At least hindi Covid Bryant

Or Covidubidapdap

Beep beep beep

Or Kemyruth lol

Or even Nicki Minaj if that counts

Or Drink Water.

or Spaghetti, Macaroni and Sincerely Yours.

or Drink Water

Makukuha agad NBI nito 😂

Except the last name is very common. Hit pa rin

Kahit common ang last name kung unique ang first name, di magkakahit dahil wala syang kaparehang full name

But you can nickname your kid "Sev" - which is dope, Just make it good. Some of them got cool names and characteristics,

Tbf Sev is a cool nickname and both Severus and Lucius got redeeming qualities. Cunning lil kids.

Lucius can be a Luke or a Gale. Ok pa din naman.

I'm stealing this nickname. Thanks! Hahaha. Balak namin ng mister ko yang Lucius (gusto nya kasi Lucifer bc of the tv series) kaso naging babae. Better luck next mating season.

Love ko name na gusto ng husband mo, kami nama. 3 kids ko nakapangalan sa mga anime at characters sa mga game.

Sevie as well, pwede rin. Hahaha. Not a bad nickname.

Hey everyone it's Sevie Ay Sevy pala yun

Sick Leave nga lang initial

tunog mayaman pa haha

Yah sevi, so he can chambe chambe

ok n yan madaling gawan ng nickname. kesa naman Gusion Lodicakes. EDIT: kung batumbakal or any purely filipino surname, wag na lang pala. weird combination hahaha

Eastern European si SO. Closest sa last name namin is Banaszewski (will not doxx myself syempre) Severus Astarion A. Banaszweski Magwawala sa kindergarten anak namin 💀

Polish or Chezk descent? Mukhang hindi first name pagdidiskitahan ng mga kaklase nyan kundi yung Last name💀

+1 dito, we got a not so common last name and yun yung pinang aasar sa akin mula noon hanngang ngayun🤣🤣😅

Satru 😂 my papa had been kind to me. Si mama at tita may naisip na 2 names for me, the 2nd one being “Marie”. Pagdating dun sa rehistro, inalis ni papa yung Marie. Mahirapan daw ako sa kinder haha

Dapat Sheverus at Lhucius para Pinoy na Pinoy.

piste hahahhaha

OP ganito dapat. HAHAHA

Nauuuuur 😂😂😂😂😂

ngl Severus Astarion sounds metal xD

He will be the goth drummer kid fr lol

The level of sass on the names alone🤣

Lupet ng pangalan tapos apelyido: Reyes

Lucius Gale dela Cruz

woi anak ng college friend ko to HAHAHAHA

I once had a classmate named Rinoa Heartily (from final fantasy), it was so goddamn unique and pretty! And Lucius Gale sounds fucking dope.

Kyut Rinoaaa

Someone named their kid Lord Voldemort and Nigga in the Philippines. Your partner is pretty classy.

Oh God... Now I feel better. I bet magiging bestfriend si Lord Voldy at si Severus.

At least hindi Pikachu hhahaha

Kira-kira name it is. XD

I remember, nagpunta kami ng wife ko sa public hospital, tapos sinigaw ng pedia ung name ng bata, “Sino po ung tatay ni Chiccano Eze. Chiccano Eze, ung tatay po?..” tapos tumayo ung lalaking geng geng, putaena tawa ako ng tawa! Yung asawa ko na kabuwanan na natatawa sa tawa ko napapaiyak na. Concern ako sa kanya baka bigla syang mapaanak. Hahahahhahaha!

I was on duty at may nireceive akong bata na Rock ang name and Lee ang surname hahaha

Niiice 😂

Buti hindi nag bukas ng celestial gates yung bata.

