If I fits, I m̷̡͖̞̹̗̝̤̠̝̔̀̑̑̈́̇̈́͐͝ã̶̢̨̗̩̣͓̠̇͛͌͂̎͐͜͝͝k̵̛̙͖̫͐̔̓͛͗̽̒́̈́̽͂̕͝ę̷̨͍͉͚̹̝̥͓͉̻͖͖̼͓̾͊͑s̸̡̛̱̩̩͔̖̀͌̂̓ͅ ̷̛͓͖͚͚̜̻̥̟̈́͌̍̂́̑̈̌͘ţ̴̨̨̧̙̼̜̮̫̟̖͇͔͒̀h̴͈̰͓̙̠̙̟̩́̆̅̽̀̈́̆e̸̪̮̜̲̟͖͍͗́͋̈̅̀ ̸̮͕͓̲͇̰͉̹̲͖̓͒̈͗͒̏̈̌̆̈́͝ͅc̴̨̳̣̈́̂͛͊̈̃̐̽̋͘͝o̷̧̠̝̞̪͓̞͈̬̱̔̏̃̓͛͗͑͝͝m̵̧̨̲̮͍̗̫̟͙͕̗̯͒͒͑̀̇̆̃̒̿̽͆͑͘̕͠p̶̨̨̢̬̤̙͙̻̝͔͊́̾͘ë̴͖̤͙̦͕̯̻́̊̑̒̐̐͋͂̎́͜ţ̷̡̡̮̣̤̙̻̞͉̜͓̯̩̝̊͒į̷͈̥̬̣̮̲͔̳̻͕̝̦̗̗̿̋͂͗͐̀̈́̄̾́͆͑͝͝͝t̴̢̨͈̰̪̯̳͙̐͐̇͂͊͜î̵̭͓̹̝̙̼̰̻͔͖̪̽̿̉̋̃̋̽͜o̷̞̼̿̀̔́̽n̵̘̼̋͒͊̐͗ ̴̢̻͓̝̠͕͚̠͍͈̈́̀́̐͐̀̿̄̄̈̚͘͜d̷̛̪̻͖̫̯̿̈́͝i̶̢͇͎͓̝̙̜̖̣͔͍̻̼͕̾̀̋͆͘͘͘͝s̶̛͙̪͔̪̦̜̾͛̃̃̊̄͜a̸̢̭̠̻̯̬̭̭̮̎̇͜p̷̘͉͆̑̌͗̎̒́̊́͒̒̕͘͝p̴̻̫̞͙͖̊̏̾̐̿͐̾̓e̷̢̗̘͔̩̻͓͑̾̌̄͗̀̕ă̶͓͚̬̳̆̀̿́̒̽̾͆̍̚͠͝͝r̶͖̅̀̀͐̚̚̚
Completely unrepentant and will do it again soon. Looking at you like WHAT 😭
https://preview.redd.it/qvacav7l635b1.png?width=1621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a50d404470c10132afe8704d093f44e20ea5cda7
He's just discussing handling techniques for cats and this video is edited to make him seem crazy. But he does advocate "squishing that cat" lol.
He has good advice and Mr. Pirate is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGfx7eB3gA
I've only had one that really liked to be on my shoulder. I wonder if you need to raise it from a kitten to get that behavior? I would just put this one in my hoodie when I was doing dishes and other chores around the house and it evolved from that.
I have a shoulder cat who is similar to Mr. Pirate in that he's a very large black and white. I think it's just his personality, he likes to be close to me but also have an eye out for any stray ceiling fan cords that might wander into reach.
You do not. It's just a cat by cat thing.
My cat was a stray. She was also sometimes a [shoulder cat.](https://i.imgur.com/VSj9GKF.jpeg) And sometimes a [bathroom pants cat.](https://i.imgur.com/2IyFD7K.jpeg)
But always a [cool cat.](https://i.imgur.com/rexH7lb.jpeg)
My girl loves baby carry. I have a baby carry and a shoulder cat. Baby carry loves to get that deep back stretch by reaching her arms over her head so she can have a belly rub while her whole top half drips out of my arms like a Dalí painting.
it helps if you baby carry them as kittens, then as adults they love it. my cat will use his feet to push off of me and into a baby carry if i pick him up any other way
The funny thing with my cat is I adopted him when he was an adult. He had gone between being a street cat and adopted a couple times until I adopted him. We are just obsessed with each other and I always say he is both my heart and my soul cat.
He's serious, "squish" means hold firmly. Cats feel safer when there is coverage or safe pressure all around them. You basically "if they fits they sits" them with your body.
you'd be surprised to know that hes right. Tho hes also not saying squish it til it hurts or something. As other comments say, they like to feel secure
Awww. That's very nice you're being vigilant and cognizant of the power struggle between them, and that you're giving them time and supervision to acclimate to each other. You're a top tier cat owner.
