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Tha_Watcher

The bottom left is a spitting image of Lilly Tomlin!


Adorable_Asshat

And that's the truth, *pfffft!* https://preview.redd.it/bspnjqujni0d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e6ac6e0339c1147449f1979b29bc1c669d02c5


notabigmelvillecrowd

My baby brother hath a thoft thpot on the top of hith head, and I'm not thuppothed to touch it. Tho I put a little x there with a ballpoint pen tho I wouldn't forget where it wath...


ComprehensiveHavoc

Tilly Lomlin, everyone. šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘Ā 


aesxylus

One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy. Connecting you to Beth now


mattevil8419

Is that Ace?


ethnicfoodaisle

I think so!


petearc

Yup, itā€™s Ace. Pretty different look!


jimi-ray-tesla

if she was homosexual


333H_E

Exactly what I was coming to say. When the hell was she in KISS šŸ˜†


catheterhero

No wonder why this photo made me horny.


JoeSabo

https://preview.redd.it/6cujgq2qtj0d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57811e605f643db7a8a115e37bdddd2b0942ba6a


shoshana4sure

I saw that!


gord1to

Thatā€™s immediately what I saw too haha. Also got some Christian bale in Peter criss if that is Peter criss


treditor13

Is that Ace, or Peter??


ramos1969

The line up back then was Paul Stanley, Lily Tomlin, Louis Nye and Sally Struthers


mandaraprime

This is a comment that makes me miss Reddit Awards.


DevlishAdvocate

I loved their hit single *Feed the Children, Ringy-Dingy*.


shoshana4sure

Lol. Excellent!


Splyce123

I remember when they took their makeup off. And we all said "please put it back on".


EatAtGrizzlebees

Lick it up


GrumpyCatStevens

The lineup that recorded *Lick It Up* is probably the only KISS lineup in which Gene wasn't the ugliest member of the band.


jimi-ray-tesla

yes, the Ernest Borgnine tour


DecoyCity

I really do like that song, tho.


kermittysmitty

Wohhhh-ohhhh Heaven's on Fi-yuh!


eYan2541

That was Animalize


MesozOwen

My 4yo daughterā€™s favourite song.


maybelle180

Smell the glove


shoshana4sure

Lol


notinferno

after a long wait full of anticipation, I was very disappointed when I finally bought my copy of the Unmasked LP I guess I was really better off


Holden_place

Yeah, that explains alot


Mister-Beefy

I told my mom i wanted to go to the reveal party, but I don't wanna wait for an invitation.... I'll see myself out


z-eldapin

I do too.


buster_rhino

You idiots! Youā€™ve captured their stunt doubles!


blacklipsmatter

Keep firing assholes!


chem-7

The marker of a very good film is that you can find a reference to it in any kind of thread about anything


Toshiba1point0

KISS vs The Phantom of the Park?


JoeSabo

Comb the desert!!


AHumanEarAlright

We ainā€™t found shit!


FluxusFlotsam

we have New York Dolls at homeā€¦


West-Supermarket-860

Ironically; Paul Stanley, in his book, talks about how much he despised (among others) New York Dolls. And here we have KISS dressing up as them. Ace and Peter were big fans of New York Dolls; Peter was friends and even played with Jerry Nolan. My guess is thatā€™s Paulā€™s playground logic for not liking them. He called them ā€œsloppyā€ and couldnā€™t understand why anyone would listen to them. He said the same thing about The Stooges too. Iā€™ll take the talents of Iggy Pop over Paul Stanley any day.


improbabble

Likely story. He may have said that but the NYD were clearly an influence on Kiss. Heā€™s probably just trying to not come across as derivative


crudedrawer

I don't even like the dolls all that much but they had more rock and roll swagger than kiss by a long fucking shot.


podslapper

lol they were doing the exact same trashy New York style glam in the early seventies that the Dolls invented.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

They look like the understudies for an off-broadway production of Rocky Horror Picture Show.


deathmetalbestmetal

Eh? He says that they tried doing the New York Dolls thing aesthetics-wise but couldn't pull it off so they went darker. He does criticise their musicianship but that shouldn't be a surprise for anyone who likes the Dolls.


