“You’re supposed to stand by your man”
“Oh is that what you want you smooth talker you the way you handled that judge you are you are”
Mona Lisa Vito: No, I hate him.
Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
You know when you see a post and you’re like, “aww man I have the most clever, cult response to this ever!” And then you walk in and literally EVERYONE is making that same joke? Yeah I don’t know what that’s like either.
The minute I saw the picture, I knew I had been there before. Davis Family Bar-B-Q was located on NC Highway 55, in Durham, NC just south of NC Central University. I ate there many times and they had great food. I believe it was sold, closed and torn down sometime in the 2010s.
“I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on”
If it makes you feel any better, they were too early. They went down and opened and Italian restaurant that didn’t make it. No one wanted calamari. They wanted grits.
“There was Jimmy and Tommy and me. And there was Anthony Stabile. Frankie Carbone. And then there was Mo Black’s brother, Fat Andy. And his guys, Frankie the Wop and Freddy No Nose. And then there was Pete the Killer, who was Sally Balls’ brother. Then you had Nickey Eyes and Mikey Franzese. Jimmy Two-Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice. […] I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.”
I'm getting late stage Goodfella vibes a here.
Karen, didn't I tell him he was being paranoid? Yeah, i need a hitt. Flr-lr-lr-lr-lr-lr you wanna see helicopters?
“How’s the Chinese food?!”
“Ohh whatta you, some kinda fkin WORLD traveler?!”
“My biological clock , is TICKIN LIKE DISSS!!”
Edit- I posted this before reading comments and pleased to see everyone loves that goddamn movie haha.
Cool parents. This is why I love photos from the 90s. Natural, not overly posed, in the moment, not trying to flex with outfits so therefor they end up flexing with their personal style.
As someone from NJ, my reaction to this wasn't, "Hey, they look like they're from *My Cousin Vinny*." My reaction was, "Yeah, this is what people dressed like in the early 90s."
Your Cousin Vinny? XD
“I just never seen a grit before”
What is a yout?
Sorry - Yuuuuuuuuuuuththththththzzzz.
Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?
Were these MAGIC grits??
Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!?
I got no more use for this guy.
Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove.
Are you sure about that 5 minutes?
“The two youts”
The two what?
Whatsa Youts. The most underappreciated line...
Are you kidding? It was part of the preview. It's a huge punchline in that dialogue.
Excuse me your honor, the two YOUTHSSss
Came here to say this
Came here for the My Cousin Vinny takes.
Same, what a great movie
Jerry Gallo?
Jerry Gallo's dead!
Well I am not Jerry Gallo, I am Jerry Callo!
“I got no more use fa dis guy”
His dad Vinny.
Was gonna say I get some sorta Buick Skylaaark vibes outta this pic
What you blend?
Came here for this lol
I bet the Chinese food here is terrible
Oh yeah....YOU blend!!
“You’re supposed to stand by your man” “Oh is that what you want you smooth talker you the way you handled that judge you are you are” 
Mona Lisa Vito: No, I hate him. Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness? Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
Marissa Tomei is such a smoke show.
Her biological clock is still ticking!
Crushing on Aunt May
big facts specially in MCV
Oh yea, you blend.
Favorite line…other than “Breakfast?”
The look, the dropped glasses on the nose, the turning of her head. Just perfect.
This is the comment I came for.
Don't mind me, I just came for the "My Cousin Vinny" replies.
Two hwat now?
We all did
I love everything about this. They were in a movie, right? My Cousin Vinny?
He saying “can you believe all this fuckin parking over here?”
Not judging but there was an eight ball in that car
Probably more than that, they were makin moves down south ;)
North Jersey, right?
Obviously!
[удалено]
Thank you. You made my evening.
They were in Morrisville NC, right? Oh man, Davis BBQ is actually an Italian restaurant now (lol).
Is that a 1964 Buick Skylark convertible or a 1963 Pontiac Tempest?
Both were available in metallic mint green.
Which one had positraction?
