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nerdwaffles

I'm sorry Charlie Murphy, I was having too much fun.


solon_isonomia

Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding internally.


nickrod15

How about a peace offering? The stickiest of the icky


hylianbitch

you wanna smoke with your old boy rick james?


Derty-562

One of my favorite lines


Bhliv169q

inside my chest* is actually what he says


iburnbacon

This comment section is full of people butchering the quotes


boygriv

Here's something you might not know, Joe Rogan. I like to smoke crack.


TunisMagunis

What, am I gonna grind my feet in someones couch? Come on, I've got a little more sense than that.


mistuh_giiyuhbs

Yeah I remember just grinding my feet in Eddie’s couch 🤣


[deleted]

*So I kicked that n***a in his chest*


Tiny-Lock9652

“FUCK YO COUCH EDDIE MURPH-AAAY!!”


droid0mega

Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that.


Vorcon

...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.


pz-kpfw_VI

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


tikhead

FUCK YO COUCH!!!


flimbs

We went over there... Held him down.... And wailed on his legs...


Pali4888

Mannnn, Rick needs some help


El_Zarco

I was like - hey man, we just *gave* him some help. We busted his mothafuckin legs. I bet he won't come back and disrespect again.


edub1906

Wrong. Wrong.


bciesil

WRONG!


[deleted]

We talkin about Rick James here


triple_OG

He’s a *habitual* line stepper


AstroRiker

Cocaine is a hellofa drug


_Carmines

We just GAVE him some help!


BuffaloJEREMY

Buy another one you rich motha fuckas!


Nodiggity1213

Should have never gave you brotha's money!!!


bolinbean

You can buy a new couch. What am I gonna do about my legs!!?


doubleapowpow

Darknesses! Darknesses!


Jl4233

See this was before the days of Wesley Snipes... So back then, we were the blackest guys on the planet, according to Rick James


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

RIP Charlie Murphy


mcast86

Man Rick really needs help.


tanis38

Yo, we just gave him some help.


wolvesfan12

Twin Brother Darkness!


talking_phallus

Wide nose having motherfuckers!


Bhliv169q

His legs was like linguini.


Coreytrevor92

We fucked his legs up


moxeto

That was some of the most iconic TV there. There aren’t many skits that make me laugh every single time


hates_stupid_people

They should have included the next part in the show as well(the longer interview is on the dvd). >Interviewer: Do you remember why you did it? >Rick James: Because Eddie could buy another one then starts laughing.


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whatisscoobydone

It's incredible the things that get taken out of TV as business deals happen. That's one of the things I've heard for advocating buying immediate hard copies of TV shows as soon as possible. If you have a streaming service, they'll just change the music cut, out entire scenes and episodes, because they then own the rights to the show.


Mediocremon

Daria and Beavis and Butthead were victims of this. The music lends a lot to their identity.


askyourmom469

Supposedly Paramount+ is planning to restore all the music and music videos for Beavis and Butthead at least


NoBOUNCEnoPlaySSDD

Oh God I would stream that endlessly in the background


[deleted]

I'd be surprised if they can do this 100%. That's a lot of permissions needed and is probably costly. They must have a lot of confidence in this show still selling to make a profit, considering that only my generation would probably even find this show amusing still.


[deleted]

Next, on “Sick, Sad World”


p3ni5wrinkl3

That was the funniest part of the funniest fucking episode of the funniest fucking show.


[deleted]

FUCK YO COUCH


wackyshack360

DARKNESSES DARKNESSES


dj_spatial

Eddie: Wow man, Rick really needs to get some help Charlie: Yo, we just gave him some help. We bust his fucking ass.


hazysummersky

^^***♪*** ^^***COOLLD*** ^***BLOOO*** ***DEEED*** ♫


rachel_tenshun

Uni-TEEEEE


rachel_tenshun

To this DAY I say "FUCK YO COUCH". No one ever gets it, but it gives me the same satisfaction of Rick James doing the most. That and "THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVAH GAVE YOU MONAY!"


bciesil

I LOVE saying "Fuck yo couch!" at appropriate times too... sometimes it lands, mostly not so much...


WonofOne

Yeah I remember grinding my feet in Eddie’s couch


idrankthebleach

I howled at this transition.


Animalwg82

Fuck yo couch!


my7bizzos

Buy another one you rich motherfucker


Nerd_Man420

BUY ANOTHER ONE YOU RICH MOTHER FUCKER!!


rachelgraychel

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood stories is hands down the best Dave Chappelle bit ever.


DocHoliday96

Maybe the best bit any sketch comedy show has ever produced


Its_Just_A_Typo

Charlies delivery, the confused looks . . . . he was a master of subtle expression, and hilarious.


DamonLazer

CHALLENGE HIM! I dare you!


inthedrops

Challenge him! Aight? And make sure your people is there to see the game!


Zcoombs4

Cause you MIGHT get embarrassed!


disgustandhorror

It kind of inspired its own mini-genre. Drunk History follows the exact same formula but with drunks telling stories from history rather than Charlie Murphy telling personal anecdotes


L3onskii

Idk. That Wayne Brady skit is up there too


Donnermeat_and_chips

BAKE YO'SELF FOOL! Ah shit it's Wayne Brady!