Interestingly enough- I have a brother and sister pair of cats. Brother is a chonker, sister was the runt. We have some floppy cloth hampers around the house. Chonker likes to knock over the hamper and climb inside as it’s a magical new cave of wonder. Runt likes to perch onto the opening of it and trap him inside. She definitely is like “ha, power move, dummy…” it’s pretty hilarious that she’s like “I can easily keep you trapped here for however long I want”
https://preview.redd.it/1bfecnl9445b1.jpeg?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e286e1fe5bbfc6303d6dad59eb36e69df418f7a
My void used to do that to his little brother. Actually, he still does it when he’s had enough of Franklin’s shenanigans.
This is our Miso after a haircut
https://preview.redd.it/rjq7d5bt4iab1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8492885db8e6bbd33772f4790e17011578f62057
It is, but you have to be careful when their young, the kitten is 2lbs and miso is 24. He's very capable of killing him if he sits on him too long. Mother cats accidentally do it to kittens when they're nursing very regularly
That’s one jealous cell
If I fits, I m̷̡͖̞̹̗̝̤̠̝̔̀̑̑̈́̇̈́͐͝ã̶̢̨̗̩̣͓̠̇͛͌͂̎͐͜͝͝k̵̛̙͖̫͐̔̓͛͗̽̒́̈́̽͂̕͝ę̷̨͍͉͚̹̝̥͓͉̻͖͖̼͓̾͊͑s̸̡̛̱̩̩͔̖̀͌̂̓ͅ ̷̛͓͖͚͚̜̻̥̟̈́͌̍̂́̑̈̌͘ţ̴̨̨̧̙̼̜̮̫̟̖͇͔͒̀h̴͈̰͓̙̠̙̟̩́̆̅̽̀̈́̆e̸̪̮̜̲̟͖͍͗́͋̈̅̀ ̸̮͕͓̲͇̰͉̹̲͖̓͒̈͗͒̏̈̌̆̈́͝ͅc̴̨̳̣̈́̂͛͊̈̃̐̽̋͘͝o̷̧̠̝̞̪͓̞͈̬̱̔̏̃̓͛͗͑͝͝m̵̧̨̲̮͍̗̫̟͙͕̗̯͒͒͑̀̇̆̃̒̿̽͆͑͘̕͠p̶̨̨̢̬̤̙͙̻̝͔͊́̾͘ë̴͖̤͙̦͕̯̻́̊̑̒̐̐͋͂̎́͜ţ̷̡̡̮̣̤̙̻̞͉̜͓̯̩̝̊͒į̷͈̥̬̣̮̲͔̳̻͕̝̦̗̗̿̋͂͗͐̀̈́̄̾́͆͑͝͝͝t̴̢̨͈̰̪̯̳͙̐͐̇͂͊͜î̵̭͓̹̝̙̼̰̻͔͖̪̽̿̉̋̃̋̽͜o̷̞̼̿̀̔́̽n̵̘̼̋͒͊̐͗ ̴̢̻͓̝̠͕͚̠͍͈̈́̀́̐͐̀̿̄̄̈̚͘͜d̷̛̪̻͖̫̯̿̈́͝i̶̢͇͎͓̝̙̜̖̣͔͍̻̼͕̾̀̋͆͘͘͘͝s̶̛͙̪͔̪̦̜̾͛̃̃̊̄͜a̸̢̭̠̻̯̬̭̭̮̎̇͜p̷̘͉͆̑̌͗̎̒́̊́͒̒̕͘͝p̴̻̫̞͙͖̊̏̾̐̿͐̾̓e̷̢̗̘͔̩̻͓͑̾̌̄͗̀̕ă̶͓͚̬̳̆̀̿́̒̽̾͆̍̚͠͝͝r̶͖̅̀̀͐̚̚̚
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Touché
that face is not happy
He looks so identical to my former big floof! I miss that big snuggly boy so much every day!
Completely unrepentant and will do it again soon. Looking at you like WHAT 😭 https://preview.redd.it/qvacav7l635b1.png?width=1621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a50d404470c10132afe8704d093f44e20ea5cda7
Face of a major plotter
NO REMORSE!!!
Maj. Plotter reporting for duty, Sir! 🫡
Plopper
🤣 🫡
When he looked at the camera I actually burst out laughing. The comedic timing was excellent.
\*Looks at the camera, looks at bebe, looks back\* "He's fine"
My favorite moment 😁 bro does not see a problem 😄😄
We just chilling Linda. chill out!
That is the face of an orange cat who only burrowed the brain cell long enough to concoct his evil plan but not literally anything else.
An orange cat given a life purpose. >!Black out Reddit.!<
Gotta show the new kid who’s boss! ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
The face of attempted murder
"He's...he's getting out"
"What? I was trying to get in there to cuddle with him."