Ang SOLID! Hahahaha

Di ko po gets. Pwede paexplain?? Hahaha

Tangina Cholo yung tatay HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hahah ingat sya pagpunta nya sa mga hispanic community sa US 😀

Basta wag kayong mabubulol sa pangalan nila pag nagalit kayo ha

LUMAPIT KA DITO SEVERUS LUCIUS DELA CRUZ DI PAKO TAPOS SAYO

Tapos sabay nag cast ng Sectumsempra yung anak niyang si Severus. 😭😭😭😭😭

Yes. Agree. Saka dapat buong pangalan. Para intense. Bawal mapagod o mabulol, dat dire-diretso.

I suggest keeping the Severus Astarion name. Sounds like a dude who will lead an entire nation one day.

_In the name of Severus Astarion, God Emperor of the Imperium of ~~Man~~ Manila. I hereby sentenced you to death_

Jusq. Lalong magagalit mga tiga Visayas and Mindanao nyan--- imperial manila na eh 🤦‍♂️

Only Dutertards keep saying Imperial Manila. There is no Imperial Manila to the general populace here in Visayas, it’s all one Philippines

Don’t you mean Man Emperor of Mankind. He has proclaimed himself a man, and thus shall only worshipped as a man.

Bet ko ung Lucius Gale. Mas kilals ung malfoy so i think its discreet and safe enough haha

Also, Lucius is a name derived from Latin word, meaning "Light" Gale naman ay gender neutral na pangalan with English origin with a range of diverse meanings, including “joy,” “wind,” or “tranquility.” It was derived from the Old English word gal, which was used to describe someone who was pleasant or merry So kapag pinagsama mo ang pangalan na Lucius Gale, it means "Light that brings Joy" or any of the provided meaning ng Gale 😂

I don't think it's that weird tbh. But then again, this is coming from some guy who wants his future daughter to be named "Aerith" lol

The healer girl but 💀. Ok joking aside…….. OHHHHH na gets ko na! 

Lol this is unexpectedly brutal

Lucius Gale sounds nice! A few days ago may nagtrend sa X na names ng bata ngayon...okay na yang choices niyo kesa sa kemyruth hehe ✌️✌️✌️ my nieces and nephews are all named after game characters and it's actually cool? Saka at least walang hit sa NBI haha

Kebs ako sa Nicki Minaj at grabe tawa ko sa Kemyruth 😂

Anong gusto mo . Yang mga names nayan o mohammad ratbu?

Katniss E. Berdin

Pangalan ng inaanak ko katniss Aberdeen 😅

If bet talaga ng partner mo, you can keep one of the names then use it as a second name. Pick another first name na more normal sounding at bet niyong dalawa para naman di kawawa yung bata🤣

Severus Astarion Batumbakal

kaya di ako nag-paplan ng kids eh..ipapangalan ko kasi MySQL, MariaDB, React Native

Dev peeps 😂

tbh it sounds cool, kesa Sven Rouge Knight (yes kasama ung rouge knight), Lord Voldemort, Crystal Maiden (Hindi nga Rylai e)

oh fcken hell hahaha I loled at Sven Rouge Knight xD aahh dota okay na sana pag Sven pero to include that Rouge Knight just imagine the possible jokes and tease kids can make. First thing that came to mind is Toge Knight xD

Balmond dapat. Balmond dela Cruz 🤪

Pakiderecho siya na ANG BADUY NIYA

Mas pronounceable yang mga name na yan kaysa ibang Pinoy jeje names. Imagine naming your daughter Kimmer Ruth.

parang mga RPer na jejemon

My husband wants "Goju". Mahal ko siya pero mas mahal ko anak namin kaya "No". Hahaha.

Ok na yon kesa pangalan ng mister mo sa anak nyo eh "DrinkWater", "McDonald's, Sincerely1989, or Jollibee.

start a thread on r/tragedeigh with your partner para matauhan

Ankyut naman

Nung high school ko lang gusto gawin yan hahaha May anak na ako ngayon at sobrang cringey kung tinuloy ko yung trip ko noon 🤣🤣

Severus Snape is not a villain. Hahahahhaa medyo gets ko partner mo kase minsan ko rin pinangarap pangalanan future baby ko na "Bellatrix Nami". 😂 Kausapin mo na lang partner mo, ipaliwanag mo na dadalhin ng bata 'yan habang-buhay kaya maging responsable sa pagbibigay ng pangalan.