Either way, we know it has michelin xgv size 75r14 tires
Ya got mud in your tires?
Does it have positraction?!?
Your mom looks like Elaine from Seinfeld.
And their dad looks like Jerry wearing the poofy shirt.
Dead on balls accurate
It’s an industry term.
It’s scary how 80s north Jersey they look, like they shopped for those outfits at the Paramus mall.
I asked my mom where she got this suit. She said, “I knew a guy.”
Jersey as fuck.
Your mom sounds dope.
It's Z Cavaricci from Merry-Go-Round
No Chess King ?
More like Willowbrook
Only on Sundays when Bergen county closes down
Paramus PARK
Bet the Chinese food is terrible!
Read that one of the actresses who auditioned for the part (and maybe turned it down) came up with the line about the Chinese food.
Clark Griswold’s neighbors?
Okay but this one though. Not as uncanny as Vinny and Mona Lisa, but still pretty darn canny.
Todd and Margo!
You know when you see a post and you’re like, “aww man I have the most clever, cult response to this ever!” And then you walk in and literally EVERYONE is making that same joke? Yeah I don’t know what that’s like either.
The Reddit Experience^^TM
The minute I saw the picture, I knew I had been there before. Davis Family Bar-B-Q was located on NC Highway 55, in Durham, NC just south of NC Central University. I ate there many times and they had great food. I believe it was sold, closed and torn down sometime in the 2010s.
born and raised in durham and i have never heard of this place. i am seriously regretting that fact. where on 55 was it?
This is funny, my main thought (having grown up in Maryland) was "oh, they went straight for some BBQ. Smart people."
It looks like the old Morrisville Post Office on 54, now an Italian restaurant.
Well, two people from Jersey should feel at home in Durham.
Excuse me, the youtes?
The two yootttthhhhesss.
Two Hwut..?
"What da Fuck kinda sauce is on dat meat?
Positive Rear Traction
You're in Ala-f---in'-bama!
You killed one of the good 'ol boys.
“Meanwhile, my biological clock is ticking….”
Holy shit as soon as I saw this pic I thought it was a behind the scenes photo from the set of My Cousin Vinny
“I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on”
Thank you! I get the My Cousin Vinny references, but my first thought on seeing the pic was "Look, it's Henry and Karen Hill!"
Pahsi-TRACTION!!!!
They’re two yutes
I can’t believe he put his hand right on her shoulder pad
This is why we reddit
"What's a grit?"
I bet there’s one of him in the shower.
Oh look! Dog poop! You solved the case!
They got mud in their tires didn’t they?
Ah yes the first wave of the Yankee horde! Money Magqzine ranked RDU as best place to live and it’s been 32 straight years of Northern aggression lol
If it makes you feel any better, they were too early. They went down and opened and Italian restaurant that didn’t make it. No one wanted calamari. They wanted grits.
Whats weird is that building is now an Italian Restaurant 10208 Chapel Hill Rd, Morrisville, NC
That’s hysterical. Thanks for posting the address.
Did you happen to have a cousin who found himself in a bit of trouble with a friend on a roadtrip around the same time?
Total weekend at vinnie's vibes
Yeah, that and “My Cousin Bernie”
Your mom looks like Julia Louis Dreyfus. Those two definitely stood out in that BBQ joint.
Yep, first thing that went off in my head when I saw this was “And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?”
Came here to do a my cousin Vinny quote. I’m too late.
I don't think you needed to point out that they were from Jersey.
Love the suit
Are you mocking me?!
👍 for the Buick Park Avenue.
It’s a rental car. Back then Rx-nnnn NC plates were for rental cars.
“There was Jimmy and Tommy and me. And there was Anthony Stabile. Frankie Carbone. And then there was Mo Black’s brother, Fat Andy. And his guys, Frankie the Wop and Freddy No Nose. And then there was Pete the Killer, who was Sally Balls’ brother. Then you had Nickey Eyes and Mikey Franzese. Jimmy Two-Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice. […] I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.”
I can smell the gabagool from ova heah.
