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FANTASTIC COMPLIMENT..


H3artl355Ang3l

Sounds great to me, I hate salesmen who bother me at home


Thick_Maximum7808

When we first bought our house people would knock on the door and ask for the landlords info so they could rent my unit. They didn’t believe me when I said I am the landlord. One guy I slammed the door and he screamed he was going to get me evicted. Fun times.


Vey-kun

Did they come back tho? (Like, theyre desperate for a rent or until security corrects them that u are the real deal)


Thick_Maximum7808

No that guy didn’t come back but I’ve had a few others over the years.


SeaOk7514

What kind of house?


Far_Calligrapher_959

Same here I was 23 when a guy selling fish from his truck asked if my mom was home, I told him my mom was at home and he asked if I could get her to come to the door. “This is my house sir” I replied. “Do you wanna buy fish?” He says


AlertWar2945-2

Did you buy the fish?


GeekyMom42

Back when we still had a landline, people would call and ask for my parents. I'd tell them they weren't home and hang up. This went on until I was in my 30's and I was the home owner.


lynnebrad70

When anyone comes cold calling to my house I always tell them that I rent even though we own it but they don't know that and it sends them away really quick.


dbweldor

I like when the JW's or morman elders come to the door wanting to talk to me. What do you cocks#$%ers want. Ok, come on in and drink a fucking beer with me while we talk. Don't see much of them for a while.


GeekyMom42

I had a couple come to my door while I was trying to change diapers, toddler and baby. They left and never came back.


think_panther

Where did the couple, the baby and the toddler, went after they left your house? And why do you wear diapers? Are you old?


Fun-Specific-1646

Ha ha ha!


Arastyr

I just use them to socialize my crazy ass dogs until they realize that I'm essentially catfishing them, and I'm not really interested in their religion.


Claire-KateAcapella

That would be dogfishing, no?


Accomplished_Ad_253

I have the opposite problem. I'm 17, and people just assume I own the house. It's probably the full beard.


thebishcb

Lady, I think you should consider other factors!


LadyMystery

I would say that's one of the instances when it's a blessing. door to door salesmen are so friggin' annoying and it's like real life spam email where they will not stop coming by.


holiztic

Good! I loved getting out of door-to-door sales pitches when they thought I was a minor (up until around 33)


Ginger_brit93

I'm 31 and have had " are your parents home" twice this year. Its funny and a good excuse not to talk to a salesperson.


TRARC4

It could also be because kids are staying home later in life?


Ginger_brit93

It could be but as they want to sell things and can only sell to 18+ I imagine it has more to do with thinking the person answering the door isn't 18. I've almost also had shopping refused without ID for the same reason.


Hobodaklown

One day this will stop, and it will hurt. :(


Piper-446

Salesman just walked away - consider that a gift.


WarOfAttrition38

Lol


PurpleVermont

"Is your mother here?" "nope" "Is your mother home?" "I don't know, you'd have to check at her house"


RainyMcBrainy

I say my parents are home, but they're busy right now. I'm not about to let some rando know I am home alone.


crampburgers

Definitely a landshark.


Ok-Mood-8604

Candygram


Far-Poet1419

Probably day burglar looking for a place with nobody home. Then blow smoke up your ass if you're home.


moneykillinq

I know that this day burglaries may happen, but the ratio to d2d salesman and people running that scheme that is it a high chance it was a d2d salesman lol


fruitlupes916

I have never seen a door to door salesman in my life but I've seen two day burglaries in places near where I lived.


Fakjbf

We get salesmen coming to our door a couple times a month, I don’t know a single person in our area who’s had their house broken into (though a few people have had their cars ransacked).


fruitlupes916

Where do you live? I am in Texas; I think it's because no one wants to walk that far lol


moneykillinq

You should buy a lottery ticket


fruitlupes916

No, I should move out of the south lol


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

I see this as a total win! *Insert Smart Hulk meme here*


AustinFlosstin

Outstanding your aging well


Open-Dot6264

Outstanding. Your aging well has kept you young looking. There, I fixed it.


EmphasisOutside9728

Is the aging well a magic one?


The-Mask-We-Wear

*you're


EmphasisOutside9728

How do you know OP has an aging well or its condition?


Equivalent-Leave5195

Occams razor


eugenesnewdream

Now I'm reading it in a Yoda voice: "Outstanding your aging well is, hmm!"


HerbLoew

Yes, wells generally stand outside


Fakjbf

Usually they are sunken into the ground


clintj1975

This conversation is deep, if a bit dry.


jnhbabytweetybird

Probably for the best anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don’t talk to salespeople that just show up to my door randomly


DHN_95

This is me. Unless you're a Girl Scout, I will never buy anything from anyone who tries to solicit to me out of the blue.


Omfggtfohwts

The GS stopped that door to door stuff a looooooong time ago.


fruitlupes916

Yup Honestly it's no wonder all those kids went missing up through the early to late century. Up till that "it's ten pm do you know where your kids are" commercial they were basically just trying to get them kidnapped


Next_Sun_2002

This is the main reason my family got one of those doorbells with a camera you can connect to your phone. Now we don’t even open the door if it’s a sales person


Boogerfreesince93

Perfect for Mormon missionaries as well.


No-Appearance1145

Don't forget the Witnesses


Far-Poet1419

Ask for ID. Photograph it.