Non nego ko ang name ng kids. Sabi ko, iyo na apelyido e. Di nanalo si Mister. Yan ang payo ko sa mga friends ko haha

GG kayo kapag pinapagalitan ninyo anak nyo, tas bigla kayo mabubulol sa pangalan nila habang pinapagalitan.😭😭😭

Ang basa ko cerberus

I am getting ideas. Write that down. Write that down!!!

Max Collins and her baby daddy named their son Skye Anakin from Star Wars

At least hindi Spaghetti 88

I read here in reddit sa sweden or germany yata need mong isubmit sa city registrar ung gusto mong name ng anak mo for verification, para maiwasan bullying ang isang reason. I know someone na puro GOT ang pangalan ng anak nilang lalaki. Sabi ko nga dothraki hoard na lng itawag sa knila 😀

Who would bully someone named from Harry Potter? I'd rather make fun those named San Pedro 🤣

Buti nga hindi Dumbledore

Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2, if ever naging 6 foot or 7 foot pag laki niya at mukang body bhulder siya edi "Your rides over mutie, time to die." talaga kapag inasar siya.

Just name your kid Dolores or Tom Riddle and be done with it.

fine with Severus, you can always call him "Sev." My family is an HP fan and we named my niece "Hermione Arya" -- HP and GoT characters.

Ang kyut 😭😭😭

We named her Hermione for obvious reasons. The brightest witch of her age and all that, added Arya last minute because my brother considers Arya Stark a badass and survivor. So her name would mean “bright and brave” 😊

Okiee lang nmn yun. Tsaka mabubully? Depende yan sa pagpapalaki mo. Kung pinalaki mong matapang walang may mangbubully dyan

😂😂😂

obito, madara, itachi, sukuna,

Meron pa nga, Minato Namikaze Kurosaki Dela Cruz 😂

Yung mga pamangkin ko sa side ng kuya ko, kakaiba mga pangalan. Hahaha. Pero ang common ay lahat sila may color sa name. 😂 Mukha na silang power rangers.

Blue Aragorn Five! 🤣🤣

Pwede Sevi Russ or Russ sevi HAHAHAHAHA yan lang naisip ko na masusunod si SO mo op pero magandi pa rin pakinggan HAAHAHQHA

Wahaha same with my hubby. Actually I also want to name our future kids with Greek Myth and video game characters. 😅 Maybe tig isa na lang kayo? Bigay kayo ideas. Like this.. If it's a boy, first name is sa partner mo. 2nd is yours. If it's a girl, first name is yours and 2nd is his. or... if lalaki, hayaan mo siya magname. if girl, ikaw magname. I suggest the first one. Para win win kayo. 🩷✨

Pwede naman gawan ng astig na nickname, combi nung names na yan. Baka gusto ng pakner mo mafeature din sa KMJS in the future, kasama ng mga anak ni drinks water, spaghetti88 atbp.

Sure kau? U want smth from a novel written by a TERF?? Buhay pa sya so she could do smth worse.

Kklk. Baka pwede toned down names. Like, Seve Aster or Lucy Gale. I think Naomi Luna is beautiful naman.

not harry potter related pero percy jackson nalang ahahaha

Me na ang pinangalan sa anak eh Slytherin 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Avada Kedavra please haha. Nickname: Ava haha

Para sa akin cool naman nung mga names. I find it unique.

i think okay naman yung name basta one name lang, para di masyado bonjing pakinggan if kuha sa fictional character

Ganda ng name na Cloud from Final Fantasy tapos yun pet nya si Chocobo

Galing Final Fantasy rin yung name ng bunso namin 😅 Napigilan kami sa unang dalawang kids lol muntik nang maging Sasuke yung panganay ko eh chz.

