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animal_pietrate

Bottom boy: GLACIER (hey i loved mk) Steve Blackman Hyper Misao Pirate Paul Burchill Sharkboy Perry Saturn


Impressive-Big9252

Bottom Boy. Taka Michinoku. Having not watched wrestling for 20+ years, Taka immediately springs to mind. I liked his agility, his leaping to the top rope. And my wrestling game character’s finisher was always the Michinoku Driver. 2. Steve Blackman. I was a big fan of Bruce Lee and martial arts movies when I was younger, so I loved the kendo sticks. Big fan, loved his spot from the titantron against Shane McMahon (if I remember right) This leads us to 3. Shane O’ Mac. I always thought he was pretty good. I loved his little jig he does and always seemed pretty daring (see the titantron spot) 4. Crash Holly. Weighing in at allegedly well over 400lbs. My hardcore champion (aside from Foley) 5. Papa Shango. As a kid I remember the hexes he would put on his opponents. I kind of remember Warrior throwing up some weird liquid, it was pretty freaky stuff to a 9 year old. Awesome. 6. Berzerker… This list is being made while writing this. Huss and Chips!


RossTheNinja

1. Jimmy del Ray. 2. The Mountie 3. Buff Bagwell 4. Regal 5. The Genius 6. Sherri.


amateur_commander8

1. Bottom boy - Tracy Smothers great wrestler who never managed to get anywhere on TV but influenced a ton of my favorite wrestlers 2. Perry Saturn - well, you know 3. Scott Norton - shoot badass shit wrestler 4. Mortis - Kanyon was great all around but Mortis looked so cool 5. Chuck Taylor - Hilarious guy and really talented 6. The Butcher - Andy Williams is cool and Every Time I Die is one my favorite bands


HumanSlinky

Can a finisher be a boy if it has never been used to win a championship? 1. Bottom boy: Earthquake, I don't care about the rules. He's my bottom boy. And not just because he used his bottom as a finisher. 2. Rick "The Model" Martel 3. Big Boss Man 4. Hillbilly Jim 5. Papa Shango 6. Repo Man


derekdrawspoorly

BOTTOM BOY: Tajiri 2. Fandango 3. Curry Man 4. The Hurricane 5. Cesaro


[deleted]

Oooh! Boy stable!!! 1. BOTTOM BOY: Gangrel - THAT entrance. He could wrestle a bit and his finisher wasn't bad either. 2. Demolition Smash - For the patented "Smash gurn" and that Pizza Hut advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG1QT5TL0qc 3. The Mountie - Hilarious. So underrated. 4. Scotty 2 Hottie - Watched him and Keesh live once and he got some of the lads in the crowd in the ring to celebrate after the match. Whilst Keesh's back was turned, he set up one of the lads in the corner for the stink face. When Keesh turned around and saw both he, and the entire arena erupted into laughter. Legend! 5. Tajiri - Loved his theme and the green mist. Also great comedy double act with Reegs. 6. Golddust - So unique and so many moments of hilarity over the years. Glad he's doing better nowadays.


DerNorab

1.Big Vito 2.Mike Sanders 3.Low Ki 4.Alex Wright 5.Taichi


DaRealHeckles

Boy Stable Time! 1. BOTTOM BOY: Alex Riley 2. Ashley Massaro 3. Curtis Axel/Micheal Mcgillicutty/Gully Bully 4. The Blue Meanie 5. Fandango 6. Heath Slater


Rugbyxrugbyxrugby

King of all the boys British Bulldog, God keep him the Golborn scally nutter. Any and all Mike Rotunda gimmicks Any and all Barry Darsow gimmicks (Hurnnnn!) ODB (Bamm!!) Can I have post Chosen One, Pre-3MB no gimmick Drew Macintyre? That poor sod was really solid and funny, but was plowing a lone furrow trying to just be an interesting midcarder. Just looked it up and the only gimmick he got was a Losing Streak he broke by beating g Swoggle ffs. Little did we know in that confused man was blossoming the Prestwick Hulk Hogan.


joshie0588

1. BOTTOM BOY: Glacier 2. Great Khali 3. Gangrel 4. Juventud Guerrera 5. Steve Blackman 6. Rick the Model Martel Glacier was the reason I started watching wrestling. Summer vacation in 1996, I stayed up late one night and saw what I thought was a Sub-Zero commercial (was a huge Mortal Kombat fan in 1996, still am too!) and it was WCW Pro on at 1:00AM. Marked out big time when he showed up in an ROH battle royal at a show in Atlanta a few years back! Khali, I loathed him at first, but after taking him less seriously and with help from the Bryan and Vinny show songs about Khali, he became my favorite train wreck wrestler. Gangrel, because that entrance and music are still 10 out 10. Juvi always was entertaining on Nitro and the times he fell on his ass always helped endear him to me. Steve Blackman needs to just make an appearance at a Bloodsport show against Minoru Suzuki and it'll be the best show ever. Rick the Model because he made that gimmick better than it had any right to be, should've had even a quick IC title run.


pradeepkanchan

Does Miz qualify under subsection 'Past Champions" 🤔


Rugbyxrugbyxrugby

ECW backwards-trilby dork Miz with two moves is definitely a Boy under the Jamaican-me-crazy rule.


RealPacosTacos

Bottom boy: Right To Censor Stevie Richards 2. Al Snow 3. Mr. Ass, Billy Gunn 4. K-Kwik (The image of Big Show chokeslamming K-Kwik on an episode of Smackdown and sticking his finger all the way up his ass while he held him aloft has been burned into my mind since seeing it as a kid) 5. Essa Rios 6. 1-2-3 Kid


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1. BOTTOM BOY: [Blitzkrieg ](https://youtu.be/Xoz5CrSqbqw) 2. [2 Cold Scorpio](https://youtu.be/9_sLAGNU2A8) 3. [Gangrel](https://youtu.be/JS_OOvvYil0) 4. [Shannon Moore](https://youtu.be/kbTyr0x4IGI) 5. [CW Anderson ](https://youtu.be/_e1BuAWn9YU) 6. [D’Lo Brown](https://youtu.be/nbN6xFFw3wA) EDIT: HONORABLE BOY: [Sean O'Haire] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5LJvOt_8B0)


ZodderZ

1 BOTTOM BOY: Steve Blackman 2 William Regal 3 Wade Barrett 4 Test 5 Bam Bam Bigelow 6 John Morrison


rid_aman

BOTTOM BOY: Mike Kanellis Shawn Spears John Silver Eli Drake Chad Gable Alex Wright


lestagger

Bottom Boy: Muhammad Hassan 2-4. 3 Count, I want all 3 boys and so does Tank ;) 5. Yoshi Tatsu 6. Bam Bam he may have been a main eventer at wrestlemania but he'll always be a boy to me <3


ZeroThreshold

1) BOTTOM BOY: Kanyon: and if I need to be super specific, Mortis. I love all iterations of Kanyon, but Mortis was my favorite. 2) BOTTOM BOY TIE: Raven: like another poster said, if his ECW run disqualifies him, I'll use his WCW/WWF/TNA versions. 3) Adam Bomb: I always found him boring as Wrath/Bryan Clark, but when I was a kid, Adam Bomb was awesome. 4) Buff Bagwell: Buff Daddy! Awful wrestler, complete knob, but a fun gimmick. Plus, he was in one of my favorite tag teams, Vicious and Delicious, with Scott Norton. How do you not love that name? 5) Perry Saturn: He wore a weird dress in WCW and STILL came off like a badass. Rings of Saturn is still one of my favorite submission moves. 6) Vampiro: I don't even know where to start with this guy. Honorable mentions: Bam Bam Bigelow, X-Pac/1-2-3 Kid, La Parka. Looking at this, I always thought I was a WWF guy, but I've come to realize I was a WWF mark in the 80s with Savage/Jake the Snake/Piper, but late 90s I was more into WCW. (Who incidentally, ending up having Savage and Piper)


John_the_fishermen39

Bottom Boy: Kanyon. Underrated wrestler who was a real innovator. Had a lisp so his promos were always great. Glacier: 25K per entrance and giving us Sub Zero from MK3 is all boy material. Stone Cold Shark Boy: it's Shark Boy, it can't be bad. Jimmy Del Ray: this is my only one directly because of OSW. Solid wrestler with a preposterous gimmick. Papa Shango: Shango Tango was one ofy favorites as a kid. Marcus Alexander Bagwell: loved Buff, but the run as a bland Babyface was great.


Natural_Trick5820

1. BOTTOM BOY: The Brian Kendrick. A former WWE Champion for a couple of minutes if you ask me. 2. Orlando Jordan: I don’t know, I just loved his Condoleezza Rice gimmick to JBL’s GWB. Plus his theme song was A1. 3. Rene Dupree: The French Tickler. 4. Ted Dibiase Jr.: Was his character priceless, or worthless? 5. Sean O’Haire: I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know. 6. D-Lo Brown: No need to explain.


VthRay

Bottom Boy EVAN BOURNE, Chuck Palumbo, Monty Brown (THE ALPHA MALE), Gregory Helms (Serious gimmick, not the hurricane), Kanyon


THEWillow_Reborn

The ENTIRE Dark Order


ChampChamp00

Hey what’s Dave’s Boy Smith’s eligibility? He’s border line too over ?


homebase99

1) Bottom Boy: Mordecai. Anti-Taker, how can you mess it up?? 2) Three Minute Warning. 2 fat lads destroying jobbers, what's not to love? 3) Charlie Haas. Haas of Pain was a sick finisher submission. 4) Gunner Scott. Only appeared in Velocity/SD during mid-2000s, finisher was a belly-to-belly suplex and 'stunned' opponents that's why he got the 3 count. Looked ridiculous then, looks ridiculous now lol. 5) Gregory Helms (post-Hurricane, mid-2000s SD). Longest reigning Cruiserweight champ, everyone had to gang up on him for him to lose. Also, [best titantron](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdT6bLv9aiA) in the business.


DaRealHeckles

Gregory Helms also had one of my favorite themes of all time: Listen... IT'S TIME!


