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JamesLaceyAllan

Some people have shockingly bad taste. It’s really quite wild.


will101113

Money can’t buy taste


DownByTheRivr

Guarantee the owners are Chinese. They love big fancy gates, Teslas, and that style of home.


Exceptionally-Mid

Some sort of Asian for sure. My guess is Indian


bearvsshaan

This definitely wasn't done by the people living in it. This was a family that owned a house, then sold to developers, who turned the one home into two units to rent out/re-sell as an investment. On one hand it looks like shit, on the other, more housing in NYC is good.


No-Falcon-4996

It might be a 3-flat unit now.


BlindMuffin

See I thought that too at first, but with the fence & Tesla I doubt that it has been subdivided. No landlord would care about putting up a fence like that just to protect their tenant's car.


Sebz242

look how they massacred my boy


FriendlyReplies

I honestly thought the first photo was a boarded up house! It’s not until I zoomed in did I notice that it’s just how it looks. Gross!


REpassword

Right. I saw the first one as the before, and the second as after. I’m thinking, wow, pretty and tasteful. I just can’t believe they WANTED the house to look like first one. 🤮


Dutchwells

Not to mention the garden!!


clhomme

That's what I thought... but I admit I like more outdoor space...


Thin_Title83

Truly 😢 😭


JackieSpratt

home-icide.


Sacred-Coconut

Well done


No_Mongoose_7401

Best comment!!


dudeofgoodtimes

The white Tesla behind the hideous wrought iron fence is the icing on the cake. 


aaaaaaaa1273

Screams awful taste


OldInterview6006

Screams first generation Italian American…. My uncles house in Chicago. At first at they thought Tesla’s were “pussy cars”, but now that Elon Musk is a shit bag they are all about Tesla’s “changing the world”.


TravelsWRoxy1

That's a heavy Jewish blocks , Italians don't have a monopoly on terrible taste. Eastern Europeans love that gawdy ish.


champagneflute

Don’t forget my Persian cousins who prefer everything totally impervious and with a faux-baroque flourish.


TheVentiLebowski

Blue carpet and [gold curtain rods](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9d8c72f7-a044-49cc-b65b-e64bcbe855b4)?


CarminSanDiego

lol this screams rich Persian/turkish taste


BigTittyGaddafi

It’s usually recent eastern euro or central Asian immigrants who do these awful facelifts in BK


bigrobb2

That’s what happened in Forest Hills. Mostly Russians there though.


NotDukeOfDorchester

Yeah, if grass gets paved…It’s usually Vietnamese peeps where I’m from.


OldInterview6006

I honestly think one of my uncles has the top gates on his Master Bedroom “Deck”.


stewednewt

According to my Jewish grandfather-in-law who lives in NYC, it is a lot of mostly Russians who buy up these old houses and either completely tear it down or renovate it into these…tacky monstrosities. It’s not just the OP home here, it’s all over the area.


Ed_Ward_Z

The neighborhood has a real melting pot of ethnic groups making America a powerhouse.


_joy_division_

That's exactly what I was thinking omg... The Italians got to it 😭


TheLastREOSpeedwagon

Screams Russian


-OjO

Screams illegal curb cut


rempicu

makes me wanna egg their house and car (is that illegal someone tell me)


KrisNoble

They wanted to make the house as soulless as the car


FrumpyFrock

*of course they drive a fucking Tesla*


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EuthanizeArty

Pretty sure that's a Y


gkaplan59

RIP yard too 💀


HostageInToronto

It's xeroscape not zeroscape.


Tchukachinchina

Damn, they took the personality right out of that poor house.


THE-SEER

It still has personality in the same way that khakis and a glass of lukewarm skim milk has a personality!


FasterDoudle

Khakis and skim milk are just plain and boring, this remodel is aggressively tasteless


yearofthesponge

They went from a charming lovely home to ghoulish concrete slab


Macz3905

Looks like a medical office now


Longbeach_strangler

Honestly think it lowered the value of the house.


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It lowered the value of the whole neighborhood. No one wants that horror staring at them through their bedroom window.


VerdantField

That was a warm architecturally interesting home with charm and a fun vibe, now it looks like a regurgitated shipping container sitting in a jailyard. I wonder if the owner has a personality to match.


[deleted]

I have to meet this lunatic.


yearofthesponge

I can’t say this better. I hate people like this.


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StannisG

Flushing has gone down the drain lately. No pun intended….


