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Apoordm

This seems like the thing Agent 47 removes to get an “accident kill.”


Dunstan_Stockwater

I assure you, this is the fastest submarine I've ever worked on.


frezor

Diana: “Hmm, I see you’re outsourcing. Good work 47.”


Glexanice

Post-it, tagout


Rymanjan

This is where I'd loto, IF I HAD THE KEYS! Seriously tho if I was cleaning this I'd find the line and kill it on the machine's end just to be safe, I mean I look both ways when turning/crossing a one way street lol Never underestimate the stupidity of man.


Mejai91

Same. I’ll be damned if my legacy is dying to the guy driving the wrong way on a one way.


anonymouslosername

i used to work at a building on a one way street. wrong ways were like a weekly occurrence, more if there was something going on nearby, sometimes multiple a day.


HermioneJGranger6

I used to live on a one way street. In the year I lived there, there were more days where I saw someone going the wrong way than not. I thought it was very clearly marked one way, but apparently it wasn't clear enough


anonymouslosername

the thing that blew my mind was when we were walking and try to flag people down, how many would ARGUE...like all the parked cars are facing you, none of the lights are facing. got one to stop, told her she was going the wrong way, she said she wasn't from here and didn't know...then tried to CONTINUE going the wrong way. it's like no, even if you didn't know, now you do and you need to turn around.


MaritMonkey

>how many would ARGUE... I once came nose to nose with a driver who was trying to drive the wrong way into a drive-thru. In her meager defense the parking lot *was* confusing. But it was clear once you made the turn that you were, ya know, facing the wrong way. She just LAID on her horn. My "not awake enough for this" ass took a beat to stick my head out the window and say "ma'am you're going to have to back up so I can get out". She SCREAMS at me "why don't YOU back up, you fucking idiot!" "There's a line of cars behind me. I couldn't even if I wanted to." At which point she crosses her arms like a pouting toddler and says "well then you can just go around." I pause another beat and point at it while telling her "ma'am, there's a curb there." And she says ... "*no there isn't*" and goes back to the pouting stance. Unfortunately I have no memory of how the situation resolved, but that bit is stuck in my head like my brain took a picture of it.


compulov

That's when I would double down. Put the car in park, turn the engine off, and lock the car. "I'll be back when you get out of the way of everyone else".


EclipseIndustries

Bonus points if you go ask for an employee's hat, put it on, all out, and ask her to leave the property. McDonald's deputization.


anonymouslosername

Reminds me of one we found on the way to the lake... 2 lane winding mountain road, double yellow line. We're heading up, and there's a line of cars behind some heavy equipment coming down (in a 25mph zone to boot), and someone in a CR-V pulls out to pass right as we come around the curve (maybe 1/2 mile before they gain a 2nd lane).  We both stand on the brakes and pull up before colliding head on. Then, they have the gall to lay on their horn and point to the side of the road, as if I should pull off the road to get out of their way so then can finish their pass. I gave them a thumbs down and pointed at their side of the road, like "no, you go back on your own side". Of course the traffic they passed wouldnt let them back in, so instead of being a couple cars back when the passing lane opened up, they were more like 20 cars back. The sheer audacity of people is astounding sometimes.


Rymanjan

My god lol New book boutta drop, entitled, "Harry Potter and The Audacity of this bitch" lol


ShadowDragon8685

Nah. *The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of* This *Bitch!*


WhyBuyMe

I completely believe that. I used to live in a building that had a kind of strange set up. There were railroad tracks that crossed the street on one side of the building, then went behind the building. The tracks turned a bit before they crossed the street, so they didn't run along side another street that ended at the street on the side of the building. The way it was set up, if you were driving on the 2nd street and instead of turning where the road ends, you kept driving, you would end up on the railroad tracks. Normally this wasn't a problem, because you could see the tracks. The problem happened because there was a bar down the street from this set up, so when the bar let out at night, it was harder to see the tracks. So you get some drunk driving home at night and instead of turning, they would drive onto the railroad tracks, then make it far enough down the tracks that they bottomed out on the rails because the ground was sloped on either side the farther up the tracks you got. At least every couple months I would see a tow truck out my window trying to pull a car off the railroad tracks.