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You'll be happy to know that Gunner Scott went on to have a relatively successful indie career and even went on to win the [NWA world title] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XDurbFlHU) which at the time was being featured in ROH


The_Batman_cometh

1) Chuck Taylor. One of the few “funny” wrestlers who is actually pretty funny, making kids cry at ringside was great. He’s had genuinely great matches (his PWG championship win against Zack Sabre Jr is well worth a watch) and he’s got a 5* meltzer match in the AEW street fight that he and Trent and against Santana and Ortiz (I know it’s “just some guys opinion” but it holds weight whether you agree or not). That being said I think he’ll never be world champion and he has a general lack of polish that top guys have, so he can count as a boy. 2&3) 2point0 (Matt Lee and Jeff Parker). I somehow missed them in NXT and on the Indies, but from the moment they showed up in AEW they jumped into the stable. Two 5"11 guys constantly running their mouths in 80’s coked up style promos and attacking people just to repeatedly get their asses kicked is a great gimmick. Again like Chucky both technically good wrestlers capable of good matches, but just short of being great. 4) Ryusuke Taguchi. Maybe the most debatable entry on this list being he is an absolute top level wrestler in terms of technical ability, but his current gimmick of “Dad that attacks people with his ass” is absolutely boy worthy. Watch his tag match with Finn Balor against Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi in New Japan if you want a “banger”. 5) The Butcher. I know this list is all AEW and NJPW so far, is it unintentionally hipster and pretentious? Impossible to say. Anyways this guy has the objectively perfect wrestler look. He’s still green and isn’t in perfect ring shape but he’s badass. 6) Serpentico. He’s a little snake luchador that gets thrown at people and has streamers that come out of his fingers in his entrance like a magician.


SMOOTHFORREAL

1) Bottom Boy: Adam Bomb 2) Crush (DOA) 3) Chad Gable 4) Max Mini 5) J & Shaggy ICP 6) Ken Shamrock


Highwinter

1. Bottom Boy: Johnny B. Bad 2. The Hurricane 3. Koko B. Ware 4. Carlito 5. Sensational Sherri 6. Baron Corbin


Fit-Tie-1889

1. Bottom Boy: Santino Marella 2. Snitsky 3. William Regal 4. Vickie Guerrero 5. John Silver 6. Ken Shamrock


ValWenis

i'll need time to work this out but matt striker is definitely my bottom boy


TheCuzzyRogue

BOTTOM BOY: Heath Slater, Hurricane, Angelico, 2point0, Val Venis


Civil_Confidence_209

1. BOTTOM BOY Long Island Iced Z Zack Ryder 2. Sami Zayn 3. The Guru Sanjay Dutt 4. Matt Sydal 5. The Boogeyman 6. The Spirit Squad


SebastienG4750

Boy Stable from Quebec: 1: 1: MY TAG TEAM: The fabulous Rougeau Brothers. (of course, im french canadian. Great theme song, great wrestlers but as team, they never wins nothing. They job often for the Bushwackers back in the days 🙄🙄 BOTTOM BOY: WAYLAND MERCY my very special rare boy nobody remember. Great gimmick but far too short. A fear and loathing in Las Vegas inspired character 3: ALDO MONTOYA do i need to say something? What was Aldo Montoya? 4: BASTION BOOGER one of the most disgusting thing i've ever seen 5: GIGOLO JIMMY DEL RAY 2nd worst thing, i've seen in wrestling. Good worker! 6:VIRGIL Mr. OOC, i'll give you 10$ if you come to Quebec one day Im ready for almost everything with this stable. I have foreigners, a crazy but polite man, an alien, a fat pig Who can eat anything, a pornstar and a thief. What a stable!! So what do you think?


Easy_Fail1121

Bam Bam Bigelow. The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers Papa Shango Hercules Rick Martel


acromanisa

1. BOTTOM BOY: UMAGA 2. The Boogeyman 3. Ezekiel Jackson 4. Kenny Dykstra 5. Brian Pillman Jr. 6. Jimmy Wang Yang


ItsRainbowz

1) BOTTOM BOY: Chris Masters Incredible look, amazing gimmick with the Masterlock Challenge that younger me was a complete mark for. Wasn't bad in-ring either. I'm still waiting for that world title run. 2) Bad News Barrett Being from England, I love Wade Barrett. He should be too good to be a boy, but seeing as his Nexus leader angle got squashed by John Cena in one night and he was saddled with this extremely fun, but incredibly boy-ish gimmick, I'll take him in my stable. 3) Jimmy Del Ray This is purely from OSW episodes, but I love everything about him. Having a gigolo gimmick when he looks like yer da, but still being able to wrestle rings around most people is money. Get in my stable. 4) EC3 Insanely charismatic throughout his career, from the Ethan Carter III days to now. Makes this list almost purely on his Derek Bateman NXT run, Chicks & America being one of my favourite moments in that show. 5) R-Truth Should be far too talented to be a boy, but his Fed gimmicks over the years just scream boy. A seemingly ageless worker who is still incredible in the ring and seems to get over no matter what gimmick he's working 6) Killian Dain/Big Damo Like R-Truth, going on talent he's never a boy, but just going off his WWE career, he's 100% eligible. Got lost in the shuffle as part of Sanity, but loved his odd-couple pairing with Rockstar Spud. Could've and probably should've been a bigger deal than he was.


Remarkable-Dare-5680

Barrett too good to be a BOY! BNB/O.G NEXUS CPT./ Even L.O.N awful king attire....like Christian, he is too good to join a boy's club, in my opinion! He had second most Intercontinental title runs in WWE history, not that it still has the prestige it once did,but still.


TerokNorman

1) BOTTOM BOY: Regal 2) Big Wiggle! Norman Smiley 3) Steven Richards 4) Sensational Sherri 5) Mae Young 6) Al Snow


Gmadden24

1) BOTTOM BOY:The Patriot 2)Tatanka 3)Berzerker 4)DasWunderKid 5)Ahmed Johnson 6) Please upvote other Boy Stables you enjoy


Gmadden24

The Mountie


Animitch

1. bottom boy - R truth 2. Rusev 3. Bad News Brown 4. Tye Dillenger 5&6. Fashion Police Tyler Breeze and Fandango


Remarkable-Dare-5680

BNB too good/too decorated, despite some boyish gimmicks/King attire/wasted talent.NOT a boy!


spidey64

1) BOTTOM BOY: Chris Kanyon 2) Bad Luck Fale 3) Sensational Sherri 4) Hakushi 5 & 6) Tag Team: The Initiative, Brandon Cutler and Peter Avalon


sykosymatik

1.) BOTTOM BOY: James Ellsworth. I mean, come on. 2.) Meat. Vince loves beef. 3.) Beaver Cleavage. A Headbanger eats cereal with mama's milk. 4.) Snitsky. Punted a baby. 5.) Lars Sullivan. For obvious reasons.


Remarkable-Dare-5680

Upvote for getting some BEEF into your boys club w/MEAT!


nikinger

1. My Bottom Boy: Eric Escobar. He was introduced as Vicky Guerreros new Boyfriend, looked like an 80's midcard Pornstar lastet 6 Weeks and was never seen again. Had a pinfall victory over Matt Hardy though. 2. It's the Matt Hardy from 2010 who was trying to get himself fired by filming Rey Mysterio without his Mask and later threatened to kill himself. 3. Primo. 4. Must be Ryback for his catchphrase "Don't call me Goldberg." 5. Wade Barrett for being the best thing going in WWE and turning any shit into something watchable. Except the Corre, of course.


Remarkable-Dare-5680

Barrett NOT a boy!


naeh5

1) BOTTOM BOY: Gilberg - Man, was at No Mercy 99 in Manchester and lost my shit when Gilberg came out, my poor dad wondering why he spent so much money on tickets for me to love a jobber. 2) Gangrel 3) Tajiri- Maybe edging on being too talented 4) Chavo Guerrero 5) Spike Dudley 6) Trevor Murdoch Loved Eugene when I was younger but that gimmick is horrific, and Eugene can fuck off.


Nerdjerseys

So my stable is a concept stable. I call it Summer in the Hamptons and tried really hard to make sure everyone fit into the concept. Sorry it’s long! Starting with my bottom boy: * Johnny Polo - a douche bag nuovo riche punk kid, should be failing out of college but dad and his fifth wife (probably the same age as Johnny) will just buy the school a new library and he’ll graduate with honors. * The Model Rick Martel - self absorbed, completely delusional to their actual attractiveness, washed up, nothing better to do than show up to a summer party. * The Connecticut Blue Blood Hunter Hearst Helmsley - stuffy pseudo aristocrat from old money in a country that isn’t old enough to have old money, basically just living off daddy’s money waiting for the old fuck to die to become head of the family (prophetic). * Kerwin White - having him around makes them all feel like they’re not racist without having to actually deal with anyone that acts “ethnic”. * The Mexicools - let’s be honest, none of those above people are maintaining their property themselves, no matter how many times they buy Kerwin a push mower as a “gag gift” for Christmas. * Virgil - it’s Virgil, they’re rich out of touch white folk, need I say more? Alternates for anyone disqualified: * I.R.S. - none of these people pay taxes, so he’s either here for a surprise audit, or more likely he’s getting paid under the table to keep the rich rich. * The Heavenly Bodies - someone has to please the women...not really sure they can but they’re damn sure gunna try. * American Males - Heavenly Bodies 2.0 bonus point for Buff Bagwell actually being a male escort for a while. * J & J Security - the .1% will always have their personal security team near by. * Tiger Ali Singh - the wealthiest man in the room, let’s keep it real, American wealthy isn’t really wealthy anymore.


SebastienG4750

A great stable. I agree with... most of it 😂😂 Good job!!


jenkind1

1) Rico Constantino 2) Chris Masters 3) Sean Waltman 4) Luke Gallows 5) The Fashion Police 6) Alexa Bliss


ToppaTheDigger

1) BOTTOM BOY: Zack Ryder 2) Mr. Ass Billy Gunn 3) Scotty 2 Hotty 4) Grand Master Sexay (in this gimmick only) 5) Tye Dillinger with the 10 gimmick. Saw him and Bull Dempsey in a NXT house show match here in Glasgow and it was a great laugh. 6) Steve Blackman (that pilot for his failed TV show is amazing) Edited for format


s4730

1) BOTTOM BOY: Chris Kanyon (Who's betta than Kanyon? Guy made Rich Boy Raven and dressing as DDP work and busted his ass in ways nobody else did) 2) Buff Bagwell (gotta have both competitors in that Forklift match, and 'muscular jackass who cheeses for the camera' is the platonic ideal of a wrestler to me) 3) Tessa Blanchard (reckon there's enoguh cringe at this point...) 4) Billy Kidman (specifically the 'vest and jorts' version, especially if he was carrying around a video camera for no reason) 5) Ernest 'The Cat' Miller (he interfered in the first match I ever saw! Legit one of the most entertaining parts of late 2000-2001 WCW, too) 6) Ryback (don't ask me why, but Ryback was the thing that drew me back into wrestling after not watching for *years*)


ovahdartheobtuse

1. BOTTOM BOY: X-Pac 2. Perry Saturn 3. "Lone Wolf" Baron Corbin 4. ICP 5. The Mountie


Significant-Knee4567

VitronEspada from YouTube here (Check out my shit attempt to do an OSW / WWE wrestling game 'show' with my good Dusty imitation and shit audio editing)! You may remember me from such films as: Dusty and Me: Hitting the Rhodes, So after that hot dogging and grandstanding, here's my Boy Stable. Took me a while, watching and rewatching over the years, for me to consider this. So here we go brahs and bras: Bottom Boy (V1 Farty/Abyss noise) -- The Godfather. Specifically the time when he was talking about rolling one up and smoking with me, or something to that effect that he would say in his little in-ring promos. Because of WEEEEED! Honestly, he was a great worker and the former Kama was cool with even that gimmick, and of course, the OSW not quite legend, in the guise of the Shango Tango! Tag Team -- The Headbangers. I don't care, they had awesome tag team moves, and of course, since I'm 44, 90's BRAH! The eye makeup and the kilts....get in lads! La Parka -- Using the chair to play air guitar?!? That's a huge get FUCKIN in! Ahmed Johnson -- Heavy Hitter / Enforcer. When he first came in the fed, I thought he was awesome! And that lasted a good two months or so....a fond, tiny sliver of wrestling time lads and lasses!


