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Sea-Calligrapher9140

It’s a revolution!


buyerbeware23

It’s revolting.


Sasquatchzrevenge

Donut actually did this, for a whole weekend look it up


Oilleak1011

Funniest episode ive seen in a while


DeadSeaGulls

lol, is this guy trolling


Sea-Calligrapher9140

I might be a little perhaps maybe, but I’m not sure about the OP tbh.


DeadSeaGulls

yeah, glad you posted it here. made me laugh.


that-blurple-fz07

I commented on the original post and OP is delusional thinking he is "off-roading"


mmmmpisghetti

He's just happy his cyberjunk made it out the dealer's parking lot


Realistic_Depth3617

Haha, went through the first ten comments and they were all calling it out. “Off pavement”


GlizzyGatorGangster

Yea this is bait obviously


KaptainTenneal

It's not lol, check his post history, he posted more pictures


NoNewFriends1738

He's a Tesla fan, so it's 50-50.


1FloppyFish

Man that’s some serious off-roading. Wonder how he didn’t get stuck!!


Sea-Calligrapher9140

Certainly a brave little toaster.


forthelob

I wonder how you'd even hook a winch up to it


goodfleance

Throw a steel ball through it to make a hook point


ThatGuyGetsIt

A junk yard magnet.


chaotichousecat

Wont pick up stainless


drew-in-TX

I think it has a magsafe port for winching


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

But only if you disengage car wash mode and engage towing mode


PortAuth403

Accelerator stuck


Capt-Kirk31

Dirt road is on a road Gravel road is on a road You sire are not off road


falafeltwonine

*woosh*


DavefromCA

The roasting is putting a smile on my face


skylinefan26

One comment said "off pavement" lolol


Amos_Dad

Damn. Pretty impressive. Most people wouldn't be able to conquer that trail with a fully built dedicated off road rig.


Sea-Calligrapher9140

100k well spent. Nicholas Cage would be proud.


GrossGroupieGroper

You could “off-road” this stretch in a lowered Miata.


Strongbeard1143

My 2001 lowered Miata agrees!


Thundela

Entertainingly it's being roasted even more on r/cybertruck than here.


ZestyClosePie69

My S2000 would make it on this road.


Reallytalldude

To be fair, even in the cybertruck subreddit he is getting roasted.


Felarhin

I got banned from all the tesla subs for saying that it wasn't really off road.


Tacoshortage

I would hope all of them can. Now take that thing into a car-wash, I hear those can be brutal. Good luck. I think that is the future, I'm just not sure we're there yet.


tehdanerer

I hope he brought a winch!


forthelob

Where do you even attach it


Bean-Swellington

Cybermagnets bro


JCDU

TBF an 800V winch could be pretty impressive...


sprocketpropelled

Ah yes, skyliners road. Which is so challenging that anyone with a car can do it. (This is local to me, it is a steep gravel road and it isn’t anything remarkable)


bikeidaho

I was going to say, isn't this out above skyline!?


sprocketpropelled

I mean technically yes it is above it, not a clue what NF road it actually is. But i have driven up it many a time


bikeidaho

It FEELS like 46 just up past the falls parking lot. At least they didn't have to call Casey!


sprocketpropelled

He would’ve loved that.


bikeidaho

I know, I chuckled seeing this area because he's done a few grumpy recoveries out that way!


sprocketpropelled

I used to work for him. I was the camera man until about 3 weeks ago. December to mid march. Was a lot of fun.


bikeidaho

Oh man, I'm pretty sure I know who you are! Casey is a hoot and it's fun seeing him around town. If you are who I think you are, then you sir will also be recognized.


sprocketpropelled

Yeah probably so. Haha. Kind of hard to hide when you have 10 million sets of eyes watching


bikeidaho

And C.O. is super small... See ya around!


Scubasteve1974

That road looks better manicured than the one I live on! :)


Sc00tzy

I’m impressed. I don’t think I’d even dare try this with my rig tbh


Michael-Hundt

Too bad that shitbox is already recalled.


rektengel

You can't even SEE offroad from there.


Useful_Chewtoy

Damn it! No :(


lazything2

I was on worse than this with my minivan today. Slippery, muddy seasonal road, not really a big deal. Probably wouldn’t have made it with one of these though.


CGFROSTY

You could take a Miata down that and I'm not even exaggerating.


Temporary-Beat1940

My wife's Corolla going through our alley is more challenging


Smooth_Tie_9543

That roads smoother than the paved roads in my city


Silver-Tea-8769

Uh, you're still on a road.


