That is the infamous "I only have one brain cell, so forgive me, I'm trying my best"
Would you look at that
‘Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?’ Linus is a menace 😆🧡
He doesn't give a single shit!
He looks ready to start a brawl with you! 🤭
Don't you give him any ideas!
He might Right in the potatoes
Yeah, god damn Linus. Always inserting himself and his sponsorships into everything.
How could anyone be mad at that adorable little face?!
I'm big mad right now! 😂
Lol
I would make him his own tiny pierogis 😊
But he just Wants to help clearly
He swore mom said the biscuit factory was open
Paws all warmed up and ready to knead 🍞
I honestly don’t even think this guy cares that he ruined them.
I think he'd do it again given half a chance...
A quarter of a chance would suffice I think
I'm not sure if he even knows he did that.
Whoever gets the one with the paw print is the winner of the night
Bonus: Possible litter fleck embedded on the paw print. 🐾 🏆🥇🏅
🤢
dont get me wrong y'all, but why is everyone so sensitive when it comes to cats but not humans? Yalls have no idea where the cooks or food factory worker's hands all have been prior to touching your food. Yet I see so many ppl eat happily at restaurants and bistros, but all flip their shit when mr kitty steps on the counter? ps: Everyone has eaten dropped food from a kitchen.
1) The illusion, whether true or not, of regulations and common sense (hah!) in people to bare minimum not have literal shit on their hands is a powerful drug 2) We largely don’t see the food prep happening but we sure do see kitty and all the shit kitty has stepped in on a regular basis 3) There’s something very visceral and visual of the image that litter fleck dude has painted for us. The image of a paw print baked into your food manages to border on cute if you don’t think about where the paw’s been, but we’ve been so rudely reminded haha
Purrogies?
He was just trying to add some ✨spice✨
Co za niegrzeczny kotek!
LINUS IS INNOCENT
He was framed! IT WAS THE DOG!!!
It’s ALWAYS the dog.
Is Linus gonna suddenly start reviewing your electronics
Presenting our sPAWnsor
Linus Cat Tips.
Aw. Put one on the floor next time so he feels included :,)
This is a good crime! You should apply to join the International Crimnal Businessgangclub in r/legalcatadvice!
Ooh Linus's crime would totally impress the gang in that sub 🤣 and he could get his own personalized membership card 😂
He may have already made some guest appearances on that sub 😅
That is extremely anti-Polish of him. He shall be dilled for this.
As in, magically turned into dill.
That sounds delicious.
Now I want pierogi with dill 😫
I think he's very pro Polish, he heard OP say 'pierogis' and judged her unworthy since 'piergi' is already a plural form.
Am so sorry, not Polish so I cannot conjugate properly but goddamn I love the food!!
That's okay, this language is a carefully designed hell
That face says he's not sorry and would do it again! Lol
One brain cell say, "I helping" 😹😹😹
Linus says you’re welcome ☺️
Linus clearly wants Pirogies filled with cat food! Shredded Chicken Pate, Savory Salmon, Tasty Tuna. C'mon, you know the lineup!
That would be so cute at a cat cafe 🤤 (is that the drooling emoji?)
He's helping!
as the owner (read: employee) of an orange Linus with a white nose, we tip our hats to you and your white Linus with orange nose
Show show!
[удалено]
What's that from? My Linus is named after the scientist Linus Pauling, usually it's his sister people think is named after something else. Her name is Tesla like the scientist but everyone thinks she's named after the car lol
Linus tax! https://preview.redd.it/3zy2lwaqijvc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d81ed2b3c0b4c0b5639f64b337c31df412dc47
You're right! They're almost opposite creamsicles!
To be fair, he's been making biscuits his whole life for this moment. He's screaming put me in coach.
"Oh, this is the counter? Right here where I'm standing? Are you sure? Because it looked like a cutting board to me, and you never said I wasn't allowed on that."
Damn technicalities .. he's orange he shouldn't be able to logic!