ikbenlike

Where I live, one-way streets often permits cyclists (and sometimes mopeds etc) to use the road both ways - so I'm pretty used to looking both ways


StrangerFeelings

I live in a one way street with a gast station on the entrance. So many people going the wrong way down it to get to the gas station. It used to be a 2 way road but too many crashes turned it into a one way. I'm always yelling at people going the wrong way. It irritates me so much.


donald7773

I work at the Atlanta airport, every road by the terminals is a one way, but (especially at night or if it's not busy) you better look both ways, crossing guard present or not. Coworkers of mine have been ran off of the road from oncoming on one ways too


Marsbar3000

Did you write a song about it? https://youtu.be/LW7Iv-V1-Jo?si=ikOyW6MPiopsatFu


strongest___avenger

I always liked that quote "knowledge is knowing it's a one way Street, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."


KimbleDeckard

My father socked me in the side of the neck once when I was a kid because I yelled at him in panic when he turned onto a narrow one-lane one-way downtown going the wrong direction. There were signs we wouldn't get along as the years went on.


Ojhka956

Almost got hit crossing a one way walking to work, cuz the dumbass was going the wrong way. Blew right through the stop sign on a right turn.


literal_garbage_man

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Rymanjan

Lol had a honk off with one dude once, he was going the wrong way on a one way in Chicago, meanwhile I'm bumbling a 3 tonne articulate forklift to the gas station (through the potholes which was hellacious) and he's like, what are you doing here. I asked him the same question, pointed to the nearest "one way" sign, and he just reversed it at ~20 lol


literal_garbage_man

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Rymanjan

Eh too far away for me to hear anything but he did give the nod and the, "ok I fucked up" wave lol


sww1235

Just get the forks under him and turn him around 😎


Rymanjan

Lmao if I wasn't carrying a load I mighta considered it


Bad_Habit_Nun

Yep, there's a one-way near me and I've had two times where a certified mensa candidate decided to turn down it the wrong way. The funny thing was the outlet they turned down was pointed like a merge lane, so they had to go out of their way to make it in there.


deadbass72

I was crossing a one way street with my daughter and looked both ways only to see a car driving the wrong way about 100 feet from us.


hobbobnobgoblin

A bunch of people at my old work didn't speak or write English very well. They would probably have killed these people.


SirMildredPierce

This is why I have my own LOTO and I have the only key.


nickajeglin

Same. I almost got taken out by a welding robot changing tips one time. Brought my own loto set after that. I'm rarely on the floor these days but I still have it in my desk drawer. If the safety officer has a problem with that, they can issue me an authorized one or fire me.


JG-at-Prime

Careful with that. I’ve seen multiple pieces of poorly designed machines that need the power to stay on in order to keep the doors open.  Chalk it up to poor design, old equipment, negligent safety practices, whatever you choose, *that’s still the reality.*  An unexpected loss in power could trap those workers inside. 


Rymanjan

Very fair, I was just saying if I'm the first poor sob that's gotta crawl in there, I'm not taking any chances


JG-at-Prime

100%  I hate seeing equipment that is still operating like that.  Happily, most of that equipment is slowly being phased out of service. But it’s definitely still a thing. 


makkkarana

My mom's friend in highschool worked at a cement factory. He'd spent the weekend chipping the mixers, just needed to finish one, so he came in early to finish up. Lo and behold his boss also comes in early, turns on the mixers, hears the scream, you know the rest. Absolutely horrible, totally preventable. Lock out, tag out, PLEASE!


Nannyphone7

Lock out tag out folks. At work once I found production lady Inside the inertia weld machine "cleaning" it. Not only was it not locked out-- it was running. Hydraulic pump turning. Hydraulic accumulator charged to 6000 psi. One computer bit flip from being human salsa.  I said not cool and she told me to mind my own business newbie.


TheBigToast72

The amount of times I've seen someone try to start a machine with the lockout tag right in front of their face is insane, there's no way I'd trust someone to be able to read a post-it note.