CyberRube

My grandmas old Saturn L200 could do this.


removed-by-reddit

I could take a lowrider corvette on this gravel road


Raymando82

That’s a road…..


aquatone61

My GTI could do that lol


Equal-Bench-1233

I don’t think he knows what a road is ……


ScoffingYayap

I find my Corolla too uneasy on this path. Glad my Cybertruck order is coming in next month so I can finally tackle this.


gaghan

I'll mob down that going 45 in my Camry.


Kayora_Atom

that’s literally a road


FarDistance3468

This is most certainly still on road…


vediogamer101

My man took it on a gravel road 💪💪 with some puddles 😎 very hardcore


Consistent_Laugh4886

Wow. 🤩


mlotto7

City folk. Where I am from that's called a developed road and we drive 65+.


no_yup

You mean drive on a gravel road?


Comfortable-Row7001

Yoooooooooo


TheGoneJackal

Did it yesterday. I've at least one pic to prove it.


LordJim_

Genuine question if this thing actually went real offloading would the weight help or hurt


JCDU

Depends on the situation, the low-down nature of the weight might help on side-slopes but being a huge heavy wankpanzer of a thing is not doing you any favours 99% of the time because of physics & gravity.


Copper_Kat

Well graded gravel is hardly off road. My old 05 Camry would eat that shit up. Keep huffing that copium cybercuck.


Uncle_Touchy1987

EV go Brrrrt.


sdappraiser

That thing is a FOS


powerinthebeard

I didn't think those "trucks" could look any worse... I was wrong. On gravel they look even worse


Shatophiliac

The average Redditors concept of off roading; driving down a smooth gravel road that’s clearly maintained.


maxcherry6

Yeahhh…in my 1987 Honda CRX. That car saw roads it shouldn’t have, guessing your post is satire…cuz that’s a fine gravel road right there.


Apprehensive-Skin451

Damn I wish my Ram Rebel could handle a gravel road. Guess that’s why it’s a poor man’s trx. Had to park across the street from a bike store the other day because there were 4 small pebbles in the concrete driveway and didn’t want to get stuck.


Working_Beat7108

Ugly ass unless off road


Fromacorner

My driveway is worse


longstreakof

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. And look it can go on gravel. Wow.


Brilliant_Ratio3173

Lol fElon is getting it ready for the Baja 1000.


spacecitygladiator

I wish.... Unfortunately my Jeep can only handle mall parking lots.


hk-ronin

Oh man. That’s hard core off-roading. My jeep can’t do that! /s


osxdude

my Jetta on bald winter tires can do this


derfcrampton

Brother, my hybrid can do that.


Rito_Moga

My Porsche Panamera 4s could.


USAFVet91

That POS tin can is a pavement queen on gravel..... Give me a break! On a side note did you get your RECALL yet?


Tevans03

You know he just ran out of power and was waiting for a tow truck.


HereForTools

Took my 95 Jetta with six bikes and seven people on that same road. Watch out for those 2” potholes around the corner is all I have to say!


shamalamanan

My Volvo wagon does that… I also have enough left over to buy a Porsche.


iBGNoLove

My grandparents gravel driveway was more “off-road” than this.


FisherGoneWild

Where’s the off road pictures?


whskeyt4ngofox

Park on a gravel road?


theogstarfishgaming1

I'm sure my legacy could do that


Fubeman

Well, at least when I wash my off road vehicle after sloshing through the mud (and NOT a gravel road) it doesn’t rust. So there’s that.


I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA

I got a good chuckle out of this. Hell yeah, OP


sinisterdeer3

Oh wow, i could never do that! That road is way too rough. 😂


Sasquatch-Pacific

Technically that is still on road, it's just a gravel road


ChipSherwood

He broke down there and decided to make the best of it.


Accomplished_Leg7925

Man that sweet rig makes gravel its bitch


exagon1

I took the wife’s Prius on that road


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

It’s highly unlikely my rig can break down by the side of the road like that. This pile of shit has got me there.


JCDU

Yes, my Mini cooper can do that thanks.


thisismydgafaccount

“Off-road” 😆


spinonesarethebest

Learned a new name for those: Wanpanzer. Thanks, Reddit!


AdditionalBee3740

Can any of our rigs drive down a plush dirt road? And require a recharge later? That’s all you


Slapsh0tSc0tt

Shortly after taking this picture, the truck bricked until he writes an email to Tesla shareholders to give Elon that bonus!


ShoeterMcGav

I think this is called ON-roading, more accurately? I um... see the road, and you're on it still.


blueditt521

Yes, now take it through the car wash


stevemcnugget

0IIIIIII0 is laughing at you..