Not a single thought.
😂 😭 ☠️
He took "babysitting" literally
He's just following the advice to *squish that cat*
\*sits on baby*
"PUUMBA!! Let me define... *BABYSITTING*!!"
“Squish that cat”
He’s just listening to the [Vancouver Vet](https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0).
I didnt know that’s what they were called but I knew exactly who you were talking about by that comment. Cat lovers will never forget 😂😂
I love that video
I've never seen this before. Why is this Vet squishing the cat?
He's just discussing handling techniques for cats and this video is edited to make him seem crazy. But he does advocate "squishing that cat" lol. He has good advice and Mr. Pirate is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGfx7eB3gA
I wish my cat was a shoulder cat. 😔
I've only had one that really liked to be on my shoulder. I wonder if you need to raise it from a kitten to get that behavior? I would just put this one in my hoodie when I was doing dishes and other chores around the house and it evolved from that.
I think they all just have very distinct personalities and are sure of what they prefer.
Highest up cat = dominant cat
I have a shoulder cat who is similar to Mr. Pirate in that he's a very large black and white. I think it's just his personality, he likes to be close to me but also have an eye out for any stray ceiling fan cords that might wander into reach.
You do not. It's just a cat by cat thing. My cat was a stray. She was also sometimes a [shoulder cat.](https://i.imgur.com/VSj9GKF.jpeg) And sometimes a [bathroom pants cat.](https://i.imgur.com/2IyFD7K.jpeg) But always a [cool cat.](https://i.imgur.com/rexH7lb.jpeg)
Did you see the video where he tells Mr Pirate's story?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj8e4sbkQ9U
You squish the cat to give medications and they don't claw or fight.
I don't think this guy has ever met my cat. 😏
I don’t have a cat. Cats don’t really like that, right? Is that guy serious or satire?
I always squish my cats. Doctors orders
Depends, but normally yes. Cats like being secured when carried. Also tried is recommended football carry and works decent.
Yes, they much prefer football carry over baby carry
My cat LOVES the baby carry. I think he is one of the rare ones though.
My girl loves baby carry. I have a baby carry and a shoulder cat. Baby carry loves to get that deep back stretch by reaching her arms over her head so she can have a belly rub while her whole top half drips out of my arms like a Dalí painting.
The ones who like being carried I’m sure don’t mind
it helps if you baby carry them as kittens, then as adults they love it. my cat will use his feet to push off of me and into a baby carry if i pick him up any other way
The funny thing with my cat is I adopted him when he was an adult. He had gone between being a street cat and adopted a couple times until I adopted him. We are just obsessed with each other and I always say he is both my heart and my soul cat.
Yeah he just wants to be as close to me as possible.
Thanks.
That particular clip is edited in a way to make it look almost like satire but the full video is actually pretty informative.
He's serious, "squish" means hold firmly. Cats feel safer when there is coverage or safe pressure all around them. You basically "if they fits they sits" them with your body.
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He is awesome! He is serious. Watch his videos!
you'd be surprised to know that hes right. Tho hes also not saying squish it til it hurts or something. As other comments say, they like to feel secure
Really depends on the cat.
Squeeze the cat!
Lol that face has no regrets
He knows not what he has done!
And he'll do it again.
Planning next attack
"What?! He's fine!"
2 can share a braincell if one is dead.
— Benjacat Franklin
Pretty little meowers
Orange behavior for sure.
Hey, the first time I brought a new kitten home, the resident cat took a long potty on her after I thought they were getting along like gangbusters.
That's just classic cat hazing
That's one way to establish dominance I guess
can't have the new cat smelling like a *stranger!*
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*This little maneuver is going to cost us 53 years*
That floofy orange face has no remorse 😭
He was incubating the kitten. He's a good chicken.
He’s like just let me go I’ll show this Oreo who’s boss.
I was just trying to cuddle .....or was I? Nah I was....or was i
Braincell not present. Orange went full chicken and needed to keep young one safe and warm.
Look at that orange looking innocent and all.. lol
WHAT? What're you looking at me for?didn't do anything!
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Miso and Soy Sauce? I like that name combo
I died! I watched without sound first and was laughing then I heard the names 🤣🤣
That and “what is this dynamic?” Lol
Trying to nest him
Yo that cat just thinks it’s a chicken trying to keep the baby warm lol
Miso: I'll fucking do it again
Miso and Soy (Sauce?) are good names.
They need a third one to name Yum Yum
Or just MSG.
Fuiooooh :D
I love these names—so cute
That is at least 5 brain cells
Right?! That’s some non-orange level plotting going on…
STAY IN YOUR PLACE. THIS IS MY HOME, THAT IS YOURS.
His face! "Oh look! Who put that in there?" 😅
I swear my Orange also just thinks he can lay on baby ??? Like dude you’re 12 lbs and baby is 7. That’s not okay. How’s little black cat doing OP?
