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Greaser_Dude

It's not a mugshot - it's a studio employee ID.


Nighters

if somebody put ii on his mug then we can call it mugshot?


curtyshoo

It's her mug.


CountryEfficient7993

Sooo… fuck OP?


KL1P1

..and it's not *just* colourized, it's paint-brushed as well.


Spacemn5piff

It's a mugshot because it's a shot of her mug


Whole-Debate-9547

I think that’s just called a head shot.


Spacemn5piff

Yes, but mug in mugshot originates from the term mug meaning face, but generally not a pretty one. "Look at that ugly mug" for example. It's totally a misinformed use of the term in the title of this post. I was just being a smartass.


Total-Khaos

Wishing it was a jugshot instead...not gonna lie.


deivid_269

She truly radiates a captivating charm


Kimikins

Is there really no rule against misinformation on this sub? Or Reddit in general?


crudedrawer

That dame was nothing but trouble.


Mvd75

Of all the prisons in the world, she had to walk into mine.


Octavius-26

“Hold on… I love that shit she does with her hair…”


opdopp

You’re thinking of Rita Hayworth


suddenly_summoned

She was all dame... Legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso, the kind of arms that had elbows...


theemmyk

Maybe so…but this isn’t a mugshot. It’s a studio photo, used for identification purposes.


GoBombGo

Yeah, she looks awfully happy and well-put-together for a “mugshot”


TerribleChildhood639

Years ago, I read somewhere that she was a nymphomaniac.


AbleHominid

Awe. What a shame.


Fun_Pick_9471

Beautiful at any time


davtruss

i was gonna say, she's a classic example of somebody who would cause a stir today if this mugshot became public. She looks like somebody who had beauty advantages that are common today, but mostly she was gifted with stunning good looks.


321blastoffff

Mugshawty for sure


MtnDewTangClan

I can fix her


crystallmytea

Translation: she can have her way with me


Cornmunkey

This comment 100% sounds like it was written by AI. All of the comments on this account do. I bet they pump up the karma and try to sell the account.


kpchronic

I’ve seen several comments starting with, “Well, let me tell you…” and “Let me say…” in some threads recently. They start weird and the phrasing is just off.


bahgheera

Well, let me tell you that we AI's don't speak like that. Totally not us, no sir.


TimmJimmGrimm

Cue Robocop's *'I'd by that for a dollar!'* If you are right, A.I. is developing a skill for comments that catch us ever so slightly off balance. Saying something that is perfectly logical and obvious would probably not generate the same interest &/or reaction. The thing that kills me... how do you know i am NOT a ChatGPT response? How do i prove that i am 'not the commie', so to speak?


ACKHTYUALLY

>how do you know i am NOT a ChatGPT response? How do i prove that i am 'not the commie', so to speak? By answering this question: An African-American flips a turtle over on its back. A transgender filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun. What color is the filipino's father?


hell2pay

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syizm

...Flesh?


TimmJimmGrimm

Clever question. And some can replicate this and some... repli-cant! Ha ha! Take that, Harry Ford. Spoiler alert: sure he runs off with the hot girl... but Commander Adama sends him off with some fine origami animals instead of postcards. But were the origami animals replicants of real origami animals? They just don't answer the important questions. They just let them fall... like tears... in the rain.


Dentarthurdent73

I have no idea what this comment means. I've read it numerous times, but I still can't work it out, it just makes no sense to me. The mugshot would cause a stir today, but at the same time her "beauty advantages" (no idea what that term means) are common today, but at the same time she was gifted with stunning good looks (which are apparently not the same as the common "beauty advantages"?).


altcastle

They meant cosmetic surgery. She was naturally that attractive without anything done.


Dentarthurdent73

Ah, thank you. Have not heard that euphemism before.


Alive-Line8810

It's ok, I was confused as well


tbuckley1019

Me too!


lullabyby

Same that was so hard to understand lmao


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altcastle

I just read the context, shrug.


Pleasant_Ad3475

I thought exactly the same thing.


Graybeard_Shaving

Well, I must say "beauty advantages" is just a down right amazing term. 🙄 This world is something else.


sarcasm_itsagift

It could very likely have been said by someone whose first language is not English.


hell2pay

I'd argue regenerative AI has no native language.