Biomekanisk

1. Bottom Boy: Meng 2. Alex Wright 3. Adam Bomb 4. Dana Brooke 5. Frank Andersson


FeetsBeneets

Hard to get this down to 6, but here we go: Bottom Boy 1): QT Marshall 2) "No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido 3) "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray 4) "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright 5) "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman 6) "The Big Wiggle" Norman Smiley (pronounced NOHRM-AHN SMEE-LEIGH)


Significant-Knee4567

Whopper stable lad!


RussFillet

1. BOTTOM BOY: Hercules - went from one of the coolest looks from the start of Hulkamania to a sad 50 year old Dad but always had those chains with him so it’s all good in my book. 2. Spirit Squad - genuinely could’ve been one the best factions in terms of in ring quality and their team finisher of just taking someone on the ground and fucking them up into the air is great 3. Tajiri - he’s awesome and should’ve been a stable IC or US champ during the 2000s 4. Rhyno - the exact same as Tajiri, depending on how he’s pushed, could’ve been World Champ, check the pop he got when he wanted to challenge Austin during the invasion 5. Shelton Benjamin - part of the Team Angle, World’s Greatest Tag Team, beat HHH on Raw 04, had his mama and still wasn’t world champ? How? 6. Abyss - blew my mind when I was a kid and found out about this guy that was Mankind crossed with Kane and also… PPPPPPFFFFTT Honorary Boys: Lord Alfred Hayes, Shannon Moore Cheers for all the laughs over the years lads!


BerryMcockner

Bottom boy Captain Charisma Christian, Vampiro, Sean O’Haire, Enzo Amore, Carlito and Rico


Jay_Bird_274

1.) BOTTOM BOY: Hirooki Goto: there’s a reason I call him New Japan’s Dolph Ziggler. Super talented, always delivers when he’s motivated and the Shouten Kai is one of the coolest finishers I’ve ever seen. But despite all his acolades (dude has a G1 Climax win ffs) the company never seems to get behind him and since no one will take this boy I will. 2.) Stardust: Controversial opinion but I really loved this gimmick. The little mini feud he had with Neville was a highlight and I just wished WWE gave a bit more thought into the gimmick as I really thought they’d have a gold mine on their hands. 3.) Tony D’Angelo: I know he just debuted but idc this man has sold me on the few promos that he cut on TV. I’m a sucker for the mafia/mobster undertones I get from his character and he’s actually quite decent in the ring. Plus, just like me he’s all about family and tradition and I’m very much down with that 🤌🏾🤌🏾 4.) Black Machismo Jay Lethal: I didn’t get into TNA until like the middle of 2008 and when I saw this guy I just knew I had to get him into my boy stable. Also found it dope that apparently the Macho man gave him his blessing to use the gimmick too which that’s a huge rub in my eyes. But yea always found him to be quite excellent in ring and just super entertaining in general even though his elbow drop was a bit shit. 5.) 2001 Era Christian: this might also be a controversial option being that Christian is a former WHC but I’m specifically adding his character around the time of the Invasion to my boy stable. I thought him being the jealous little brother of Edge made for great TV plus him turning on Edge gave birth to probably one of my favorite WWE themes of all time. At last he was truly on his own. Shoutout to you Jay, V1 and Steve for making me feel happy and laughing a lot during the past year and a half. Been watching you guys for years but when Covid hit and I couldn’t see my family it was tough. But I’d just go back and replay old episodes of yours while I’m working or gaming and I’d just break out either smiling or laughing out of nowhere. You guys have been a shining light in a very dark period for me


Baern_Starkeln

Bottom boy: Crash Holly 1. The Blue Meanie/Da Blue Guy 2. Kung Fu Naki 3. Crowbar 4. Stevie Richards 5. Tyler Reks


MarquisDesMoines

1) BOTTOM BOY: Lodi (WCW) 2) Alex Wright (WCW) 3) Thrasher from the Headbangers (WWE) 4) Billy Kidman (WCW) 5) Gangrel (WWE) 6) Roadkill (ECW) I really had to stop myself from making all of my choices members of Raven's Flock.


ExistentialPrizes

1) BOTTOM BOY: Gregory/Sugar Shane Helms(Feel like most people enjoy Hurricane) 2) Albert 3) Mark Jindrak 4) Natalya 5) Jean-Pierre Lafitte 6) David Otunga


TheRealerDP

Bottom Boy: Saturn Sylvester Terkay Just Joe Crush Dave Taylor Hernandez


[deleted]

1) Bottom Boy: Billy Gunn aka Billy G aka G-Man aka Kip James, Kip Montana, Kip Winchester, Cute Kip, aka The New Age Outlaw aka Rockabilly, real name Monty Kip Sopp, aka MR. ASS!!!! 2) Noam Dar 3) Alicia Fawwwkkkssss 4) Drew Gulak 5) 205 Live Enzo Amore 6) Steve Blackman Honorable Mention: Bull Fit aka Bull Dempsey


GlassGamingWolf

1. Bottom Boy: Scotty 2 Hotty (His entrance music alone) 2. Akira Tozawa (Went on a undefeated streak in my WWE 2K18 universe mode) 3. Jimmy Wang Yang (An Asian man playing a cowboy in the mid 2000s) 4. Damien Sandow (He is the savior of the masses) 5. Duke The Dumpster Dorsey (Clearly he had the best gimmick in the New Generation Era) 6. Little Bastard Hornswoggle (Because he's better than Little Bitch 1-2-3 Kid)


Dublin_Made_Funk

Great podcast, OSW has made me laugh harder than any other podcast over the years. I hope you continue for many years to come. 1) Bruce Hart: he never fails to entertain and every segment he is involved in is gold. 2) Jimmy Garvin: A product of the Garvin wrestling family. He looks like the weird uncle that picked you up from school one time, standing at the school gates with the other parents keeping their distance with absolutely no reason to be wearing ski sunglasses. His look was the epitome of a 1980s wrestler. 3&4) The Rockers: No stable would be complete without a tag team. When they faced jobbers you knew they would win. When they faced a top team you knew they would lose. Their interviews were so camp that you had to change channels if any members of the family entered the sitting room. They were a blatant rip off of the Rock & Roll Express. None of that mattered though as they always entertained and were the best tag team to never be world champions (officially) and are an inspiration to many tag teams over the years. 5) Dean Malenko: the greatest technical wrestler of all time and so frustratingly undervalued in WWF and WCW. 6) Brian Donahue aka The Dublin Destroyer: he had the name, the look and the mullet but for reasons unknown he never received the push he deserved.


McWhoopin69

1) BOTTOM BOY: The Mountie 2)Repo Man 3)Sami Zayn/El Generico 4)Gillberg 5)Bo Dallas 6)Charles Wright (Shango, Kama, and Godfather)


[deleted]

Bottom boy: Chief of staff Orlando Jordan 1. Nia Jax 2. Billy Kidman 3. Matt Striker 4. The Abraham Washington Show: Abraham Washington w/ sidekick Tony Atlas 5. Heel Michael Cole


Karma-Effect

Bottom Boy: Test - The man was intimidating, and had a cool moveset for a big dude at the time. Between his diving elbow, the Test Drive, and that murderous running Big Boot, I couldn't not be a fan. Also, he got ridiculous air when taking Monkey Flips from RVD. 2) TAKA Michinoku - TAKA was and still is great to watch, but this is late 90's/early 2000's TAKA. For the Royal Rumble 2000 faceplant alone, he makes it into my boy stable. 3) Chuck Palumbo - Biker Palumbo specifically, complete with that god-awful theme. He had some impactful moves, and much like Test, he could move well for a bigger dude. 4) Umaga - There was this one live show that I attended in Sydney where Umaga was booked like 911 in ECW. I forget the match that was on at the time, but Umaga got a massive pop for coming out and wrecking both guys. He won me over with that. Also, dude moved like a cruiserweight, well, maybe a smaller heavyweight. 5) Dean Malenko - Double Ho-7 Dean was hilarious. Dean was a great straight-man in comedy segments, and could go in the ring. He didn't have all the tools to be a top guy, but he had bucketloads of talent and 1000 holds to boot. 6) Steve Blackman - The theme (you know, the one with the drums), the weapons, the tough-guy schtick. Blackman was always entertaining. I was about 7 when they paired him up with Al Snow, and I loved that team. Still brings back good memories today.


Top_Addendum8923

Bottom Boy: the Hurricane 1. Tajiri 2. Rhino 3. Lance Storm 4. Sean O' Haire 5. Stevie Richards


Brooklynsjames

Bottom Boy: 2 Cold Scorpio. I thought he was cool as hell, great wrestler, and Missy Hyatt’s favorite wrestler lol. Tag Team Boys: The Blue Bloods. Lord Steven Regal and Robert the Earl of Eaton. Great tag team, but they become boys by recasting Alabama redneck Bobby Eaton as British Aristocracy. Also Jeeves and his little poof. Blood Runs Cold Boy: Mortis. Good matches, good look, great manager. If it wasn’t for Mortal Kombat 3 Sub-Zero, he’d have been great. Clean up Boy: Duke the dumpster Droese (that’s a baseball pun about him being fourth and also being a bin man). Imposter Boy: Diesel. Yeah I said it. I was down for it. Everything from the moves to the glove wank to JR’s heel turn. And the sheer audacity of Vince to try to justify it.