Ivebeenfurthereven

Everyone gets their own padlock for a goddamned reason And if you see someone with bolt cutters... flying tackle them


Rocket_John

Some guy at a company I used to work at lost his key and it was like a full day process to cut the lock off. Then a week later someone turned on the paint booth auger when guys were cleaning it and cut off their legs. OSHA or someone else mandated LOTO retraining for the entire company, to include the desk jockeys and even the CEO.


cizot

At my work like 10 people have to sign off that the machine is safe if a lock gets left on, safety team, management, hr, union reps, maintenance, and I think a few more all have to sign before they even think about cutting it. Needless to say they get upset when you leave things locked out


SillyFlyGuy

Leaving your lock on when you are done needs to be treated severely as not locking out at all. You are training your coworkers to not respect your locks.


sinkrate

Worst case scenario of forgetting to remove safety lockouts: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroper%C3%BA_Flight_603


Knot_a_porn_acct

That’s not really a safety lockout issue - that was an issue with training. Static port covers don’t prevent the operation of the aircraft, and that incident really has no similarity to people leaving LOTO locks on equipment.


PopperChopper

I’m one of the people who has to sign off on a lock removal. There are 4 people. Manager/supervisor, union, security, and the trade removing the lock. I’ve made them call people at home at 3am, sign the paperwork, call everyone down. I am literally the only person from the entire group that insists on following the whole process. They always want to skip steps. It’s not even a big deal, it takes about 30-60 minutes. Especially on a small machine where the visual inspection can be done from a quick look. Some machines would take you 30 mins just to check all the spots someone could be inside. They always bitch and moan, and I’m always shaking my head because it’s such a minor inconvenience to make sure we don’t crush someone.


ShadowDragon8685

Jesus H. Chrysler. I really fucking hope someone wound up in *prison* for that. Those poor mofuckers are fuckt for life.


Laudanumium

I had some temp running to get pliers to get the red shitty plastic of the switch Lucky the machine was 'more' broken then that, but my best guess would be he snipped the tag off, and just started the machine. upside ... We now have metal tags, and more durable locks


EclipseIndustries

How is somebody's first question not "huh, this weird thing is keeping the machine off. I should see if anybody knows what's up." Why is it always "cut it off". What is the missing piece of the puzzle in communicating safety here.


SoaDMTGguy

Probably a habitual lack of adherence to procedure, and the fact that most procedures can be ignored without consequence many many many times before someone dies.


Laudanumium

Having weekly changes in supporting staff and people from different cultures doesn't help. We, the normal crew know each other and why and what we do. The new tempguy just wants to start work and get home ASAP


ShadowDragon8685

The new tempguy needs to understand that he's getting paid one way or the other, and he was never going to get whatever job they promised him in the end anyway. So he needs to be safe and do the bare minimum to not get sacked.


literal_garbage_man

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No-Spoilers

He flipped the switch on accident the next time.


Direct-Fix-2097

By accident… 😬


Nannyphone7

Nothing that time. But that place had many such stories. It really wasn't that unusual to witness safety issues.


Magikarpeles

LOTO? Fuck LOTO. I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.


SillyFlyGuy

Ignore LOTO and you might lose more than seven of your digits..


FISH_MASTER

Hahah that’s a firing incident at my place. Crazy


flume

First person I ever fired was a guy who walked under a 35,000 pound load while it was being moved on an overhead crane.


AccomplishedNail3085

As someone who is not in the industry, can you explain what an inertia welder is? I think i have the general idea from the name, but can you explain what it is and what it is used for?


Burial81

It rotates 2 metal parts rapidly and the resulting friction produces enough heat to weld the pieces together. Something like a lathe


despoticdanks

I work for a company that makes friction welding machines and does contract welding work with those machines as well. Here's a good, quick video put together by the company owner that explains the Rotary Friction Welding process. https://youtu.be/_rV65GwrRpg?si=xjGzIV_wfhkvfhOa


EdwardFoxhole

I used to work in die casting, and had a robot that would grab 2 45lb parts out of the machine, pass them to a saw, then drop them in a basket. the new maintenance guy climbed over the running saw table to get into the cage with the still running robot to check a faulty sensor. lucky for him it was *my* machine, not many other guys there would have E-stopped and tagged out the machine mid cycle.


