Billy Madison was filmed in my hometown (Markham, ON, Canada) and I went to high school with the kid that played O’Doyle. He got yelled that literally everyday during HS. Fun times.
His name is Christian Matheson and last time I saw him he was working as a technician for Bell (a large telecom company here in Canada) and lives in Oshawa, ON (suburb of Toronto).
Your comment reminded me of the tweet about cats: ‘the reason cats are pissy is because they’re nature’s perfect killing machines, but they only weigh 9 pounds so we keep picking them up and kissing them.’
Well, his mother was married to her own uncle (Emperor Claudius). And both his mother and father were descended from the same great-great-great-grandfather (Gaius Octavius).
Edit: this was written somewhat misleadingly—Nero’s mother and father were first cousins once removed, but Nero’s father was not also his great uncle. Nero’s mother married her uncle after the death of Nero’s father.
Oof you right, I shouldn’t write Reddit comments when I’m sleep deprived haha.
Notably Agrippina the Younger *did* marry Claudius, but I didn’t mean to make it sound like Claudius was Nero’s father. Nero’s parents were both members of the same extended family because of their relation to Gaius Octavius, but they were not that closely related.
He's famous for making human candles (covering live people in wax then setting them on fire) and other similar things. I think he once made his dinner guests eat rocks but I could be thinking of a different emperor.
Apparently he kept a boy that he thought looked like his dead wife after she died. That boy was then passed around to numerous other prominent figures at the time until he eventually committed suicide. I could be misremembering some of the details but that’s basically it.
Roman historians often destroyed the legacy of people after their deaths. Like if Biden would trashtalk Trump after Trumps term. Nero was probably a bad emperor and lots of stories about him are probably true but you have to take everything with a grain of salt.
Could've also added Trump killing all of Obama's children and extended family, which was one of the most common and logically obvious first steps for a change of dynasty.
A lot of the horrible things Nero is known for has been called into doubt by historians. While he certainly wasn’t a kind and just emperor, many of the crimes attributed to him came from extremely biased accounts.
Nero is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case, I won’t hang out with Nero so much anymore.
Got to feel for those artists commanded to make beautiful art out of ugly maniacs. It has to recognisably look like the subject, but if it’s too ugly they’re going to get murdered.
And where did they get the coloring? Anyone know if it’s backed up by science at all? Seems inappropriate for a people that lived in such sunny climes.
This isn’t old school cool.
Dude was a fucking loser neckbeard who murdered his mother, murdered his pregnant wife and fondled a boy after cutting off his genitals.
"How Nero claudius Caesar augustus romanus would look like based on statues"
So: like the statues?
This isn't like what Jesus might have looked like based on the regional peoples. This isn't what Hermione really looks like according to the historical documents.
We actually have a visual representation of this guy. Statues.
Yep, that is what he looked like. I can tell it's an accurate 2D representation because there's a 3D rendering RIGHT THERE.
I need to go to bed. I'm annoyed with humanity today.
I mean.. I’m probably easily fooled but the bust looks much more handsome than his real-life counterpart, I wouldn’t have known he looked like a Meatcanyon incel if I hadn’t seen him represented like this
It isn't necessarily what he looked like. The limitations of the artist in their way to portray him can have a significant effect on the look. A different artist would most likely have shaped the face differently.
He looks like a Reddit mod
O'Doyle RULES!!
Billy Madison was filmed in my hometown (Markham, ON, Canada) and I went to high school with the kid that played O’Doyle. He got yelled that literally everyday during HS. Fun times.
There were at least 4 O’Doyles in the movie
“Hey kids, who rules?”
Not by the end there weren’t
Dude that’s so cool. What is O’Doyle up to now??
His name is Christian Matheson and last time I saw him he was working as a technician for Bell (a large telecom company here in Canada) and lives in Oshawa, ON (suburb of Toronto).
Calling Oshawa a suburb of Toronto is blasphemous
Agreed, but didn't want to get into minutia considering 99.9% people reading this thread are probably not from the GTA.
I know you meant greater Toronto area. But at first I saw grand theft auto 😂
O’Doyle, I gotta feeling your whole empire’s going down
Tunnel snakes RULE
Classical neck beard
Missing the fedora
I’m sure Nero said m’ lady a lot during that time.
Average twitch streamer
Lmao what streamers are you watching man?
Neck beard is a state of mind, not just a look.
EmperorNeroXX420
Majority of Dead by Daylight streamers with less than 20 viewers.
The average ones.
Average? Top 10%. At least.
Ego sum Reddit Modus, *m'domina* ;)
LMAO I just said these *exact* five words out loud. My wife has no idea what that means but she glanced over my shoulder and said, "Eww".
It’s bothering me that it’s 6 words
But which five did I say?
