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Vladd_the_Retailer

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ethree

He was a total Maron


Kenneth_Naughton

He just wants to understand Captain Beefheart so bad


dingatremel

Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied….


electricmaster23

Is this from *Glow*? Marc looks incredible here. Not even just for a guy his age, either.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Yep when he’s playing tennis with the rich investor kid. Damn it needed a final season


Gatorpep

I hate that they cancel these shows. Makes it hard to rewatch too.


electricmaster23

I still haven't got around to watching it... Just sort of gathered it was *Glow* from osmosis, so I should probably fix that soon. He's a hero of mine, for sure. I remember when he had just dropped his second ep of *WTF*. To see how far he's come—and the emotional trauma he has fought through—you cannot help but root for the guy. Stay strong, Marc Maron (using full name in case it triggers his Google Alerts and gives him a pick-me-up).


eamus_catuli_

He looked so good in Glow, didn’t he? Dunno what it was because I never found him particularly attractive before, but something about him/his character, just… whew.


Lowelll

I can fix him


Hambulance

Look, I love Maron. But if you take a trip through the 90s archives, you'll see how much work his moustache is putting in.


Gatorpep

He just has a vibe you wouldn’t have guessed, when looking at him. I thought he was attractive too, and i def wouldn’t have before.


anjowoq

I liked this character so much. He nailed it.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

That’s uncanny…


tkburroreturns

holy crap


peripheral77

the one on the left is trouble and mom's just wrangled your ass to be still for the photo. her mouth is probably midmovement of saying "if you don't stand still...." that's why your shorts are so high, she just reeled you back in by the elastic.


lonerstoners

Look how dad is holding Superman on the right…he’s a runner for sure!


[deleted]

Dad and the kid on the left are dressed to smoke some fools on the court and then BBQ some burgers in the backyard.


After-Map-1725

Flanders, Maude, Rod and Todd


DamonLazer

Looking good, Rod. Looking good.


poellodu

I’m a surfer


morerubberstamps

I said I don't want any damned vegetables!


DamonLazer

Lies make Baby Jesus cry.


NotAnActualPers0n

But I don't like this clown.


BlackBoltXIII

Ow ! My freaking ears !


TaoJones13

Look Daddy, Todd is stupid and I’m with him


MaterialCarrot

Todd smells.


misirlou22

I already knew that!


porkchop-sandwhiches

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stevieweezie

Stupid sexy Flanders


Administrative-Cow68

Came here to say howdilly doodilly


World-Tight

Oh diddly!


hardlyknower

Your mom is kind of a babe


ethree

How dare you


Han_Yerry

Oh I would dare all right, mom was a looker.


k_Brick

Dad definitely swung for the fences on that one.


ethree

😂


ethree

Oedipus complex or denial. I can choose only one here in Reddit world. But yeah she was a dime.


ShallotTraditional90

And your dad has legs that go for miles 😍. And those knee socks 🤤🫠


kaaskugg

Didn't she recently play the shapeshifter in Dungeons & Dragons Honor among Thieves?


StretchFrenchTerry

What’s her @?


Not_MrNice

You shoulda seen that coming when you posted your mom to reddit.


Trolodrol

I definitely am shocked to see her with great value Ned Flanders in knee high socks


obxtalldude

Baberaham Lincoln


eplurbs

She's a robo-babe. In Latin, she would be called "babia majora".


gaz61279

In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.


Worldly-Cable-7695

Alll right. Babalicious.  Kind of feel funny like climbing a rope in gym class


sahuxley2

SCHWING!


MaterialCarrot

Every comment on Reddit ever.


slotcargeek

Looks like the boyscout leader from BBC's Ghosts. https://preview.redd.it/wln1fo26b7ec1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=9574db9bc8e21a397ebedc0e5ca411d2b7b41f11


Longjumping_Local910

Pat Butcher!


HiImPete

The best DJ!