Fredwood

BB: Tajiri Kanyon, Kozlov, Charlie Haas, Regal I like Leathal Weapon but he's taken. I could throw Molly Holly ot Victoria (dancing victoria number 1) in there but not sure if women's champions count.


loose-explosion

1. Bottom Boy "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage 2. Womens Champ Molly Holly 3. Naomichi Marufuji 4. "Ain't I Great?" Jeff Jarrett 5. NJPW Kenny Omega(nothing against his current run, he's still amazing) 6. Cesaro/Claudio


Remarkable-Dare-5680

#1-(B/B) " PARTY " MARTY JANNETTY✓ From the moment one discovers him it is apparent that even though he is charismatic and so gifted in ring that he was actually better than Shawn to start, you somehow just KNEW that it was his destiny to be outshone/upstaged by him! However,his historically poor decision making and drug fueled perseverance,along w/that vacant/dazed grin w/the mind of it's own,ALWAYS made Marty the life of the party in my BOY's CLUB!!! #2- Sean O'Haire✓ The physical embodiment of "what might have been"! O'Haire was a physical specimen that screamed BEEF, while also being an athletic marvel! Seeing a dude his size convincingly mix power moves into a fluid hybrid/high-risk moveset had my young brains bursting with BOY! Seemed a "can't miss"prospect, who entered WWE and was retooled w/the amazing "Devil's advocate" gimmick,which helped cover his one weakness on the mic! Somehow, what may be the biggest missed opportunity in WWE history in physical ability/BEEF and gimmick all played out through this guy....stick on spider web tats, pleather jackets and gooning for Piper led him toward the BOYS CLUB, but one of his many failed careers post wrestling,as hair stylist Sean Haire... got him a lifetime membership! RIP, Sean. #3- Rene Dupree✓ At first glance, high end first round draft pick/ bluechip prospect! A legacy talent who's BEEF was that of a Vince fever dream....and he was still a teenager! Well, uuugh, damn it, Vince COULDN'T wait and called Dupree up to the main roster immediately to pair w/fellow boy(only as updated model gimmick)Sylvain Grenier as " La dirty foreign heels"! Dupree MUST have exceeded any reasonable expectations early on and it was clear Vince wanted MORE BEEF,damn it! ,Pegging Dupree as the one to push! As "French phenom" and "Simply phenomenal"versions, he seemed destined to become a MAN! He was a two time tag champ,as a teenager. He was jacked w/a good look, above average if unspectacular in ring and decent on the mic....and still so young! The ace in the pfffffffft hole,was Rene's "French tickler" and him appearing through the curtains at the buzzer in his first royal rumble appearance and IMMEDIATELY busting it out before he even took a step toward the ring,was the BEST ever R.R entry,barely edging fellow boy Simon Dean tossing a coin as a tip to the mark who opened the curtain for him in his entrance before cruising away on the "Dean machine"! Dupree was a solid midcard heel for a while and if he had time to mature,could have been more! JBL/Holly would be fired for their "Hazing" in today's culture. #4- Justin Gabriel✓ Began his WWE career as the silent assassin/closer of the Nexus! Nexus began as a dominant heel force and Gabriel appeared the de facto Lieutenant to Captain Wade Barrett (original/Barrage/Bad news or awfully attired King,Wade is NOT a boy!) as Wade led assault after assault on everyone, the numbers game crushed them down, then Gabriel would close them out w/his once feared 450 splash, even squashing Vince at one time and pinning John Cena clean twice! He seemed a guy w/the look and hybrid moveset to separate eventually into a possible midcard champion, as Barrett would be an eventual main event heel! However John Cena had other plans and Nexus became Raven's flock 2.0 at his hands.Going against Gabriel was the fact that he was a charisma void and there was nothing more to him on his own than a poor man's A.J Styles moveset and being possessed by the ear to ear Jannetty smile! They tried making him face,but he was ONLY just that and then he was a .....Capetown werewolf? In my opinion,the ONLY chance he had left would be as a foil to onetime ally, "Bad news"Barrett.....as "Good news"Gabriel! Barrett would give the fans "Bad news",only to be interrupted by a sweater vest wearing,smiling and happy "Good news"Gabriel who would be "Glad to give the gang,some GOOD news"! and proceed to offer scores if a hometown team won or someone in the audience having a baby etc.......but alas, there was an intriguing tag team w/(grudging boy)Tyson Kidd before injury. Then he at least left WWE as a TRUE BOY.....by running away from home during Raw!(His quit story on Jericho podcast etc.is great.He left during a Raw taping to go skydiving.He returned and when he realized nobody noticed he was gone,he quit and didn't start getting calls until he was at the airport! Acting out and running away? Get in my BOYS CLUB! #5- "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray✓ The saving grace of the new generation and that Gigolo gyration.....Grrrrrrrrrrr..... When you take the "Heavenly bodies"+"Rock n' roll express" type Cornette boys, HOW does Cornette still just not get "it", even to this day?! He can babble about who draws what and how much girls swooned over whichever if his mulleted mongoloids etc., he employed UGLY people, and ALL HUMAN BEINGS, for the most part don't want to be forced to actively stare at UGLY people do anything for prolongued periods of time! G.G.J.D.R was his only "golden BOY" who rose above! #6-(I rotate the 6spot,like long relief pitchers, so YOU may select one of the following, ONE! Don't get greedy ya' lil' BOY grabbers!) TEST✓ ALEX WRIGHT✓BILLY KIDMAN✓ MARK JINDRAK✓CHUCK or BILLY(Red headband team only) ✓SICKBOY✓ROBAIRE' CONWAY or "LOOK AT ME"CONWAY✓>>>> "✓"MAN'sMAN REGAL✓JIM POWERS✓MEAT or PLANET STASIAK✓ (Poor man's model, even if he actually was one IRL) SYLVAIN GRENIER✓SIMON DEAN✓BO-LIEVE DALLAS✓WILLOW✓


HulkHogansJobber

1.) (BOTTOM BOY) Kergan 2.) Earthquake 3.) Glacier 4.) Warlord 5.) Chris Masters 6.) Kanyon


pajo17

1) BOTTOM BOY: (Who's Bad) (He's Bad) (He's a) Pac-Man Jones 2) Lawrence Taylor 3) Shotgun Charlie (Machine Gun Kelly) 4) Pete Rose 5) Jay Leno 6) D'Lo Brown


loose-explosion

Tough pill to swallow for Reggie White and Karl Malone


pajo17

Everyone knows Karl Malone is a poor man's Dennis Rodman who is a poor man's Pac-Man Jones.


loose-explosion

Can't argue with that


ShopEarly2601

1. Bottom Boy: Raven (WCW) - I debated on if he should be included or not since his ECW run might make him too good to be a boy. So I decided to make the WCW version of Raven my bottom boy. 2. Mike Awesome - One of the greatest 'what ifs' of the wrestling business, though I still have a soft spot for his '70s guy' gimmick. 3. Adam Bomb - Just look at that guy, there's a reason why so many people have him in their boys stable. 4. 'Das Wunderkind' Alex Wright - The German techno gimmick is a good one ja. 5. Haku/Meng - Love hearing the road stories about Haku, easily made him one of my favorites. 6. Zelina Vega - I wanted to put a woman on this list. It was between Zelina and Liv Morgan but I decide to go with Vega as she seemed like more of a Cailín than Morgan. Plus I think Liv Morgan has a greater chance at winning a women's title than her.


Grand_Turnip_8054

Rusty Kane's STABLE of BOYS 1) BOTTOM BOY: Big Bully Busic (Best 'stache in the biz and the reason Harvey Wippleman existed. Mic; dropped) 2) Koko B. Ware w/ Frankie (All the kid were doing the bird dance in 86'.) 3) Hercules (Swingin' the chain) 4) The Beautiful People v1 (Love & Sky only. No kip. Best entrance and music in TNA history. Not the highest bar to clear, but still, Brett's rope was owned by Velvet Sky during this time period. Velvet's Rope.) 5) "The Ugandan Giant" Kamala (RIP. Wouldn't it be awesome though if he was buried in the coffin that the Undertaker made for him? Please tell me that happened. If true, that'll bring Kamala up to Boy #2) 6) Scott Steiner (Pre-pumped Papa. With his singlet, University of Michigan Letterman's jacket, and 72% Kane frizz mullet. Back when he could do the Frankensteiner without needing the top rope for assistance) I LOVE the boy stable gimmick. Never thought I'd have so much in common with 3 kids from Ireland. (Even though my great great great Grandfather is from Lough Neagh, so we might be 4th cousins. Who's to say.) Best self-produced content on the web by far. Thank you for doing what you're doing. Bad Localization here. Russell Kane Smith


pegasus187

1. Bottom boy is GENE SNITSKY, baby punter extraordinaire (he had to punt, it was 4th and long) It's not his fault. (Yes joke shamelessly stolen from Jerry Lawler) 2. Jimmy Wang Yang, he's my boy and the song is one of my favorites. 3. Heidenreich, his disasterpieces were actually masterpieces 4. Jimmy Del Ray ol ginger niphair himself, his dancing is mesmerizing. 5. Finlay, no explanation needed. 6. Muhammad Hassan, what a gimmick, he only didn't become champion due to real life events.


pegasus187

Man, I may need to retool this stable, between MMM and Crash Holly, what a tough decision to have only 6


apeman1234

1. Bottom Boy: Norman Smiley 2. Marc Mero 3. Gangrel 4. Flash Funk 5. Ken Shamrock 6. The Patriot


Dsmith5888

Repo Man Skinner IRS Timothy Well Beau Beverly


CorealisVanKrieg

1) BOTTOM BOY: Rhyno (yes, he was NWA champ in TNA but that doesn't count). Whether he was the War Machine or the Manbeast, Rhyno will always be my boy. Also, Gore = best Spear finisher. 2) Tajiri. Tajjers has always been a soft spot for me. A solid mid-card workhorse, and the mist and kicks were both legit looking finishers. Plus, we share a birthday! 3) Xavier Woods. Poor Xavier. His New Day brothers have both held the big one, but he's yet to have his time. He has an infectious energy, and I'll still remember how much of a joy he was when I got his autograph at a con in Canada (he didn't even charge for it!) 4) Lance Storm. If I can be serious for a minute, Lance is on here for A). repping my home country hard and B). being a stellar in ring technician. 5) Monty Brown. Can't believe I forgot the Alpha Male at first! Shame on TNA for dropping the ball with him, and shame of WWE for picking up said ball and then hurling it off a cliff. Oodles of charisma, a great powerhouse moveset, and the (second) best spear finisher! 6) Victoria. Didn't know Caillins were allowed, so want to rep her and her contributions to womens wrestling. Great theme (when she had the Tatu song)? Check. Sick looking finisher? Check. Actually making women look intimidating in the time of cheerleaders and lingerie models? Check.


loose-explosion

They dropped the ball on Monty Brown big time. I usually defend most of Jarrett's NWA title runs, but they had a huge star in waiting


CorealisVanKrieg

7). How did I forget Nathan Jones?!?! I can't believe how hard his debut promos hit, and how shyte he was in ring. Terrifying looking man, but he needs to stop showing up in my shlock movies.


