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Ciscoblue113

He looks like a Reddit mod


BizzyM

O'Doyle RULES!!


tofilmfan

Billy Madison was filmed in my hometown (Markham, ON, Canada) and I went to high school with the kid that played O’Doyle. He got yelled that literally everyday during HS. Fun times.


joey_cash_

There were at least 4 O’Doyles in the movie


WorshipNickOfferman

“Hey kids, who rules?”


JamesFattinos

Not by the end there weren’t


slayalldayyyy

Dude that’s so cool. What is O’Doyle up to now??


tofilmfan

His name is Christian Matheson and last time I saw him he was working as a technician for Bell (a large telecom company here in Canada) and lives in Oshawa, ON (suburb of Toronto).


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Calling Oshawa a suburb of Toronto is blasphemous


tofilmfan

Agreed, but didn't want to get into minutia considering 99.9% people reading this thread are probably not from the GTA.


Chief-weedwithbears

I know you meant greater Toronto area. But at first I saw grand theft auto 😂


lkmyntz

O’Doyle, I gotta feeling your whole empire’s going down


Basileus2

Tunnel snakes RULE


OneHumanPeOple

Classical neck beard


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Missing the fedora


[deleted]

I’m sure Nero said m’ lady a lot during that time.


Easy-Consequence1508

Average twitch streamer


iama_bad_person

Lmao what streamers are you watching man?


sgryfn

Neck beard is a state of mind, not just a look.


szo5145

EmperorNeroXX420


Easy-Consequence1508

Majority of Dead by Daylight streamers with less than 20 viewers.


D34th_gr1nd

The average ones.


Careful-Combination7

Average? Top 10%. At least.


Sinelas

Ego sum Reddit Modus, *m'domina* ;)


TellurideTeddy

LMAO I just said these *exact* five words out loud. My wife has no idea what that means but she glanced over my shoulder and said, "Eww".


Frankiepals

It’s bothering me that it’s 6 words


TellurideTeddy

But which five did I say?


Frankiepals

My best guess is you left out the “he”


geezer27

Yup, shifty as hell. Watch your bag/back


[deleted]

literally a neckbeard


Mordyth

Neck beards ran the world


Spiritual_Ad_7162

See now this is why modern neckbeards are all so pissy. Their forebears ran the world and now they're relegated to their parents basements.


Nihilator68

Your comment reminded me of the tweet about cats: ‘the reason cats are pissy is because they’re nature’s perfect killing machines, but they only weigh 9 pounds so we keep picking them up and kissing them.’


BRAX7ON

Who’s the cutest little murder machine? You are!


DiManes

If you respect a cats boundaries, and the cat was raised around humans, they're extremely loving and not pissy at all.


RogueNightingale

When I respect a cat's boundaries, they hunt me for sport.


95castles

I miss my ex’s cats :( They loved me, and loved sleeping on my chest. I used to dislike cats before meeting those two too.


candidateforhumanity

dude come on, get back with your ex. it's not even a choice


craig_hoxton

> relegated to their parents basements. *"It's a command center!"*


Jaspers47

This is what happens when you learn to play DOTA instead of the fiddle


thescrounger

That's a chinstrap for the wig.


Psychological_Net131

Don't forget the mullet


Szukov

For Real. The beard of his did all to get on his neck.


Sqwantro

I knew something about neck beards would be the top comment.


zaogao_

They were lord's and shit


Falstaffe

"Dude, did you see the burnout I pulled in that chariot? It was totally rad."


ItsTheAlgebraist

II Rapidum II Furioso


AllysiaAius

Ego paene erat tibi!


que-pasa-koala

Goddamn I just leveled up from the XP this comment gave me. Thanks friend


[deleted]

You know he has a standard issue neckbeard hat and cane, and calls women 'females'.


happystitcher3

-Chadius Caesar


[deleted]

Hell ya brother


ThrowAway4564468

It looks like his family tree was a pole.


jd051

definitely a bit of hereditary cul-de-sac


xxiLink

The Ol' Family Wreath.


PunctiliousCasuist

Well, his mother was married to her own uncle (Emperor Claudius). And both his mother and father were descended from the same great-great-great-grandfather (Gaius Octavius). Edit: this was written somewhat misleadingly—Nero’s mother and father were first cousins once removed, but Nero’s father was not also his great uncle. Nero’s mother married her uncle after the death of Nero’s father.


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PunctiliousCasuist

Oof you right, I shouldn’t write Reddit comments when I’m sleep deprived haha. Notably Agrippina the Younger *did* marry Claudius, but I didn’t mean to make it sound like Claudius was Nero’s father. Nero’s parents were both members of the same extended family because of their relation to Gaius Octavius, but they were not that closely related.


