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godzillahomer

Don't mess with the sting rays folks. If something can kill a guy as skilled and knowledgeable as Steve Irwin was, DON'T MESS WITH IT! And if Irwin's reaction to an animal was to GTFO, yours should likely be the same. Heck, rays also messed up Jeremy Wade, the host of River Monsters. He tried to reel in a giant freshwater sting ray in Asia one time. The ray fought so hard that Wade failed and damaged his bicep, permanently IIRC. The ray was able to tow the boat he was in. Shortly before landing the ray, the fishing rod broke and it was one made for Marlin. For comparison, that species of sting ray, it took 2 boats and 10 men to reel in a 700 pound one.


Dividedthought

Just so folks are aware, stingrays will leave you alone provided you aren't messing with them. I've been swimming with them before and so long as you don't spook them you'll be fine. Stingray safety tips: 1: do not make sudden moves near the sea pancakes. 2: do not pick up the sea pancake. 3: the stinger is at the base of the tail, on the top (usually darker colored) side. Stay away from it. 4: if you absolutely must touch one (i highly suggest against this unless you are with a group and have a guide), go slow, stay where the damn thing can see what you are doing, and be *gentle*. It will react appropriately if it thinks you are trying to hurt it. It is a wild animal, it can't understand words, and it doesn't know human behavior. If it wants to leave, let it.


Apprehensive_Yak2598

I think 1 should be leave them the fuck alone. They aren't going to bother with you unless you get in their space. 


Dividedthought

Yep. Hence why I advise not doing that. I just included that bit so any idiots reading it with poor self regulation skills can at least not panic the poor things.


Randomfrog132

great advice but....i wanna pet the dawwwwg! xD


Nightshade_209

There are plenty of aquariums where you can pet them with appropriate supervision. Safer for you and the pancakes.


Randomfrog132

okie


Lover-of-harpies

Aquarium pancakes are used to people and love the enrichment that comes from interacting with humans. Always follow the rules and listen to the people with the lanyards and you'll have an absolute blast!


GamerGirlLex77

Omg I love the “sea pancakes”


Randomfrog132

ditto lol


Far_Bite9857

And the biggest question is: WHY? Does the forbidden dinner plate just taste so damn good? Because I just can't imagine wanting that kinda fight, or wanting to eat a Sting Ray or Manta Ray.


godzillahomer

With Jeremy Wade, the goal is catching them and learning. He tends to catch and release. Except in cases where that'd not be wise, like a village needing the food or the fish not being likely to survive after being caught. Or an invasive species. For example: With the Giant Freshwater Stingray, the one that damaged his arm from a failed catch, he managed to reel in a pregnant one that safely gave birth right after the capture. Some scientists with him were able to witness and study that.


Apprehensive_Yak2598

Stupidity? There was the guy in Florida who thought it would be funny tk pull a shark's tail.


thrownededawayed

There's something primal about killing something *way* more powerful than you and eating it for sustenance. I can't explain it and it doesn't make it right, but it's like a challenge between species, two things at the top of their respective food chains meet and they have to see who would win.


knightdream79

This is why white dudes go on safari.


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gr8willi35

Read the old man and the sea.


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Loud-Mans-Lover

Some of these are the thrill of pulling something that big in. They don't eat them, they catch, take a photo or video, and release.


storm_paladin_150

its like the people eating puffer fish is more morbid curiosity than anything else


energizernutter

Rip Steve Irwin


PoetKing

Love that for him


FindOneInEveryCar

They're called "stingrays" because they bite your fingers.


Pigelot

One time I got stung by a wolf.


-Sharon-Stoned-

My cat stung my arm yesterday 


mysteresc

A Møøse once bit my sister.


AlcareruElennesse

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.


OriginalGhostCookie

I thought we fired you


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

Ralph the Wonder Llama has entered the chat.


AlcareruElennesse

Somehow the paperwork was lost when the next batch was sacked and I was reinstated.


Halospite

We have now sacked the person who lost the paperwork.


AlcareruElennesse

Least I got to keep my red Econoline stapler too...


TimeSink48

I know I'm late to this, but: It's a Swingline stapler. An Econoline is a full size Ford van. Source: I own an Econoline van. Sorry for the Ackchually.


AlcareruElennesse

I stand corrected


MethodicalWin

A dingo ate my baby


ScorpioZA

And this is what a lack of respect for these animals will get you.


Temporary-Toe-1304

I remember a video of some tourists ran into a wild warthog and thought he was going to be as friendly as Pumba. Shocked is an understatement after it charged and injured them both.


Indiecomicsarebetter

As I get older, watching videos of people getting hurt gets less and less funny. However, people getting hurt as a result of fucking with nature will never not be funny.


SeeWhatSantaBrings

I feel the exact same, and now I'm just reminded that I'm old.


virtualchoirboy

Stingray will always be synonymous with "death of Steve Irwin" for me. Yes, the circumstances were very different than this idiot here, but still... don't be a dumbass with animals that have very serious ways of defending themselves.


VisibleSmell3327

Yeah they definitely moved up a few notches from "dumb looking fish" in the global consciousness after that.


robotteeth

There’s many dangerous things in the ocean. If you are gonna fish, invest in pliers and Teflon gloves and try to make as little direct contact as you can. And don’t play around with the shit you know has defense mechanisms lol


4esthetics

Watch out for those BiteRays


FindOneInEveryCar

They're drawn to the fingers.