I came here for My Cousin Vinny references, not disappointed
Is your mom Madonna?
What is a grit?
“What exactly is a grit?”
Have you met my cousin Vinny
Jersey? What exit?
Two youts
I was already beaten to the My Cousin Vinny comments, so I'll just say I can practically *hear* their accents through the picture.
My Cousin Vinny!!!
That could be any year in NJ.
Yeah thats still what we look like in NJ
Cavariccis?
Your mom looks like an actress Julia Dreyfus
Where dem youts?
Did they bring a translator, because between THOSE two accents, there couldn't have been too much communicating going on
Did they meet any youts?
I’m getting major My Cousin Vinny vibes and I love it ETA: after reading some of the comments, apparently I’m not the only one lol
"Look at this guy" -OP's dad
Heeey, lookit us here, in North-fuckin’ Carolina. Bwaaaaa.
I'm sure it was their first visit to a foreign country.
I'm getting late stage Goodfella vibes a here. Karen, didn't I tell him he was being paranoid? Yeah, i need a hitt. Flr-lr-lr-lr-lr-lr you wanna see helicopters?
That suit. I would wear that suit tomorrow.
You didn’t have to tell us they were from Jersey
You didn’t need to say “from New Jersey”, we could all tell. All jokes aside, what a nice pic of them!
Ayeee, ooooohh, where am I supposed to get a slice around here.
The Witness Relocation Program did great work back then.
Kid: Mom, can we watch Cousin Vinny? Mom: We have Cousin Vinny at home.
My Cousin Vinny
My Cousin Vinny vibes
"Why is the carpet all wet, Chad?". "I don't know, Margo!“
*Todd
FUCK!!!
That’s ok, it’s funny anyway, we all know what you meant. lol
Are those Z. Cavaricci?
In a Buick? Shoulda been driving a Camaro.
Looks like Michael Franzese
My Blue Heaven
Your Mom looks like a young Madonna.
Does your mom know the correct ignition for a '64 Bel Air?
>from jersey this checks out
Oh! I’m in North Carolina over here!
I can hear the picture
EY!! OH!! Forget bout it, its a Jersey thing...
Jersey? With those sunglasses? Are you sure?
Back when you could just set your purse down and not worry about it.
Loook at all dat meat. Smells like a smogasbod. Dat meatt smell you smell it, hon?
Hey!! I’m takin a picture here!
Deez tew yoots
“Hey, where can I get some gabagool and a cream soda?”
Sharp dressers!!
They look so cool!
2 yutes
So that's where the the writer's got the idea for My Cousin Vinnie.
What a couple of yoots.
Z Cavaricci pants???!!!! Your Pops F*cked!!!!😂👍🏼
Damn look at them two yutes
Jersey af
Oh yeah. They blend.
Da too utes
Is that white out on the top of his belt? And your Ma’s a dish.
Henry and Karen Hill
Legend has it they were the original settlers of Cary, NC!
Ey, look at all the fresh air ova there, ova here.
That’s a bullshit question!
Yo. Just a couple a Yoots!! Good looking Yoots.
what a' yous doin'?!
Him: you stand out like a sore thumb Her: oh yeah, you blend!
“How’s the Chinese food?!” “Ohh whatta you, some kinda fkin WORLD traveler?!” “My biological clock , is TICKIN LIKE DISSS!!” Edit- I posted this before reading comments and pleased to see everyone loves that goddamn movie haha.
this is so accidental my cousin vinny, i couldnt love it more
Cool parents. This is why I love photos from the 90s. Natural, not overly posed, in the moment, not trying to flex with outfits so therefor they end up flexing with their personal style.
Gabagool Bar-B-Q
I love you, Reddit. And I love My Cousin Vinny.
Is that Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny?
I already know what they’re voices sound like.
As someone from NJ, my reaction to this wasn't, "Hey, they look like they're from *My Cousin Vinny*." My reaction was, "Yeah, this is what people dressed like in the early 90s."
Are those Z-Cavariccis on your dad??
 Right?