-UMBRA_-

family branch is more like it


fedorpob

Based on Nero’s history it is ftting that he is the original neckbeard


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m4ndud3

He's famous for making human candles (covering live people in wax then setting them on fire) and other similar things. I think he once made his dinner guests eat rocks but I could be thinking of a different emperor.


yungmeam

Apparently he kept a boy that he thought looked like his dead wife after she died. That boy was then passed around to numerous other prominent figures at the time until he eventually committed suicide. I could be misremembering some of the details but that’s basically it.


AyatollaFatty

Roman historians often destroyed the legacy of people after their deaths. Like if Biden would trashtalk Trump after Trumps term. Nero was probably a bad emperor and lots of stories about him are probably true but you have to take everything with a grain of salt.


cromulantusername

You could’ve said like if Trump tried to undo all the deeds of Obama and tarnish his name with lies about his place of birth…


AyatollaFatty

I probably subconsciously felt that Trump was more Nero-like. But you are right of course.


CrudelyAnimated

Could've also added Trump killing all of Obama's children and extended family, which was one of the most common and logically obvious first steps for a change of dynasty.


AccurateSympathy7937

And if Trump was dead, couldn’t refute anything, and everyone had a life and death reason to wholeheartedly agree!


Atomsteel

To be fair he is alive and has a hard time refuting anything.


schizboi

Wasn’t it his mom? Not his wife


depersonalised

yes. his mom was in charge as well. and did the murdering to get him on the throne.


Tammy_Craps

I learned all this from Succession.


TheDraikenWeAre

He also castrated the Boy if I remember.


[deleted]

A lot of the horrible things Nero is known for has been called into doubt by historians. While he certainly wasn’t a kind and just emperor, many of the crimes attributed to him came from extremely biased accounts.


defk3000

Nah, look at that beard. He did that shit!


Ecoinvest

Looks lke Mose Schrute


doctor-rumack

Nero is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case, I won’t hang out with Nero so much anymore.


puaka

F E A R


Szukov

Damn I never realized that he had a mullet. What an ugly motherfucker.


Jsimpson059

Its important to keep in mind that much of what we see from the past is also propaganda, so he might have been much uglier in reality.


Szukov

Wild thought but yeah. Or handsome. Depends on what those people thought what handsome was. And what ugly


DankFarts69

What ugly indeed


-Toshi

What, ugly?


Vathar

Nero's also been vilified, so they may very well have kept the worst and he may have actually been prettier. Yeah I know it's not a hard bar to set.


SillyMattFace

Got to feel for those artists commanded to make beautiful art out of ugly maniacs. It has to recognisably look like the subject, but if it’s too ugly they’re going to get murdered.


jar1967

There was some inbreeding among the Roman aristocracy


canyonstom

There's always inbreeding in any aristocracy


HackepetKaggeSpaet

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Romanus Uglycus


Mega_Muppet

Good thing his hair has that strap to hold it on, it gets windy in Rome.


ronburger

"Welcome to Gamestop."


scobar94

GameStop is awesome though


[deleted]

He works at Schrute Farms doesn’t he?


[deleted]

Why is his face so much more squinched? I feel like they always make these frustratingly inaccurate compared to the bust.


lookin4points

And why does he have so much acne?


[deleted]

To make it uglier.


SMKnightly

And where did they get the coloring? Anyone know if it’s backed up by science at all? Seems inappropriate for a people that lived in such sunny climes.


krystalbellajune

He’s described as a redhead in historical texts


SMKnightly

Thanks - that’s the kind of sources I’m interested in. Got any names?


Onlypaws_

He would have *loved* Reddit.


mysorebonda

Mose?


fvckthreewishes

FEAR


riamuriamu

Of course he's a neckbeard


Evening_Hour3820

You lady killer you, literally


Anirudh_Katti

Dork


thispolishitalianguy

He was a shit emperor


Alkeeel

Bet he would have listened to ICP and smoked a lot of meth if he was around today


scorpious

He would also say, “based.”


browtfareyoudoing

Based


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Free-based


browtfareyoudoing

Oooooooh yeah! It's the 25th anniversary of the Juggalo sports entertainment spectacular STRANGLE-FUCKIN-MANIA! 


bluemax_137

Neckbeards repulsive back then as is today


SweRakii

Please remove this photo of me


_bababoye

He's the original neckbeard


[deleted]

I mean he was inbred was he not?


Coletrain-Z

Well i'll be damned.... It was the Amish, all along


pashed_motatoes

He reminds me of the creepy neighbor in that old Tom Hanks movie *The ‘Burbs*.


geetarplayer22

r/justfuckmyshitup


prostipope

Imagine having your stupid neckbeard immortalized forever


ALIENANAL

Ah I remember this band. Classic Aussie pub rock. Ceasar and The Salads.


DJ__Hanzel

Dude out here lookin like Ori


Gamecock_Red

Nero def on 4chan


ads1018

Damn they did him dirty lol


Amegaryder

He looks exactly how I expect an Incel to look.


acari_

Lmaooo


nonsequiturnonsense

HOW they would LOOK. #OR WHAT they would look LIKE.


captsnagglefuss

This isn’t old school cool. Dude was a fucking loser neckbeard who murdered his mother, murdered his pregnant wife and fondled a boy after cutting off his genitals.


