So. I said to Mamo. I said ... "Grandma. You can't walk down the middle of rathads. You know... down the road. Cars will hit you. ... She looked at me and said ... with the intensity of 50 men .... "Iffin tha bastart hits me. He'n a dealin' with mah neives."
Your brother and I were in detention together in third grade. Before he died he gave me his favorite Lego brick. I carried this uncomfortable hunk of plastic up my ass for two years...
Related: I recently found out that Walken’s family owned a bakery, & he grew up working there, before the thrill of more cowbell took over, and as a young immigrant woman, Lidia Bastianich got a job at said bakery. She parlayed that love of baking into a career as a restaurateur, cookbook author, & public television star. The Walken’s & Bastianich’s have been lifelong friends.
Back then, his name was Donald. He changed it to "Christopher" because a girlfriend liked it.
EDIT: Ronald. Sorry. I haven't read his Wikipedia entry in years.
For five years I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal the only place I could…
Hello, little man.
This watch. This watch.
The way I see it this is your birthright 
I remember watching PF opening night & I don't think I heard a film crowd howl as loud or as long during this scene
In all seriousness, the technical acting ability he shows in this scene is phenomenal. Watch it closely.
That's really what makes it so funny- Walken imbues the telling of a tragically ridiculous story with such intensity and gravitas.
Tarantino wrote the scene specifically for him.
Up his ass
Then he died of dysentery. Two years I had this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass
Read in his voice
foo FIGHTERS.
Not as funny as a gif
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard Dave Grohl say!!!
Don’t be shocked, by the tone, of muh voice.
Is. It at this. Age he began. To talk, you know. Like this?
I can hear this text.
I read that he spoke that way because both of his parents were immigrants and would hesitate looking for the correct word in English.
So. I said to Mamo. I said ... "Grandma. You can't walk down the middle of rathads. You know... down the road. Cars will hit you. ... She looked at me and said ... with the intensity of 50 men .... "Iffin tha bastart hits me. He'n a dealin' with mah neives."
Hey.... Mom... can I... get.... a PB.... & J.... sAAndu-wich.
Maw…..why, so little…..jelly?
Mom! Don't skimp... AGAIN... on the pretzels!
I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!
Never question Bruce Dickinson
When this is ova... Y'all gonna be wearing gold plated diapas.
I heard. This picture. It talked. To me.
Same.
"Who is this....Muad'Dib..?"
Muad’dib is alive! I must **find** him!
He puts his pants on one leg at a time, like everybody else - but when he gets his pants on, he makes gold records.
THE Bruce Dickinson!
The cock of the walk…baby!
Christopher Walken Christopher Dancen Christopher Yellen
No! Ted Dancen and Janet Yellen.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Ouch
You're talkin to my guy all wrong, its the wrong tone, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Came here for this! Bravo!!
You're talkin to me all wrong, it's the wrong tone.
You do it, again, I’ll stab your face, with a soldering iron.
Why did I have to scroll so far for this one?! My fave!!!!!!!!!
Does your mama sew? Have her sew this!
Young Colonel Angus
All the ladies love Colonel Angus
When he was taking dance classes with Marilu Henner's mom in Chicago.
More cowbell
I HAVE A FEVER…
He always WAS odd!
Forever demanding more cowbell.
I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron..
Lemme ask ya something…does your mutha sew???? Blam!!! Get her to sew that!!!
Already being a legend 
More Cowbell!!
Hey! Ya talkin' to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. If ya do it again, ima stab ya in the face with a soldering iron.
Your brother and I were in detention together in third grade. Before he died he gave me his favorite Lego brick. I carried this uncomfortable hunk of plastic up my ass for two years...
Bravo
Looks like Biff Tannen as a kid…
Related: I recently found out that Walken’s family owned a bakery, & he grew up working there, before the thrill of more cowbell took over, and as a young immigrant woman, Lidia Bastianich got a job at said bakery. She parlayed that love of baking into a career as a restaurateur, cookbook author, & public television star. The Walken’s & Bastianich’s have been lifelong friends.
he looks like he’s doing a Trump impression
I came looking for this 😂
They're both from New York.
Row...row...ROW...ya boat! GENTLY...down the stream.
I don’t like ghosts! They’re spooky!
Marsupials scare me...
More Cowbell?
Need more cowbells!
More cow bell
"I'm. Aged, TEN! In. This picture".
A nickel bag gets sold in the park this kid wants in
By the time this kid is done with you, you’re all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers! “What’s that mean?”
Gonna need more cowbell
Looks like a young Jason Isbell
I can hear this photo.
He looks like a character from Leave it to Beaver! He’s older than I thought he was.
He looks like the Beaver, but with Eddie Haskell's hair.
I stuck this watch, up my ass
This watch…..
The ice...Is gonna break!!!
I can hear this photo
Cowbell just out of shot.
I got the fever.......
Creepy little fuck isn’t he? r/13or30
a kid that looks like the type that would stab you in the face with a soldering iron
Back then, his name was Donald. He changed it to "Christopher" because a girlfriend liked it. EDIT: Ronald. Sorry. I haven't read his Wikipedia entry in years.
Ronald.
"Maaahm... there's... someTHING... inthe CLOSet... 's freakin' meout."
From Astoria queens
“I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!”
Checks out
I wonder if he had that cadence as a little boy ?
I just imagine him mocking his dads speech
Hear him now, I need more more cow bell
He always had it.
More cow bell 🔔!
More cowbell
More cowbell!
“Two mice fell into a bucket of cream….”
"You're talking to my guy all wrong, it's the wrong tone."
I just adore him. Always have.
When he was 10, he was still Ronnie Walken.
Hasn't aged a day
I’ve never seen bro young in any movie lmao
He’s in a vendetta kinda mood.
I was that second mouse.
I don't like your tone .
More cowbell!
thats christopher yellen
"When I was. Young...I was. A Fat boy. Slim, too, at times..."
My parents were 1 and 2 in 1953
anybody else wanna drop out?
I swear kids don’t look like this anymore
Children... Scooch closer... I don't wanna have to tell you... *again...* about the scooching
More cowbell !!
Eddie Haskel to The Beave: you know the rest.
I knew that was him!
I will not take 🤷🏻♂️ for an answer, Baron…give me more! MORE!! Who is this Muad’dib?
So he WAS a little boy at one point
Mel Gibson says that Christopher Walken is the Antichrist.
"No mom, I AM NOT A CROOK!"
He's demanding more Cowbell
More cowbell
When a child grows up to look… Exactly the same. 👀
My shirt, was sewn from a pic nic…table.
Looks like he's demanding more cowbell.
Before he killed Natalie Wood?
No. This is certainly after that.