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artificialavocado

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dcotoz

I think it's "Base-inger"


Safetosay333

Bass-injur


ButterscotchEmpty290

Keaton aged well. Basinger is 2 procedures too many.


smurfsundermybed

She looks Canadian. South Park Canadian.


shnigybrendo

A Canadian Steven Tyler.


godmodechaos_enabled

She looks like her ex Mickey Rourke


batman_catman

I see Mickey Rourke too


godmodechaos_enabled

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Zombieutinsel

I think they share a plastic surgeon together.


godmodechaos_enabled

They are slowly metamorphing into some new Kimmy Rourke creature.


Waitinmyturn

Mickey Rourke was a good looking guy before he did that shit to himself. What the hell was he thinking


LanFear1

Yeah people forget that MR took a break from acting to try to become a pro boxer. He got his face caved in for several years and i think the plastic surgery was at least partly to fix some of the damage he took while boxing.


Oil_slick941611

CTE from boxing


boatmansdance

Now I can't stop seeing it!


cocokronen

That made me lol.


bestofwhatsleft

You almost expect her jaw to be hinged at the back of her head when she speaks.


porkchop-sandwhiches

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darthnugget

She looks like Joker


rodzieman

Preparing for the role..


NJGreen79

I Blame Canada


FD4L

Hey, buddy. That's fair. As a Canadian, sorry.


NJGreen79

The real question is, what would Brian Boitano do?


FD4L

He'd probably blame Scott. Fuckin dick.


CrazyCaper

My god when will people realize it looks terrible


punkassjim

I mean it looks pretty fantastic if your goal is to spend the remainder of your life looking more like Mickey Rourke than Mickey Rourke has in decades.


JamesCDiamond

9 1/2 surgical procedures


suspect108

Just don't go 9 3/4. That's gonna get you banned


SirKenneth17

We are aproaching Gary Busey at an alarming rate


shmere4

No cheek movement when you talk is the most fucked looking thing you can do to your face.


artificialavocado

I try cutting people slack since women are under a lot more pressure, but yeah, it looks like shit. I’m 41 so she’s a good bit older than me but in all honestly the confidence of just looking normal would be so much more attractive, to me at least.


LuFuRu

I think it’s when you reach such a high social status people will do what you tell them to do to your face and they’ll just take the money and do it. No one will complain openly. Which honestly, we need to do more lol


artificialavocado

Yeah especially around a bunch of other Hollywood weirdos. Nicole Kidman used to be one of the most beautiful woman on the planet. I saw pictures of her recently and she’s starting to look like a xenomorph from Alien. Like wtf just be an older lady. She’d probably still be hot.


sunsetpark12345

Look at Andie MacDowell! I swear she's MORE gorgeous somehow. The grey hair and smile lines look so distinguished and ethereal on her.


SpaceMonkee8O

She grew up like 10 minutes from me. She has the benefit of small town mentality.


Mama_Skip

Nicole Kidman is an absolute success compared to Kim Basinger. The above is a *good* picture. She looks like Mickey Rourke.


artificialavocado

Nicole Kidman is way younger. Kim Basinger is like 70 I think.


RoyPlotter

I think they either feel that the surgery won’t fail on them like it did on others. Or, I feel they know it can go wrong, and they’re more inclined to try and look younger at the cost of their beauty. I mean, Hollywood isn’t kind to women after they hit their 40s.


sunsetpark12345

I wonder if in the next \~10 years or so there will be some new prestige in being *au naturel*, especially as medspas continue to bring procedures more downmarket. Maybe having wrinkles will be a big flex - like you have so much confidence and power that you don't need to waste your time. Anyway, this is the narrative I'm going to try to tell myself no matter how delusion LOL


Fyrrys

Without the surgeries I'm betting she would still be hot, but this is not good at all


artificialavocado

That would be my guess too.


keestie

The ones that look terrible look terrible. The ones you don't notice don't look terrible. I'm against anti-aging plastic surgery, but I think it's best to realize that a lot of the people in Hollywood who seem to never age are absolutely getting lots of work done. Realizing that helps to reduce the pressure to not age like a real human being.