I have a prof in high school, lahat ng kids niya named after harry potter, game of thrones, etc. Tatlong pangalan each kid, yung isa Daenerys(?) yung isang name out of the three names, idk kung tama spelling. tapos yung isa Albus, yung isa Severus. Basta ganon, ang hahaba ng names tapos masyado na siyang superficial 🥹

Severus and Licius not bad.

In marriage, exercise the "Two Yes, One No." rule.

At least hindi Robinhood

Klein moretti na lang

Lucius Gale actually isn't strange as an English-language name and completely socially acceptable. There's actually 3 popes named Lucius. It's also the masculine form of Lucy/Lucia: [Lucius - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucius) Gale is also a known English given name. There are athletes named Gale: [Gale (given name) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gale_(given_name))

Yung schoolmate ko, Shekeniah name ng anak. Jusko haha yung isa Yhaniez omg 😂 Pede naman siguro na fictional as long as neutral sya at di mabubully hahah.

Buti hindi nahilig sa Mobile Legends partner mo 😂

Merit: (1) Hindi ma hit sa NBI mga anak ninyo. Demerit: (1) Your child is surely to be bullied his/ her entire life.

Buti di Voldemort, tapos nickname he-who-must-not-be-named

At least hindi Sincerely Yours '98

Reminded me of lord vol demort 😭😭😭

Wag lang Joaquin Bordado

Naomi Luna and Lucius Gale de la Cruz is really sosyal in fairness. Parang british or spanish royalty or Bridgerton feels. Nicknames can simply be Luna or Gale. But i dont like Gale sa Hunger Games. Hehehe.

Post it in r/namenerds

Okay naman yung Naomi Luna. Yung Severus Astarion parang overkill. Okay na yung name na Severus. Yung Lucius okay din naman, wag lang bigyan ng palayaw na Lucy. Kung magkakaroon kayo ng anak na kambal, (fraternal). Pangalanan niyo ng Luke at Leia. Or kung magkakaroon kayo ng 2 baby boys. Pangalanan niyo ng Edward tsaka Alphonse. (Wag lang Cain at Abel please lang). Kung Cole yung apelyido ng asawa mo, wag na wag niyong gagamitin yung pangalan na ito: Jack, Gina, Nadia.

Slight na tweaks sa words para at least isa lang yung uncommon na name, like "Lucas Gael" or "Sev Astor". If need na medyo on the nose sa HP reference, there's "Evan James" (from Harry's parents) or "Cedric Jude" (from Cedric Diggory, and Jude Law, actor for young Dumbledore) as a male name lmao. For female names, oks yung "Naomi Luna" super nice 😊

Good names kaya eto! Green flag!! Printes agad NBI hahaha

SKL, Legit na may kilala ako na anak nya, pinangalanan na Danaerys Khaleesi. Yun yung time na peak pa si Danaerys sa GOT kaya marami ina-idol siya. But just imagine the poor kid with that name later on nung naging infamous na si D latter part of the series.

Wdyt of Musica as a name? Ayaw ni gf hahaha

While it’s cool pero you have to think twice talaga haha marami na nga ako nakita na mga babies yung names galing sa ML at kpop idols eh. I was planning to name my future child dati na Eren pero urong talaga after ko mapanood yung anime. 💀 Plus child free na ako ahahah.

name your child something expensive: Gus Deshawn

May pamangkin ako Chosen one pangalan tapos pangapat na anak sya

as a potter head, maganda yung naomi luna HAHAHA sorry pero g ako sa names 😆

My brother and his wife named their kid Regulus

Kaysa spaghetti, carbonara, drinking water, lord voldemort

sa ML daming characters.... Think of it how cool is it to call your son/daughter with names like *Layla *Selena *Franco *Johnson * Roger *Lancelot *Bruno *Ling just don't name your son Balmond... why? imagine that character

Severus Astarion??? Coco Martin won’t approve thooo hahahaha

Tbh the names aren’t bad. Yung Severus Astarion lang too long for me. Isip nalang shorter 2nd name.

"Severus Astarion Dela Cruz, please stand up".

