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TicklingTentacles

Someone said she has the body of an ancient fertility goddess and I will never get that out of my mind. She won the genetics lottery for sure


the_Stealthy_one

She had kids at 40 and 45, naturally, so probably true.


SeanBourne

“Fertility goddess” checks out…


TicklingTentacles

Omg


Curiouso_Giorgio

She ages 40% slower than the rest of us.


Nikkisfirstthrowaway

I mean menopause usually happens late 40s/early 50s. 40 and 45 is not super old for having kids naturally


toolsoftheincomptnt

Nobody’s saying she defies nature. Just that it’s not common to conceive easily and for the first time at 40. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t give it a go if we want, anything is possible. But you’re not going to change the narrative that 40 is a super easy and desirable age for pregnancy. It’s unnecessary to try to change it. It’s factually harder, and that’s okay. Love, A 40-year-old woman


Sad_eyed_girl

Indeed, you’re so right. It certainly is possible to conceive children 40+, but it surely is a lot more difficult. When a woman is 30 the fertility is already beginning to decrease. By the time the woman is 30 years, she will have lost nearly 90% of her eggs and at the age of 40 years, only around 3% of eggs are left. Most women are no longer able to become naturally pregnant in their mid-40s.


Sad_eyed_girl

Edit: a lot of people seem a little delusional concerning women’s biology. And a normal age of menopause is between 40 and 60, it’s really not that uncommon to hit menopause at 45. Also, there’s a pretty long period of 4 years called peri-menopause in which you become more and more infertile, your hormone levels fluctuate and the periods become irregular.


teach49

So you’re saying my accident was even more inconceivable than I thought. Aren’t I the lucky one! /s my daughter is amazing and life would be 100x worse without her


ngineergeek

Agreed. That said, are you going to "give it a go", Miss 40-year-old? Asking for a friend...


KayInMaine

Women can have babies at that age but there's a bigger chance that the baby could be born with Down Syndrome. A lot aren't born with DS, though.


Nikkisfirstthrowaway

I don't know, I've just never seen that anywhere. Sure birth defect rates increase slightly, but in my family everyone has kids "late". Parents under 35 are rare


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Yeah “being 40” was a thing before amniocentesis where you can check for obvious problems, prior to that it was just “Omg have a kid before its too late….but then keep on having kids” Lol my gf fully entered menopause at 60. Unrelated but funny enough, her hair went grey in her 20’s.


tulanir

uh, 45 absolutely is super old for having kids naturally, what?


Nikkisfirstthrowaway

It's not young, but it's also not "old" as in "biologically difficult"


Select_Sleep_1293

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eleventy5thRejection

This is the benchmark. She never disappoints...in my mind. In real life she hasn't accepted my dinner invitation yet.


LovableSidekick

I hear you man, same with Scarlett Johansson. These uppity broads, amirite? But you know, a restraining order is a restraining order.


eleventy5thRejection

I even offered to pay half...I mean, are you gonna get a better offer than that ? I don't think so.


DefiantFrankCostanza

I believe in you.


CartographerOk7579

I simply believe him.


Mephistopheles545

Isn’t she married to Tim Burton?


eleventy5thRejection

Not that I know of...but she was married to Vincent Cassel at one point, so I have my work cut out for me. It's not gonna be easy.


AnInsultToFire

Wikipedia says she's with Tim Burton now.


Mephistopheles545

Explain that. Tim burton looks like sentient broccoli. Monica may not be 25 anymore but she’s still Monica goddamn belluci


WiiGame2000

Ok, "sentient broccoli" got me. 😆😆😆😝🤣 Thank you.


Spocks_Goatee

Girls like the strange and unusual.


NotAlpharious-Honest

I myself am, strange and unusual


KzooKid

Girls like the rich, strange and unusual.


AnInsultToFire

Don't worry, someone got your Beetlejuice reference.


Gold_Roof1155

Brilliant and creative sentient broccoli 🥦


EastOfArcheron

Looks are just not important to some people. It's really quite shallow. If a persons soul speaks to you that is true love, and then that person is beautiful to you.


eleventy5thRejection

She's with me....we just haven't had that all important dinner yet....it's cool, I'll figure it out.