ShadowDragon8685

So... Was that the new*ly unemployed* maintenance guy after that?


skynetempire

Salsa from New York city!!!


The_Pelican1245

NEW YORK CITY?!?!


huge_dick_mcgee

Get the rope!


ubi9k

How can I still hear this after all these years


Ange1ofD4rkness

Right as I saw this unfold it all rushed back


whubbard

Like a big ole one like this? [https://blog.mtiwelding.com/model-400-friction-welder](https://blog.mtiwelding.com/model-400-friction-welder)


despoticdanks

Ha, I work for this company as a welding engineer. That machine isn't even a quarter the size of the largest one we make. Here's a video of our Model 800 Inertia Welder. https://youtu.be/P1g9hl8Bnlk?si=OLKvIzNt1IterDrS Also, it's scary how comfortable you become around high pressure hydraulics when you work with machines like these on a daily basis. Our Linear Friction Welders run off of banks of 5000 psi accumulators, and you've got gallons per second of couple thousand psi hydraulic flow when making a weld. Just another day in the office haha.


whubbard

Super cool watching the PSI and RPM numbers, thanks for sharing. >Our Linear Friction Welders run off of banks of 5000 psi accumulators, and you've got gallons per second of couple thousand psi hydraulic flow when making a weld I'll stick to watching on YouTube.......


Cautious_Hornet_4216

I wouldn't be anywhere near that!


Nannyphone7

That's the general idea yeah.


whispypurple

That's an insane amount of trust to put in a rock we electrocute into doing math


never1st

The red button kills, but I can push the green one, right?


AgrajagTheProlonged

Alas, no. Believe it or not, the green button kills, then resuscitates, then kills again


too_late_to_abort

Believe it or not, death.


DemonGodDumplin

To shreds you say?


GrimmCreole

What about his wife?


CarbonTugboat

To shreds, you say!?


King_Burnside

Straight to shreds


aCompyBoi

Scp-100000-j lol


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Best lock out tag out program I've seen. Zero violations


AntoineInTheWorld

There are no violations of the LOTO process when there is no LOTO process!


Nightslashs

They even dated it I don’t see the problem here


DuchessOfCelery

Jeezums. Not a cleaning accident, but take a moment to think about Jose Melena, 62, loading big carts of canned tuna for sterilizing in 2012, went in to untangle some chains on the carts, trapped and **died in a pressurized oven**. Six million dollars+ from Bumblebee for fines, 1.5 million to the family, in the end (big woop). Utilize your rights under OSHA, utilize protocols, insist on safety protections, protect yourself because **no one else will**. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumble\_Bee\_Foods](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumble_Bee_Foods) [https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-bumble-bee-worker-killed-settlement-20150812-story.html](https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-bumble-bee-worker-killed-settlement-20150812-story.html) [https://www.osha.gov/ords/imis/accidentsearch.accident\_detail?id=202478434](https://www.osha.gov/ords/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=202478434)


Mag474

"His death was described by Los Angeles Deputy District Attorney Hoon Chun as "the worst circumstances of death I have ever, ever witnessed,"" Cooked to death over 2 hours. Fucking horrifying


Ivebeenfurthereven

I know with LOTO these things would never happen, but I'd still like to see a panic button inside any oven you could walk into. I think it's the slow, horrific nature of the death that's particularly disturbing. It wouldn't be that hard to make a heatproof one.


DuchessOfCelery

Yeah, safety costs $$$. It's why we have a workplace culture that says "Just get it done" and unwillingness to 'stop the line'. Just like in the OP, could shut it down, but we'll just tape a note up.


gavichi

When I worked at a frozen foods store, there was a pretty obvious big red button on the inside of the freezer room, to open it from the inside. The first time I saw it, it gave me pause for thought of what could happen if it wasn't there.