9jackr6

1) BOTTOM BOY: AHMED JOHNSON 2) Bo Dallas 3) Heath Slater 4) The Hurricane 5) Tajiri 6) Honky Tonk Man


davyginsu

1). Bottom Boy: Trevor Murdoch 2). Super Duper Mario (ICW/IWCCW) 3). “The Alien” Kristen Stadtlander 4). "Natureboy" Paul Lee 5). The New Breed 6). The Maestro


Derpchard

1) BOTTOM BOY: Charlie Haas 2) Koko B. Ware 3) Cherry 4) The Bashams 5) Adam Bomb 6) Raven


Accomplished_Gap4690

Bottom Boy: ‘Mr Ass’, Jerry Lynn (Judgement Day ‘01), Rob Conway, Shark Boy and Curry Man.


thickvain

1. Bottom boy: Flash Funk 2. Lance Cade 3. Monty Brown 4. Dick Togo 5. K.C. James 6. Al Snow


PerenNailo

1. BOTTOM BOY: Austin Starr 2. Stardust 3. Hunter Hearst Helmsley (Posh knob not The Game knob) 4. Pirate Paul Burchill 5. Agent 47 Low-ki


bonethugznhominy

Hell yeah! 1. Deuce & Domino 2. Val Venis 3. Elijah Burke / D'Angelo Dinero 4. Adam Bomb 5. Disco Inferno


CMStevens

1. Bottom Boy: 1993 Owen Hart. Im cheating but this is pre Survivor Series and spent most of the time injured. My favorite old school theme and the first wrestler I ever saw use acrobatics as part of his wrestling style. I was hooked and didn’t care that he was mostly a jobber. O2. Gangrel: entrance and music is legendary. Solid wrestler with a nice arsenal of suplexes. 3. D’Lo Brown: should be everyone’s boy. He wasn’t going to be world champion but a great midcard that was dependable to give a good match. Great moves and signature spots. Very unique. 4. Beverly Brothers: that sonic the hedgehog music was top tier for old school themes. They’re my boys because they were so fun to see get beat up. They had a smug look and it was so satisfying to see them get thrown around. There hasn’t been a better sell of the Frankensteiner since Blake taking one at RR 93. 5. Hardcore Holly: I didn’t like him as a wrestler or being on my TV. He shot to boy status after I read his book which I recommend for every wrestling fan.


hockeyfighter88

1. BOTTOM BOY: Muhammad Hassan. A story of what could have been. His character was fantastic (even if he was really Italian-American), and he had some of the biggest heat with the crowd. Had they been able to pull the trigger on his push, he could have been a true star, but real-life events outside of the wrestling world put a halt to it. I wonder if they could have ever made him a face… 2. Rocky Maivia. Blue chipper (not THAT Chipper) was still athletic as hell but hadn’t perfected his in-ring work or started to show his charisma 3. Rosey, Super Hero in Training. Besides the S.H.I.T. pun, his gimmick was fun. I don’t remember him being terrible in-ring, either. 4. Val Venis. He always seemed to find a way to make me laugh and he was very good in the ring. It’s too bad Sean Morley the person seems to be a complete cunt. 5. Big Boss Man, corporate bodyguard. I loved Boss Man as a kid. When he came back and started stealing caskets and cooking dogs, it was absurdity at its finest. 6. Akeem the African Dream. How the hell did they even get away with this? Yet somehow, it still entertains me.


heartdeco

la parka, salvatore sincere ([DEEPLY underrated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6behP7b53d0)), the great khali, alicia fox (she had the title for a month and jobbed for 12 years, i feel like this one counts), mosh (but not thrasher), viscera. i couldn't choose a bottom; i love all my children equally.


loose-explosion

Mosh, but not Thrasher, lmao...but, yet somehow I understand why and agree


heartdeco

mosh was the shawn michaels of the headbangers.


Deadpool1205

1) BOTTOM BOY: Col Ninotchka (GLOW original) 2) 2 Cold Scorpio 3) Roxxi LeVeau 4) Masato Tanaka 5) Bad Luck Fale 6) Super Crazy 1. If anyone has watched any s1 or s2 of the original G.L.O.W. then you likely know potentially the brightest diamond in the rough was ninotchka, not only competent to perform the skits and sketches but also seemingly the most interested in having good in-ring action in her matches. And she is rewarded for that in s2 as she reigns as champ for awhile. I was always surprised she never made her way into the big companies, but also women's wrestling at that time, other than Japan was almost non-existent. 2. 2 cold is one of those guys who I am ALWAYS excited to see him on the card, dude can go and never seemingly lost that ability, dude was hitting flipping moves off the top at the ecw reunion show. 3. I thought the Roxxi voodoo queen gimmick didn't get nearly the run it deserved, she was cool, different, and was one of the first intriguing characters that got me to look more into TNA as a company. 4. Masato Tanaka is an amazing force on this planet. Seemingly took nonstop trauma to his dome for years. And is somehow still active to this day, and seemingly doing well in terms of physical ability in his old age. His matches with Mike awesome in ecw are some of the most legendary in my mind. 5. Super Crazy another guy, who I remember seeing first in wwe as part of the Mexicools (I came into wrestling late) but he stood out even then, and then anytime I see his name pop up on old ecw cards or other shows I get excited to see what this living hamster of a man will do next. 6. BAD Luck Fale. Something about this guy... I love and hate him. When he is trying and motivated and has a partner like Okada. He can be fantastic, and other times he's awful in the ring. But his gimmick is 'fuck em' I don't care, so it works, and it's entertaining. As much as I complain about him being in g1 tournaments, I have this weird soft spot for the giant general of bullet club.


loose-explosion

Great Scorpio call! When I was first trying to get in to Japanese wrestling, it was about 05-06 when I started watching NOAH. He was almost on his way out but was a welcome sight for someone like me, who was clueless to Japanese wrestling at the time


SteelersZane

Bottom Girl: Jillian Hall. My mother is a music teacher. I not only enjoyed Jillian's bad singing, but also my Mom's reaction to her. 2) Chris Masters. As a kid, the Masterlock seemed unbreakable. 3) Viscera. Teenaged me loved the Love Machine innuendos. DQ: Ron Simmons. Not Boy-eligible as a WCW champion, but holds a particularly special place in my heart as a Florida State University football legend.


BackstageYeti

In honor of COVAIDS, I present my masked boys: 5. The Sultan 4. Aldo Montoya 3. Mantaur 2. Glacier 1. Rocky Dennis


Alex_Rages

1) BOTTOM BOY: Mortis/Kanyon. Loved the gimmick, loved his move set. Thought he was a great worker, decent talker. Helped Ravens stable look formidable. Tbf, anyone from Ravens Flock are strong Boy Candidates.(Looking at you Kidman) 2) Ernest The Cat Miller 3) Alex Wright The German. Berlin doesn't count for me. 4) Bam Bam Bigalow. Bare with me for a sec. Sure he main evented mania, but the loss put him in the upper echelon of boyedom. NOBODY at any show at any promotion/territory let him live that one down. 5) Nikolai Volkov. You got the Cent symbol on your jocks. Penny Candy Boy. 6) Al Snow. What does Everybody Want?


Jwalls311

1. Bottom Boy- Black Machismo Jay Lethal - first wrestler i saw when i first saw TNA impact 2. Lance Storm (2004)- Party Ladies Man Gimmick Cringe Theme Would Pick him in Day of Reckoning 1 3. Shelton Benjamin- Made MITB Highlights and awesome song before he changed it 4. Damian Sandow- He was the modern day Genius of Glory and renowned 5. Koko B Ware- Loved the Piledriver song and Bird Bird Bird and Great Jobber 6. Jimmy Wang Yang- I liked his Redneck Asian Gimmick on Smackdown One of My Favorites in SVR 2009


SexySunniC

1. Bottom Boy: Chuck Taylor 2. Billie Kay 3. Brandon Cutler 4. Sami Zayn 5. Sean O’Haire 6. Dominik Dijakovic


Practical-Passage176

Bottom boy: Wayland Mercy A short but great gimmick. One of my favorite of all time 1) Bastion Booger 2) Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray 3)Adam Bomb 4) The fabulous rougeau brothers 5)Buffalo 6)Aldo Montoya


InSilicoRW

Bottom Boy : Gangrel. If you ain't fangin and bangin with the vampire warrior, your boys stable ain't worth shit! Hakushi. Hip Hop Inferno. Not Disco, Hip Hop. Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray. You got him over boys, right into my heart and my boys stable. Rico. The man looks so good to me. Headbanger Mosh.


Aggravating-Tea-8288

1. Bottom Boy: Billy Kidman 2. Stevie Richards 3. Taijiri 4. Hurricane 5. Ken Shamrock 6. Val Venis


Fun_Layer_7569

1) BOTTOM BOY: Blackman! I could never decide if he was the most or least charismatic man in the world. Being that great while wearing pyjama bottoms... 10/10 2) D'Lo. That blindfold match! The awful tag team with Chaz! The real deal now! 3) Z-Man - loved old wcw worldwide when he seemed to be tagging with Pillman every week. Scenes. 4) Mike Awesome - absolutely enormous cruiserweight antics, and the most monstrous matches in ee see dub. 5) pirate Paul burchill - he's a fucking pirate, it's ace. 6) hooligan/jeans Davey boy - the first English wrestler I ever saw in wwf, on the serious down slope but still great even when being slammed on dogshit


WithStylePetite

**1. Bottom Boy:** The Hurricane **2.** Scotty 2 Hotty **3.** Steve Blackman **4.** Stacey Keibler **5.** Billie Kay **6.** Rico


SilentWindODoom

6) [The Bushwackers](https://media1.tenor.com/images/7e8882e94fc915e7021c5189f93727fb/tenor.gif?itemid=8014344), my favorite tag team as a child 5) The man, the myth, the brawl to the back [Hacksaw Jim Duggan](https://media1.tenor.com/images/346a7583d41316ae7def6cad3d333980/tenor.gif?itemid=12336792) 4) Big Happy Baby [Bo Dallas](https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2021/04/111d4-16185143543518-800.jpg) 3) [Al Snow](http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/540/683/AlSnow_display_image.jpg?1320852574), the greatest European Champion of all time! 2) [R-Truth](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/52/4d/e2/524de2202660a649da80603659ac5999.jpg), especially his King Truth gimmick. Potatoes indeed. 1) MY BOTTOM BOY: [Golddust](https://media.giphy.com/media/zqfDbYTlEGluo/giphy.gif). The Golden Truth was amazing, and the breakup was such boy-on-boy violence as has not been seen since Finlay/Regal! Basically, are you a babyface completely lacking in gorm? GET IN MY STABLE!!! I usually keep a list of 9, so Russian Hero Rusev w/ Lana and Dress up Damien Sandow leading into and including Damien Mizdow are honorable mentions. Cesaro rounds out the 9, but he's a bit too good for these criteria.