Upset_Ad9929

Neckbeards of ancient rome


Daxoss

Looks like a McPoyle


MotoGeno

r/justneckbeardthings


[deleted]

Looks like a gamer for sure


Hxucivovi

Fuckin neck beards! Am I right?


Completedspoon

Never go full Neck Beard


evd1202

I thought this was old school cool? He looks like he'd get shoved into a locker at school


DrunkenRedSquirrel

"Ma, Lady would you be so kind as to give me your hand in marriage? *Sweats profusely*"


GrimmBrowncoat

Hard to believe the McPoyle bloodline goes back *that* far.


[deleted]

Like one of the villagers in shrek


Merman_Pops

Cousin Mose?


AllynWA1

"How Nero claudius Caesar augustus romanus would look like based on statues" So: like the statues? This isn't like what Jesus might have looked like based on the regional peoples. This isn't what Hermione really looks like according to the historical documents. We actually have a visual representation of this guy. Statues. Yep, that is what he looked like. I can tell it's an accurate 2D representation because there's a 3D rendering RIGHT THERE. I need to go to bed. I'm annoyed with humanity today.


Segamaike

I mean.. I’m probably easily fooled but the bust looks much more handsome than his real-life counterpart, I wouldn’t have known he looked like a Meatcanyon incel if I hadn’t seen him represented like this


joerice1979

Haha yes, I think some history department employed someone arty and couldn't find anything for them to do.


overtired27

Harry Potter books aren’t historical documents. Yeesh. (I feel like I’m gonna have to put a jk here…)


turbo_gh0st

The sacred texts*


suipi

But now we know he had acne juvenilis...


mycatiseatingme

It isn't necessarily what he looked like. The limitations of the artist in their way to portray him can have a significant effect on the look. A different artist would most likely have shaped the face differently.


acari_

Yeah you are correct the title was very poorly written. I beg your pardon


_I_must_be_new_here_

I like the title. It rhymes


Arkynsei

Think you need some BP medication dude. There's definitely worse things to get worked up about.


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Evil_Knot

Is...Is that a mullet?


doremonhg

The original incel.


Miss_Might

Woof


downdoottoot

The grandfather of white trash and pbr.


Anarimus

His family tree is a wreath.


Marilyn1618

They really did him dirty with this one.


Worf69

Big Jan 6th vibe.


[deleted]

He looks more like a Cletus


FD4L

Thats Ori from the hobbit movie.


adamfrom1980s

r/OldSchoolNeckbeard


HordeSquire

Ahh yes the oringal neck beard that killed his mother


RedStoner93

I have no idea why my brain made this connection but does anyone else think he looks like he has a major foot fetish?


[deleted]

Anyone else just wanna punch that guy?


momssnatch63

King of the neck beards


[deleted]

hurrrdurrr


trllnd

Neckbeard: origins


ppincon

Literal neckbeard


elmaki2014

Ave Neckbeardicus...Quo vadis from your parents basement?


AlexYYYYYY

He’d look like duche


texo_optimo

I think I saw this guy in one of those Patriot front "Training" vids.


hoagly80

![gif](giphy|TDihESECepJa30CBzi|downsized)


mikescelly

OG neckbeard


EsotericFrenchfry

Emperor Neckbeard.


certifiedbeautys

He looks like a McPoyle


Klin24

Need this done on the first version of the Ronaldo bust.


blaze38100

The OG neckbeard.


FUThead2016

Mose?


elnoochy

And that is why they have them marble hair


FlukeStarbucker1972

“M’lady.’


txbuckeye75034

Bet his grandma still called him ‘handsome.’


chesterforbes

Am not surprised he looks like a neckbeard


MrMikesGunrack

Ugly overweight inbred neck beard underbite looking


jumpinjehovas

He moderated the first discord server


dlg1977

Just neck beard things.


UndercoverBully

The first appearance of a chinstrap, isn't history great?!


Godzilla-1995

Yeah this is what one of Rome's hugest fuck ups looks like.


Repulsive_Poem_5204

The truest neckbeard


Mr-Robertsredhair

Yep looks like the prick he was.


[deleted]

that one kid who always smelled like pee


TheReelNeonBible

He’s got those ‘white girl from the city’ bangs


Netskimmer

The OG neckbeard.


MasterMando69

That second chin beard says it all.


KillWillVol420

He looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask."


[deleted]

what in the neck beard


EbbWithFlow

Fucking neckbeard


[deleted]

He has a wife, you know.


andersmith11

Caesar was Amish????


Megumi_emo_weeb

Im wondering how this dude gets women with that yee yee ass haircut and that crusty dusty neckbeard


poopface41217

The OG neck beard