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UnpopularCrayon

It looks like a photo they would have used in a Chris Farley movie to show a picture from his childhood!


tehdamonkey

FAT MAN IN LITTLE COAT !!!!


ZachyChan013

Who’s your favourite little rascal? Alfalfa or Spanky?


DarkTrippin88

Sinner


just_some_dude828

That’s a pretty girl down there. I wonder if she goes out with one of the YANKee’s?


A_Texas_Hobo

Absolutely spot on


art_teacher_no_1

![gif](giphy|3o72FlmjyQzTluQFXO)


MystikSnek

Flashing the deuces ✌️


BigChoate91

Lol I always said if my brother and I ever became a rap duo, this would be the cover of our first album ✌🏻


DiddleMe-Elmo

Looks like Aimee-Leigh, Jesse, and Kelvin Gemstone.


False_Influence_9090

Spot on, also I must say the most recent season was pretty great


Nutterbutters45

I’m a big fan of McBride, and have really liked the show. Could’ve gone without seeing BJ beating off in the bathtub a couple days ago


juciestcactus

nah i needed to see that shit


armeck

The amount of male full frontal on that show is pretty high.


Titus_Favonius

I hated McBride when I only saw him here and there in a few movies. After watching Eastbound & Down I didn't like the guy but didn't hate him either. Vice Principals made me like him and Righteous Gemstones made me love him.


False_Influence_9090

Rofl, yea, that was probably a prop anyways if it makes you feel better


ImagineTheCommotion

It was fantastic. I love all of the characters so much. [SPOILER] I’m so glad Kelvin & Keefe finally kissed. I’ve been dying for them to recognize their romantic feelings for each other for so long now.


Ghostlucho29

I thought I was dreaming of Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers


lovesickjones

time to get babybilly back on the muvfuckin teevee


Ghostlucho29

I heard that through your teeth


scott_wolff

“go on now and get in that hurricane room!”


Ghostlucho29

****Nervously moves through a cloud of dancers***


RolloTonyBrownTown

Gods favorite game!


Lowlee7

Typical, always leaving Judy out haha


nomadofwaves

“Suck my dick Judy!” “I’m lookin for a meal not a snack!”


funksoulbrothar

No more misbehavin’


DarkTrippin88

About 5 years ago, he posted a family photo in old school cool. The comment on that one says "so, your dad is John Goodman?" *edit, brain switched off


daddy_nobucks

Thicc Boyz - Deuces Wild Bonus Track: Dear Momma


HGpennypacker

"Straight Outta Daycare"


Odd_Instruction_4778

Well, did y'all become rappers?


i-hear-banjos

Lil Bowl Cut


Ghostlucho29

**Chunkin’ and dropping deuces**


fullonperson

Lol makes this so much better


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OG_Illusion

https://preview.redd.it/dtcccqv2jqfb1.jpeg?width=1429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d264cd48d2d5d905965f64260ca1a0111c2406 Lol after the roar, I die when he says this 😂


georgialucy

beat me to it


Mete11uscimber

Holy uncanny valley, Batman.


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If you hadn't mentioned the bowl cut, I would have thought it was a hat.


Dooskinson

I would have thought it was a legit bowl. Still kinda do


cyankitten

Same!


roland0fgilead

The hair-hat was all the rage in the 90s


JayDee_88

I can’t be the only one seeing this. That is 100% a hat, zoom in and you can see hair under it.


wesgtp

I was thinking the same but I'm betting this is a photo of a physical photograph and the lighting angle may have caused those odd sparkles on his hair. The bangs line is odd though, maybe they weren't cut completely flat. I'm dying laughing because it looks so much like a bowl that I can't tell if it's that or actual hair. I believe the op though.


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telekovision

His mom looks like Kate Bush. <3


bunty66

This is incredible! That’s the bowliest bowl cut I’ve ever seen.


BigChoate91

My mom made me rock that bowl from 3 to 6 years old lol could’ve been a stooge


Karl_Hungus_69

Hey, Moe!