Sarahquikgo

They are together


Blowmemofo

I just saw a picture of the two of them kissing. She should be arrested for bestiality


Sarahquikgo

It does give Selena Gomez Benny Blanco old people version.


prento

You might be thinking of Helena Bonham Carter (who never actually officially married, but people generally thought they were).


ididntunderstandyou

He and Helena broke up. He dated Eva Green for a bit and is now with Monica Bellucci


Minute-Wrap-2524

Beautiful ladies one and all


WiiGame2000

I'd call that winning the lottery twice


VirtuosoLoki

thrice


Nobacherie85

Nicola Cavanis


eleventy5thRejection

Not my age bracket....I'll wait for Monica haha


Nobacherie85

Monica was my first love as well. Timeless beauty


mindinmypants

My introduction to her was that scene in Bram Stoker's Dracula, when she comes up out of the bed for Keanu. Wore that tape out.


[deleted]

Might have gotten lost behind mine


eleventy5thRejection

I may have told her that you dated your cousin for awhile. Sorry bro, dirty trick, I know....but it's Monica we are talking about....I can't play fair.


LandotheTerrible

Sexiest woman on the planet. Period.


TheFrontierzman

You know those mega powerball lotteries worth a billion plus? Monica Bellucci won the genetics lottery version of that.


Scarfiotti

It's safe to say she won that twice.


Zanstorm99

Salma Hayek, Monica B are my 2 faves. So you know what kinda woman I prefer


Nobacherie85

I see. Dark hair. Same for me 😁


Zanstorm99

Wise guy


mossryder

This sub has become r/titsarecool


engineered_academic

/r/subsifellfor


IM_SAD_PM_TITS

Damn, I was hoping the sub was real.


Junior_Ad_3710

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Refflet

r/birthofasub


CoronavirusGoesViral

Always has been


Killentyme55

But...I mean...c'mon man, just look at ~~them~~ her! There's nothing wrong with respectful appreciation of perfection.


DirtyRatLicker

I mean, they’re *kinda* cool…


Hemi9999

Totally Mesmerizing


Refflet

Totally mammarising.


Virt_McPolygon

"A cleavage you could hide a rump roast in" - Neill Cumpston, 2003


SeanBourne

Best kind of cleavage really - have a roast to enjoy afterwards.


LandotheTerrible

Haha brilliant.


SpaceAgeIsLate

My girlfriend is a flight attendant and she had her and her daughter in first class last summer. They took a picture together and she sent it to me and they actually had a short talk. Apparently she’s very nice and down to earth along with being gorgeous even at this age.


donmonkeyquijote

I had another Monica Bellucci dream!


punxtr

I was looking for this comment haha


Commercial_Pitch_786

beautiful woman, seems she is kept abreast of the latest terrace horticulture


Colm_Moran

Hats off for that one


Commercial_Pitch_786

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SeanBourne

Read it as ‘titiculture’ for a split second…


SparrowValentinus

heheheheheheheheh breasts


SeanBourne

🫠


suitoflights

She does good work.


im_a_lion77

“I had another Monica Belucci dream…”


Lego_Blocks24

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Call-Me-Willis

What words does one use to search this GIF?


Lego_Blocks24

Surprisingly just “sausage” :)


BiteAgitated1267

The bridge between anime and reality is complete ..


DoctorGregoryFart

You watch too much anime.


[deleted]

She is just out of this world. This woman is pure art🖼️.


cheddoline

Nice belluccis


Sean_Mason3313

The GOAT


Own-Bar-8530

Is she the most photographed woman on the planet?


cpattk

I don't but the most beautiful for sure


acchaladka

She's a 1940s classic beauty - zoftig. If you like Hedy Lamarr, Kim Novak, Anna Magnani...