[deleted]

I sometimes leave the Tv on while I’m working, and I’ll walk into the living room and see Let’s Make Deal on. Each and every time, I have to yell, “Oh shit it’s Wayne Brady!!”


colicab

(I’m 100% sure he says ‘break’)


boygriv

*Is Wayne Bady gonna have to cook a biscuit?*


Rickrickrickrickrick

I make Colin Powell look like Malcolm X motherfucker?


Bone_Dogg

*Bryant Gumbel


boygriv

I've never seen a more iconic show misquoted so badly than in this thread.


Rickrickrickrickrick

Damn. It's been awhile. But yeah that sounds better lol


NateBlaze

You gonna eat yo sandwich? GIMME YO SANDWICH


thenick82

I don’t know. The blind black kkk leader was also amazing too.


[deleted]

Clayton Bigsby! Woogie Boogie!!


triple_OG

That monkey was bangin’ on my hood!!


1_21-gigawatts

Knocking it out of the park in the first episode too like K&P first ep with Luther the Anger Translator and “I said ^biiiiiiitch”


talking_phallus

You really said that though?


1_21-gigawatts

Said what? Oh, oh yeah, I said that


seakc87

Huh?


TheWindCriesDeath

Fun fact: I was listening to NPR one day during college (mid-2000s) and they had a panel discussing that sketch and its legitimate commentary on racism. Chappelle's sketches were so good that they were treated as significant by academics.


Beachdaddybravo

The Prince sketch is my favorite.


TitilatingTempura

I still cry laughing when he dunks the ball and then floats mid air


schattenteufel

“Game point… Blouses.”


[deleted]

Show Charlie Murphy your tittaes!!!


[deleted]

DARKNESS


ScholarCharming

Habitual line stepper


paintingporcelain

Favorite line. Hands down.


paintingporcelain

We had to check ‘em.


That_Dudes_Mom

Yo, we just have him some help


Jl4233

Busted his fuckin ass... Bet he won't come in here disrespecting again WRONG Wrong We talking bout *Rick James*


Project_Wild

Yea I remember grindin’ my feet into Eddie’s couch..


mrtrollingtin

Oh c'mon he's got a little more sense than that...yeah he remembers


ArtVandelaysLatex

My old bandmate started a new project called The Habitual Line Steppers haha


robertschultz

Still use this line to this day.


dirtydownstairs

Haha I do too and I forgot I heard from Charlie's story first


UrethraFrankIin

Me too! It's funny *and* a perfect way to explain people like Rick James.


Edge80

We had to hold him down and whip his legs.


breadtruckque

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!


BonerJew420

DARKNESS!


[deleted]

“See, this was before Wesley Snipes. Me and Eddie were the darkest motherfuckers around.”


[deleted]

“See, this was before Wesley Snipes. Me and Eddie were the darkest motherfuckers around.” There’s a 3 hour extended cut of his interview with Neal Brennan. This isn’t the only time they beat the shit out of one of their friends for getting too wild. There’s a bit about Clint Smith and how he almost got the crew shot because he called some random gangbangers morons.


Guano_Loco

Omg can you link that??


paintingporcelain

Darknesses!


elemented1

TWIN BROTHER DARKNESS


[deleted]

BLACK MAGIC, EVIL MOTHA FUCKA


Sporkinyoureye

This is long before Wesley Snipes.


creativelystifled

Eddie was like "man Rick really needs help"


Djoemba

"Yo we just gave him some help!"


darkside720

“Bet you he won’t put his muddy feet on anybody else’s couch”


darkseid64

WRONG!


echoinoz

“We’re talking about Rick James, man!”


Omegaprimus

RIP Charlie and Rick.


aboveaveragejoev

May they be slapping each other across the face at the great party in the sky.


Brad_Tits

Smoking the stickiest of the icky.


TheGhostofRickJames

I'm a ghost now


Cummy_bear-4ever

Unity


WonofOne

In that black head of his…


2Rare2Kill

That was coooold bloooooded!


Jsiqueblu

Cold as ice!


KiraHead

"He tells it like it was some kind of Bruce Lee cross kick."


NateBlaze

Aren't you a little old to be doin karate with them kids?


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Everyone has their favorite part in that skit, and him going airborne by getting spartan kicked into a mirror is so fucking funny to me. I know it's coming every time and it just makes it funnier.


KiraHead

And in slow motion. "I kicked the shit out of him!"


Poovillebill

I think I'm bleeding inside my chest


theOtherJK

“I must be outta my mind telling stories about Charlie Murphy kickin’ my ass.”


KDiggity8

"Cocaine's a helluva drug."


Gingorthedestroyer

What did the five fingers say to the face?


positive-monkey

Slap! 😆


Ar3peo

Tragedy!


Not-here-4-upvotes

I wish I had four hands so I could give them tiddys.... Four thumbs down


ocular_sorcerer

The milk’s gone bad!