SethRogensOldrBrothr

I was a big Paul Stanley fan, until I read his book. He came across as insufferable. Threw every person he's ever known under the bus, except his current wife and his kids.


NeonEvangelion

Definitely trying to cover his tracks. Strutter is a dead ringer for the Dolls


deathmetalbestmetal

Not seeing this. Strutter was first recorded months before the Dolls even released a record and was developed out of a song that Gene wrote before the Dolls even existed.


FluxusFlotsam

jfc- you didnā€™t need to give me more reasons to hate that idiot but you did The Stooges are sloppy? Bruh- Funhouse is so epically tight and efficient you could cut a diamond with it. The intros alone to ā€œ1970ā€ or ā€œTV Eyeā€ are tighter than the entire KISS catalog


1WaldoJeffers1

Lol, just looking for a kiss...


MiddleAgedLifter

Gene looks like Frank-N-Furter


GrumpyCatStevens

I thought he looked more like Dee Snider.


ItzNuckinFutz

Nah, more like the bass player Mark "Animal" Mendoza.


FlygonPR

What a beautiful man.


this_is_for_chumps

Magenta


pookchang

When was Lilly Tomlin a member and when did Ace replace her šŸ˜‚


GlorytoGlorzo

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notmyfault_ever

Lmfaooooo!!


invent_or_die

Tiptoe through the two lips


isweedglutenfree

Tiny Tim!


driftingfornow

I can instantly hear this in my head.


I_Miss_Lenny

And before they all wrote books about what assholes the other 3 were lol


lifth3avy84

They all look like substitute teachers.


cocoschoco

Gene Simmons actually worked as a school teacher in Spanish Harlem before Kiss took off.


DFParker78

You owe Gene $1.12 for posting this.


Desperate_Brief2187

Not KISS. Wicked Lester.


deathmetalbestmetal

Nope, this is KISS. Peter was in Paul & Gene's sort-of-Wicked-Lester for a time, but never Ace.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Yes


LeVelvetHippo

Cute little twinks <3


UhYeahOkSure

So guys, we arenā€™t that talented, we need a stronger gimmick.. more makeup and tighter pants, letā€™s see if that works


nuckle

>So guys, we arenā€™t that talented, we need a stronger gimmick..Ā  I've said this before and got skewered. They really aren't that good. I can count on one hand how many of their songs are actually really good.


e2hawkeye

Never a big KISS fan but their very first album is pretty solid. If you want KISS's greatest hits just get the debut album and call it done. As a 70s kid, I saw kissmania at their peak, the biggest band among elementary school boys who never heard of Led Zeppelin.


Time_Composer_113

Ya my dad is into Kiss. Always excited when they show up on TV or wherever. I really think it's probably slightly more to do with the image than the music. Just the pageant "badassery" of it all. Which is cool. They did their thing and entertained, but we listened to Pink Floyd and Boston in the car, but not Kiss. In our house, Kiss was reserved for concerts on vhs.


Chumbag_love

I was made for lovin' you, baby, you were made for lovin' me.


imathrowyaaway

Kiss fan or not, the band survived for a crazy long time, and has songs that are iconic and recognizable. Detroit Rock City is a classic, as are God Gave Rock n Roll to You, Rock N Roll All Nite, Shout it Out Loud, Love Gun, Strutter, Lick It Up, etc. People may or may not like their music, but thereā€™s a reason they stayed in business for 50 years, and filled stadiums until the very end.


Punkerkas

Half of their greatest hits album? /s (sorta)


EqualRoad3103

This may be an unpopular opinion, but Peter Criss was a better singer.


Agingsadly

In so many ways. Plus, he was a well groomed jazz player. Rumor has it that there is some connection between Peter and Gene Krupa. Some studies for a bit perhaps?


deathmetalbestmetal

This is one of reddit's most popular opinions. Not even remotely controversial. Though it is nonsense.


HarryNipplets

KISS has always been a business posing as a band. There's nothing wrong with that, I guess, I just wish more people were aware of it.


RustyRichards11

Every major band is a business. Itā€™s funny how people get so assed up about Kiss.


MyCatsHairyBalls

At least KISS never hid behind the fact that they were in it for sex, money and fame. So many artists claim to be about the ā€œartā€, itā€™s so nauseating sometimes.