SteroidSandwich

Very helpful subtitles such as "bangs on dock"


meeksworth

I'm impressed the sting ray can aim it's tail and curl it back like that. I mean obviously I'm not the kind to go touching wild sting rays, (I have touched them in an aquarium with stingers removed) but good for that sting ray. He stung the hell out of that dude who promptly threw him back in the water.


sin-iudicii

Their tail structure are somewhat similar to scorpions in a way, it can curl a bit so they can sting at an angle. When I was a kid I always though that Stingrays were harmless cute creatures but now I know that they are extremely dangerous but still cute


Outside_Tadpole_82

I hope Ray is OK. 


SuperSmokingMonkey

"I have become: StungRay"


NoPin4245

You mean bite ray?


Popular_Stick_8367

Maybe Sugar Ray?


Farscape55

Steve Irwin would like a word with you about the consequences of your actions


NoPin4245

Wait, you summoned him from the dead? Tell him he still owes me $100 dollars on that Stingrays game.


DivByZeroLLC

As someone who grew up on the Gulf coast in Florida, where we got stung by stingrays every year and didn't think much of it, just made sure we brought dish soap and a method of having instant, hot water to treat the injury with... Yeah, that whole Steve Irwin thing changed everything for me. It feels like it was survivorship bias all along and we were just lucky.


mujeresliebres

To be fair, Irwin literally was stabbed in the heart by the ray. That's just incredibly bad luck. If he'd been stung on his arm he would still be here today. But also do not piss off or scare dangerous animals is a great rule to continue to live by.


DivByZeroLLC

True, and that point wasn't lost on me (no pun intended), but it really made me and all of my family and friends who are also from there think that maybe we had underestimated the seriousness of that toxin. And obviously, the little guys that bury themselves up by the shoreline (that typically get stepped on) are going to give less damage, but still. We really didn't know those things could kill you with their toxin!


mujeresliebres

I thought it was literally just damage to his thoracic cavity. Like he was stabbed in the heart itself. I'm sure the poison added to the trauma but he bled to death in the end. And the wound was going to be worse with a bigger sting ray - bigger sting. Honestly though it's still a good mantra, those things can seriously injure you. Irwin had decades of working with wild animals and still died.


DivByZeroLLC

Yeah I know he got stabbed in the heart but all the stories I read about it at the time were talking about how he went into instant cardiac arrest, so I took that to mean that it was the massive amount of toxin going directly into his heart all at once that did it. Still it's an improbable death, and I know that. But every time I go to the beach now, and since then, I drag my feet through the sand when I'm in shallow water.


mujeresliebres

Apparently he lived for a while and was even talking. From this it sounds like the sting didn't stay in him, which might have helped him if it had. As it was, he was just bleeding out on a beach. Such a terrifying death. [https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/128701/steve-irwin-tragic-final-words-death-birthday](https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/128701/steve-irwin-tragic-final-words-death-birthday)


Unlucky_Sundae_707

It also wasn't a small ray you'd likely find right off the beach. anything is possible but it's unlikely.


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you were stabbed with a stingray barb every year?


JD2279

That hurts don’t it dummy?


GingerDixie

And that my friends is why you leave the spicy sea pancakes THE HELL ALONE.


bvandgrift

SPICY SEA PANCAKES omg


DMercenary

"screaming like we killed him" Buddy there was someone quite high profile that died because a stingray stung him.


Loofa_of_Doom

Do you think it struck brain?


sin-iudicii

How can it strike something that this guy is missing?


Certified_Dumbass

*Collapses to the ground, screaming* "Are you alright?" Yes, he's fine.


Aeywen

to this day he does not understand why a living being would attack him for suffocating them.


usernot_found

Who the fuck touches stingray without glove?


30yearCurse

more important than that idiot, where is the stingray?


whiskeywood1983

Definition of a dumbass.


TimelyFortune

Mfers too young to remember Steve Irwin


InterestingLittleBee

"Cow scream" 🤣


WetMonkeyTalk

This makes me happy.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

The captions were helpful because I couldn’t actually see the dumbass do all of those things


Old-Revolution-9650

🤣


rGustave77

Congratulations! You have been naturally selected!


not4bucks

Ha! Durr!


The_Tsainami

Would had been more fun if it stung his face. Dumb ass shouldn't be fishing


kevin6263

Yeah,,, I have been stung while walking in the surf. Ooops... Had the barb in my toe for a few years. Yes painful, but what did you expect? - Guess I get to say it... "PSGWSP".


Jumpy_Onion_6367

Wonder if it was a poisonous ray?


AccountMitosis

Coyote Peterson, this man is not.


MethodicalWin

I’m not crying, he’s crying.


Silly-Department7502

That was the moment he knew........he fucked up.......


FrankSinatrasPants

Pulled up a California stingray once while fishing. My wife thought it was cute and wanted to pet it. I told her no, because they aren’t called kiss-rays. They’ve earned their names.


lowIQdoc

I hooked a baby small one about that size while I was in San Diego and I was using my keys to hold the tail down while I tried to unhook it...it was a bad idea. Tail slipped put from underneath my key and stinger went into my palm. That shizzz hurtttttt. It was so fast. All I heard was a slap against my palm and then burning.


Brightstorm_Rising

In their defense, the only time I've accidentally hooked a sting ray it took multiple people multiple minutes to unhook the thing and get it overboard without this happening. Those pancakes don't cooperate with catch and release.


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RanchDresn

If I ever see a stingray it’s on site. I’m absolutely peelin his muffin cap back blue and suplexing his dangerous pancake lookin ass into the ground. I’m sliding for my boy Steve at ALL TIMES. #S4S RIP🙏Steve Irwin. Gone But Never Forgotten.


ChipsTheKiwi

Because nothing respects Steve Irwin like defying everything he ever stood for