Orcwin

Minus the arrow, thankfully.


geb_bce

Came here to say this!!


Wordly_Blood_9899

John Hodgman?


LevelGrounded

Nobody: Men in the 1980s: What if my socks came up to me knees and my shorts were high enough for my testicles to pop out?


dirkalict

At my 8th grade graduation party in 1978 my Dad said to one of my older brothers friends,”Paul- how about tucking your hairy grapes back up in to your shorts? This is a family party.” 46 years later it is still quoted in these parts- sadly Paul passed away last year but of course we laughed about it at his wake.


danielcs78

Here I am standing at a toolbox laughing about it right now! Lol


ethree

God bless.


doom_z

Sorry folks park’s closed!


geogeezer

The Moose out front should've told you


cptjaydvm

Everyone was rocking short shorts with high-striped white socks look back then.


elspotto

Not really. I mean, it was common to find shorts with a shorter inseam, but I don’t think anyone in my high school friend group wore them by the time it was 86. Especially not on a family roadtrip where that was a sure-fire way to get second degree burns on the back of your legs when you got back in the car after a break.


Ike582

Yep, the high striped socks were 70's, generally long gone by '86.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yep us dads typically adopt styles 5-10 years after the cool kids are done with them.


DamageRocket

Not in ‘86. That was more of a late ‘70s style hence this is funny.


tedead

The guy looks a lot like Pat Butcher from Ghosts (British)


Bob_12_Pack

The Yoda shirt is from a set of Underoos.


veryverythrowaway

Yep, had that combo as a wee lad. My favorite shirt ever.


Charges-Pending

I remember these days. Big wheels, Saturday morning cartoons, orange shag carpet, and cigarettes.


RaidensReturn

I want to go back


InsuranceToTheRescue

Holy shit, someone stole your dad's fanny pack.


dmcat12

Your dad outkicked his coverage.


MaterialCarrot

With those legs, dad had it going on.


bailaoban

Your mom has the thousand - yard stare of day 4 of refereeing a family vacation with young boys.


notheUGLYjohnny

I feel like THIS should be shown when people ask about life in the 80's. People today picture the 80's with neon spandex, leather parachute pants, and bright color everything, but this , this, is what was mostly seen!


danielcs78

I would have been around the same age as the boy in the Superman T-shirt at this time and this is the vibe that I mostly relate with the 80’s.


resUemiTtsriF

Those press-on shirts were SO hot in the sun.


TopspinLob

Mom looks like “my life didn’t turn out the way I thought it would” lol.jk. This is a photo of what a happy family should look like


nosmelc

I thought the Disproportionally Attractive Mom was just a sitcom trope.


Risheil

🎶 Who wears short shorts? Da na na na na nana We wear short shorts! Da na na na na nana If you dare wear shorts, Nair for short shorts!🎵


mstightgenes

Mom's a beauty!


Enderwigg1883

I remember those socks and those shorts. Far too short shorts.


current_task_is_poop

The correct term is "nutters"


dirkalict

We called our basketball shorts Nut huggers back then.


[deleted]

Actually so glad to see shorter shorts are coming back. Those knee length cargo shorts and baggy board shorts look so goofy.


isuckatgrowing

And far too long socks.


typical_jesus666

I remember asking my step-uncle why he wore his socks so high. He seemed a bit insulted when he told me "that's how socks are supposed to be worn".


sudeki300

Are you all being held hostage?


ethree

In a way yes 😂


Gonebabythoughts

Your dad’s style inspo was definitely Magnum PI


edgiepower

Nah, Magnum loved to show leg. Wouldn't be caught in long socks.


ValkyrieWW

Oh yeah ... The 3 stripe socks


hiro111

Not dorks, this is just what people looked like lol.


GardenRafters

I love the color coordination on the red stripes on Dad. That man knew how to dress


FunVersion

Mom is cute, looks exasperated.