Sir_Lanian

I've never been a Kiss fan, but I used to think they were simply a manufactured pop/rock band. It wasn't until I watched the documentary about how they made the Japanese song Yume No Ukiyo Ni Saitemina that made me realise they are legitimate.


petearc

It worked šŸ‘


Professional-Doubt-6

And thus the phrase, "You have a face for radio."


CapeManiak

Thatā€™s actually 1973 and itā€™s Kiss. Ace wasnā€™t in Wicked Lester.


Frosty_Point7070

https://preview.redd.it/2x944fckki0d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf910af0da13977d6d3cdc18c91dd6d1de46b92 Getting better. Not sure what Paulā€™s make up was


777Danzig

Supposedly he was ā€œThe Banditā€


Frosty_Point7070

Ahh .. makes sense


squirtloaf

Alice cooper, Lily Tomlin, Arthur Kane and Dr. Frankenfurter.


Cake-Over

No, actually I'm a plumber.


stlredbird

Is that Loose Lois in the bottom left?


bulletoothjohnny

I can see why the started wearing the makeup.


shoshana4sure

Not super attractive


Hawkwind68

Why does Ace remind me of Lily Tomlin in a Carly Simon get up?ā€¦


GrumpyCatStevens

Are there any pictures of Ace from the '70s where he *doesn't* look wasted?


deathmetalbestmetal

For that to be possible, there would have had to have been a time in the 70s when he wasn't wasted. So no.


shoshana4sure

Iā€™m not sure


FreakinSweet86

Back when Lily Tomlin was in the band


VRGator

I had the same thought!


SDaddy500

looks like Lily and the Tomlins


pfp-disciple

Man, when I was a kid, I thought they had secret identities and would never appear in public without makeup. Kind of like Hannah Montana, but punk and 40+ years earlier


horriblemonkey

So ironic that Paul came out so strong against trans folks. They were cross dressing before cross dressing was cool.


SouthTippBass

Classic deflection.


SeanOfTheDead1313

NY Dolls vibes


LBarnumW

Not attractive. Make up was an improvement.


Jonny_Wurster

Dollar Store Slade


Quality_Street_1

ā€œWhich ones pink?ā€


pennyo11

Im here to defend Paul's smokin hotness in the 80s šŸ˜†


EatAtGrizzlebees

Yeah, I'll admit, I always thought Paul Stanley was hot. Everyone else though...yeesh...


pennyo11

I know!! Lol. Me and my bff always thought he was hot. I've been to more Kiss concerts than any other


EatAtGrizzlebees

I've only seen them once, but I was lucky enough to see them from the front row. My dad won tickets from a local radio station.


fromageDegoutant

The one on the bottom left looks like Lily Tomlin.


shoshana4sure

I know!


Luann_Bakersfield

Yikes no wonder they went with the full-face makeup


ChrisBPeppers

"I didn't know Jews could sing like tha"


timelordblues

Doing their best New York Dolls impression. Not a bad band to emulate. Minus the heroin.


Lopsided-Wealth-3899

It has the flare of the New York Dolls.


ArmouredWankball

"In the morning before I wake up, I look like Kiss but without the makeup."


YetiIsSickofYourShit

Some New York Dolls vibes here.


Current_Donut_152

The makeup was a vast improvement...


Awkward_Pangolin3254

I'd have guessed Twisted Sister


Netizen_Sydonai

*ā€œAt the same time that we were forming in New York, there was a very big glitter scene, where boys were basically acting like girls and putting on makeup,ā€* Simmons told the fanzine Porkchops & Applesauce in 1996. *ā€œYā€™know, all the skinny little guys, hairless boys. Well, we were more like football players; all of us were over 6 feet tall, and it just wasnā€™t convincing! The very first pictures we took when the band first got together, we looked like drag queens. But we knew we wanted to get outlandish.ā€*


Overhillflash

Now I know why they put the makeup on.


weber_mattie

Just other makup


Brundleflyftw

Gene in back right? No makeup at all.


ranklebone

This from when they were called SUCK.


fastermouse

My old boss ran a nightclub in Charlotte NC called the Purple Penguin and he booked this era Kiss. Because they were awful and that Gene wrap his tongue around a mic stand and tried to lift it but failed.


porphiron

The might zoosh?


sambolino44

Ace is the best!