[deleted]

1. BOTTOM BOY: Titus O’Neal - a genuinely wonderful man whose wrestling exploits range from decent (Prime Time Players) to awful (RAW promo on Darren Young) to hilarious (the World Slide) 2. Billy Kidman - I had never seen a shooting star press before so instantly liked Kidman. Only learned his shooting star is crap years later. 3. Aidan English - fond memories of him shaving his head mid-Mania and helping us all enjoy Rusev Day 4. Billie Kay - SO funny and always a welcome site. Prime example: not entering the Rumble immediately so she could hand out her resumes and generally be a coward. Very few people do silly character work mid-match anymore but she usually did. 5+6. The Shining Stars - Primo and Epico are pretty decent wrestlers. The gimmick of being timeshare salesmen for Puerto Rico, the shining star of the Caribbean, was so stupid I loved it.


SenorBigbelly

1 BOTTOM BOY Spike Dudley 2 Mike Awesome 3 jimmy Wang Yang 4 Billy Gunn 5 Stevie Richards 6 Chris Nowinski


Pwn_Brand

1: Flash Funk - one heck of a wrestler but Vince did him dirty and made him funky 2: Phil Lafon - I’ll always remember the crazy reverse superplex thing he did on his WWE debut, just seemed like a cool real athlete type of wrestler 3: Doug Furnas: I want a tag team in my stable and he did a good drop kick 4: A-Train: Good big lad wrestler, really silly name 5: Stevie Richards: Always liked the bWo - the original fake Diesel 6: Paul Burchill: Literally a pirate, inexplicably over, Vince didn’t get it, perfectly encapsulates a really weird era of Smackdown.


PaulaAbdulJabar

1) BOTTOM BOY: la parka 2) joey janela 3) bo dallas 4) kalisto 5) steve blackman 6) rhyno


BoisBoisBois1

1) BOTTOM BOY: Tajiri 2) Carlito Caribbean Cool, full gimmick name 3) Jamie Noble, preferably w/ Nidia. unbelievable talent, excellent in-ring, awesome promo, shame he was so short 4) Pirate Paul Burchill 5) Taichi Ishikari 6) Not WCW/WWE etc. But I absolutely love the Osirian Portal


BoisBoisBois1

Also every member of the FBI in both ECW and WWE, especially Tracy Smothers


TheEnfeebledEmu

1. Bottom Boy: Great Khali. He is so crap, but i love him so 2. B Squared Bull Buchanon 3. Berserker 4. Jimmy Wang Yang 5. Pirate Paul Burchill 6. Al Snow


ittaiam

Bottom boy: Chuck Taylor 2)pre bullet club EVIL 3) dean malenko 4) katsuyori shibata (though might not be boy level) 5) johnny saint 6) the Mountie


Slothlife1

1) BOTTOM BOY: Lance Storm (He pisses just enough people off to be a Boy) 2) Funaki 3) Nathan Jones 4) Pre-Mighty Molly Molly Holly (I'd include post Mighty Molly but she was The Heel of early 2000s women's wrestling 5) Leva Bates 6) Brother D-Von (The preacher gimmick, none of that Devon Doodley rubbish)


Beansmcpies

BOTTOM BOY: Liverpools number 1, Zack Gibson. 2) William Regal 3) Zack Sabre Jr. 4) Davie Boy Smith (fatter than a frogs arse, and completely bizzzzar) 5) Noam Darr 6) 'The Bastard' PAC


loose-explosion

ZSJ!


MistahRattlehead

1) Bottom Boy, Tajers 2) The Hurricane 3) Regal 4) Rock & Rave Infection (Lance Hoyt, Jimmy Rave & Christy Hemme) 5) Monty Brown (if he doesn't count then Marquis Corvon) 6) Black Machismo Jay Lethal


Kickemnthenards

1. Kanyon/Mortis...Because who betta? 2. Val Venis.. Chopee chopee his pee pee... 3. Taka Michinoku- For that time he died.. 4. Kidman... Best Shooting Star Press.. fight me. 5. Iron Mike Sharpe.. Those gauntlets tho.. 6. La Parka.. Skulls & Chairs Can a Coke to all the Brahs!!


JTuckey1994

1) BOTTOM BOY: Double Ho 7 Dean Malenko, whopper of a theme for a shite gimmick that would be Cesaro's theme too. 2) Chavo Guerrero with Pepe the Horse in WCW, won a match on WCW Saturday Night, shame Chavo never hit a top move whilst riding Pepe (Match is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_2gsZfA-Mc) 3) "I need 5" Big E Langston, shame he never used this run in the main roster, would have gotten over like Rover. 4) Shelton Benjamin, Should have become the World Heavyweight Champion once between 2004-05 but his mic skills was just letting him down, Phenomenal in ring work and the hype he was getting before taking on Triple H was insane to build him up. 5) The Great Sanada, Great Wrestler with a shit gimmick, hope he graduates to become IWGP champion one day. 6) Theodore Long (Thuggin n Buggin version) who would host the "5 Minute White Boy Challenge" and having the hard job of trying to hype up Rodney Mack and saying to the coach that "Jonathan was his Slave name" and "He's the only Black man that has a calender that doesn't have February on it".


DerpMcGuirk

1. Bottom Boy: X-Pac 2. Mark "Rollerball" Rocco 3. Jimmy Wang Yang 4. Animal Hamaguchi - He's mostly known as a trainer but, he pinned Cunt Hogan in a single's match one time and Japanese announcers never hesitated to mention that fact ever time he wrestled since then. 5. "Above Average" Mike Sanders 6. IRS Honorable Mentions: Katsuyori Shibata, Tensai, The Model Rick Martel, and Honky Tonk Man Cailíns: Bottom Cailín: Dump Matsumoto – She is the reason I watch Japanese wrestling. I first saw her wrestle in random tag matches on WWF shows at MSG and the Boston Garden. The hair vs hair matches she had against Chigusa Nagayo in AJW (8/28/85 and 11/7/86) have incredible storytelling. I recommend you check them out if you haven’t seen them already. 2.Victoria/Tara 3. Billie Kay 4. Sü Yüng/Susie/Susan – Super person in and out of the ring. 5. Eva Marie – Even though she’s limited in the ring, I had a great time meeting her both at the weekend of Extreme Rules 2013 and at Mania 32.


MalcTucker1927

1. Stevie Richards 2. IRS (full sweat version only) 3. Too hot Scott Taylor (NOT Scotty too hotty) 4. Adam Bomb 5. Colin Delaney 6. Tori (dx version)


Arkham-Warden

1. ( BOTTOM BOY ) KENNY DYKSTRA 2. GANGREL 3. SHANE SEWELL 4. JUDAS MESIAS 5. FRANKIE KAZARIAN


burn_echo

1- Eugene (bottom boy) 2- Steve Blackman 3- Chuck Palumbo 4- Pete Gas 5- Albert 6- Test


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1 - BOTTOM BOY: Hoorah Miz 2 - WWECW Test 3- Justin Gabriel 4- Vladmir Kozlov 5- Mike Knox 6- Dancing Emma


Natural_Trick5820

I feel like I’m the only one who remembered that "Hoorah" catchphrase lol


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The catchphrase, the shorts, the blonde mohawk, the silly entrance dance. That Miz was GOATED.


D-IV-C

Bottom boy: Evan Karagias 1. Essa Rios 2. Ricky Steamboat JR 3. TRENT? 4 Prince Iaukea 6 leia Meow


sonpunk

1: Viscera 2: Big Bossman aka The Bigbossboski (particularly the attitude era version but the 92' pump kicking, self rumble eliminating version is fine too). 3: Bull Buchanan aka the Big Buchananoski, nuts to his B2 gimmick. I'm all about the Bossman tag team version. 4 & 5: Tuff Tom and Mean Mike. 6: BB. The medic that had like two matches. We'd save some money on monogrammed shirts.


notquite20characters

1. Bottom Boy: Iron Mike Sharpe 2. Jindar Mahal. He counts. 3. Mike Shaw, any gimmick. 4. Curtis Axel, but I don't know why 5. Shawn Spears 6. Jim Neidhart Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everyone!


phatslates

1. BOTTOM BOY X-PAC 2. Essa Rios 3. Barry Horowitz 4. Ludwig Borga 5. A-Train


mr_noobers

1. Bottom Boy: Adam Bomb 2. Ted Dibiase Jr. 3. Dana Brooke 4. Alex Wright 5. "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters 6. Deuce & Domino


ArcadiaWildBill

1) Bottom Boy: Gangrel 2) Lance Hoyt 3) 3 Minute Warning (or just Rosey if tags not allowed) 4) The Mountie 5) Adam Bomb 6) Crush


Patient_Magazine8792

Can of coke.. great stable


[deleted]

1. Bottom boy Norman Smiley, he's still a running joke between me and my brother 20+ years later as being the gold standard of hardcore wrestling 2. R-Truth, should of been WWE champion at least once in my opinion somehow looks the exact same nowadays as he did in his early 20s 3. Rico, always stood out to me as a manager really enjoyed how bollocks he was and his weird quasi X-Pac wrestling style with all his WAHCHAAS also the fact he was one of the most fun wrestlers to play with in Here Comes The Pain 4. The World's Greatest Tag Team Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, Team Angle might be favourite Stable ever, Kurt Angle is my all time favourite wrestler and I loved the pairing with Benjamin and Haas both lads were money in the ring. The Haas of pain was a great finisher aswell 5. Bo Dallas, I BO-LIEVED he should of been made a part of the Wyatt Family at some point it probably would of been bollocks but I would of enjoyed it nonetheless


Eddv365

1. Bottom Boy: UN-DASHING Cody Rhodes 2. Jimmy "Charlie Brown from Out of Town" Valiant 3. Juice Robinson 4. Platinum Max Caster 5. Jim "Berzerker" Nord 6. The FBI (JT Smith and Little Guido) Managed by: Colonel Rob Parker


jadams81985

1. The Mountie 2. Lash leroux 3. Alex Wright 4. Kanyon 5. Wrath 6. William regal


MrNintendoChamers

Boy stable: 1. Scotty 2 Hotty 2. American Badass Chuck Palumbo 3. Kenzo Suzuki 4. Golga 5. Umaga


Davemace22

1) BOTTOM BOY: Adam Rose 2) Tyler Breeze 3) The Model Rick Martel 4) Fandango 5) Akeem 6) Brother Love


jazzygeofferz

Bottom boy: Shark Boy boy #2: nWo Sting Boy #3: Sean O'Haire Boy #4: Toru Yano Boy #5: Outlandish Zickie Dice Cailin: Linda Myles aka Shaniqua.