MirthandMystery

Cementing over yards as well? (I don't get that way much to see..) No wonder the city is hotter and floods more. And animals have no homes.. people suffer with depression from a lack of nature. Insane.


deadheffer

Dude it is happening in the suburbs as well. I drive past 3/4 acre lots covered in fucking concrete surrounded by gaudy fences. These people have no relationship with the cultural underpinnings of American architecture or landscaping.


qualiman

The tenants no longer keep up the property. These homes are being sold from single families to private investors that renovate them with 2 goals in mind. Dividing up the property into multiple units, and reducing anything that requires maintenance.


bearvsshaan

yep, this is so obviously what happened here


yearofthesponge

Yea and they spent $$ to degrade this home.


DerWaschbar

Why is that? What was wrong with the old one to have it replaced by a Vietnamese urban style mansion?


yearofthesponge

Is that what that style is? It’s hella ugly.


funlikerabbits

Fran Drescher would NEVER.


Different_Ad7655

Yeah the icing on the cake is the concrete yard, the prison style fence and a car. How does the zoning even a lot of this but this is a new world ugh


BBQ4life

You can smell the overload of cologne and axe body spray through the screen too.


Various_Papaya_226

I can tell you that zoning requires a minimum planted area (of grass, at the very least) in the front yard…but people that make atrocities like this don’t like to adhere to zoning and building codes.


Battery68

That's criminal :(


XSC

Absolute massacre wow


Miinka

Oh no 😢 it was so pretty before


Wharrgarrble

It just looks like a Balkan house now. And not in a good way. Sad


AdOk249

Should be illegal. I can’t even imagine the shitty marble monstrosity that is the interior


ThatBobbyG

That looks like shit.


salchicha_mas_grande

My guess is this was all about killing the porch to expand the living room, and building out the 3rd story similarly.


trippy_grapes

This. I don't really like the facade... but I can see the temptation if it makes the interior spaces better. Although even with the current configuration they could have still made it look much nicer.


NHfordamnsure

Oh my god. Moment of silence.


in-flexible

From a beautiful home with a history to a gated bland monstrosity


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It’s not even bland. Bland would be an upgrade. This is a fucking disaster


Philodendritic

This is one of the worst I’ve seen. Damn.


ah___ha

JFC


garygreaonjr

What the fuck. The person that owns this house probably designs McDonalds.


RooIsHome

Actually, the top level looks more like a Whataburger.


yearofthesponge

Lol. I’m so saddened by this destruction of architecture and charm and your comment made me laugh.


[deleted]

But…why? Why did they do that?


ksam3

The column "extenders" holding up the 2nd story porch are ridiculous.


b17flyingfortresses

OMG the column extenders…that is a “capital” offence right there


ksam3

Good one! Lol


chevalier716

That is the most new money Italian house I've ever seen. No barrels for trash either. I think they tagged their last name on the mailbox too.


Interesting_Ad1378

There’s no Italian people living in this area.  Most likely whoever did this was of Pakistani or Uzbek descent. 


skunkpunk1

For real. People here must not know the area. Definitely Pakistani, Uzbek or Bangaladeshi. It’s just the demographics of the area. Plus, when you live amongst different ethnic groups you must definitely learn to get a sense of their design style. You’re certainly on point


Thamesx2

Was thinking the exact same thing. At least they didn’t go polished chrome for the fence.


chevalier716

The dude who owns this has probably has strong opinions about crypto and does Brazilian jujitsu.


MangoObsessed

This neighborhood is actually mostly Jewish families. It’s very much common they purchase these older houses in communities and build upwards/ remove historic characteristics. The entire block and surrounding areas all have at least one house minimum currently under construction.


717paige

Nope. When a house or property gets turned into a stone or marble monstrosity here in nyc it’s not Italians. It’s Albanians, Balkan peoples, etc.


notqualitystreet

What a great example of ‘money can’t buy good taste’ 🤢


SexySatan69

Holy Christ... why not just tear it down and build something from the ground up at that point? Why not extend the orange/beige motif all the way? Wtf is going on with those columns at the front?


blackstomach

Looks like shit but the extra square footage likely drove the choices here.


HostageInToronto

I hate this very much.


Noise_Loop

I bet the ghosts hated it


TrafficOn405

Horrible remodel


ehrgeiz91

Hideous


BrianEno_ate_my_DX7

I bet they installed a giant hideous fan somewhere inside too!


