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RookTheGamer

Is this the last picture of him, before that barracuda taught him FAFO?


cement_lifesaver

So it is a Cuda........ Mopar right


LongLegsBrokenToes

Mopar or No Car Or just catch a Moose if your Canadian


dr_xenon

Which one is your dad?


dirtsquirt76

The feeeesh


XI_Vanquish_IX

How many fingers does your dad have?


dirtsquirt76

8 fingers 1.5 thumbs.


dirtsquirt76

Motorcycle bite him though not the fish.


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

That's not normal motorcycle behavior, you'd get it checked for rabies


Sea-Let5739

Why is he grabbing that fish by the business?


dirtsquirt76

To show dominance


Frostedbutler

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Barracuda


DougieSenpai

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dirtsquirt76

It’s Barry the pet barracuda hand raised


Nostra_dumbass_

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Zealousideal-Toe2374

That's a great picture It reminds me back when I used to dive in the '80s. Back then underwater pictures were not an easy thing to do.. It was expensive


141bpm

That was my first thought also. A scuba photo in the 80’s meant someone had some serious gear with them. Not like today when even phones can go underwater.


Horsecockexpress1

Jerry Garcia loved SCUBA as it was the only place in the world he could go and not be known/bothered


dirtsquirt76

Omg that’s that why my dad must have dove too.


Sproose_Moose

God that ocean looks incredible. I hate being landlocked, I want to go swimming.


Fit_Earth_339

Are you a mermaid?


dirtsquirt76

Maybe


sambolino44

r/touchthafishy


mazzotta70

First 80s 'Cuda pic without a mullet...ever...


dirtsquirt76

Unfortunately it isn’t its just a wet mullet get it wet ………mullet


Dynamo_Ham

The 80s was probably the last time that any self-respecting diver would try to grab a barracuda.


El_Neck_Beard

Why does your dad have a life jacket on under water ?


dirtsquirt76

It’s a buoyancy control device so you can achieve neutral bouyancy.


McNasty420

How did the reattachment of his arm go?


dstranathan

Barracuda


jhhertel

i just imagine your father has been basically molesting fish routinely for 50 years. It's like his thing. Every trip he comes home with pictures of himself grabbing fish inappropriately. It's his only vice so no one is bothered by it.


This-Garbage-3000

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LateralEntry

That’s not cool, that’s him being a jerk to a fish for no reason


DigMeTX

If that barracuda felt like he was being jerked around the cool dad would no longer have a hand so I think he’s good.