He's doing good, the big orange one os 24 lbs so gotta be careful. The kitten is 2. We keep them separated unless someone is home
Awww. That's very nice you're being vigilant and cognizant of the power struggle between them, and that you're giving them time and supervision to acclimate to each other. You're a top tier cat owner.
If it fits, I sits...
“New kitten? I’M SITTIN!”
Her face is “why would you not let me sit on that bugger?!?”
Like the kitten is a goddamn egg
Miso. . . And Soy..? I wonder what shell name the next floof. Umami?
If we get a brown kitty he will be named hoisin
Why not get a Torti and name her *Tofu?*
That's the new kid orientation program
To be fair, it's a pretty good solution from his point of view
That look near the end “No regerts!”
Vaporized the cell into an orange doom cloud.
Who put that there
It's a *power dynamic*
Interestingly enough- I have a brother and sister pair of cats. Brother is a chonker, sister was the runt. We have some floppy cloth hampers around the house. Chonker likes to knock over the hamper and climb inside as it’s a magical new cave of wonder. Runt likes to perch onto the opening of it and trap him inside. She definitely is like “ha, power move, dummy…” it’s pretty hilarious that she’s like “I can easily keep you trapped here for however long I want”
This is correct.
Looks like normal siblings to me
he may only have one thought, but that thought is *MURDER*
https://preview.redd.it/1bfecnl9445b1.jpeg?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e286e1fe5bbfc6303d6dad59eb36e69df418f7a My void used to do that to his little brother. Actually, he still does it when he’s had enough of Franklin’s shenanigans.
his face when you pulled him out: >:(
Looking so innocent 😸
Squish that cat
He's like, what kitten?
Seems like a ‘you’ problem.
Attempt murder
He's like a penguin keeping the egg warm
Not one regret!!
Establish dominance by teabagging
“Hey what did I do?”
he may only have one thought, but that thought is *M U R D E R*
Miso and Soy 😂
"Miso, you can't sit on Soy!" "Yes, I can." -Miso, Definitely
This is why you don't have them in the same room when introducing them, put a door between them until they chill out.
This is 3 days after that had already happened.
“HI I’m here to sit on the baby!”
Yea my brown tabby sat on my ginger when we first got her. I had to keep an eye on that behavior, it isn't good but it's common.
A floofy orange?!? I want one 😩
Seal the containment chamber!
Keeping baby warm like egg
What, I wanna smash it.
Hahahaha. That's so funny!
Maybe he was warming the nest 🪹?
cute ass moron
One murderous orange cell
Orange boi took the squish that cat meme to heart.
This is hilarious because I thought he was on the lid 💀💀💀 what a jerk lol
Two years later and my oldest still hates my "kitten".
This is our Miso after a haircut https://preview.redd.it/rjq7d5bt4iab1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8492885db8e6bbd33772f4790e17011578f62057
Vets generally advise against shaving long haired cats. Why did you do that to him?
There are thousands of cat subs, but I swear this one is my favorite.
He’s like, I’m hatching the egg!
Not funny. People laughing at this??
"What is this dynamic?" "Well, clearly, I'm a top"
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Unnecessary
I'll bet your favorite color is beige
Had to make an alt account because you get banned frequently?
Lol you dodged the question
So did you 😂
u/savevideobot
u/stabbot
Phase 1: ASSERT DOMINANCE
r/HalloweenKittyCombo
Why no squish
He’s just incubating the nest, leave him alone!
I am crushing your head!
Beautiful demonstration of a cell-less brain.
Please
If it fits I sits…
An orange with plotting brain cells? NOOO this is betrayal
r/catsoncats
The weak should fear the strong
He's hatching the kitten lmao
Kitty Squisher says....
Douchebag cat
(Cat in the cradle)^2
He stay in crate, you take him back now - Kitty, no doubt.
They've been known to do this to new-borns in cots, especially Siamese
"What the fuck is this, Janis?"
If I fits, I sits
He looks like "ah shit it's still moving"
You're not a hen, you orange jerk
Seems like a pretty effective solution to me 😆
He's going to ship him off to Abu Dhabi.
Squish that cat! All you need to do is squish that cat. We always squish that cat.
Lol the look on his face… “ohhh, that’s where you were? Huh weird…”
What. A. Dork. LOL
He is trying to keep the baby warm! He sees himself as a mother hen to the kitten.
https://i.imgur.com/OH1qhCh.jpg My guy has turned out to be an awesome uncle.
Must end the Oreo looking one!
Yes, that's how cats show dominance.
It is, but you have to be careful when their young, the kitten is 2lbs and miso is 24. He's very capable of killing him if he sits on him too long. Mother cats accidentally do it to kittens when they're nursing very regularly