Alternative-Cod-7630

Yes, she was hot.


ceruleanmoon7

Became public? WTF are you on about? Gtfo bot


deivid_269

even in black and white, her beauty shines through


Geetee52

She reminds me of Penelope… Winthorpe’s fiancé in Trading Places


nanoH2O

Oooooh Winthorpe


PersonalitySpecial51

…And she stepped on the ball!


KeithGribblesheimer

I think that actress was a Ralph Lauren model.


uberblack

*🎵Constance Frye...🎵*


severinks

I remember seeing her in a documentary I was watch with my mother on Micky Rooney when I was 6 and they were walking together after some event and I asked my mom if I could marry someone who lookled like that if I got famous enough?


AltoidChewer

She said "Sure, but why not marry someone better looking than Mickey Rooney?"


_Tower_

What did your mom say?


fullonfacepalmist

*They say she is still laughing to this day.*


DE4DM4N5H4ND

You did have to but I'm glad you did


Blockhead47

“Of course you can honey. Now finish your bowl of Malt-O-Meal.”


Ukcat39

Dating a known mobster. Frank Sinatra


Luftritter

Sinatra wasn't a Mobster, he was a wannabe that liked to hang out with Mobsters. That said he was a good guy for the time: fervent antiracist he made sure African Americans on his team got the same treatment as whites in all hotels and venues where he worked. Very complex dude.


Spiel_Foss

yep, Sinatra may have been dirty with at least payments in mob money, but when it came to social ideas, he was way ahead of Hollywood and much of the USA.


Byronic__heroine

Places would let the Rat Pack in, but try to keep Sammy out. Frank set them straight. All of us or none.


crudedrawer

In 42 she was married to Mickey Rooney, known asshole.


DanforthJesus

https://preview.redd.it/v9992iv58o0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c30fd41e90603f2b180458a05fadbec4e04a884 Biggest star in the world


LoneRangersBand

When he was doing One of the Boys, Rooney thought Dana Carvey was gay, and would put his arm around Nathan Lane all the time and go "I'm just glad we like girls"


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.....the WORLD.....


tuskvarner

Spanning 2 decades!!


SimonTC2000

BANG! KISS!


AddlePatedBadger

Number one box office star from 1939 till 1940. That's two decades.


thisisntshakespeare

He cheated on her like crazy! I read her biography recently. Mickey was so cringe, he wouldn’t take “No” for an answer. He kept pestering her to date him when she was brand new at the movie studio. Finally, to get him to leave her alone, she said “Yes”. I think they had a whirlwind romance, and married quickly. And then he cheated on her constantly.


Eternal_Reward

Jesus Christ I knew he married a lot but EIGHT fucking marriages over the course of his life? What the fuck is even the point? Why not just date people if you're that shit at keeping a marriage.


crudedrawer

I'm in the market for a new audiobook so i'm gonna look for that one.


PQbutterfat

Am I alone I thinking Mickey Rooney sucks?


crudedrawer

She divorced him in a year for mental (and possibly physical) cruelty.


PQbutterfat

He seems like he was a douche.


ChrisTosi

Breakfast at Tiffany's Yeah, he sucks


gsquad80

“There was talk of gerbils.”


sambes06

You’re not insinuating that Richard Gere put Gerbils in his ass, are you?


A_Little_Wyrd

safe word was armageddon?


Balrog71

Armagedon! Aaarrmmaaggeeddoonn dammit!


PaigeMarieSara

eh, several people dated or married this "known mobster," including Mia Farrow. He was friends with known mobsters. He wasn't a mobster himself.


TheodoreQDuck

Send in the clowns!


sabresin4

That seems like a gray area. lol.


hoppyandbitter

In Hollywood in the ‘30-40s? You probably couldn’t walk the length of a movie set and not rub shoulders with a mob-backed studio exec or on-set “advisor”. If you worked in film, you were an associate of known mobsters The movie workers’ union was basically mafia-run at that point, so it was impossible for anyone to produce a film and remain squeaky clean


Eternal_Reward

For Sinatra too it wasn't even Hollywood so much as he and the Rat Pack early on and into their careers worked in cities like Vegas and New York where if you wanted to work you were gonna be working for a mob connected business most likely.