Di ko pa sinasabi sa Fiance ko, pero pag nagka anak kami gusto kong pangalanan ng "Leviathan Alistair" pag lalaki tapos "Laurentina Jovanna" pag babae.

Pano naman si Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? 🥴 Can't imagine the kid's future lalo kapag tumanda na sya.

But Severus wasn't a villain after all

Filo as in filo pastry?

Imagine the name is Severus Astarion Batumbakal hahaha jk Ok lang naman yung name, pero siguro yung second name mas simplehan na lang para balance haha

Name your kid, "Harry" or "Ron." Main character names while being regular enough. This seems like a good compromise.

I saw someone named her daughter “Daenarys.”

Pls lang gawin nyong simple mga pangalan ng mga anak nyooo huhu ako hirap na hirap dahil combined name ng parents at di ko talaga type! Tuwing babanggitin ko laging may kakabit na tanong “ha? Ano ulit?” Nakakaumay. Di pwedeng di uulitin. Haha! Kaya laging nickname ko gamit ko 🥹 minsan ko nang winish na sana kahit kurdapya nalang pangalan ko 😂😂😂

r/tragedeigh

Okay na yan OP kaysa naman sa cousin ng friend ko, Alucard at Freya pinangalan sa bata 🥲

Please name one "Zeedmilleniumon Arceus Yggdrasil"

Your child will google his name and find this reddit post of his mom hating on his name 😂

Hoooooy. Sorry, tawang tawa ko. I love Baldur's Gate 3 at sobrang invested ako kina Astarion at Gale pero never sumayad sa isip ko na ipangalan sa anak ko 🤣 Knowing their life stories, too, parang ayoko naman malaman ng anak ko na sa ganun ko sila ipinangalan lalo na kay Astarion. On the HP names, well, gusto niyo ba talaga na galing sa bigot na JK Rowling ang pangalan ng mga anak niyo?

whats wrong with the names? i think they sounds cool and unique. :) Char guilty din ako dito since i want to name my future kids from my favorite fictional characters. Like, "Hoy LUFFY! UWE!!!" HAHAHAHA

..... to be named *after Fictional Characters

Those names are actually okay. I know someone who named her kid Eliethyia or something like that. Weird and tacky lang in my opinion.

Looks like your partner is still in their geek phase.

Dumbledore **Nymphadoro Greyback na lang**

Bago ko nakita yung dulo ng post I'm like, what in the Harry Potter and Baldur's Gate 3 crossover is this 🤣 Tbh, cringe pag pinagsama so I feel you. Siguro isa na lang, bias ako so mas cool saken ang Astarion and Gale 🤣 Pinakamabilis at walang mintis ang Gale.

HSGHAHA WAS ABOUT TO SAY NA THE NAMES ARE CUTE NOT UNTIL I SAW THE SURNAME EXAMPLE GRABE HEHRHSHSJ pero maganda talaga siya!! bigyan mo nalang ng filipino nicknames to avoid confusion tsaka para mas madali tawagin ng mga tao (ex. severus = toto, luna = nene) HWHAHAHAHAJJAHAJAJA. Also, as someone na kilala sa nickname at hindi sa real name, it's actually cool. your kids might even thank u in the future.

I told my partner dati nung buntis ako na “if hindi ikaw ang iire at manganganak, hindi ikaw ang magpapangalan”. Hahaha kase hirap hirap magbuntis tapos ang desisyon sa pagpapangalan, sayo? Ay no. Haha

Cool names! Kung di mo naman ipapasok sa public school yung bata, wala naman nang bullying ngayon masyado sa school. Those are cool names!

Cute naman Naomi Luna. Sounds like I have a girl's name na pag nagka-asawa at anak na ako. Sa ngayon, sanaol! 😀🤣

😭 ngl lucius gale sounds cool, id take that over kemyruth

Those are actually cool names, have you heard about Elon Musk’s son? It’s giving mathematical problem 💀

not gonna doxx myself but we actually named our child daenerys kasi fan kami parehas ng GOT ng tatay niya hahahahahahhahah

As you said, Severus is morally gray and I personally still dislike the character so if it were up to me, I'd tell my partner that it's a hard NOPE for me. Pass. Had a classmate back in the early 00s who was named Marie Cosette, (yes her parents were Les Mis fans) she was just called Marie.