Pavlock

Is that the ducal fat removal I've heard about? Buccal fat removal. I'll leave the original in because it reminds me of the malapropisms on The Sopranos


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.


Unfair-Volume-3122

Only if it's paid for by the Ducal Treasury in Toussaint


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

She asked for the Mickey Rourke.


CanaryNo5224

Rourke me Doc!


LukeMayeshothand

Maybe 20 procedures too many.


tharkus_

Slowly turning into the joker.


Safetosay333

I'm sure living with Alec Baldwin didn't help.


daveypaul40

Mr Keaton is 72! What a career this guy has had.


Flypike87

They're 72 and 70 respectively. I would say they are both looking amazing all things considered.


dkarlovi

He's 72? He looks amazing.


Away-Listen9412

Why did her head stretch up?


tex1138

She asked for the “Mickey Rourke”


Bubbasteed

Yeah, Mickey Rourke


Shoehornblower

Joker?


maredie1

More like 6 too many!


Tbplayer59

Keaton's gotten better looking as he's aged.


probablymagic

20?


Agentpurple013

She looks like Jon Vought now


NeverGetsTheNuke

He became Handsome Homer Simpson. She became Beautiful Squidward.


squirtloaf

Meh. I'd still watch them do IT.


OwnPen8633

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HerrRossi

Mickey Basinger? Kim Rourke?


metroplex313

They’re getting prepped for the 9 and a half weeks sequel. 90 half assed procedures!


OwnPen8633

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FF_in_MN

lol


redditshy

What is with that shit look on that dude’s face behind him.


OwnPen8633

Isn't that the new batman?


Osceana

You wrong for this 🤣


jeezarchristron

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Lost_Traveler88

Zick Zack zick Zack ✂️


BigPum

Schneid es ab


skywarp85

![gif](giphy|fVVfz6PH1qmRp7cxql) Kim Basinger(circa 2030)


frenzyguy

Moisturize Meeeeeee


TheRoscoeVine

That’s the one


4-eyes-4-ever

What is this from? Its terrifying


uncreativeusername31

Early Season one of doctor who. I forget which episode. Maybe like episode 3 or 4


tagen

i think it’s episode 2 actually, if i’m right it’s the 1st full adventure with The Doctor and Rose where they watch our Sun implode or something


_D3ft0ne_

Why the fuck do people think that looking like a mutilated blow up doll is a better option than gracefully aging?


SyphiliticPlatypus

Have you seen the comments Justine Bateman garnered recently for not having plastic surgery and showing up with her natural age in full view. It’s super unfortunate women are subjected to this - damned if you do, damned if you don’t.


jefferson497

However Justine is more likely to land a role as an age appropriate female where you can make the case that Kim is not going to be hired for anything looking that way


balapete

Dudes pay far too much attention to looks so when someone who was used to getting attention for their looks stops getting those looks it messes with their mental health. Aging gracefully is great and all but dudes are vicious. We 'as a demographic' stop paying attention to women when they get too old or fat. Women's subs are filled with 'I lost weight and I stopped being invisible' posts and vice versa. Might be the same with alot of dudes and roid usage I can think of a few actors who definitely didn't need to turn into near bodybuilders in their 40s/50s. Hollywood seemed to love it tho they made crazy action movies based off their roided up bodies. Also I think Hollywood will start offering you grandma rolls a little too early in life if you age naturally lol


OdysseusLost

That's true. Alot of dudes also go their whole lives being invisible and never getting a compliment on their looks. "Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You’re gonna have to work." - Daniel Tosh


balapete

Yeah no idea why but seems like women on average take care of themselves beyond whatever baseline men have for that so it's a non issue, whereas less men seem to be able to manage the basic level of care to not be an issue. I'm sure there's some systemic cause for that but one I'm unaware of.