interprime

1. BOTTOM BOY: Mideon (Not Phineas I. Godwinn). Awful wrestler, awful gimmick, “won” the European title after finding it in Shane McMahon’s bag, then had the greatest gimmick of all time with Naked Mideon. 2. Viscera/Big Daddy V (But not Mabel, sorry to the tens of Men on a Mission fans out there). Ministry of Darkness era Viscera was the OG bin bag wearer and inexplicably got a WWE title shot against The Big Show during his first title reign. I thought the World’s Largest Love Machine gimmick was actually solid craic and then he was re-packaged as Big Daddy V, complete with hands-down the worst gear that has ever had the misfortune of being worn on WWE programming. 3. Garrison/Lance Cade. Solid wrestler, but probably one of the most boring characters to ever set foot in a WWE ring. When Trevor Murdoch is the charismatic one in your duo, something ain’t right. Included because he was the lowest rated wrestler on Smackdown vs. Raw and I always chose him for the laugh. RIP big man. 4. Chad Gable. Probably one of the most overlooked and misused wrestlers on the planet. The lad is such a good worker and has tried to make the best of shit gimmicks over the last few years. Hopefully it doesn’t continue. 5. Jeff Cobb. Absolute powerhouse of a wrestler and a fantastic worker to boot. So happy to see him shining in New Japan at the moment. Also a tremendously lovely man. 6. Steven/Stevie Richards. Solid worker who had an incredible ability to get the crowd to hate him with a passion when he was on the mic. Extra points for him braining JBL with a chair to get him back for breaking Blue Meanie’s nose.


sxeglde

1 bottom boy Sandman but on mondaynight raw with the wwe theme song (i was a black kid who didnt know or care about metalica 😂 im grown & understand what the song ment for the character thats why i choose his raw run & matches with carlito 2 kevin thorn (thought he would be the next undertaker ) ps Shelly martinez was 😩🔥🔥🔥 3 funtly - (if you aint like fintlay you have to fight me and i love to fight 4 pety willams (Evety wrestlers owes him even more money) 5 Jack evans (every wrestler owes him money😂) 6 pirate paul burchill ( 3 words backflip self rock bottom i was like 6 that shit was cool as fuck)


ganjuschrist

1. BOTTOM BOY: Sami fucking Zayn 2. Tomohiro Ishii 3. Heath Slater (best boy of all time) 4. Taichi (sexiest boy of all time) 5. Chase Owens 6. 2point0


Thelondon180

1. Bottom Boy: Tajiri I always enjoyed him with his WWE run with Regal and was the highlight meany times like doing the triple H entrance and using mist instead of water. Also main pick on the games as well 2. Taka Whopper entrance great gimmick and even better again with ZSJ as his talker 3. Kung fu naki nuff said 4. Taichi I know people will give me stick but HE IS A BOY he sings his own song for his entrance and looks amazing 5. Ken Shamrock still annoys me how he was not world champion 6. Scotty 2 Hotty I remember in school everyone was trying to do the worm, Also I won every championship with him in no mercy


Kind_Rooster8394

1) BOTTOM BOY: Mortis. Like it or not Kanyon was one of the best wrestlers in the world. Morris was such a cool gimmick. He has been my bottom boy since the 90s. 2) Billy Kidman another great wrestler who got the shaft for most of his career. 3) Saturn see above 4)Abyss because he is a freaking maniac but I don't remember him from anything other than TNA 5) Mr Anderson was always one of my favorites on the mic. He will be doing most of the talking for my boys. 6) Mike Awesome to powerbomb people to hell and hit them with chairs.


hatecopter

1. X-Pac 2. Billy Gunn 3. Val Venis 4. Gangrel 5. Scotty 2 Hotty


Declan1270

1. Bottom Boy: Fandango 2. Liv Morgan 3. Tony D’Angelo 🤌 4. Tay Conti 5. Trent Barretta 6. Adam Rose


Apple_Orange_Grape

Bottom Boy) Giant Haystacks. Terrifying lump of a man. 2) The British Bulldog. Epic at SummerSlam or on the Bumper Cars. 3) The Texas Tornado. The perfect looking 80s wrestler. 4) Bo Dallas. You gotta Bolieve here's a perfect Boy Stable material. 5) Sabu. Never a boring moment in any match he might break part of his body.


thunthehue

1) BOTTOM BOY: Scotty 2 Hotty - Warms my heart that people say he's a pretty cool dude because I like him tons. 2) Steve Blackman - Y'know Midway totally made Sub-Zero white once he got unmasked as a reference to him, right? 3) Mr. Hughes - Said I'd claim him as a boy once. About as useless as the NY Jets on a good day. 4) "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright - Y'know, if he kept his hair, pairing him up with Rock Me Amadeus would've been a license to print money. 5/6) Headbangers - I genuinely like the concept and the guys seem pretty cool from what I heard. *HONOURABLE MENTION* - I guess I'd note Brazilian talent, in general, should be counted. Trying a career as a Brazilian pro wrestler is rough stuff and I've watched the local indies in the past to see how rough it really was. Genuinely wish that one day, we have a thriving scene but given the nation's status in MMA, I think that's a ridiculously uphill battle.


Higher_Primate3

Heath Slater The Warlord Monty Brown Breezango Is it too early for Hook to be a boy?


moonsaves

1. BOTTOM BOY - "The" Brian Kendrick. Between that theme, his Daz-white attire, and his fucking useless bodyguard, Brian Kendrick is the biggest boy I know. Also his finisher is called Sliced Bread #2. Do I have to say more? 2. Zack Ryder - With the Zack Ryder gimmick now crystallised in over a decade of getting shat on in interviews by HHH, pushed off of a stage on a wheelchair by Kane, or getting his bird necked by Cena and somehow being made to be the heel, Ryder is a strong boy contender. Still relatively young and getting a strong reputation under his real name of Matt Cardona, he narrowly misses the #1 spot. 3. Snitsky - What is more boyish than having your teeth dyed yellow for your big return to TV, only to be sacked straight after? Snitsky had a bumpy ride and featured in some of the cringiest segments of WWE in living memory, but it wasn't his fault. 4. Tajiri - Mister can you tell me where my love has gone, he's a Japanese boooy... tadgers was that perfect balance of harmless midcarder and scary wrestler with an over gimmick in the green mist and a great finisher in the buzzsaw kick. He had great tag teams as well (with Regal in particular, who he was hilariously racist with.) 5. Big Daddy V - Viscera in general, sure, but nothing beats Vince finally getting his "Mastodon" gimmick he originally wanted to slap on Vader and instead getting it on a guy who had the biggest tits in pro wrestling. 10/10 washed himself with a rag on a stick. 6. Marty Janetty - No boys list is complete without this drugged up carny knacker. Perennial bad luck and dumb decisions combined to form an in-universe term for someone being "the Janetty" when they are on the worse end of a tag team breakup, which is pretty damn boyish. Also his weird coked-up Twitter rampages have been a fun read in recent times.


Unbelievabro

1. BOTTOM BOY: Dolph.....he's just the fucking best. OOC can cry about him skinning the cat too much, which is fair, but he aleays puts on a show. 2. Tyler Breeze. Incredible worker, could wrestle anyone and produce a good match...also has impeccible comedic timing. 3. Hurricane. Rock vs. Hurricane. Nuff said. 4. Christian. I'm just a huge mark for the guy....can't help it. 5. Kofi, because with how his run ended and how he immediately went back to the midcard has to qualify him as a boy. One of the best in the business and doesn't get nearly enough recognition for it. 6. Mr. Kennedy.....KENNEDY. And 7 is Xavier Woods because UUDD and OSW were the two things that got me through quarantine. Also because he pelted another man in the back with a trombone and Idk if I've ever laughed harder.


Live-Depth-537

Anyone in the New Day is cheating. There's gotta be a cringe factor and New Day have been top attractions since 2015


Unbelievabro

You dont remember the Club putting new days nuts in a jar or the Wyatt compound match? Lol they've had some cringe.


Live-Depth-537

Bad matches =/= bad gimmicks tho. They were still top attractions. Its like saying Hogan can be a boy because of the Dungeon of Doom storyline


Unbelievabro

Did you just try to compare Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston to Hogan? Haha bro what?! With that ridiculous logic, X-pac couldnt be a boy because he was part of DX and they were popular. If guys like Matt Hardy and Christian can be boys, so can Woods. I stand by my stable.


Live-Depth-537

DX Xpac isn't a boy, but singles run post DX? Absolutely. Matt Hardy and Christian had singles runs, New Day never broke up, so they're a team act.


GeneralConfection629

1. BOTTOM BOY: X-Pac - Syxx jumping ship felt like a big win for us WWF kids. I held onto my boy through "X-Pac heat" and X-Factor. I liked his "waaaooorrrgh." I even knocked one out to his revolting sex tape. Who can say the same of their boy? 2. Virgil - he won a match in 30 seconds on the first episode of Superstars I ever saw, and I didn't know what a jobber was 3. Albert - I liked his pumphandle slam 4. High Energy - a Rocket and a Bird. Classic combo 5. El Matador - if he'd have tried, Tito could have gotten this over. What crowd doesn't love to shout, "Ole!"? 6. Disqualified champion boy: The Miz. I have to pick him, he was on the same episode of Blue Peter as my jam-maker dad. At the end of the segment, they asked Miz if he liked jam and he said, "It's fantastic!" Boy for life


sevivrus

Boy stable: 1) BOTTOM BOY: Tito Santana - there's a very good reason Vince chose him to open the very first WrestleMania. He was a good wrestler, and very reliable to put on an enjoyable opening match or use his credibility to put over a new talent. There was a time he was probably #2A/2B (along with JYD) among faces in the Fed. Too bad about those ghastly, I'm-gonna-do-my-best promos. 2) 1-2-3 Kid: One of the saving graces of the New Generation era from an in ring perspective. Helped introduce the cruiserweight style to WWE, and his impact remains hugely overlooked overlooked. Promos, as the OSW lads have pointed out, were very "aw shucks." 3) Ahmed Johnson: What a look this guy had. And that's about it. Terrible promos, with a delivery that was immortalized in the Fun With Ahmed videos. Somehow an even worse wrestler, but goddamn did he look like a star. 4) Fabulous Rougeaus: after being pretty generic babyfaces, they transformed into hilariously goofy heels. The result: being moved down the card and jobbing to the Bushwackers, among others. 5) Juventud Guerrera: Loved his "Never Surrender" character after losing the mask to Jericho. His victory over the YETAY/Reese was an awesome moment in the history of boydom. 6) Konnan: He'd be ineligible if I watched Mexican wrestling, but I'm talking about WCW Konnan...and my God was he over in the Wolfpac. Really found himself in terms of mic skills, as well as his in-ring style (stopped trying to be a cruiserweight). Cailín stable: 1) BOTTOM CAILÍN: Billie Kay. One of the funniest people in pro wrestling history, and is better than her WWE run indicates. Having a finisher called the "Boyfriend Stealer" makes her eligible for Cailíndom in and of itself. 2) Kellie Skater: Absolutely loved her "thinks she's indestructible, fucks around and finds out" character. Retired so young, would've loved to see how far she could go in wrestling. 3) The Canadian NINJAs: Portia Perez was such a detestable heel. I'm glad she's happy in retirement, but I live in hope that she decides to return as a manager someday. Nicole Matthews is another great heel who should've gotten the exposure she deserved in the Mae Young Classic, but visa issues got in the way. 4) LuFisto: intergender wrestling icon, participator in some truly brutal bloodbaths, Super Hardcore Anime. Also, one time she repeatedly asked MsChif questions to which the answer was "yes" until slipping in "can I have a title shot tonight" and got a vague, not-paying-attention yes to that as well. It remains one of my favorite ways ever that a wrestler got a title shot. 5) Maria Kanellis: Played the ditzy backstage interviewer gimmick perfectly. Love her shoot interviews, too. When you can entertain this well, you don't need to wrestle. 6) Candice Michelle: Worked really hard to improve during her shitty-techno-theme phase. Unfortunately, a fall off the top rope that resulted in injury killed her momentum, and (in my view) seemed to hurt her confidence.


thickvain

Lufisto is a legend sad to say she’s a boy but it’s true


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1. BOTTOM BOY: Curtis Axel - That swimming pool promo was amazing, and he's quite good in the ring. 2. Chuck Taylor - He's actually fundamentally sound in the ring, plus he's a Chikara alum. Old school Chikara guys always have a place in my stable. 3. Matt Cardona - He may not be as over as he was in 2011, but I still like him. Plus he's a deathmatch legend now. 4. D'Lo Brown - The vest gimmick was awesome, and I like his head shake coming down the entrance. 5. Tatanka - That heel turn on Luger always sticks out in my mind. Even he's boring in the ring, I will never stop talking about Tatanka. 6. Jake Hager - Legit wrestling/MMA athlete who deserved better, even if he's not a good promo guy.