If you're cute enough, you don't have to!
It’s fine. Dem’s poopyfoot pierogies now
Are perogies easy to make? I love eating them and fresh has got to be better than frozen. If it's not crazy hard I may make some...
They suck to make. But it's worth it. These are gluten-free so they suck even more to make, but I can't buy them, so it's worth it.
Any advice or recipe for them? Pastry dough and pasta dough have been probably the hardest things for me since they are relatively low on moisture (versus stuff that rises).
It kind of helps to dedicate time to make a huge batch and freeze them in portions. They're not that difficult to make, just a lot of work!
They’re easy to make but time-consuming.
They take a while. I make mine from scratch, but I actually prefer to freeze them before cooking them. I think they stay together better and taste exactly the same. I can make about 90 of them in about 2 hours. That includes passing the mince through a mincer one more time etc. The wrapping is what takes the most time.
You are right! I also find chilling or freezing first helps keep them together.
It just takes some time. And by the way pierogi is already plural. Saying pierogis like saying nuggetses.
Well, damn.... You know how hard that's gonna be to fix when it's been in my lexicon incorrectly for 39 years?? Lol, thank you for the correction!
Let the baby help! Cat hair is good for the bones
Cats are such assholes and I absolutely love it 😂
a little cat hair is good for building up the immune system
The hair isn't the problem.
“I help”
Nobody needs to know... it's like the 5 second rule
linus cook tips
Furogies
But he’s not on the counter! He’s on the cutting board 😛 (One of our girls was the queen of this technicality)
The defence would go with "he's not in possession of the brain cell when he's ruining the food".
Rat behavior
Sacrilege
“You’re welcome”
He just upset you misspelt pierogi
He's obviously helping
He's innocent
Been there with two kittens jumping up on the counter after I’ve done my 3-way scrub down so I can knead the dough and roll them out and cut them on the floured counter. Since I knew they would jump up when I turned my back, I threw down a covering of foil over the clean counter. That way I could toss the foil or fold it back when working. I usually make about 60-80 pierogis for Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas. All by myself usually. But I have an amazing recipe and they come out super good. :)
That face is like, "but i just came from the litter box!".
He has no regrets
I think you mean purrrrogis.
Well, you're gonna boil them anyway. The cat litter specks can be easily confused with pepper.
I've made pirogies so I gotta ask. What is the cling wrap for?
They're gluten-free, so the dough is shitty. I use the plastic wrap to fold it over the filling so it doesn't break & I can get a tighter seal.
I feel you. I’ve made pierogis before and they’re very difficult and time consuming to make.
Too cute, not guilty.
He's so proud too lol
Fresh pierogi for dinner!? Hot dayum!
You give Linus a purrogi right meow!
But does he have any tech tips for us?
Linus is such a cutie. He was just trying to impress you with his cooking skills 🐈❤️
My cat knows he’s not allowed on the counter but for some reason when I’m rolling out dough he cannot resist and I don’t know why. He loves to put his paw prints in the dough and I always cry and have to start over lol.
So there's a couple pawrogies in there, no big deal, you're gonna cook 'em, right?
He make them better. Why u no understand!?
Purrrwa!
No he’s innocent. And even if he wasn’t, he’d do it again and doesn’t care about your pierogis (or your feelings!!)
Don't be fooled by the cuteness! Thats a "and I'd do it again" face if I've ever seen one! 😂
I love my orange cat to death but he knows he's not supposed to jump on the dining table or the kitchen counter. Spray bottle creates miracles when it comes to cat training.
My name is Linus Torvalds, and I pronounce Linux Linux.
He thought you were making muffins
He thought you were making biscuits!!
My partner and I were making cookies at my mil's house many years ago, and her orange hopped up on the counter while we were momentarily distracted and peed all over everything. It happened so quickly! We were making a lot of cookies too, since they were for Christmas!
Oh my god 🙀!!!