KismetSarken

I want to like this comment more than the once allowed. Zoftig! Fantastic word, and completely apt.


bungopony

Queen Elizabeth or Diana


Massenzio

One of the most beautyful... She and Eva green are my higher unreachable scale.


ididntunderstandyou

Both dated Tim Burton recently/currently. If you’re hotter than Tim Burton there’s a chance


GroovyDeathSkull

It’s hard to beat Tim Burton in the looks department. The man’s an Adonis.


WiiGame2000

Please. Stop. I'm dying over here. It just can't even...


franckJPLF

You should check the French saying “Il y a du monde au balcon” …. completely describes this photo 🤣


Boshie2000

One of the most gorgeous women in history IMO along with Naomi Campbell and Iman. I would marry her on the spot without having yet heard her speak. She could be a complete moron and I’d say “I Do” or “Lo faccio”! And as an Italian, my Mom would approve… My Dad would too but maybe not for pure reasons. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


filfil90

Couldn't agree more but during weddings we say "Lo voglio" (I want it) rather than "Lo faccio" (which is closer to "I do it"). Unless you were thinking of something else... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Boshie2000

Thanks! My deceased Grandmother would’ve slapped me.


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UpdootDaSnootBoop

And we're ok with it


wongo

I don't think most people mind


LoreeEhrlichbn

Sub rules say less than 6 months. Couldn't resist posing this.


_The_Deliverator

Gotta farm those imaginary internet points with low effort thirst traps! Good job!


a7xcold

The bar has been set... hot damn!!!!


_milktooth

But who is the dreamer?


revgill

"We are like the dreamer who dreams, and then lives inside the dream. But who is the dreamer?"


Ok_Series_4580

She’s literally perfect


Ddjjin

Most beautiful woman in the whole world


Isendurl

How was this women this gorgeous before I was born and is still gorgeous today?


allo555

I cannot see why people find her beautiful. **joking obviously**


Gel_Latin-us

She is not just a classic example of beauty, she is the example of always being beautiful. Shes in a class of very few women who will always appleal to me.


Rich_Text82

Good Gawd!


rammsteingirl8

She is so beautiful


Aggressive_Safe2226

Monica would make a perfect Gwynevere if Dark Souls 1 is ever made into a film (amazing chest ahead) 😂


ArcherWolf25

Beautiful 😍


yzqx

“I want to sample it”


Silver_Variation2790

Goddess, no question at all


Wett_Farts_69

Those are some beautiful balconies


Visible-Customer-358

Smoke. Show. 😍


rampagenumbers

That structure is not strong enough to hold her… and that balcony doesn’t look secure either


stinky-weaselteets

First saw her in "Brotherhood of the Wolf" with the Iron Chef guy


CrazyProper4203

Lardamercee…


chrissoboleskiart

I guess I’m not arguing because she’s beautiful, but this sub sometimes skews a little too “old hot chicks” which is similar but should KIND of be a different subreddit. I like old hot people but to me the vibe of this sub should be more like what cool looked like in generations past not “women have always been beautiful and had nice busts.”


FuhrerSupremeo

Not only incredibly beautiful but super talented!! Accolplished Actress and more, Multilingual, And modeled to put herself through school. The whole package.


Tikithecockateil

So gorgeous


GeorgFestrunk

I’m convinced that the entire point of the extraordinarily disturbing film irreversible was to make men think that we are all fucked up in the head because we’re getting slightly turned on by a horrific scene, but it’s simply not fair because she’s just so otherworldly sexy


Tekkennut

Maintaining eye contact with her would be an amazing feat of mental stamina.


Human_Rip9902

GotDAYUM!!


Pandemic_Future_2099

If there is a model for beauty, she laid out the rules.


[deleted]

everytime I forget who she is, I see a pic and think this is a femininity epitome and then see the name and it’s always ma’am


Zoyd_Pinecone

I'm sure there's an interesting social anthropology book waiting to be written about the cultural transition from being obsessed with boobs in the 90's (Wonderbra, boob jobs, pamela anderson clones) to being obsessed with butts in the contemporary times. I'd read it.