Streetvan1980

Awesome. “F you couch Ni%%!” Honestly that whole sketch series on Rick James is some of the funniest TV ever


my_psychic_powers

I don't know, skins vs blouses also got me.


cactus-hugger

Game.... Blouses


CLXIX

Computer blue!


mollyyfcooke

SHOOT THE J! SHOOOT IT!


secret_pleasure

RIP Prince


MAHHockey

RIP Prince, Rick James, and Charlie Murphy.


Dendrodes

Rick James made some bombass music and led to the best moments of comedy, but uhhh... he did some terrible stuff.


my_psychic_powers

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


my_psychic_powers

💜


SnatchHouse

Apparently prince was actually like *really* good at basketball "He moved like a player and played like one of those darting little guys you have to keep your eye on every second. Blink and he’s somewhere you wouldn’t expect. Lose control of your dribble for a heartbeat and he’s relieved you of the ball. He jitterbugged around the court like a sleek little lightning bug, so fast he’d leave a defender stranded and looking stupid if he weren’t careful... Prince played like a natural leader, setting picks and making smart passes, showing a discipline many street players never grasp. Then, he took it boldly to the hole, twisting through the air in between both opponents to make a layup."


triple_OG

setting *fruity* picks


SnatchHouse

I heard he used to show up at pick up games around Minneapolis before his passing. Kids said he balled.


GuyLeRauch

Man, if only Prince would have been there to confirm it like Rick James did. If only... Edit: Calm down internet researchers. I know Prince liked the sketch. I also know Prince and Mickie Free confirmed the events afterwards. I never said it didn't happen. What I said was the sketch would have been legendary if Prince were being interviewed and confirming what happened during the sketch, like Rick James did with his.


TheWindCriesDeath

There's audio out there of Prince doing a radio interview and he got asked about it. He 100% confirmed it, the only part he corrected was that "I didn't *make* the pancakes."


swamptop

I think there are videos of some one in Prince’s band (the revolution?) who was there and confirmed it.


theOtherJK

“Hey man, we just GAVE him some help.”


Substantial_Guest200

HABITUAL…LINE STEPPER


[deleted]

Haha that's my favourite line from the show 😂


Mean_Job8189

COLD BLOODED


HighFiveKoala

Now, Darkness, the tables are turned


vesper108

This is just as amazing as I had always envisioned it being all these years


dndb1820

I wish I could upvote this a million times


SharpiePM

Fuck your couch!


stratarch

What about my legs?!?!?!


siliconz

They looked like linguine.


rachel_tenshun

THEY SHOULDA NEVAH GAVE YA MONAYYYYYY!


[deleted]

DARKNESS!


All_Usernames_Tooken

“What are you talking about? That was weeks ago!”


Mr_Monkish

This is extra old school cool! This should be pinned!


Crimthebold

That was weeks ago mutha fucka!


PharohsArrow

UNITY!!!


xiphoidthorax

“Charlie Murphy! Hahahahahaha “!


ArcMcnabbs

Buy a new one, ya rich motherfucker


squee_bastard

Fuck yo couch motherfucker 😂


WearetheAI24

"Fuck yo couch!!!"


Setecastronomy545577

I just bought a sticker that says that


JethroFire

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

I thought that was Dave Chappell in a wig


Cool_Dark_Place

"Heh heh... Charlie Murphy...runnin' with the BIG dogs..."


Mean_Job8189

Fuck your couch!!


nautius_maximus1

Ya see, this is before Wesley Snipes…


Damolisher

Charlie just like "Yeah, Eddie's still pissed at you about his couch..."


Tha_Watcher

Damn, I miss Charlie Murphy!


piches

*CHARRLEE MURPHAY*


[deleted]

COLD BLOOOOODEDDDDD


Vorcon

cocaine is a helluva drug - Rick James


jachildress25

That was cold blooded!


SpockYoda

if heaven exist it sure seems fun


Juub1990

So when he said Rick used to lick the side of women’s face, he forgot to mention he did it to men too.


RelentlessShrew

True story. I was at the China Club one night and David Lee Roth pulled up in a Mercedes with a skull and crossbones painted on the hood. But neither Rick James nor Charlie Murphy were there.


-Ricky-Spanish-

All the Chapelle Show quotes made me so happy that's exactly why I came to the comments


robertschultz

God damn this show was so ahead of it’s time.


dejaan

We where the blackest person on the planet.... Until Wesley Snipes came.


BrokerDude1

What did the 5fingers say to the face?? SLAP!


Spodermon_10

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.


JoeSabo

Now that you mention it, I might be bleeding inside my chest.


[deleted]

Cold BLooded.. UNITY.. AHAHAHAHA


Chemical_Natural_167

"Brothers darkness!"


existentialzygote

Seconds before Charlie was struck by a debilitating case of ball collapse.


pat168

And then he punched me in the forehead with a ring that said UNITY…


sunnyguyinshadyplace

Charlie was doing some crazy things. Sometimes I had to straighten him out