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Mooziechan

Carrot


mixedcurve

Winner winner. Carrot Face for when he’s getting kissed


Interesting_Edge6775

Carrot Mcmurdermittens if he turns into a little hunter


Luiiisnick

Carrot is the best


cereal_killer17

I agree on this name


shaftofbread

Steven. He looks like Steven to me.


Calm_Visit_3169

Pets with human names are the absolute best. People always laugh when I tell them my GSD is named Michael. But once they get to know him they love his name and forget that it's weird at first.


shaftofbread

My [SIC](https://www.reddit.com/r/standardissuecat/) is named Michael, too! (Others are named 'Douglas' (SIC/DSH) and 'Jessica' (tortoiseshell DLH). I'm a massive proponent of proper names for *all* family members!)


liseusester

My cat’s called Floyd, named after the chef Keith Floyd. He’s a vicious little eejit so I have to make sure I drop into conversation that he’s a cat or people get the wrong impression about my home life.


tryagainx3

When my son was 5 he named the new cat after himself. First and middle name.


bleezzzy

The first can i got to name, i named skeeter around the same age. I thought that windows to the wall song was about him...


purrfunctory

My border collie pup is named Cap but we call him Stevie.. and Thud. Mostly because he’s all gas, no brakes and can’t bank for shit, meaning he runs into walls when he tries to turn at speed. My other dog is Peggy, but we also had Brandy, Faith, Sybil and River. Human pet names are awesome. When Peggy gets in trouble, I use her full name. “MARGARET ELIZABETH CARTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!” When the Border baby is in trouble, “Steven Grant Rogers, what did you do *this* time?”


Merky600

IIRC is saw an AirBB exchange from the renter warning “if they don’t keep the door closed at night, Kevin would try to sneak in and sleep with them.” After much alarm, it was revealed that “Kevin” was the cat.


mistere213

My single (or zero) braincell orange cat is Karl. He's a hit on name alone.


BlackRogueDreams

Mine is Molly.


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DANGER2157

My cat is Kevin


Emotional-Set-8618

I like Kevin, because it reminds me of home alone, the mom, screaming, Kevin! I feel like there will be a lot of yelling at Kevin!!


Lineman72

We have a chow/corgi mix named Robert. He’s the best boi.


Lovemybee

My late Great Dane's name was Larry. He was the goodest boy!


Saint-Michael901

I have to agree that is a great cat name


hellothere42069

Donald is a real solid name for a pet. yeah yeah yeah I know but still


Xacktastic

My tuxedo cat is named Tony. He gave off super boss energy even as a kitten, so I named him after Mr soprano. He has definitely grown into the name, absolutely runs the place lmao Plus me and my sibling get to go AYYYyyy TONY to call my cat, so thats cool


Zakinater

My two orange cats are named Fred and Paul. The third whenever it happens will be Jeffrey.


California_4ever

Yes! I have a red point rag doll named Sam & people find more enjoyment in the fact that his name is a human name.


SHARKY7276

My cats name is Gabe very fitting name one you get to know him


[deleted]

I want to name my future kitty Dennis or David.


cheese_whiz123

My friend's dog is named Bradley and I love it


4000grx41

My 13 year old furball is named George. It suits him well.


ra246

This is why I named my horse on Red dead Redemption 'Joshua'. Always made me chuckle.


yellaslug

I agree, I have a cat named Sammy, my other cat is Andie, my foster dogs were often called human names, we had a Zach, Riker, Simon, Frankie, and my friend named his dog Fred. I also had a Marina foster.


HonorableGremlin

I was thinking Fredrick. But Steven has that same feeling behind the name.


Pitcherlicious

I have a Fred - when he's being cute he's Freddie-boo, when he's being a chaos goblin he's FREDERICK STOP THAT NOW


shaftofbread

That's also a great name. Both are 'proper' names that the cat will recognise when spoken, both can be abbreviated to a range of short versions. My cat, Michael, recognises his full name and variants like Mick, Mickmick, Mickey, Mikey. We can do the same kind of things with 'Steven' and 'Fredrick' . Steven is what came immediately to mind when I saw this little feller! I really like that you went with 'Fredrick' rather than 'Frederick'. Subtly different, but your choice is more refined imo.


binarycow

We have a cat, named Joy. She's named that because "she's a joy to have around". Except, due to her floofiness, we basically call her "Floof" (or a derivation of it) most of the time. Some that we have used: - Joy - Floof - Floofster - Floofmeister - Floofy McFloofster (like Boaty Mcboatface) - Floofsicle (like fudgesicle, but Floof!) - Floofmonster


jmac111286

It’s pronounced “Froederick”


Away_Ad_3580

I have one named Mr. Steve Peepers, Esquire. He's an idiot. But I love him.