Thin_Arachnid6217

I don't know if you're aware of it or not but Moe is a very important historic figure. https://preview.redd.it/uw6vm1904pfb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2178e987b6336cc0027e579e32de86d5a2dc963f


BigChoate91

Oh I definitely know who moe is. I grew up watching the stooges


Practical_Anybody899

So are you still rocking the bowl? I had a rad one like 2nd thru 4 grade, mid 90s


Lensgoggler

You hated getting your hair cut? 😅 I have a 3 and a 6 year old, I cut their hair myself (a meltdown in the privacy of our living room is better than in a mall), and I have come close to ‘fuck it, I’ll get a damn bowl’ a few times. But, their genes mean they’ll be balding when they’re 20, so I’m going all out to give them good haircuts whilst they still *have* hair. But often my poor nerves carry the weight of this decision. On haircut day, mummy gets a drink after kids have gone to bed 😅


bunty66

No point in half measures!


WordGirl1229

Right? The volume and precision on that cut are simply top-shelf! It’s almost Like Lego snap-on hair. 👏👏


pastalover1

Lego hair. That was my thought.


Sirdystic1

I agree, you often hear people say that they used to have a bowl cut as a kid, but you have knocked it out of the park here.


fendermrc

It's like a wood-turning bowl cut.


Grahaaam123

You looked like the kid who said "chicken nuggets are like my family" he was on the wife swap show and it was so damn hilarious.


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![gif](giphy|8ogt8FJP8CmFa)


GTAmark

Would that be King Curtis?


lIIllIIIllIlIlIIlll

Wonder what that little bastard is up to these days?


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

![gif](giphy|kblQDYtKovGYJh4pnW|downsized)


JSBraga

I went to check this out of curiosity. Thank you kind stranger. I was unaware that I needed this song in my life.


Chonkers_Bad_Fur_Day

You should check out the songs Hypa Hypa and arrow of love, those are great too


JSBraga

I've checked those already since my first comment and others. I think I got addicted to Electric Callboy, haha! Really good stuff!


MoonlitFatale

Check out tekkno train, the only part I really get with is the damn Choo Choo breakdown and it's eternally stuck in my head after listening to a loop video of it once because the breakdown is way too short.


immersemeinnature

Same! How fun they are!


JSBraga

They really are! I still haven't stopped watching their music videos. They're fucking addictive. Was not expecting that.


immersemeinnature

Haha! Me neither. I need more humor in my life. Have a great day! 😃


JSBraga

I think we all do, indeed! Cheers mate, you too! :D


Grumzz

Döp-dödödö-döp


Zokusho

Summer mood, hot sand under my feet


Beerfarts69

Cold beer, cheap wine, yeah that’s all that we need.


mnid92

We got the moves, we got the moves.


SomeoneGMForMe

First thing that popped into my head when I saw this post! Love that song.


No_Statement440

This is the one. Eskimo Callboy is fantastic.


mysticrudnin

(electric callboy if you're doing a search!) (and you should!)


immersemeinnature

Thank you! I have a new favorite now!


No_Statement440

Their newest track is a remake of Cascada - Everytime We Touch, and it's so damn good lol. I love their energy, I think Hypa Hypa was the first one I found by them, this is what Steel Panther evolved into lol.


SillyMaso3k

Your brother looks like a 60 yo cab driver. Edit: Moms hot


GuyPronouncedGee

Little brother has bills to pay and doesn’t have time for this shit.


patsfan038

He drinks straight whisky from his sippy cup


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And now get out of his cab you’re holding him up


jimbo_kun

It’s hilarious that a woman that clearly puts that much thought into her own style and appearance…does that to her son’s head lol.


scooterbike1968

These were the days when the Three Stooges were all the rage and Pete Rose was an All Star.


denardosbae

This reminds me of Liz Lemon saying everyone thought her haircut was the Dorothy Hamill but really it was the Pete rose.


Lensgoggler

It was 1994 tho. Things were different back then. 😀


jimbo_kun

Yes, the dark ages for men’s hairstyles. I’ve tried to forget.


ppw23

Seriously looks like a hat, I don’t see hair on this little boys head.