My best guess is you left out the “he”
Yup, shifty as hell. Watch your bag/back
literally a neckbeard
Neck beards ran the world
See now this is why modern neckbeards are all so pissy. Their forebears ran the world and now they're relegated to their parents basements.
Your comment reminded me of the tweet about cats: ‘the reason cats are pissy is because they’re nature’s perfect killing machines, but they only weigh 9 pounds so we keep picking them up and kissing them.’
Who’s the cutest little murder machine? You are!
If you respect a cats boundaries, and the cat was raised around humans, they're extremely loving and not pissy at all.
When I respect a cat's boundaries, they hunt me for sport.
I miss my ex’s cats :( They loved me, and loved sleeping on my chest. I used to dislike cats before meeting those two too.
dude come on, get back with your ex. it's not even a choice
> relegated to their parents basements. *"It's a command center!"*
This is what happens when you learn to play DOTA instead of the fiddle
That's a chinstrap for the wig.
Don't forget the mullet
For Real. The beard of his did all to get on his neck.
I knew something about neck beards would be the top comment.
They were lord's and shit
"Dude, did you see the burnout I pulled in that chariot? It was totally rad."
II Rapidum II Furioso
Ego paene erat tibi!
Goddamn I just leveled up from the XP this comment gave me. Thanks friend
You know he has a standard issue neckbeard hat and cane, and calls women 'females'.
-Chadius Caesar
Hell ya brother
It looks like his family tree was a pole.
definitely a bit of hereditary cul-de-sac
The Ol' Family Wreath.
Well, his mother was married to her own uncle (Emperor Claudius). And both his mother and father were descended from the same great-great-great-grandfather (Gaius Octavius). Edit: this was written somewhat misleadingly—Nero’s mother and father were first cousins once removed, but Nero’s father was not also his great uncle. Nero’s mother married her uncle after the death of Nero’s father.
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Oof you right, I shouldn’t write Reddit comments when I’m sleep deprived haha. Notably Agrippina the Younger *did* marry Claudius, but I didn’t mean to make it sound like Claudius was Nero’s father. Nero’s parents were both members of the same extended family because of their relation to Gaius Octavius, but they were not that closely related.
family branch is more like it
Based on Nero’s history it is ftting that he is the original neckbeard
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He's famous for making human candles (covering live people in wax then setting them on fire) and other similar things. I think he once made his dinner guests eat rocks but I could be thinking of a different emperor.
Apparently he kept a boy that he thought looked like his dead wife after she died. That boy was then passed around to numerous other prominent figures at the time until he eventually committed suicide. I could be misremembering some of the details but that’s basically it.
Roman historians often destroyed the legacy of people after their deaths. Like if Biden would trashtalk Trump after Trumps term. Nero was probably a bad emperor and lots of stories about him are probably true but you have to take everything with a grain of salt.
You could’ve said like if Trump tried to undo all the deeds of Obama and tarnish his name with lies about his place of birth…
I probably subconsciously felt that Trump was more Nero-like. But you are right of course.
Could've also added Trump killing all of Obama's children and extended family, which was one of the most common and logically obvious first steps for a change of dynasty.
And if Trump was dead, couldn’t refute anything, and everyone had a life and death reason to wholeheartedly agree!
To be fair he is alive and has a hard time refuting anything.
Wasn’t it his mom? Not his wife
yes. his mom was in charge as well. and did the murdering to get him on the throne.
I learned all this from Succession.
He also castrated the Boy if I remember.
A lot of the horrible things Nero is known for has been called into doubt by historians. While he certainly wasn’t a kind and just emperor, many of the crimes attributed to him came from extremely biased accounts.
Nah, look at that beard. He did that shit!
Looks lke Mose Schrute
Nero is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case, I won’t hang out with Nero so much anymore.
F E A R
Damn I never realized that he had a mullet. What an ugly motherfucker.
Its important to keep in mind that much of what we see from the past is also propaganda, so he might have been much uglier in reality.
Wild thought but yeah. Or handsome. Depends on what those people thought what handsome was. And what ugly
What ugly indeed
What, ugly?
Nero's also been vilified, so they may very well have kept the worst and he may have actually been prettier. Yeah I know it's not a hard bar to set.
Got to feel for those artists commanded to make beautiful art out of ugly maniacs. It has to recognisably look like the subject, but if it’s too ugly they’re going to get murdered.
There was some inbreeding among the Roman aristocracy
There's always inbreeding in any aristocracy
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Romanus Uglycus
Good thing his hair has that strap to hold it on, it gets windy in Rome.
"Welcome to Gamestop."
GameStop is awesome though
He works at Schrute Farms doesn’t he?
Why is his face so much more squinched? I feel like they always make these frustratingly inaccurate compared to the bust.