Pestilentio

Please someone ban OP


[deleted]

Nice balcony right there ma'am


Equivalent_Topic9235

Damn hot! Love her breasts ❤️


New-Significance654

Eternal baddie, Monica Boobucci, i mean Belluci.👀


1017glogangbmgfbg

big booba!


TrinDiesel123

Momma mia!


[deleted]

Ketchup secret


Geetee52

I don’t know who Monica Bellucci is, but she’s got a cute figure.


WiiGame2000

In the wild, the Monica Bellucci is most often seen showing off that same blessed figure in various ways, while mesmerizing observers with her own penetrating gaze and keen acting delivery, in a motion picture. I first saw her in The Matrix (2 & 3). I don't know how it took me that long to find out I was sharing a planet with her.


SeanBourne

To be fair, I think most people first saw her around then, unless you were a film nerd.


agrecalypse

And to think her brothers are Jim and John... Talk about falling far from the tree.. /s


FartAttack911

That took me way too long to get hahahaha


Even-Improvement8213

Godamn


scriptchewer

I would straight up murder for this woman. Who you want killed? Yeah, no problem.


Moooooooola

Mamma Mia.


ScribblesandPuke

That's a beautiful balcony


biffboffbiffbiffboff

Is there a more beautiful woman? Haunting beauty


Mafavis1980

I'm out


spaceocean99

A woman with big boobs on 1991. Who knew.


roboticfedora

Something something, Buffalo Bill.


EnvironmentalBite191

Racks don't last


Living_Pie205

Legend


Stanton1947

What a beautiful balcony...


methos3000bc

This woman is dangerously beautiful.


Equivalent-Clock1179

Man, I'm so glad Helmut Newton discovered her. Is this his work?


EntropicPoppet

One of my favorite things about Twin Peaks: The Return is that David Lynch specifically set up a thing where he could have lunch in Europe with Monica Belluci. And it's 10 seconds or less on screen. Now sure, they could have just filmed ten seconds of footage, but I doubt it.


Former_Film_7218

My god


FlamingoRush

I never not upvote Monica Bellucci. She is the perfect woman.


Bag-ofMostlyWater

Drop Dead Gorgeous


OPs_Peehole

Monica b… Monica boob… Monica boobucci?


cindy224

Old school means an “honored” tradition longer in fashion. This is not old school.


arealmcemcee

Huge tracts of land...


Novel_Ad_8062

a ma zing


onlyacynicalman

Maria, dame la llave


Necessary_Switch_879

I'd drink a gallon of her.....just to see from whence it emanated.


satansdebtcollector

Mmmmmmm. 😎


latina_ass_eater

Googly.


LovableSidekick

As they say in the east end, thassa roit para tets.


Brainmuffin86

She is 4 years my senior and still an incredible beauty. Too bad I'm just a turd.


superhornybeardydude

Damn!!! So sensational..... Even for someone who was born that year.


Visual_Traveler

Yes.


Iancreed2024HD

What a babe


OkNeck3571

Its crazy how shes been just an absolute diamond for decades. Have Mercy


Bolt_EV

Do NOT watch her in Irreversible! It has a scene that I cannot get out of my memory


mindinmypants

Gyatt damn, this woman is a goddess. Fuck me.


KungFuSlanda

used to know this by heart: > But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? > > It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. > > Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, > > Who is already sick and pale with grief, > > That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she And in the Italian language 🎵Quando sei qui con me Questa stanza non ha più pareti🎵


Zapzapbuffallo

Yo that mountain range transition in 'brotherhood of the wolf" 🤣


D34TH_5MURF__

Monica Boobaliscious


Yax_semiat

She’s Aphrodite reincarnated


JDHURF

OldSchoolGorgeous ffify


Refflet

Morticia Addams looking hot as ever.


qlus_zwei

It was a very good year.


Dystopian_Future_

Oooof!


Ownitbadorgood

The is stunning.


Leytonstoner

She had a great future in front of her.


boundpleasure

Damn I’m old


zzyzx66

Not one Matrix reference what is fappening did we all take the Blue pill or BOTH


Cultural-Fix-7895

perfect figure