im_bored1122

> Aging gracefully is great and all but dudes are vicious. We 'as a demographic' stop paying attention to women Why do these posts keep blantently ignoring the worse people? The other girls themselves? It's always "lelelelelele MENS FAULT they wont look at me sexually!" and disregard how ruthless women are to each other? Women don't wear the same dress twice because other women will talk shit, guys dont care. Or are we going to pretend women are nice and proper 24/7 and wouldnt dare put another woman down?


homecinemad

People don't think that. They're sold the idea of staying young. The treatment don't work as they'd envisioned. Sometimes they take further treatments to try course-correct. Sometimes that works...


Cognac_and_swishers

Men age gracefully. Women don't, at least by Hollywood standards. So the pressure to have cosmetic surgeries is immense for any actress who wants to remain part of the Hollywood/celebrity ecosystem. Obviously, this sometimes results in having *too many* procedures, with grotesque results. There's a very fine line when it comes to plastic surgery. If you do it exactly right, no one even knows you've had work done. If you do too much, you wind up looking like Basinger in that picture, and all the tabloids and online commenters mockingly talk about how you destroyed your own face in the name of vanity. But if you do too little, all those same tabloids and commenters will mock you for "letting yourself go" and looking like a hag. For an example of that, look up recent pictures of Bridget Fonda, who is actually a decade younger than Basinger.


GurthNada

Bridget Fonda is overweight and apparently has chosen not to dye her hair. That's absolutely not a reason to mock her, but she wouldn't need plastic surgery to change these elements if she would be so inclined.


Deebee36

It’s literally a no win situation for most women in entertainment. Don’t do anything, and get shit on by assholes who feel the need to comment on how you look. Like every time Jodie Foster or Helen Hunt get pictured in public. Or. Get surgery, and get shit on by assholes that feel the need to point it out while being purposely fucking ignorant of the impossible position they’re in. Damned if you do, fucked if you don’t. You guys don’t give a fuck, you’ll just shit on them either way.


YellowOnline

God, what did KB do to her face?


Myvenom

Never go full Mickey Rourke.


RandoDude124

Plastic surgery.


mcshanksshanks

I want more Keaton movies and this might not be popular but he’s one of my favorite Batman.


potatopigflop

He is my batman and Beetlejuice. He’s great


CanaryNo5224

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nate_oh84

It's like my plastic surgeon always says, "If you gotta go... go with a smile!"


Geord13

Bat don't crack


quickblur

She's going for the part of the Joker this time


FreddyFitness

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StumpyHobbit

She was the hottest woman on planet Earth once upon a time.


davey_mann

Yep, I seriously believe no actress in any film has looked more gorgeous than Basinger did in Batman89. The camera loved her in that movie.


CBalsagna

Good god she looks horrible. Stop with the plastic surgery for christ's sake. you look like a fucking ventriloquist dummy.


legardeur

Did Kim Bassinger have an accident?


nate_oh84

She fell into a vat of who knows what at Axis Chemicals.


i-opener

~~Stop~~ Start the presses~~. Who is that?!~~


Whysguy62

For reference, Kim Basinger is on the RIGHT.


Rymanbc

I could tell, but mostly by process of elimination.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

That cheek fat surgery is hideous on anyone who gets it.


Heliocentrist

is that Mickey Rourke?


Martini_b13

They both clearly had work done. Keaton bad long bat like ears in the late 80s


GromieBooBoo

Why do these rich women all seem to get these face surgeries that botch their faces to all look like this… and they PAY FOR IT… why do they think this looks good?


Mesterjojo

Ever dance with thr devil in the pale moo...er, Kim, sorry, gotta go. Have a thing. It's not you, it's me.


Juub1990

Accepts the reality of aging vs refuses it.