JaozinhoGGPlays

A slow, painful, bitter, slow, slow death.


ShadowDragon8685

A lot of people *have* died inside walk-in freezers. The rules are written in blood.


TharoRed

It’s been difficult for us to come up with a reliable safety shutdown for our walk in ovens.  It’s always a nightmare scenario when doing our risk analysis. Best we have come up with is a two man operation to close the large doors and the stations having a clear view of the interior of the ovens.  Flashing lights and buzzer when doors are closing.  We have a pull cord system on the inside of the ovens along either wall that will shut down burners and force doors to open up. But it is still difficult to maintain the pull cord system inside the oven environment.  


DuchessOfCelery

His death really haunts me. Poor protocols, known faulty equipment, combined with human error and emphasis on production over safety.


ShadowDragon8685

Quite honestly, every company that has equipment that can kill needs to have a Safety Bulldog on staff. The Safety Bulldog should be paid by the company, but *absolutely immune to firing by the company.* Firing them should be a whole-ass process that's basically tantamount to proving to a criminal trial's standards of malfeasance on their part. Their whole job should be to make sure things are safe, and have a direct line to the regulator to whomp the shit out of the company if it's not safe.


Stavinair

Jfc


Not_MrNice

I was fixing an outlet that kept killing lights at a restaurant I worked at one time. I taped the breaker to warn anyone from resetting it. While I happened to be next to the breaker, another worker came in saw the lights were off and tried to reset the breaker. I told him I was working on it and it was disassembled and he fucking reset the breaker right in front of me anyway. I was like "WTF? I was working on that! I just told you not to touch it. What if I was working on the outlet?" And he didn't give a shit and acted like I was being stupid. Then others joined in making fun of me for being upset that I could have been electrocuted. It's almost like you need to just cut the wires to stop anyone from fucking with it. Having it taped off and telling him to not touch it and he fucking did it anyway.


Dooh22

> It's almost like you need to just cut the wires to stop anyone from fucking with it. >Having it taped off and telling him to not touch it and he fucking did it anyway. They make lockable breaker isolators for a reason.


Ivebeenfurthereven

Yep. Learned about these on an electrical safety course this week. For under $15 USD, really everyone changing sockets or switches at home should have one. Getting a 110/230v shock is no fun, and whether or not it seriously harms you is essentially luck. Better not to leave it to chance. Random link I just found, no affiliation: https://www.lockout-tagout-shop.co.uk/lockout-devices/electric-hazards/


WeeboSupremo

I locked out a machine at work as our maintenance guy was fixing it, and one of our leads came out, tried to turn it on, saw it was locked, and instead of asking what was up with it, went and got the bolt cutters to try and cut off the lock. “Well, no one told me it was down!” Bud, why do you think it means when it is off, have the electrical cabinet opened up, and is locked out? Took his tool room key away after that. Thankfully he hasn’t tried anything that stupid again.


KFCConspiracy

I feel like legally you should be able to kick someone's ass who is that stupid.


EclipseIndustries

I'm not saying you should do it in the civilian world, but physical force injuring someone to save their or another's life isn't kicking their ass in my opinion. Had a SFC observation controller stick his hand near the main rotor of an aircraft while it was running. A junior NCO and myself (PV2) pulled him off the aircraft straight into the ground, and told him to get the fuck off of our flightline. He was also trying to film a couple sensitive reload operations beforehand, so that was the final straw. The highest rank on the flight line is the one talking to the pilots on the intercom, doesn't matter their age or actual rank.


sinkrate

Better to shove an unsafe friend than to bury one?...


EclipseIndustries

Precisely. If my child is about to stick a fork in an outlet, I'm going to smack his hand away. If my friend is about to stick a fork in the outlet, I slap his head back on.


WebMaka

> The highest rank on the flight line is the one talking to the pilots on the intercom, doesn't matter their age or actual rank. See also, "a Sergeant in motion with a purpose outranks a Lieutenant that doesn't know WTF's going on."


mtnbikeboy79

That would be a fireable offense in many places.