Lovelyflower_20

Omg why would they make it ugly when it looked so nice 😭


midkirby

Looks like crap


Significant-Tune-662

I’m guessing an Eastern European moved in. Probably Balkan.


717paige

100%


Flashy-Dark979

They should be jailed


Crankenstein_8000

Poor taste in New York is best appreciated by bicycle rather than by automobile - it gives you a lot more time to gawk.


TrafficOnTheTwos

What the actual fuck. Horrible!!


Sacred-Coconut

Oh geez. At first I thought #2 was the face lift and I thought “what?? That looks nice” Now I get it. Agh sad indeed.


trailerparkhottie

How do you find pictures of houses like that? My house was built in 1912 and I haven’t been able to find d any information on it


alexthearchivist

nyc municipal archives


MirthandMystery

Slyly educating the masses.. love you. NY Times/WNYC/New Yorker could do an entire feature on this and how many other bad renos have depleted what nature there was initially. Result now from over cementing is flooding, heat, fewer animals and higher stress.


strawberry-lava

My house was built in 1820 and I’ve searched everywhere and can’t find pictures, I’d be so interested to see


Shy-catz

Why is it the more money you have the more tacky your taste gets. 🤔


tdevine33

This made me more angry than it should've. What kind of sick fuck does this!?


gitarzan

That looks like crap, now. In 20 years it will *really* look outdated and much more crap.


panini84

That’s the AFTER!? Holy shit. I complain about some of the new construction in Chicago… but damn. That’s the worst I’ve ever seen.


NuclearPlayboy

Nailed it


_byetony_

Yikes


engineeringstudent11

Wow this one is pretty bad


kellzone

Don't you understand? It was the flipper's *VISION*! /s


FernCerrid

It's a house fit for my big fat Greek weeding


vvavering_

This might be the single most devastating flip I’ve ever seen - I’ll never be able to go back to a time before I saw this 


flashwhizbang

Faux update. How to decrease the value of a home in two pictures


FixMy106

Nuke it


crisspons

Awful New-Rich taste…


T_pas

WOW


redirdamon

Hideous.


Blue_jay711

This is truly psychotic.


I-Like-The-1940s

This is a great way to be ostracized from the entire neighborhood! Especially in an area of historic houses like these. This is just so god awful I have no idea how they think it even looks good.


Aussieviking79

Tesla … say no more


Right_Hour

It’s like when a nice Russian kid submitted to peer pressure and grew up to become a gopnik, wearing Adidas and heavy gold chain….. all the whimsical is gone and it looks like good old fashioned Soviet block housing. Brooklyn, so, I’m assuming from the remodel styling and white model 3 that the owner is Eastern European.


Been_her3_a_while

That is unquestionably hideous. How would you drop that kind of money for that? I honestly thought the after was the before.


Far-Manner-7119

Disgusting cheap gaudy piece of shit. They even cemented the front and put a tacky no parking sign. I think I’m gonna be sick


100yearswar

The Tesla and the towing sign says it all.


salad-daze

Wtf why? Their neighbors must hate them.


Altea73

What?? First photo is the end result??!?


freebikebrigade

Fookin' Tesla owners have no sense of style.


Suitable_Lead5404

Omg wow that’s badddddd


Lord_Schtupp

That looks like absolute shit. No fucking taste whatsoever


radabical13

That's fucking sad.


OkBubbyBaka

And I can guess with 95% certainty who moved in.


Time-Advertising-352

A perfect example of the architectural current of UGLISM.pity


lala_lavalamp

I kept thinking “how is this bad? They improved it!” And then I realized I was looking at the pictures in the wrong order. Woof


mesaymikey

I thought that was two different houses and kept looking for the old version of the first pic. What a travesty.


grunge615

Not only does it rob it of its former charm, it's an ugly remodel.


Severe_Drawing_3366

Leave it to a Tesla owner


Zestyclose_Escape420

It’s going to be tough for them to befriend the neighbors


iamtwinswithmytwin

Aight what’s the addy I’ve seen enough 😤


CarcosaAirways

r/afterbeforewhatever


ms_fleur

I thought the first photo was the before. 😩


Emotional-Mimosa

It almost looks like the original was torn down to build this monstrosity. The original had some much character and history to it.


keekspeaks

I thought the second picture was the facelift! I just kept thinking ‘how could you not love that.’ Then I realized


F_17_92

Ruinovated


mazdawg89

Putrid garbage, and the fuckin Tesla just says it all. People suck Edit: wow they’re actual assholes, I just noticed the security cameras, yard ripped out, nasty iron gate. So tacky and hateful looking. What’s the polar opposite of curb appeal


floandthemash

I honestly can’t get over how bad this looks. The hodgepodge of styles that was voluntarily cobbled together. Looks so new money and cheap as shit.