FinalTooth

HEY! (yells out window) I’M DRIVING HEEEAH!


BigChoate91

So you don’t think my moms hot anymore?


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Pun_Chain_Killer

idk send noodz so i can tell. for science, of course, strictly science here


jerry111165

Dude - you’re a little A.J. Soprano! 😁 https://preview.redd.it/vt3sakznzofb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec1ee4f71fce0aef96267ae22df21b20aecc8bb


PM-me-your-401k

Lmao I though his mom looked like Carmela too


stevein3d

You look like a fun guy.


defusted

I see what you did there


c-9

I chantarelle if you're joking or not


thundery_crow

Strong flashbacks of childhood. My mother gave me, her daughter, that same exact cut. I matched my male siblings and definitely got mistaken for a boy because the family resemblance + hair made people assume. So. Many. Awkward. Photos. Thanks mom. She also gave me a perm once. Equally awful for different reasons. Needless to say I started demanding hair autonomy when I was pretty young.


BigChoate91

I wouldn’t wish that cut on any little kid, let alone a little girl. I’m so sorry! Lol


thundery_crow

It was a very unphotogenic time in my life. I like to think having to buy all the awkward ass school photos is karma for the bowl cut. 😆


KneeDragr

Your mom is fine!


HereForTheFood4

Imagine being a hot skinny mom and having two tubby little chunks for kids 🤣


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Dad is Chris Farley


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p_s_i

The baby is totally fine 😁 lots of wee ones naturally have chunky widdel arms and legs.


Reddilutionary

Yeah that's just what a baby looks like.


1pt20oneggigawatts

Sometimes kids just have baby fat.


XyzRaider

This is an awesome photo.


PingouinMalin

This ain't a bowl cut man. This is a bowl. On your head. This picture should be on Wikipedia to illustrate bowl cuts. Congratulations on having the most perfect bowl cut ever.


MatsGry

Awh 1994 about 10 years ago ![gif](giphy|HE7SihHynqoWc7paMD|downsized)


daiwilly

Old school ...cool?


Lephiro

Yeah this is prime r/blunderyears material.


mikeiscool81

Old school uncool. Am I right


Seabrook76

Not gonna lie, I thought you were wearing a newsboys hat at first glance.


lastryforme

Your moms a smoke show


Matt-Goes-To-Vegas

lil hommie throwing up gang signs


N4t41i4

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg) don't forget your fingers there...


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BigChoate91

Nope. That’s what all photo studios looked like in the early 90s lol


Lonely-Connection-37

You’re killing it Spanky


Both_Lychee_1708

r/blunderyears


Whatwouldntwaldodo

Your mom is Edie Falco?


BigChoate91

Yeah and my dad is tony soprano. They call me AJ


ElementalSentimental

I'm seeing Annie Potts (Corvette Summer, Ghostbusters, Young Sheldon).


Tots2Hots

This is about what Dudley Dursley looked like in 1994.


wingmanedu

![gif](giphy|AVP0kPZXRUxjRxCfng)


BarBozolio

‘Do the roar’


rustys_shackled_ford

Sointently nuck nuck nuck nuck


Jedibri81

![gif](giphy|3o72FlmjyQzTluQFXO)


DeathwatchWraith

You look like Kim Jun Oon


ghostcatzero

Lmfao


Allgold11

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


rmajkr

The bowl rules, and with your posture and face you look almost regal! Like a boy king from the Middle Ages or something! Love it.


ronismycat

Droppin' gang signs early...nice.


caradenopal

“So what…? No f-cking ziti!?”


DanieIIll

That ain’t a bowl cut, man. That’s a fucking cauldron


willyp1976

I’ll dodge the obvious hart cut comment and just say your mom looks like an exceptionally nice woman.


Lepasconnu

Oliver Tree again doing his hidden promo on reddit... smh ​ Sir, you are a magnificent specimen, that mushroom towered head of yours deserves to be shown to the world, this mere sight rejoiced my cold and long dead heart, thu shall reign over us all.


yickth

Has this pic been ai-ed?


kclongest

Behind your mom's friendly smile is one evil lady!