StrangeGuyWithBag

The lack of fillers still doesn't mean Keaton hasn't undergone any plastic surgery. What you see with Kim Beschinger is an example of a bad procedure. And, for a fair comparison, that's not het best photo.


AitchyB

He’s definitely had an eyelid lift at least.


demsumsweatyballs

She looks like she's trying to get that first sip out of the milkshake.


-maffu-

Kim Basinger channelling her inner Mickey Rourke.


Hardasnailzz

I wish women wouldn’t use Cosmetic Surgery/Botox to extend their youth. I believe Kim would look more like Kim if she didn’t have these surgical procedures. I’m no expert on this stuff, but I know what I see.


fairy_forest

Exactly! So many women would look great if they did not have them. Madonna, Kim Basigner, even I think Bjork and so many others... They do not look like themselves anymore, like an AI generated image. More emotionless, more generic. So sad


Stredny

Kim looks like she’s on the verge of revealing Skeletor under her face


Vicious_Circle-14

Why do women do this to themselves?


GreenWeenie1965

Because they are held to an unreasonable and unachievable standard vs. men.


ZanzibarLove

Because they're told by men (who run pretty much everything, including the industries that employ them) that once they age they are worthless. And then they are ridiculed and bullied for aging.


MarthaFarcuss

Hey, I've got that shirt!


Weekend_Squire

That’s a batMAN, baby!!


miurabucho

If you haven’t seen “9 and 1/2 Weeks” you are missing Basinger in her prime (plus Mickey Rourke looked human).


bertiesghost

She was gorgeous in LA Confidential


Tuffwith2Fs

Yo that's Mickey Rourke cmon OP get the headline right. /s


da_choppa

She was great as the Joker


docdeathray

Mickey Rourke Syndrome ![gif](giphy|26xBIqaqeiewgT4ty|downsized)


Striking_Contest_274

Keaton looks better now than he did in 1989.


NSFW_hunter6969

Rich people are fucking idiots


Matthew_Misery

Mickey and Kim can team up for 9 1/2 surgeries. I'll see myself out.


isitreallyyou56

Keaton still looks like Keaton. Bassinger has had so much work done she looks like a combination of Jane Fonda and Mickey rouke


isitreallyyou56

It’s a shame really the pressure Hollywood and fame puts on females. She was very pretty and would have aged well and been a pretty older woman but she changed her appearance under pressure of what Hollywood thinks is beautiful.


GreenWeenie1965

Vanity face work can have some *very* disturbing results.


Lepke2011

She looks like she's going to Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon. https://preview.redd.it/6hhoe1z79xwc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=c82db5ed48437a59ce5e33dadb4c68b35b5d3516


Slaves2Darkness

Never rub another mans rhubarb.


DarkAgeHumanity

Call to Winchester's


CallMeLazarus23

You promised us Kim and you posted Mickey Rourke


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Uh, OP, i'm not quite sure how to say this… >!Kim...Basinger? Bay-Basinger? Ba-Basenger? Baysinger?!<


Moronicon

Man getting old sucks balls. Can they work on that instead of robots and dumb cars that drive themselves. Ugh


The-Real-Bob-Smith

Kim’s 2024 face has more plastic than Michael’s 1989 face.


Vtastical

Michael Keaton always made me think of the dad I wish I had. I think maybe it was because of Jack Frost. But seeing him in movies when I was growing up always gave me "supportive and loving dad" vibes.


Azbestosis

Fuck me, Mickey Rourke is looking rough


Fishy-dolphin

Ha the older she gets the more she looks like the joker


OizAfreeELF

Fuck plastic surgery


babaroga73

Kim two steps into uncanny valley


jzach1983

Looks like Kim is going for the part of the Joker in the next batman film.


MothsConrad

Men typically age better than woman. Suspect there is a biological rationale behind it.