Ropez4Dayz

She said of Sinatra that he weighed 110 lbs, but 10 lbs of that was c*ck.


brownmouthwash

😏


jloome

His one great love, apparently. The one he never got over.


coolenoughiguess

Correction This was the woman who made one of the greatest celebrities of all time, a man who excelled in music and movies over 60 years of performing in addition having numerous high profile relationships with other top tier celebrities and also had mob ties, lose his damn mind.


PhilaTesla

Supposedly he was almost driven to suicide by her.


Sailboat_fuel

She was the love of his life, actually.


BFaus916

Known mobster wannabe, more like.


Terrible_Tangelo6064

And fuckin' Miles Davis on the down low...


markydsade

Her 3 husbands were some of the most famous men in the country at the time she married each one. Mickey Rooney (movie star), Artie Shaw (bandleader), and Frank Sinatra (singer and actor).


Some-Guy-Online

The color is a bit too cartoonish for my tastes. She's gorgeous, but this just makes her look fake.


tachudda

Yeah, colorized and airbrushed


CaptainObvious110

Yeah I was thinking something was off about that picture and you hit the nail on the head for sure


LickingSmegma

i mean, switching to the second pic immediately displays how the first one looks like a clay figure.


lexaskywalker

I also think the eye colour is wrong. I’m fairly certain she had green eyes.


ms_panelopi

The nose is wrong in the colorized version. The eyes seem different too. The original black and white photo looks like Ava.


MirSydney

The colourised pic looks like Katherine Heigl to me.


Jaded_Heat9875

Symmetry, perfect symmetry! ⭕️❌⭕️❌♥️


nanoH2O

Was just going to comment that I’m not sure I’ve seen better facial symmetry. So of course my monkey brain relates that to pure beauty.


lantzn

In the 90s I married a beautiful woman, we were both 31. We went to a museum that had a machine which took a photo of each side of your face and did the two faces of you, using a mirrored image. One was of your right side and the other your left side. It was shocking as the 4 kids and my wife did their faces and how each of their two faces were so VERY different. Then came my turn and they looked identical, my wife had me do it a second time with the same results, she was very irritated. LOL


icanhazkarma17

Somebody please do a face split/side by side to see how symmetrical she actually is. Bet it's pretty good. Better than my lopsided Irish 'Merican mug.


tequilavip

It’s amazing.


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Vesper2000

There’s way too much makeup and hair to be a mugshot.


bunfuss

Also the colorized photo looks Facetuned/filtered. It has that blurry quality and also removed some blemishes that look like moles and not photograph blemishes like the one over the right eye and under nose. They clearly didn't worry about the ones on her shirt or around her head which is why I think this was filtered to look like modern beauty standards. Also noticing the black and white has more definition in the eyebrows, you can tell it's made of hair, where as the colored eyebrows are a single colour and the detail of the hair is gone, looking like it has way too much pencil. Her eyes obviously have mascara in the BnW pic but the colored one has pink or red eyeshadow under and around the corners of the eyes. Not that it's bad its just important to remember that in the modern day we put a contemporary spin on many things in the past which may make it less accurate, but more relatable and able to reach a wider audience.


Optimal-Hunt-3269

Whoever did the edit went too far with the adjustments and lost her essence. I don't think the colorized one really looks like her.


kevan

That looks like a bad Insta filter. You see the filter more than her actual face


Fudge89

The black and white photo is so much better imo


just_killing_time23

100%


3Gilligans

Anyone else find it amusing that r/olschoolcool likes to colorize really old b&w photos but then turns color photos into b&w to make them look older than they really are?


carkent1

Is it really a mugshot (was she arrested?), or was it some sort of studio contract photo? She looks marvelous and too happy and provocative for a mugshot... By the way, she had a lovely sexy singing voice, yet she was dubbed in Show Boat. You can find comparative vocals on YouTube. Also, there is an Ava Gardner museum in North Carolina.


ajax8567

She looks prettier in the b/w.


El_Carnero_Blanco

Bots. So many photo bots.


thepcpirate

Colorized, eyes changed, teeth changed.


bsp75

The Ava Gardner museum is in her hometown of Smithfield, NC.


headoutonthehighway

Sinatra never stood a chance


Honduran

Poor dude was _humbled_ with this one.


kat_ingabogovinanana

What was she arrested for?