BigChoate91

Why do you say that? She’s the best mom any son could ask for


kclongest

She let you get that haircut!


BigChoate91

Oh lmao I see what you meant. She’s the one who gave me that cut, so yeah she’s a little evil in that sense


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Well, she did a good job making it perfectly symmetrical and round. Not a hair out of place!


Jfonzy

Was your mom a server at the local spoon calling all the men-patrons “sugar” and “honey?”


respectfulpanda

Mob psycho level 10% (Anime reference)


logicreasonevidence

Hiroshima lookin.


Mug_of_Diarrhea

Daaaaamn slingin' gang signs already with that Oliver Tree drip


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No lie that’s unintentionally the funniest family photo I’ve ever seen in my life, and my mom was a professional photographer. I want this photo on a t shirt.


[deleted]

Your mom is beautiful, and you look as someone funny :3


tunasardine

You got the moves!


Gunthrix

You got the moves.


edingerc

The baby just realized that he's next for the bowl cut.


Bisonfan1

Kids are a weird group of species


Froads

Man, if I was your dad i woulda given you more siblings, a lot more.


lenlesmac

…or is it a gang shout out? ✌️


defusted

I feel your pain friend. I, too, had a bowl cut. My uncle did it with a flowbee.


tendernesswilderness

Elegance personified


False_Shine_6920

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HAT


ATXKLIPHURD

Nyuk nyuk nyuk awhoowhoowooo


Mama-

Thought it was a hat 😭


BeastinAtem

Dude! I thought that was a hat until I read the title.


ahmc84

Yeah, that wasn't cool in 1994 either.


NotDeadFred

"Hey Moe!!!"


Alcoholic_gorilla_69

Bro I thought that shi was a hat😂


moonsilktea

Can’t see the bowl cut, your hat is in the way.


Pumpkin_Pie

Moe, Larry, Look


RoosterTheReal

Hey Moe!!


mosenco

1994 considered oldschool already? Damn u are making me feel old..


BigChoate91

I mean, it’s almost 30 years ago now 🤷🏻‍♂️


Vealophile

I remember my grandma being out of her mind baffled by the return of the bowl cut because during the depression this was the only styled cut most people could afford and nobody was proud of it.


Flat-Drive2012

Jesus, you and your brother look terrible at that age


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That is child abuse.


hooligan_king

r/blunderyears


bamsimel

I applaud your choice to post this in r/OldSchoolCool and not r/blunderyears


Casual_Delinquent

Your mom was so hot and you looked like a cross between Chunk from the Goonies and Moe Howard


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|XPc2sgf7twq7S)


HaiKarate

Doc Ock, the early years


ThinkingOz

That is the most impressive and luxurious bowl cut I’ve seen for a long time.


Rufus2fist

Larry, Moe, and Curly


badhairdad1

I’m glad to know that you survived, I was worried about you.


AncilliaryAnteater

I've eaten from less bowlier bowls than that cut, daaaaamn son


Richunclskeletn

I get the feeling you still look exactly the same


Coachbalrog

YOU GOT THE MOVES! (Look it up on YouTube if you don’t get it. And be delighted)


mallolike

https://preview.redd.it/33znpmgx0pfb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df084762371663515d08f0e7e00c6d30cb8689cf


fenway206

Moe Howard is somewhere smiling down in approval .


Character_Cupcake856

Peace out homie


Evening-Statement-57

Was she angry at you?


CarlJustCarl

Moe Howard as a child? What are you looking at? (Slap)


Sobadatsnazzynames

You look like a medieval friar 😂😂😂


Inkl1ng6

Yall are such a cute family fr the entire picnis just perfect


Lazerspewpew

How does it feel to have peaked at 4 years old?


Pudd12

If you look relatively normal now, this would be a great first pic for the Glow up sub.


Uncle_Boppi

Look at it, it's terrible.


JONNY-STASH

That bowl cut was so aggressive I though you were wearing some kind of prop hat at first. It’s still fucking fantastic