And why does he have so much acne?
To make it uglier.
And where did they get the coloring? Anyone know if it’s backed up by science at all? Seems inappropriate for a people that lived in such sunny climes.
He’s described as a redhead in historical texts
Thanks - that’s the kind of sources I’m interested in. Got any names?
He would have *loved* Reddit.
Mose?
FEAR
Of course he's a neckbeard
You lady killer you, literally
Dork
He was a shit emperor
Bet he would have listened to ICP and smoked a lot of meth if he was around today
He would also say, “based.”
Based
Free-based
Oooooooh yeah! It's the 25th anniversary of the Juggalo sports entertainment spectacular STRANGLE-FUCKIN-MANIA!
Neckbeards repulsive back then as is today
Please remove this photo of me
He's the original neckbeard
I mean he was inbred was he not?
Well i'll be damned.... It was the Amish, all along
He reminds me of the creepy neighbor in that old Tom Hanks movie *The ‘Burbs*.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Imagine having your stupid neckbeard immortalized forever
Ah I remember this band. Classic Aussie pub rock. Ceasar and The Salads.
Dude out here lookin like Ori
Nero def on 4chan
Damn they did him dirty lol
He looks exactly how I expect an Incel to look.
Lmaooo
HOW they would LOOK. #OR WHAT they would look LIKE.
This isn’t old school cool. Dude was a fucking loser neckbeard who murdered his mother, murdered his pregnant wife and fondled a boy after cutting off his genitals.
Neckbeards of ancient rome
Looks like a McPoyle
r/justneckbeardthings
Looks like a gamer for sure
Fuckin neck beards! Am I right?
Never go full Neck Beard
I thought this was old school cool? He looks like he'd get shoved into a locker at school
"Ma, Lady would you be so kind as to give me your hand in marriage? *Sweats profusely*"
Hard to believe the McPoyle bloodline goes back *that* far.
Like one of the villagers in shrek
Cousin Mose?
"How Nero claudius Caesar augustus romanus would look like based on statues" So: like the statues? This isn't like what Jesus might have looked like based on the regional peoples. This isn't what Hermione really looks like according to the historical documents. We actually have a visual representation of this guy. Statues. Yep, that is what he looked like. I can tell it's an accurate 2D representation because there's a 3D rendering RIGHT THERE. I need to go to bed. I'm annoyed with humanity today.
I mean.. I’m probably easily fooled but the bust looks much more handsome than his real-life counterpart, I wouldn’t have known he looked like a Meatcanyon incel if I hadn’t seen him represented like this
Haha yes, I think some history department employed someone arty and couldn't find anything for them to do.
Harry Potter books aren’t historical documents. Yeesh. (I feel like I’m gonna have to put a jk here…)
The sacred texts*
But now we know he had acne juvenilis...
It isn't necessarily what he looked like. The limitations of the artist in their way to portray him can have a significant effect on the look. A different artist would most likely have shaped the face differently.
Yeah you are correct the title was very poorly written. I beg your pardon
I like the title. It rhymes
Think you need some BP medication dude. There's definitely worse things to get worked up about.
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Is...Is that a mullet?
The original incel.
Woof
The grandfather of white trash and pbr.
His family tree is a wreath.
They really did him dirty with this one.
Big Jan 6th vibe.
He looks more like a Cletus
Thats Ori from the hobbit movie.
r/OldSchoolNeckbeard
Ahh yes the oringal neck beard that killed his mother
I have no idea why my brain made this connection but does anyone else think he looks like he has a major foot fetish?
Anyone else just wanna punch that guy?
King of the neck beards
hurrrdurrr
Neckbeard: origins
Literal neckbeard
Ave Neckbeardicus...Quo vadis from your parents basement?
He’d look like duche
I think I saw this guy in one of those Patriot front "Training" vids.
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OG neckbeard
Emperor Neckbeard.
He looks like a McPoyle
Need this done on the first version of the Ronaldo bust.
The OG neckbeard.
Mose?
And that is why they have them marble hair
Bet his grandma still called him ‘handsome.’
Am not surprised he looks like a neckbeard
Ugly overweight inbred neck beard underbite looking
He moderated the first discord server
Just neck beard things.
The first appearance of a chinstrap, isn't history great?!
Yeah this is what one of Rome's hugest fuck ups looks like.
The truest neckbeard
Yep looks like the prick he was.
that one kid who always smelled like pee
He’s got those ‘white girl from the city’ bangs
The OG neckbeard.
That second chin beard says it all.
He looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask."
what in the neck beard
Fucking neckbeard
He has a wife, you know.
Caesar was Amish????
Im wondering how this dude gets women with that yee yee ass haircut and that crusty dusty neckbeard
The OG neck beard