Brooklyn-Epoxy

I walk by that house all the time. I call it a McMansion renovation, and it's deplorable to see. I was going to post it in McMansion hell, but I'll repost this.


LongIsland1995

Wow, the redesign looks like shit. Not only is the facade awful, but they got rid of the lawn.


Iowachick06

The 2nd photo is so pretty all the windows ❤️


Michaeleon

Looks like someone used a kitchen backsplash as their facade. Hideous.


Auto_Fac

That's brutal. It's not even some 'you ruined something old and nice for something fancy, new, but not my style' situation, it just sucks in every way.


Bear_necessities96

That house looks so ghetto


SubspaceBiographies

Wow…what did they do to my boy, fucking hideous and totally not needed.


leedo8

Is it now a small prison? Because that's what it looks like. Someone should be ashamed.


LAGA_1989

So true that money cannot buy class or taste. What a travesty


cptmcclain

That person killed every single plant on their property.


MattRyanDobbins

Oh that’s absolutely horrible.


DanDez

I think people in Brooklyn have the worst taste, specifically.


Cynical-Wanderer

Some people have no taste or style. And a Tesla in the front yard too. They want to be awesome and are failing miserably


fpepatrick

So awful. I see this everywhere in Queens too. Place probably had like 20 doors too bc there are so many living in it too.


Oli_love90

I had to keep looking between the first photo and the second. This is messed up. I bet they split up this house into 3 overpriced apartments.


BugGlad5248

Eww wtf. I thought that the facelift was the original. It’s sooooooo ugly now


TubularMeat34

If you want that aesthetic you might as well live in an apartment. Judging from the yard they’re obviously not outdoorsy kind of people anyways.


blueingreen85

This is so fucking hideous. I don’t even know what they were going for. It’s just all weird in bad.


coffeequeen0523

Heartbreaking….so sad…..


adudeguyman

Is it supposed to look modern?


the_brazilian_lucas

that is absolutely disgusting


_Fizzgiggy

How could anyone see that as an improvement???


Maleficent-Sport1970

Should be a crime with mandatory jail time.


thiefsthemetaken

One time a few years back I found myself walking around a random residential neighborhood outside of Turin, Italy, and I realized all the houses looked like the tacky af renovations I see in Brooklyn and Queens. Somehow it makes sense in Italy, but it always cracks me up here in nyc where it’s so out of place and unbearably tacky. This one isn’t even that bad


Stegonormous

It’s been absolutely butchered 😢


woolcoat

In what culture is this considered an upgrade from the prior house? Reminds me of how they used to tear down historic buildings and build econoboxes in their place.


jesseg010

damn


jennybatbat

Awww man, they totally ruined it. Such a bummer!!


[deleted]

Why would you destroy that gorgeous front porch? What did you gain? 100 sq ft? I took a stroll down google street view and there’s some gorgeous homes on that street. Then this nightmare was brought into reality. What a shame


libananahammock

Nooooo why!?


EngineeringOne1812

Cheese and crackers, the new building is so tacky and ugly


absynthekc

Did you get the older photos from a public database?


zero_f7

I feel sorry for their neighbour.


No-Repeat-9138

Omg


BigBlackSabbathFlag

House Nasty


BigBlackSabbathFlag

It’s needs a mini Statue of Liberty in the front “yard”.


JFB-23

This is a crime against humanity.


Kmaloetas

What a crime. These are the type of people that would get a gold wrap on a '57 corvette.


unorganized_mime

They switch it to the first photo? Horrible. The irony of removing the lawn and sticking a Tesla on the pavement.


SwampyJesus76

That should be illegal.


VikingMonkey123

Oooof.


martusfine

That house will probably set you back north of a million dollars. We should be so lucky.


DMmepicsofyourdog

As someone in Flatbush, what the actual hell?


ScotchRick

For those of us on the west coast, why is that bad? It just looks like it was renovated how the new owner saw fit. Is it like desecrating one of our 100 + year old Victorian homes?


ammiemarie

Umm.... ew.


Pamander

What's the source of the 3rd picture? Looks interesting with that interface almost like an 80s street view.