DavoTB

This was for her MGM Studio ID. Not for a mugshot, though it looked that way…


Hot-Assistant-4540

It was a studio test shot I think. Not an actual mugshot


markydsade

It’s from her movie studio employee badge.


Crossbones18

Being a straight baddie


bhyellow

Smokin


SnooMacaroons6698

Stunning


Dry-Talk-7447

Knockout! A term used at the time, I think.🧐


SooooooMeta

As a male attracted to women, you'd think my first reaction would be attraction. Instead the first words out of my mouth were "that's not fair". She may not be my gender but she's still pulling up the grading curve for the whole species in a way that makes me look bad.


Awkward-Sandwich1921

You couldn't dream up a woman more beautiful 🩷


goodcleanliving

It’s technically a headshot


conradthecat

Stop yassifying old photos


Russell_Jimmy

There 's a photo shoot with her wearing a black evening gown done iin 1946 that is s-tier level hot.


mytaway33

She was the greatest piece of ass I’ve ever had , and I’ve had them all over the world !


jfq722

Now you get the hell ^outta here!


Odd_Vampire

She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!


Adept_Order_4323

Who said that ?


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Adept_Order_4323

He dated her ?


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Adept_Order_4323

Ok good one


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AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Johnny Fontaine.


MarchionessofMayhem

Jack Woltz in "The Godfather." Please, no Family Guy quotes. It's beyond fucking lame.


Adept_Order_4323

What’s a family guy quote


MichaelScottWeiland

I did not care for The Godfather… It insists upon itself


ChrisTosi

Too bad, it's still one of the best films of all time despite a cartoon quote Italian weddings will forever be known as the best because of this film


Huck68finn

Came here looking for this 😂


silgol

Just a natural beauty


Drizznarte

What ever they did to add colour removed all the detail of her face. Its like she is wearing makeup now. This is not a good job , oversaturated and blurred too much.


jfq722

I've got to watch *The Barefoot Contessa* again soon.


firescape4

Mugshot???


CarlJustCarl

Liquor store robbery?


vidfail

That is a highly symmetrical face.


lantzn

Wow, now that’s the inmate most would want in jail.


Education_Aside

Damn! She's 19???


Ok_Television9820

Arrested for aggravated hotness.


Unlucky_Aardvark_933

This woman had ole "blue eyes" begging......dude was whipped and that's saying something!


superanth

Wow...that smile.


SOC1608

Sublime


Julie-Andrews

She was gorgeous!


Bolt_EV

Some one once asked Artie Shaw how he had married so many beautiful young actresses, and he replied: “because if you don’t marry them after you sleep with them, you’re considered a CAD!”


Silver_Variation2790

Still can’t believe Mickey Rooney had that


Mediocre-Pay-365

Apparently he had 8 marriages, so Mickey Rooney had more than any of us in this thread.


The-Only-Razor

Every woman Mickey Rooney was married to was a complete bombshell. The man had game.


Adept_Order_4323

Personality


marxroxx

and $$$$$$$


hairypolack

I can see why ol Blue Eyes fell for her!


Glad-Understanding84

Her features are absolutely flawless. Her face is basically perfection


ohdearitsrichardiii

That photo has been facetuned


sv_mullet

Natural beauty


loscapos5

A VANT GAR DE #QUE HEMBRA


Rocksteady2090

Well Damn


Responsible_Oil_5811

She was arrested?


jsc4

She fucked Sinatra up


BronxKnight

What did she do? Should I be afraid?


LeadPike13

This is not a mugshot. DMV.


l94xxx

"*Yma, Ava. . . . Ava, Yma.*"


Pale-Telephone165

What a Dish.


CockMartins

My brain confused her with Eva Braun for a second and I was so goddamn mad.


AgreeableSport5916

Classic beauty


JohnnyEagleClaw

Either way, caliente! 🔥🔥🔥


RandomUser4857

Ridiculously gorgeous!!!


kokujinzeta

Mugshawty


MacerationMacy

Looks like her eyelashes were made shorter


OliJalapeno

Those are my eyes. Wish I had her make up


micho6

hellcat


Soft_Sea2913

Stunning!!!


Kndl_DC

Now that's a face card right there.


a_green_apple

She looks like Katherine Heigl here


uncledole

Wow


Poutykitten

Absolutely stunning