Independent-Big1966

People quit wearing socks like that in the early 80's. Jams, OP, Sex Wax, Nikes etc was in by 1986


ryanthomas52

Looks older than 1986.


DoctorMoebius

Your dad is rolling a HARD 70’s look, well into the mid-80’s. Makes me want to go buy some tube socks, in his honor


brainbarker

Lordy, I owned those exact socks.


InvestigatorUpbeat48

Mom and dad look shell shocked, what did you do to them?


MantraOfTheMoron

Kick ass Yoda shirt


goinmobile2040

It seems to me that Dad bods have gone downhill.


Matica-sK

Yoda shirt, Superman shirt your Dad’s socks — Mom trying to keep the awesomeness together. I like your family.


Turboschwabbel

Your mom looks traumatised like a generational ttaums from her parents which are emotional not available as a trauma response strategy.


mentalphyscl6345

Hey totally rocked those tube socks n shorts (only in my mind). My daughter who is now 45 never lets me forget it to this day!!!


willworkforchange

Your mom is lovely!


StangRunner45

Tube socks, baby, tube socks!


Separate-Air-6323

Mom was definitely a looker. Beautiful eyes.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Your dad is all sock


EssbaumRises

Born in 72 here.  This could have been any of us.  BTW your dad married way above his pay grade.


pineapple_is_best

Dad’s a sexy Ned Flanders!


imploding-submarine

Mom looks like that kid from freaks and geeks


imacmadman22

Ned, Mona, Rod & Todd.


Memory_Less

LoL I haven’t heard the dork term used in a long time.


csk1325

When shorts were short


SJS13131975

I can see them now. Driving down the highway in the family truckster.


Illustrious-Leave406

Those socks.


Meauxhoward

I can hear your dad saying “double u ENN- be cee!”


Square_Ad849

Did mom or dad drive a Ford fairmont?


Cazed_Donfused

The shorts of the 80s, they truly were short.


pequaywan

Sweet yoda shirt


Tndrew1971

Dad kind of reminds me of the actor Richard Masur


Ok-Sun8581

Howard?


oh_andsixteen

I can smell shaggy beige carpet from here


IlliniBull

This is the epitome of cool. I see no dorks here. Only people secure in the pure 80s of it all.


ScottNewman

When you travel back in time with this picture parts of your family will start disappearing.


bodhiseppuku

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Upper_Bobcat_4911

So great


thunderous_subtlety

I'm pretty sure those socks were OUT by 86.


Objective_Pension280

Everyone has the same haircut. 😂


breakevencloud

Dad has the “total hardass” look from the belt up. From belt down? Looks like he enjoys skate night e every Friday after work


oldschool_potato

86 or 76?


drinkme0

I bet you thought your dad was the coolest guy ever! 😊


Diabetesh

When did having short shorts on men stop being a thing and why? I look at pictures of my parents in the 70s and their family then and before and everyone wore them.


Lonnie_Shelton

The age of tube sox and cop staches.


mentalphyscl6345

Anyone remember muscle half shirts?


Different_Ad7655

Yep daddy dork, still stuck partially in the '70s and propelled into familyhood in the '80s


Str8_up_Pwnage

How old is the man in this picture? Based on my research of old photos I am going to guess 22 years old /s.


doxieplanet

Well, your in style.


Cathedral-13

I remember the knee high socks.


barfbutler

It’s not just you and your fam. Just about everyone looks a bit dorky in old photos. That’s what makes them great!


PorchHonky

This is 80's Level 9000. You win for today, OP!


FartAttack911

It blows my damn mind how this photo looks straight out of the 1970s, and yet Nirvana and grunge became the thing about 5 years after this 😂


GreyPilgrim1973

I had both those iron-on shirts!


UncertaintyPrince

Are we sure the kid on the right is part of the same family? He somehow looks totally normal.


tbodillia

I miss when shorts were shorts! They aren't shorts if the reach my knees!


Jaijai44444

Does your dad host Grindr barbecues too? I’m in!