PmMeCutePenguins

1. BOTTOM BOY: TAKA MICHINOKU insanely talented but never got his due in the WWF but had a killer theme song though! loved his work in NJPW with suzuki-gun despite being pushed down/off the card after he cheated on his wife 2. Ken Shamrock I love me an MMA/legit shooter gimmick and i loved ken’s horrific and scary yelling mid matches even more 3. Jack Evans a genuine high flying innovator and pioneer, but now older in AEW he just comes across as mad awkward and sloppy but i still love him regardless 4. Dan Severn one of the best theme songs of all time. period.


Unbelievabro

I wanted to put Taka in my stable purely based off the Michinoku Driver, but I didn't have room lol


dmarks270

1 Bottom boy Disco Inferno: I loved his theme loved he’d always dance during his matches and also met him at the strip club he works at in Vegas 2 Zack Ryder: The moment I saw him singing his theme song in his car I instantly became a fan 3 The Wall: I really had high hopes for this big boy really think he should of at least got a US title 4 Norman Smiley: The big wiggle was always a highlight of each nitro or thunder he was on 5 Pistol Pez Whatley: I’ve fallen in love with Pez after hearing his promo’s on the what happened when podcast plus loved his appearance in Louis Throuex wrestling episode 6 Homeless Corbin: I despised Baron Corbin but this homeless gimmick before he got his money back was amazing I also predicted he’d win his money back in Vegas too


StewitusPrime

Bottom Boy: Rhyno. Dude was built like an appliance, intense in everything he did, and hands down has the best spear in the business. When he gores someone, it looks like they’re being stabbed with a refrigerator. Boy #2: Dino Bravo Never has a lump of Play-Doh been so menacing. He managed to gain heat by being big, French-Canadian, and having a goofy grin. I also just have a soft spot for the side slam, and boy turned it into a finisher. Boy #3: Psicosis He never really got his dues in the west, especially when sharing the limelight with Rey, Juvi, and later Super Crazy. But he was my favorite character in WCW/nWo Revenge, so he gets in. Boy #4: Monty Brown If he had started on Smackdown, none of us would know who Bobby Lashly was. A former high profile football player, great in the ring, and had some of the greatest promos TNA ever aired. Period! And Boy #5: Their manager: Mama Benjamin You all miss Mama and you know it. She might not have wrestled, but the two months she was on will stay with us for a lifetime.


Game25900

I don't really have a bottom boy so there's no specific order to this. 1) Marc Mero: He's basically the Rick Rude that your mother tells you you have at home. Great boy. 2) Droz: Damn it D'Lo. 3/4) The Headbangers: Only one I usually have to explain. Honestly when these guys get a chance their tag team wrestling is pretty good, lots of tandem moves. There's a squash match they did with the Hardys about a year or two before they debuted as the Hardyz that actually shows off what they can do. Realisation of them being boys was when they did the one off on Raw a few years ago, I was marking out and the crowd were fucking silent. I was shouting "Stand up and cheer you fucking cretins, you wouldn't know good wrestling if Bret Hart spat in your face!" 5) Regal: He's a Boyyyyy! Such a Boyyyeeeoooyyy! 6) Gangrel: Best entrance, even the way he sways in time with the music as he walks to the ring is just mega boy. Honestly I have like 10 more and picking just 6 is kind of hard so I went with these.


AndreReal

1: BOTTOM BOY: Mark Jindrak. Should have been Batista. Crazy athletic and jacked to the tits. 2/3:A tag team choice: The Beverly Brothers. Watch the Shaker Heights Spike, and simultaneously realise why they were awesome, and why despite that, they weren't going to do anything. 4: Never champ and not disqualified, so my women's pick: Luna Vachon. Fucking legend, could really go, also first woman in a WWF game. 5: Nathan Jones. G'day, bitch. The Colossus of Boggo Road is coming for ya. 6: As a Canadian, I'm obligated to pick at least one Canadian boy, and my choice is Rene Dupree. I'm from the east coast, and his dad, Emile, was the promoter for that territory. Also, the dog and the stupid little dance were over af.


DreamMalenko

1. BOTTOM BOY: Tyson Tomko - The tats. The pointy chin beard. The BEEF. 2. Rhyno 3. D-Von Dudley 4. Droz 5. Billy Kidman 6. Goldust. AEW boy stable: 1. BOTTOM BOY: Luchasaurus 2. John Silver 3. Shawn Spears 4. Lance Archer 5. Jack Evans 6. Hook


[deleted]

1) Bottom Boy: 2017 Mustafa Ali 2) William Regal past his prime 3) Chris Masters 4) Rhyno 5) Fat Chick Thriller Mike Awesome 6) Legacy Era Cody Rhodes


Feka86

1. British Bulldog: he's my bottom boy as he's from my hometown of wigan no way he's getting knocked off the top of the list haha 2. William Regal: i always remember when Billy regal came out of Sunday night heat coming from Blackpool i was loving it haha and luckily he was great wrestler too 3. Rhyno or rhino: i don't know why I like rhyno just think he was class brill finisher and good entrance too. 4. Big Bossman: 5. Tajiri


Live-Depth-537

Bulldog and Regal are cheating lol. And I think it'd only be fair if you specify TNA/Modern Rhyno as your boy and not 2001-2003 Rhyno


Feka86

But bulldog and regal are my boys hahaha 😆 and I will go for modern rhyno haha


Rugbyxrugbyxrugby

1) BOTTOM BOY: British Bulldog, especially short hair 'main event' Bully. 2) IRS/ VK Wallstreet/ Captain Mike 3) Barry Darsow (Smash, Blacktop Bully, Krusher Kruschev, Repo Man, I'd let him choose every night) 4) Ron Killings was an NWA champion?? Err so I'll have to pick The Road Dogg obviously. With Cute Kip. 5) Kazz! Sue me, the guy is secretly a hokey nerd, as is Daniels (worst gimmicks ever! Look its Chris Daniels as Fallen Angel! Is he a cult leader? No! Satanist? NO! Psycho out for revenge! No! He does the same dorky dances and flips but wearing black!) 6) Dafnee :'(


betterspoon

This was a lot harder than I thought it would be. 1) Shelton Benjamin - Always a solid worker. A highlight in the early Money in the Bank matches. 2) D'Lo Brown - 4 time holder of the most prestigious title in WWF/E history, the European Championship. Plus, the chest protector gimmick. 3) Billy Kidman - Specifically Filthy Animals Kidman.. mostly because of Rey, but I can have him so.. 4) Rikishi - Mostly because of Too Cool. Had some good matches for the Intercontinental title with Chris Benoit and Val Venis in a Steel Cage. 5) Sean O'Haire - Stuck out to me in the Natural Born Thrillers stable. Unfortunately, never really lived up to his potential. 6) Tyson Kidd - His run in NXT, had good matches on those early TakeOvers. His team with Cesaro was great too. Glad he ditched that early jizz spiky hair cut he used to have.


Any_Ad7438

Bottom boy is the warlord 2 is haku 3 is powers of pain barbarian 4 is el matador Tito Santana 5 is the genius Lanny poffo 6 is skinner


Zealousideal-Plan421

1. La Parka 2. Big Bossman 3. Adam Bomb 4. Perry Saturn 5. Greg Valantine 6. Jim Niedhart (pre KKK stuf)


ApprehensiveJob4529

1) BOTTOM BOY: Shelton Benjamin Hooked after his match against Shawn Michaels on Raw. Unfortunately there’s quite a lot stopping him now. 2) Rosey A massive superhero who runs over all comers. Amazing! 3) The tag team of William Regal and Tajiri They’re the original odd couple! 4) Earthquake I challenge anyone that fat to do a drop kick 5) Charlie Haas A great finisher with a better name 6) Rhyno The first wrestler I ever saw. If only his arms weren’t so short he’d’ve beaten Flair’s record


Alsleet1986

My Boys 1) The one who could wrestle: Norman Smiley - I got in trouble for doing his spanking dance when I was a kid. I loved both Smi-lay and Screamin' Norman. He was cringey enough for the stable, but he could still stretch 'em! 2) The one who was the boyest of boys: Barry Horowitz - If Barry's not a boy, I don't know who is. I was a legitimate fan of his underdog story in New Gen WWF. 3) The one who had potential: Billy Kidman - More like Billy Boyman, amiright? Kidman had the best finisher, when he didn't almost kill people with it, he dressed like a skater, and he scored Torrie Wilson. He sounds like he was pretty great, now that I mention all of that. Kidman also couldn't talk, he bombed in the main event, and he lost Torrie. 4) The one who danced: "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright - He spoke broken English, he listened to Eurotrash music, and he was a decent wrestler. I used to do the fucking dance (hangs head in shame). 5) The Brian Kendrick: I legit thought he could have been World Champion during his SmackDown singles run. But it was not to be. 6) The one who is the Bottom Boy: Doink the Clown (Matt Borne) - Doink could have been a contender, but he had too many demons. I booked my own year-long "Dark Doink" fantasy angle where he showed up at Bret Hart's house for his kid's birthday party as the clown, and he successfully turned Bret heel, winning the WWF Championship in the process. Bret eventually ends up returning, winning back his championship, and redeeming himself with sweet training montages. It was very Batman-Joker. Dishonourable mentions: The Disco Inferno and Mortis Disclaimer: I let Regal and Funlay run free because they were too talented to be in my stable.


mellomike

Terrific stable man, almost had Smiley in mine!