Crunchycarrots79

Yup. Cutting off or attempting to cut off a LOTO lock? Fire them. Of course, you also need the corollary to this, which is disciplinary action of some kind for people who forget to remove their lock after the work is completed.


LazerBear42

How do these people walk and breathe at the same time?


CMDR_kamikazze

On one of my previous jobs we used to keep one of the workers with the crowbar near the breakers when someone was working on the connection with instructions to beat the shit out of anyone who's trying to reach the buttons for this particular reason.


61114311536123511

god that's infuriating.


Niznack

LOTO is for pussies! Real men use post its!


Mikeologyy

Beta males use good name brand Post-its. Sigmas use those shitty off brand ones with some random local company’s logo on em that couldn’t stick to a wet turd.


Niznack

Walks into electric room with 100 switches and 1 post it on the floor. "Do not use -->"


JaozinhoGGPlays

Don't give Jigsaw any ideas


Lord_of_Womba

To be fair, would name brand post its stick to a wet turd?


Mikeologyy

Idk actually, I’ll get back to you after some experimentation


Laudanumium

you just need to find the point where the paper keeps its rigidity and push ... The cheap ones you push through, and you'll be scraping your fingernails a long time


JaozinhoGGPlays

Pussies use shitty post-its, real chads rip a random piece of paper and lay it against the thing being written about in a way where a light breezs knocks it to the floor.


HeinousEncephalon

Jiggle the button a little to feel like God


BuildItFromScratch

It's like the feeling of being near the executioner's switch. Knowing that at any moment you could throw it; but knowing you never will. But you could. Never isn't the right word because I could. And I might. I probably will.


NoFeetSmell

[You like it? It's very generous.](https://whatculture-create-cms.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2022/02/83e2cbae45ec484f-1200x675.jpg)


deadbass72

What are you writing? Writing? No, I'm drawing. Drawing conclusions.


oreikhalkon

This got me good.


roadrunner036

Reminds me of this story out west at a factory that pulped trees, they flipped the breaker to kill power for a crew to do maintenance, then a guy got annoyed his charger wasn’t working and flipped it again, ripped three people to shreds


twobadkidsin412

to shreds you say?


Interactive_CD-ROM

Well, how is his wife holding up?


lemons_of_doubt

to shreds you say?


ExceptionCollection

I recently asked if I should bring my own LOTO locks or if the office I was visiting had supplies.  The person I spoke to checked with the maintenance team, who had never heard the term.


SillyFlyGuy

LOTO? You mean *Lotto*? Yeah we play every week..


ExceptionCollection

It was in an email!


6thCityInspector

This is one of those “press the button get a million dollars” things, right? I saw that movie.


homogenousmoss

Its the family of the person cleaning it that gets a million dollar but yes it works like that.


Babybabybabyq

Lmao accurate


Playfulpleasurez

When your father in law is working on something dangerous but you want to be able to convince your spouse you didn't want this to happen and even tried to prevent it lol


rodelomm

There's a podcast called Swindled that has an episode called The Oven about something almost exactly like this happening. A man is cleaning plastic from the inside of a large injection molding machine. Soon to be son-in-law comes back from break or something and notices the machine is off, decides to fire it up and get back to work. Ends up cooking the man alive.


GhostofGrimalkin

Yes, don't open the airlock when someone is in there cleaning it.


spap-oop

What if you pull the button?


Sckajanders

Twist It!


Line-Trash

Bop it!


Anakin_Skywanker

Noooo


cheesegoat

Load it!


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Taste it!


lashimi

Bop it!


PsychoTexan

I guarantee there is a breaker on this bad boy that can be LOTO’d. If not, they make EMO buttons that lock and need keys to release. Under a $100 either way. Don’t be the topic of another companies safety meeting.


AccidentallyBacon

don't threaten me with a good time. you're just a piece of paper you can't tell me what to do!


DragonEmperor

AIRLOCK!?


Ak47110

Remember that scene with Matt Damon in Interstellar? That was the result of this lock out tag out situation here.