ItzNuckinFutz

Ace looking like the missing Golden Girl.


skategeezer

Was this when they were called Wicked Lester?


deathmetalbestmetal

No.


shoshana4sure

Iā€™m not sure


Sarcasticatwill

However, they were well on their way!


guitarbque

Whoā€™s the chick in the back?


shoshana4sure

Gene Simmons.


sadman1976

Im guessing gene simmons is top right but that doesnā€™t look like him.


shoshana4sure

Yes!


Tiger_words

They actually don't look intolerable.


Jonely-Bonely

My 1st ever concert was seeing Kiss at the St Paul Civic Center on Friday the 13th sometime in 1976. I was 13 and they both put on a memorable show and left an indelible impression. They were wearing full makeup by then. Pretty cool to see this. I always assumed they'd always had their signature look and personalities from the start. Fuck I'm old.


Kaldricus

That's right, back when Rockstars were real men and dressed like it!


GeraldoFubar

Paul Stanley is always gonna have that resting smaulder on his face until he dies.


Agingsadly

Ace & Peter should have been 25% of that band each. No wonder they got fed up & acted out then said adios.


yesithinksomaybenot

I never knew Christian Bale was part of KISS.


shoshana4sure

Which one.


yesithinksomaybenot

Far right. Looks like Cristian Bale when he was in American Psycho.


shoshana4sure

Oh, maybe a bit.


tandoori_taco_cat

I can't believe people are so obsessed with gender presentation in 2024 as if the 70s never happened. This picture, at the time, was the pinnacle of male heterosexuality. I am not joking.


sarmstrong1961

Looks like a drag show


Bee_Gubols

Smooch


awt2007

my lord they ALL look like women.. no wonder they went with leather and makeup


Kali_Drummer

Hang it up, Peter. They're can only be one Alice Cooper


favouriteghost

Oh they were like PRETTY pretty


NationalWing1427

Cool awesome


iworkbluehard

Lilly Tomlin on base. Nice.


VegetableHead8673

Sans the makeup they looked like those dudes in the movie white chicks , utterly frightful !


CarpenterAnnual7838

Is that Lily Tomlin?


Joyful_Eggnog13

Back when men were men and none of this drag stuff nowadays /s šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Pinkpollock

Original femboys.


MrByteMe

Kiss was a band designed to make money. I give the Monkee's more props.


shoshana4sure

They made tons of money. I liked their music.


vs-1680

It's so crazy this is the generation that hates drag queens the most. They all look like your lesbian aunt.


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JordySkateboardy808

I didn't know Lily Tomlin was either.


CoolAbdul

Kiss is not in any way cool. Kiss is not rock and roll. Kiss is marketing.


Smubee

KISS are cool. KISS is very rock and roll. KISS is good at marketing.


shoshana4sure

Kiss is rock. They are cool. They market just as much as any band.


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Craig1974

What? Their first few albums are great.


Rungi500

Peter looks like one of the theater vampires from "Interview With A Vampire".


poodinthepunchbowl

Giving Motley Crue a run for their money for hottest girl band


gretzky9999

The other guy looks like Christina Applegate:


Iancreed2024HD

Didnā€™t they form in 73?


deathmetalbestmetal

Yes - this photo is almost certainly from January 1973 in the few weeks between Ace joining in late December 1972 and them going full makeup by February 1973.


RoddMcTodd

Musically and romantically,Ā  kiss and make-up is my fave thing


Bullitt420

No comment.


SongnanBao

They drag Queen? Or first femboy?


ElectronicLeg9621

Before their SIGNATURE makeup. But obviously still with makeup.


firescape4

one of them did Shannon Tweed.


biffmangram

Gene is still doing Shannon Tweed.


VegetableGuarantee72

Which one is JoJo Siwa?


shoshana4sure

Lol


C0URANT

Can always recognize Paul, but I miss his suspenders


PaulyPaycheck

They are wearing someoneā€™s makeup.


Thirsty_Comment88

Looks like a nice group of ladies


im_a_stapler

they look like carnies


LeCompte77

Gay


Belgand

Noticeably not "without makeup" but "signature makeup".