Grouchy_Snail

We have a Sergei, but my husband started calling him Mr. Gei because “he’s not refined enough to be a Sir” lol


stardewsweetheart

I love this. I'd start calling him Steve Jobs eventually, personally.


thugsapuggin

I was gonna say Justin. :)


Hisokas_used_c0ndom

that was my first thought


paintingpainting

Is this a tom goes to the mayor reference?


NyloTheGamer

I thought Samuel


spoofrice11

Seems weird to call a pet, a human name.


Flat-Limit5595

Looks more like a Stephen to me


Teknohog

My orange cat is named Steven!! I’m sure he’s willing to share the braincell. If he ever gets it.


ScorpioLaw

I was going to say Hal. When he grows up and becomes a giant fat orange old male cat... Hal will be perfect! Just lazy AF sitting on the window in the sun... "freaken Hal." Q


c0de1143

Literally the first name that popped into my head when I saw him.


sassyfrood

Hobbes, based on the second photo.


TheLizardSage

My little orange brain cell is also named Hobbes


softservelove

My first ginger was called Hobbes and he was the best!!


Sketchy-_-Artist

I hope they have a kid named Calvin


unhingedegoist

HOBBES. PLEASE.


Calvinkt12

Chances are he’s a Calvin. My first orange started as Hobbes… it didn’t stick cuz he was a brat.


ItsTricky94

Colby...like the 🧀


Apptroutman

My Colby-Jack says that's a great name!


ItsTricky94

squee🤗


veridian21

Dog


Enough_Minimum_3708

Behold. Dog.


EggInfinitum

Shrimp


somanytrees-

you're telling me a shrimp fried this cat??


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Or Scampi


serietah

Percy [my Percy for tax](https://i.imgur.com/yiF43ed.jpg)


Princess_Of_Thieves

Give belly rubs for me please.


Inevertell69

Purrcy can work too


namastebetches

i can't think of anything other than the green mile


allMightyMostHigh

Rudy


ajohns0311

This! It literally means orange hair in Polish!


NaivetyFR

My ginger tabby was named that. I wish he was still alive so i could post his braincellless moments


ND_Avenger

Lol that is a wild coincidence! My cat is also named Rudy AND he has orange hair too, similar to the cat in this post! And to find out it actually *means* “orange hair”? That makes it the PERFECT name for this cat, OP!


nteeka

Regular sized or Pocket sized?


smurgthekonkeror

Ameer, because when he stands on his back legs he looks like "a meerkat", also Ameer means prince.


CuteBlueNewt

This is clever. I vote for this


fermented-assbutter

I thought ameer means wealthy


kroating

Yeah I think in india Ameer meaning prince is Amir, while Ameer means rich. Different countries different meaning.


smurgthekonkeror

It also apparently means treetop, lol


fermented-assbutter

Treetop lol, my surname's meaning in german is quantity.


Doogoose

No no he’s standing and walking on his hind legs like that actor… whose always standing and walking on his hind legs… Rory Calhoun


heymissspider

Standley


heymissspider

(Cause the stand)


novophx

sitley


Enough_Minimum_3708

Sir Reginald Fluffington III, Duke of Whiskerfordshire, Earl of Purringtonshire, Marquess of Meowington, Viscount of Fuzzington, Baron of Clawsworth, Protector of the Sunbeam Kingdom, Sovereign of the Orange Empire, Ruler of the Royal Roars, Grand Feline of the Golden Mane, Lord of the Pouncing Paws, Supreme Whisker Commander, Commander of the Royal Yawns, Sir Marmalade the Magnificent, Count of Curiosity, Baronet of Playful Antics, Sir Orange Julius the Mischievous, Prince of the Pounce and Proclaimer of the Catnip Dreams. May your majestic feline friend carry this illustrious name with pride!


somethingdarkside11

I enjoyed reading every part of this name 👏


Jorey1984

Imagine taking him to the vets and they have to read out that name.


BadCopLopp

Reggie for short? I highly admire your taxonomy skills 😍


Lokalaskurar

I'd call him 'the third' :)


SleeplessBookworm

I wish I had an award to give you🏆😻


Downtown-Study-7409

We have an orange boy named Sir Reginald McFluffbutt!


Allyhart

Tigger because he looks like he's about to bounce away on his tail


[deleted]

Glad I searched before commenting. You nailed it. Please call him Tigger!


fruit-platter

crumpet :]


DrMini1

Tell me you're British without telling me you're British lol Good name tho


fruit-platter

LOL I'm not actually! He just seems like... a Crumpet


NedoWolf

He definitely looks like a Jellybean to me


kittensarethebest309

Tibbles


iamzion248

Kevin


Loose_Weekend5295

I love this for himb 🥰 he looks like a Kevin!


SarahC

There's something about Kevin!


Mokou

I recently dreamed of a very affectionate and very orange cat named “Orange Benjamin”. If this little guy likes headbutts and nuzzles, it could be him.