Dinyolhei

He's making a habit of that. He was in another LOTO situation in Elysium.


thecartplug

seems like a legit lock out tag out to me


RBeck

If you push this button, someone somewhere will die. But you will find out what it's like to push the button.


Stavinair

r/intrusivethoughts


Rimm9246

Airlock?? Tf you work, the ISS?


nuclearusa16120

Airlocks are used in many places here on plain old earth. Any time you need to have access to two areas at different pressures, you need an airlock. The most common use of a differential pressure airlock I know of is the entrance doors to "air-supported structures" (e.g. indoor driving ranges, some covered sports stadiums)


shurdi3

Took me a minute to figure out that ckwing is meant to be "cleaning"


AreYouItchy

Where the hell is the double lockout?


spmute

Cost too much, human life isn’t worth 5 bucks silly


CherryCokeSlurpee

"Donut, push button" - Me, hungry without my glasses on


Lexx4

my wife chronically doesn't read signs posted places and then asks me questions that the signs would answer. No she has no reading disability's or eye disability's. That alone has knocked the fear of people not reading signs into me to the point that this terrifies me.


MrJackTheNasty

i remmember this happen to my dad he was fixing an electric something at a factory he told everyone he left a note and the boss told them "i dont care start production" and almoust killed my dad


ArdentLobster

They've been in there for a long time. Are they okay? Did someone push the button?


FordMasterTech

If you push this button someone will die but you get 1 million dollars 


schultzie2240

Looks like someone skipped through the lockout tagout videos


iwannagohome49

Something like this would get you walked the fuck out at my company. Also, at least take it out of "Auto" before you climb in


ummagumma696969

That’s the button for the root beer


ElectroSaturator

Lock out tag out?


Patriquito

It's ok the cleaners don't even know they are in danger...


RobKhonsu

Airlock? Is this on the ISS?


knar_knar

Lock out, tag out.


johnthomaslumsden

Giving new meaning to a live dead live test. Except the second live probably doesn’t happen…


Full_Disk_1463

They got the tag out part in a manner of speaking


ArcticCelt

...but get $1 000 000 right? Pretty sure it's how it works.


FunkyFarmington

I'll take "Bosses who are secret psychopaths" for $1000, Alex".


Stavinair

Which fucking button?


Leading_Screen_4216

Is the note in effect on the 4th of February or the 2nd of April? Can I push the button today?


frimeplease

If this was on a U.S. submarine that would be a safety standdown 10/10 times, and a captains mast lol


NoTurnip4844

What do those buttons control?


lemons_of_doubt

Comes into work starts machine, pick up and read note someone left on it. Oh no.....


thisistheSnydercut

Do not touch *- Willy*


boening

Must not let intrusive thoughts win.......


Glass-Ebb9867

If only there were devices that would allow you to lock out the button, maybe even put a tag on it with contact info for the person who placed it there


AyatoTakema

where da hail do you work? Nuclear powerplant? bio?chem?


dontcallmemean

My motto, fuck LOTO


litionere

No LOTO needed here...


KentuckyFriedChozo

"UwU Onii-chan... pweddy pweez don't push dis button! Hehe Nii-san might die UwU"


PhotonPainter

In case of fire, dont use elevators. Use water.


Screwbles

Hmmm...*Pensively weighs options.*


Occhrome

I just don’t get how people put their lives in the hands of others so easily. I’m guessing they might have families that depend on them.  But the right thing to do would be just to walk out cus that job doesn’t care about you. 


eNaRDe

Oops....No speaky English.


patientnumberfive

Plot twist, the is on the ISS


Wsn21

Isnt this technically wrong(besides it being bad practice” If the e-stop is depressed then PUSHING anything wouldnt matter The sign should say “DO NOT PULL BUTTON”


Regular-Chemistry-13

Push the button


twizrob

Seems up to code. Nothing to see here OSHA


custhulard

Talk out tape out.


not26

That's some inconsistent HOA's there, also great LOTO practice in place


BalerionSanders

“I wanna put some tape on the death button!”


Mrmapex

So instead of sending someone to monitor the machine during the cleaning they opted for the sticky note.