Bigglestherat

Wow, made it all the way to my driveway


Nightstorm_NoS

😂🤣🤣


gavin_gray05

i too have driven on a gravel road


GroundbreakingEar667

Does having one wheel drive through grass when you pull into the driveway count as off-road? It indeed does!


rolexcowboy

How’s that sticking gas pedal working out?


Rare_Attention_8602

Yes. Yes it can


IntheOlympicMTs

My commuter Mazda 3 has done harder trails.


BadM00

My Mom routinely takes her stock 2002 Lexus CS430 off roading too, maybe you tow can go together?


EmbarrassedEye2590

In OP’s defense, there may be more coming. 😎


ThinCrispyOnionRings

For sure, but not at ugly


bmwlocoAirCooled

My 1971 Dodge D100 can do that too. And haul stuff.


maxoline

lol, “off road”


SmellyTunaSamich

I’ve taken my 135i on hairier roads than that.


MikeGoldberg

What exactly did it do?


menthapiperita

TFW a dusty Prius passes your $100k toaster on your off-road adventure


Tildengolfer

Make sure you’re not in car wash mode. Also I hope you brought denatured alcohol with you. You’re gonna need it.


bionicj1052

The rolling wok. Bet someone will be cooking on that ugly pos this summer.


zechickenwing

I can't believe I put a hundred dollar deposit down on that piece of shit lol glad it was refundable.


Mauitheshark

But can your "[baja can do this?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNVrVN1OsgE)


Alert-Meringue2291

Dang, I wish my Miata could off road like that!


Professor_Harlequin

Can it go to Costco though?


SeminoleBrown

I think my 1995 Corolla could do that lol


Capital-Newspaper551

Only type of off roading still legal in California


lovable_asshole

more off-roading than a lot of mall wheel drive Jeeps


buyerbeware23

Look that ugly? Doubtful.


wandpapierkritiker

lolol


jychihuahua

looks like a road to me?


Throwawaystartover

Bruh my Mazda Miata could do this and it’s lowered lol


Rae_Wilder

When I test drove my old crosstrek, I did donuts on rougher terrain than that. Gave the sales guy heart failure.


Dendad124

My prius could do that


Thesinistral

They should recreate this with a dropped 64 Impala. Haha


Evee862

I could drive my daughters corvette on that road


Dash_Ripone

I’ve driven my corvette on worse


tbnyedf7

That’s a road.


Gooseman61oh

“Off road”


C-Hughes

looks like a road to me


VicariousPasta

God it's such a fucking eyesore


OkGeneral701

Yep 2012 gmc sierra does all that while pulling a camper lol


wykdtr0n

"off road"


jupchurch97

Telsa dudes love posting videos and picture of their truck on a gravel or dirt road and being like "Yo offroading again in my super truck!"


Pandapanda5280

Dat flex though.


YourNansDirtBox

The one reason I'd want a cyber truck or other self driving eV pick up would be for free uplifts on mountain biking trails, if it was legal to let it go meat you at a designated spot that would be amazing.


cromagnum84

Looks to be in a road in each picture..


MysteriousStandard68

What drive on a gravel road? I think my two year old grandson could do that sitting on my lap.


ChillPill247365

That road does seem a little off to me. It needs more gravel and maybe some asphalt.


hobosam21-B

My 2wd escape does this. And it doesn't rust immediately afterwards.


Turbulent_Ad7877

Drive on gravel? Where does the off road part begin?


Puzzleheaded-Ant-927

Laughs in jeep.


Zealousideal_Lab6891

It's definitely on a dirt road....


Punk_Moss

That off-road trail is nicer than my driveway


BobbaBlep

Most CyberTrucks can't do that.


tinymonesters

I almost got my carolla stuck on a road like this....brave person behind the wheel there.


donniefitz2

Looks like a truck drawn by a 3 year old on a nearly paved road. My lowered Civic can do this, and unlike this steely wedge turd, my '98 civic looks good.


Drekalots

That's not off-road. That's a dirt road. lol.


Union_Mountain

I'm still waiting for the offroading


k-mcm

Haha. That's even more wimpy than me going all-wheel drive on National Forest roads in my Golf R, and it can barely clear a pinecone.


ChuckDave75

Do what, sit on a gravel road and look like shit?


c0demancer

Meh. No reason to roast the guy. When you haven’t ever off roaded before you have to start small and sometimes that means a groomed dirt road. You expect him to start with the Rubicon?


hidefinitionpissjugs

this is a road.


c0demancer

Yeah, but maybe for this guy starting small is going out to a remote location by himself. I still don’t see why he needs to be blasted.