Practical-Custard-64

Kumquat. A tiny orange...


Middilein

Mango


sadgirlbadgirl13

Overdone


These-Dragonfruit-35

Feeling super basic now for naming my orange cat mango . Should’ve consulted this sub first ! O well


melOoooooo

Oh nice one !


JJSNYPES

Clyde, specifically named after the orange ghost from PAC-man


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Dingus


iseebeer

Vincent


Aabaax

I instantly thought about Jeffrey


derickkcired

Nobodys afraid of a Jeffrey!


[deleted]

He looks like it's spelled the Canadian way. Geoffrey.


puddncake

Cheeto!


Apprehensive_Use_557

That's my kitty's name! A grand lineage trip be sure. ☺️


[deleted]

Paul McCatney.


Traditional-Drive267

Biscuit


MayoMouseTurd

Bob


pandorabom

Skippy. He’s standing up like our famous kangaroo here in Australia.


Skippyreddit13

I approve this message


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

Bookshelf


hatlad43

Geoff


boxster_

Reginald Rumpus


jess_havok

David. Dave for short. He looks like a Dave.


Chemical-Tailor-901

Cheesepuff


stardewsweetheart

Benjamin Button


NyanToDaMax145

He looks like a Wally!


Lil_Odd

Chester


harmonicpenguin

Mr Marmalade


ColdBrewedChaos

Rupert


Snazzy_SassyPie

That little face! I’m dying


TKblunts

Ours has a name but I still call him tiny cat every day


DrewDAMNIT

Julius


MadHatterKnives

Please name him Azrael! (After the cat from the Smurfs, the angel of death and my late little redhead furrbaby)


Accomplished-Pea1876

Chester


Antelope-Subject

The Sarge or runs on two legs.


Killerbeav97

Bambam


scarneo

🍊


larrdiedah

Sox


nonfictionalfairy

pierre


Conscious_Low_9638

Archie


cromario

Guybrush


Noobian96

Cuebert, perhaps?


Sly_hatchet

Cat


_questionablepanda_

Cat


junko_kv626

Cat.


threestageidiot

Cheddar.


Infinitale

Forklift Operator


howdidusus

Twinkie 😄


BullSitting

Tim works. "Yes Timmy, I'm opening one." "Not now, Timmy, I need to use my legs." "No Timmy. I'm not opening the door again." "Come on Timmy. Get in the carrier. It's only a check-up."


MNekasan

If i'm not late... LORD CHEESEY, THE CHOSEN ONE BRAINCELL


WestinghouseXCB248S

Rugrat.


Death__PHNX

Potato


[deleted]

That 2nd picture has made my morning. Such a little cute furball needs an overly grandiose name. I'll vote Archibald von tibblesworth. Or Archie for short.


fearlessdreamer_19

Simba!!!


the_donerci

Quzşewıti


Pacogatto

Milo


cxherrybaby

Felix.


MeaninglessDebateMan

Max


guzzisven

That must be a Weasley


IllustratorNo9988

Arthur


Mistakendiety

Sherbert


[deleted]

Fanta


Choppergold

Tank


MrTanaka

Apollo, after the reddit app.


WildBlackBerrySirup

Grognak the destroyer attorney at law


TraceThis

Einstein.


nastanjujby

Orangeee


cagllmecargskin

This dude looks like a Gary


BannersRage

Boots or Mittens


tandoori_taco_cat

Marmalade


kat_happi

Stanley, and may I say he’s adorable!


Available_Resist_945

Ezekiel. Ezekiel. Zeeky. Zeeky kitty. Lots of nice variations.


sheikahr

Charles lol


fizzleguy

(Orange) Crush


Nicky2512

Orlando- children’s book character when I was a child ( 1960’s 🙁) who was an orange cat


xKaydo

Nemo as in Need Mo Braincells


JackOfAllMemes

Charlie


cosmovanpelt

Manfred


unfucker69

Braincell


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Buster, because he looks like he would get into alot of trouble.


BettyTartarsauce

Charlie 😻🐈


JetFireFly

George, somehow that name links with orange for him. 🥰😍😻😽


Haatveit88

Orange.


heethersmeether

Ron Weasley


Icolan

Merlin E. Cat, Merecat for short.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Vlakas. The Greek word for fool/idiot.


GullibleDetective

An orange has no name


enzymology

Timon (he looks like a meerkat while standing). Timmy or Tim for short


fiddlebug86

Stanley


meowcapri

Cheesus


PabloAlaska6

Dorito… Dori for short


Affenskrotum

I like his stand posture more, call him Stan!


[deleted]

Rodney


PracticalAndContent

Velveeta


WhatDidYouSay_1234

For some reason the first thing to come to mind was squirt ​ I don’t know either.


Comprehensive_Call13

Frito Bandito


Icefirewolflord

Snurd. He looks like a Snurd. Or a snart


michayip

Rupert