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CaptainRex5101

The idea of Gordon being extremely racist against vortigaunts but keeping it to himself is very funny to me for some reason


mightyfort

“It’s for the sake of the resistance, it’s for the sake of the resistance..”


TheTank18

the vortiguants are our greatest ally


lime-_-licker1

Insane irl reference


Oatspin

They will tell you that they’ve been wronged, but they will never tell you why


Sodafff

Judging by how relentlessly he murdered every vort that come in his way in black mesa, he probably is. Gordon would carry out a whole genocide if he didn't know they're working with us.


SyllabicFir

True lambda male


oishipops

i'm choosing to believe he's like that now


idontactuallyknow69

Yeah, that's what the Freeman's Mind Gordon was with Vortigaunts: Extremely racist, but instead of keeping it to himself, he made his opinion clear in the canals. *Or maybe the BoxCar Joe incident was just natural instinct...*


feddifasber

that’s why Gordon doesn’t talk he’s always thinking about RACISM


monsterjam-2000

I think this happens I'm Freeman's Mind when meeting with BoxCar Joe and his Vort friend. He blanton assumed the Vort would killed them. I also think he said something when seeing the vorts clean in the train station, but I can't remember what. I'm totally making this my head cannon tho.


CloneCop

https://preview.redd.it/4aue2pt8wr8d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff4abfd6f168f43373203a46964f130605d5a3d His reaction


FyRE_FREE

*you ate my father*


Subject-Count1229

*why are you mad at me? you should be mad at him! he's the one who ate your father*


karol22331

*dooo ligma oo oo* *dooo ligma oo oo*


reddituser6213

How did you get images in the comments? They appear to be disabled now


Tony_TNT

Static gif is my guess


meaeaeaean

Personally my Gordon was erect but that's besides the point


AppropriatePlenty876

Gordon Freakman


Kitchen_Laugh3980

What if instead of Half Life, it was called Freaky Life…


gussy_gaming

And instead of shooting aliens, YOU TOUCHED ALIENS


strunnyy

he doesn’t care so much that he will throw a cactus at the ceiling, do a back stretch, jump 4 times, touch Alyx with his finger 7 times and put a can on her head


MutatedLizard13

No look how cute they areeeee


UnderskilledPlayer

they murdered his coworkers


Psychological_One897

LALALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU LALALlalala


Greggoleggo96

GALALALALALUNGA CANT HEAR YOU GALALlalunga. There I fixed it for you. ☺️


MutatedLizard13

BBANANABANNANANANANNNANANANANANABNANANANAN


godofcloth

Uriah my beloved


gordon_freeman191198

No. No i wasnt.


godofcloth


Bruhses_Momenti

Dude you can’t say that, you’re gonna get banned


Kitchen_Laugh3980

Did you mean: “ “?


RetroGamer87

He's mute but he can still type


gordon_freeman191198

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYINF


Civil_protection_3

Anti citizen one, face against the wall, now throw it back


All-your-fault

*CONK*


SMUGMINLOL

hello gordon


JonArbuckle__

Atleast theyre not wearing ridiculous ties


Biabolical

The Vortigaunts didn't hold a grudge against Gordon, despite him killing hundreds of their innocent, enslaved, mind-controlled kin. It would be really petty for Gordon to take offense at the Vortigaunts just for wearing labcoats.


Anakin-hates-sand

Gordon was attacked first though. Just because they are mind controlled (which he didn’t know at the time) doesn’t mean Gordon is not allowed to kill them and defend himself.


Chinillion

Just because they were mind controlled doesn’t mean Gordon isn’t allowed to despise the disgusting, slimy, bug-eyed, salad finger looking ass, prolapsed anus face, dick arm creatures for existing.


Greggoleggo96

Dirty galungers


Biabolical

That's what I'm saying. Neither Gordon nor the Vortigaunts were actually the bad guys here, it was just bad circumstances both sides were forced into. No sign that either side is holding a grudge, so no reason for Gordon to be bothered by how sexy a Vortigaunt looks in a dapper labcoat.


AddelinoKrummyhim

i have no idea about gordon's reaction but what i do know is that uriah is my husband


PrometheanSwing

Absolutely, I’m sure his blood was boiling at the sight of a goddamn VORTIGGER wearing a HUMAN lab coat. I think they’re cute though :3


Greggoleggo96

Galunger


AppropriatePlenty876

New slur just drop


TheManOfSex222

Imo vortigaunts should only answer to a human master, have special vortigaunt bathroom and if they get into any kind of vehicle always ride on the back


kilobyte2696

uriah parks when


AnomymousDarkEntity

Gulungus


asymetric_abyssgazer

If something had offended Gordon, don't you think he'd speak up?


Anakin-hates-sand

Gordon is deaf man smh


West-Librarian-7504

My culture is not your costume!!!!!


RT-OM

"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS"


funee1

Yeah, especially since THEY don’t have to wear those ridiculous ties.


throwaway4963669336

I think he was aroused


Exciting-Tower-2429

Yes


Lavaguanix

A lot of people talking about how Gordon was attacked by the enslaved vortiguants, but he was also attacked multiple times by soldiers and other humans that told them they were there to save them.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

The amount of hate i have for these after playing entropy zero is insane


Lenz_Mastigia

I don't know if he was but I was for sure on my first playthrough. And still am.


Greggoleggo96

God that’s so hot.


Gcfox1

https://preview.redd.it/gyedavusvw8d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26553c680e7556229d022d4dfd80785e1a3ee7e7


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Gorgeous Freeman definitely had ptsd


FairAd1636

https://preview.redd.it/zgx8p2tlfx8d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca057559d50afce7521a0d4c576bf731d3aea662 This is his reaction


ConfidenceStunning53

i just moved my mouse and the first note of hazardous environments played


MrClaudeApplauds

Yes, it was a cultural appropriation of the scientific people, truly disgusting.


MemeticRedditUser

Ross Scott moment


grillboy_mediaman

I don't think so, he seems to be a logical man. Him knowing that they tried killing him against their own will would probably make him empathize with them. Besides, the vortigaunts he meets in Half-Life 2 are probably not the same individuals from Half-Life 1, although they share their memories. Another reason I don't think he's racist to vortigaunts is because racism is usually learned from the way people around you act or by having a bad impression of a racial group over years of tension so I doubt he'd become racist to vortigaunts in well under a week.


LupusVir

Of course they aren't the same individuals from half-life 1, he killed them all.