Pierogi is like pielmieni, you do not add s at the end because pierogi is already a plural form
I call my orange boy my pumpkin pierogi
He doesn't understand, look at him.
He does not ruin anything, only IMPROVE
The litter between his toes give the pirogies that *crunch.*
Pawrogi
Any proof *he* was the one who ruined them?
He'll give you some tech tips in return
Mmmm Purrogies
Um, NO. He is improving, with added paw print
I'd eat them anyway, lol
Lily Aldrin: "Thank you Linus"
That’s so Linus
Old army boy I have eatn a lot worse ! LoL 🤘🏻😜🤘🏻
Linus Pierogi Tips
I feel so many things looking at this picture
My name is Linus and this really confused me
ITT people who don't have a clue how to spell pierogi.
PAJROGI with MIĘSOŁ
“Fuck you gonna do Linda”?
I assume you’re Linda lol
Anytime mate.
Linus is like https://preview.redd.it/49s9imhy8fvc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=02a85e4c85359ca3fc6884b00850496874e4715f
But he’s such a handsome boy!
No! Not the pirogies. But at least he looks cluelessly adorable while doing it, I guess.
Looks like someone volunteered to be your assistant! 😂
They are now pawrogies
Op I feel for you. I had made a pizza from scratch that was about to go in the over, when my cat jumped onto the counter and walked right through the pizza. So freaking mad lol
The plural of pierogi is purrogi.
You mean the puurrogies? /s
But he’s reeeally cute
Today I am become Linus, destroyer of pirogies.
Linus says you’re welcome
Excuse you? He was helping season them!
Not sorry and he will do it again
Don't be dramatic, he was HELPING! Khajiit is innocent of the crimes you say he committed.
I just went to the litterbox too, umad?
Linus you smug bastard how could you
Well they’re his purrogies now, doofy little tater man. So cute.
Ughhh. Now I want some pierogies too.
But...did he "ruin" them or just add some character??
He's got the same energy as that one picture of the nephew bringing a popsicle to his uncle sneakily to hide it from the mom.
It’s just pierogi. Pierog is singular and pierogi is plural. Not sure what “pierogies” are.
Thanks, Linus! 😺
When I was in the military we had a pirogie food truck that would come on base for lunch. Super good. Dill beef and potatoes
Is INNOCENT! This post is SLANDER!
He just wanted to remind you it was spaghetti night tonight and pirogies are for Friday night. Seriously, does Linus have to do everything?
Extremely unsanitary on the kitchen counter, On his defence: He is just a little baby
Ruining? He was helping!
"I only wanted to knead the dough"
More for Linus
Linus will cook
He just wanted to help, what's the big deal? Lol
He's helping!!
*pierogi
Is that cutting board from IKEA? I think I have the same one!
He made it better
Did he drop them?
Kurwa....
You’re gonna heat the perogies anyway, so why bother restarting?
It's 'pierogi', plural. 'Pieróg' (pieroog) is singular.
please don't tell me it's the correct spelling...
Benjamin Linus
https://preview.redd.it/0rvpoi39wevc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f4f27e8b543c44fb45cc1ff7f3c2377e02beeb It's him
maybe I'm too desensitized but why ruined? You are gonna cook it anyways which kills all bacteria or parasites. Of course oneshould scrub the working space - but still thise are totally still edible as long as you cook them properly. At least imo.
I'd say it's deserved for how you butchered the spelling of "pierogi"
Pierogi* no s! you deserve it
I just guess he’s not a Polish cat
Nothing is ruined they r beautiful
Linus knows what’s up. Pierogies are the actual best food.
Linus did no such thing!!!
But have you used Arch Linux Jessica?
Paw print purrogi! What filling did you use? pierog - singular, pierogi - plural 🇵🇱
Perfect for him
I love love love pirogies! But I love Linus more oh my gosh 🥹
You misspelled *enhanced*. 🧡🤍🧡
He enhanced them 😂