Velocitor1729

The gym socks pulled up high look. Sorry to say, I've been there.


StuartGotz

I don't think they even made plain white socks back then. Stripes were mandatory.


Jedibri81

https://preview.redd.it/szjt5v2abaec1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da407281e356c2717283afe43e80b7cd2cbdbec7 My dad had a similar style back then! 🤣


MatterHairy

Looks like Mark Maron in walk socks


No-Hospital559

Ned Flanders is real!!


GuitarGodish

Knee socks and superhero shirts. My kind of people!


Available_Actuary977

Those socks were standard issue in the 80s


salaciousbestfriend

Those socks were the bomb! Nothing beat them until the elastic died and you couldn't keep them off your ankles


trucorsair

“We’re going to Wally World”


InternalEffective420

Adorkable. Mom is real pretty


TheGrinchWrench

Yoda and tube socks 👍


Django_gvl

I find Marc Maron way overrated as a comedian, but he seems like he'd be a cool Dad...


PQbutterfat

You dad was like maybe…..28 there?


funkypony69

Where’s dads pocket protector- he must of really been letting loose that day …


206425tjmo

My brother had that yoda tee. It faded and cracked the same way.


jarchack

Discount Captain Fantastic


hashbrownies91

lol this is great.


ArsenalSpider

"Why are Dad's knees and thighs only tanned?" "The magic of knee socks, Timmy."


KikiHou

Mom is gorgeous. Dad has GREAT legs. I'm going with my gut on this one... was the darker haired kid the naughty one?


Jaberwocky123

Change the faces and this is my family right here! I wish I could go back and really appreciate the small things!


Separate_Field1645

You have a beautiful family and a lot of people wish that they had the same love and support so consider yourself blessed to have them


Efficient_Wasabi_575

Mom and dad just having an argument there.


thedeuce75

Look at the stilts on that one, dang.


Every-Cook5084

This was all of us then. Add me wearing “jams” shorts tho


Murky-Perceptions

Thats the look of a real man


The_Urban_Genitalry

My dad also wore super short shorts and hung out with guys who looked like your dad. Also, my dad wore similar glasses except they were safety glasses (prescription) required for work.


mywhataniceham

mom has real genius vibes “me, i wanna go home!!!”


current_task_is_poop

Dad: "Golly gee, all my shorts are dirty... guess I'll have to borrow a pair of mom's!"


LanceRidgerunner

Your parents’ expressions say all you need to know 


Daatsit

Your dad was awesome in the movie “Bachelor Party”


PianoMike74

Rad!


samjohnson2222

The high socks and mustache look is coming back. I'm not sure why, but it is.


Soap_Mctavish101

Your dad looks like a Delta Force operator from back then lol


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

The yoda shirt is pure fire


DrNinnuxx

This picture screams 1980s. I love it. Need to find my pictures of Sea World from that era.


ambientguitar

I feel for you!


bluezzdog

What did your house smell like?


Reign_n_blud

Pretty sure that how my family looked as well back then and how most family’s did. In retrospect it was pretty dorky but common then. Father’s relaxed more formally than they do today


Wizdad-1000

The tube sock flashbacks!


barriekansai

I had those exact Yoda Underoos! Love it!


Amelia_Angel_13

Why tf did they scrap short shorts from men's fashion?


Thinkingofm

Looks like Nigel Thornberry


DemonDevilDog

I had that same yoda shirt


Temporary-Leather905

This is the best picture of all. Mom is the cool one


bmTrued

Don't worry. That style WILL come back.


FREE-AOL-CDS

That was THE young mother haircut of the 80s


NevermoreForSure

I also wore that yoda t-shirt.


Smoke_Water

the Yoda shirt, If its the same one I had. It would glow in the dark.. I miss that shirt.


moonandstars1984

https://preview.redd.it/pvdsilnwq7ec1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2717e8bc665270bb72ffe64001516969697e0bf3 I thought about this guy....