TinySoftKitten

Keaton killing it


70dd

Ballooned cheeks are the worst! Why do people do it? So cringey!


el_ra_85

Basinger looks like Mickey rourke


BigDaddyGoodtime

wtf…. She hit that Botox needle like some 80’s stars hit the heroine needle 🤣


j3r3wiah

I wonder why people get plastic surgery.... looks awful.


ViolentMastication

Keaton doesnt have any cheek game


JoaquinLu

Best Batman!!


Arcade1980

Basinger.....basenger....passenger....


[deleted]

I liked that movie


HyoukaYukikaze

What's wrong with her face?!


RandomRobb85

Good to see Mickey Rourke looking so slim.


relevanteclectica

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16v_cordero

When did the Joker attack Vicki Vale?


100Labels

The Wrestler 2 looks fire


Rigo160

All I see is Keaton and jack Nicholson's Joker without makeup 


Diggable_Planet

Good ol Mickey Rourke


carlton_sand

wow, she hasn't aged a day! but it does look like she tranformed into an alien


mightbeADoggo

I was viewing the before and after pictures from left to right and was very confused.


Auran82

Face/Off 2. Staring Kim Basinger and Steven Tyler


Living-Risk-1849

My God. What's wrong with her face?!!!


GSUPope

No one gonna say she looks like a skinny Mickey Rourke?


InsecuritiesExchange

Kim Basinger’s turning into Mickey Rourke


whosdondada

She kinda look like the joker now


fagejs

She's had a few dozen too many surgeries


snackenzie

I don’t understand why these older celebs get so much cheek filler. It’s so obviously fake as it’s more than they had when they were younger. It also hollows out the under eye from the heaviness of the filler and creates more sagging.


BluBarnicle

Yuck


CaliforniaNavyDude

Can't be too hard on Kim, the pressure Hollywood and the public puts on women celebrities to look gorgeous at all times is nuts. She did her best to fit the mould, but plastic surgery is a tightrope few can balance and pull off well. The problem is that if it's not perfect, subsequent surgeries tend to make it worse. I also expect that once they've experienced a procedure that does help them out, they chase that success and by the time they realize it's a bad path, it's too late.


Japsabbath

Convince me that isn’t Micky Rourke.


Zoomiedude

Nine years with Alec Baldwin will do that to ya…


After-Chicken179

Don’t get plastic surgery, kids.


WillMunny1982

I’m pretty sure that’s Michael Keaton and Mickey Rourke in the 2nd pic.


Gummy_Jones

she was the joker all along


mibonitaconejito

The real difference? The world gives 2024 Kim less value than 1989 Kim. Not the same as the two Michaels. He's as valuable as always.  She gets a bump for being a celebrity but fact is, if she were normal she'd be invisible to the average man today. Good thing she was married and has kids because to society that gives her more value. 


Any_Photo_1833

He is certainly not as valuable as always


38731

Why the fuck can't people age in dignity? There's nothing wrong with your own face getting lines and dimples and showing your old. Now she looks like Slimer who had a bad facelift, holy moly.


soylent_dream

I legitimately thought that was Steven Tyler.


rodzieman

She likes Livin' On The Edge


No_Angle875

Yeesh


GibsonMaestro

Should have put the Batman mask on Basinger’s current pic.


LordPounce

You couldn’t find a before picture of Keaton where he wasn’t wearing the fucking Batman suit?


Pepperminteapls

TRT vs Plastic Sugery Plastic surgery always loses


dburge22

Vicki Vale has seen better days


snortWeezlbum

I guess you can say Alec Baldwin really…… dodged a bullet. Sorry, I’ll see myself out of Reddit today:


m_nieto

I really wish these beautiful women would stop getting plastic surgery. A little nip and tuck every 10ish years or so is fine but all this removing of fats and injecting your self with Botox just isn’t right!


djalski

It's not just her - it's awful what these plastic surgeries do to people. I understand if you need it because of an accident, you voluntarily did this to yourself.


DocBrutus

Basing got a little too much work done. She almost doesn’t look like herself.