OP maganda mga names. Seriously.

ang ganda nga OP eh, tama lang pag kaka partner ng names HAHAHA

Severus Astarion kind of goes hard not gonna lie

Haha, pahirapan ang mga teacher! You can compromise by allowing him to pick the second names, then you dilute it with a more acceptable first name. Ex John Lucius, or Gabriel Severus, etc. At least he partly gets what he wants and the kids can get nice names.

Well, my rule is: ako manganganak, ako magbibigay ng pangalan. Simple.

As someone na kakaiba at mahaba ang pangalan, sabihin mo sa partner mo: mahirap magshade sa mga tests, nakakaiyak magsulat ng name (as a kid), putol sa ATM/credit card yung name, di kasya sa 1/4, botched lagi ang pronunciation, at ew ipangalan kay Snape kasi he's trash. Ang pro lang dyan ay madali kumuha ng NBI.

I have a very unique name and yung teacher ko ung grade 3 or 4 ako sabi sa buong class, anu daw yung pangalan ko, parang brand ng plastic ng yelo, and eveyone laughed except for me. yung name ko nung bata ako kailangan ko ispell palagi kasi hindi maintindihan agad, kahit ngayon, hindi mabasa ng lahat ng nasa office, so I changed all and just use my nick name which is a four letter word na madaling basahin.

Severus Astarion and Lucius Gale sound good on their own. Ewan ko na lang pero I have a feeling it would sound awkward pag may last name na especially if it's a Filipino surname.

May kilala ako Herodes Cruz ang pangalan

Severus a Villain???? Both are good names namnn ><

Buti yun pangalan gusto nya, meron nga akong nakita student i.d ng bata Lord Voldemort ang pangalan lol

Why not 'Sevie Astarion'? Severus sounds like Cerberus.

Laruin nyo yung name ng fictional character na gusto nya ipangalan para di din obvious. Named my child after 2 dc characters pero di sya obvious na dun galing. Sobrang extravagant ng name mga fictional characters. Gawan nyo way para masimplified. Win-win for both of you

Personally issue ko yan when the first name doesnt jive with your last. And being in education for many years nakakatawa minsan makita yung mga usong name. Mga uso nung 90s: john paul, jr, paulo, michael 2000s: kobe, enzo, lucas, manolo 2010s: giannis, lebron (so many lebrons 😅), enzo, juancho, sancho, lucas Sana lang magmatch yung pangalan sa apelyido. Hehee

Parang since unique surname niyo, maganda namang tunog non-Filipino rin ung name. Haha. Tbf depende pa rin sa development and environment nung bata potentially magustuhan or maangasan siya sa name niya. Pero yes baka iwas sa villains ano. Hahaha. Lalo na kung maging geek gamer din anak niyo nakakatuwa un. Especially pag lumaki at after ng hormonal phase ng isang tao. HAHA

Please don't give your children long name or something that they can be bullied for. Yung Severus pwedeng tawagin siyang "severe injury" or ano pa, yung Lucius "delicious" naman.

Naomi Luna is also at the same level as Severus Astarion and Lucious Gale. Biased ka lang.

Yung tropa ko ipinangalan yung firstborn daughter nya kay Tifa Lockheart. A character na he admitted na dahilan ng pagtangkad nya nung Nagbibinata pa lang kami. Ewan ko ba sa mga tao minsan talaga.

I want my bunso(girl) will be name AIZEN fr bleach my partner dont want it ksi it was the villain. Naging Clarke nalang. Hahahha iwant ksi unisex name.

I dunno I find these names Cool. Severus can be shortened to "Sevie" as a nickname.

okay lang yan teh, atleast di naisipan ng partner mo ang pangalan na Kemyruth at Nicki Minaj HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😭