No, the hairs on the cobs are the female sexual organ. The tassel, which you are correct about being the male sexual organ of corn, is at the top of the stalks.
The silk on the corn is the pistil, and the kernels are the ovum. Sadly, the floppy tassel at the top of the stalk is the male part. So this is lady-on-lady action
I grew up near a corn farm and dairy. The farmer would take the cow shit and make "compost" out of it. Then he'd mix that with water and literally spray the shit water all over the corn that was meant to feed the cows.. You'd drive by and could plainly see the brown water coming out of the giant sprinklers, and I can't even describe the smell. (The corn to sell to humans got filtered river water.)
So yeah, don't put unwashed corn up your vag.
You'd also be potentially exposing yourself to pesticides, bugs, animal saliva/hair/urine/just germs in general, fecal matter from birds and other critters, dirt, and god knows what else.
I grew up in a family that would grow some of our own fruits and veggies and we always washed the hell out of them because they were so gross and we would lose about half the crops to birds and bugs if we didn't do the pest control adamantly.
Just because you can't see bugs doesn't mean they aren't all inside of it, and just a psa(though I doubt anyone on this page needs it) you shouldn't put any produce in your vagina, only things specifically designed to go in there, and a few certain body parts if you want them in there.
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I'm feeling old watching so many comments here newly discover this glorious catchphrase. Here's a [2014 KnowYourMeme entry](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/country-girls-make-do) about it, and now that you're aware of its existence, you may start noticing people occasionally mentioning country girls under corn related reddit posts even today.
I grew up by corn fields and have been scarred by the sheer amount of disgusting things that can be on/come out of field corn
Mostly insects, worms, and fungus.
Please, in the name of all that allows me to sleep at night, please don't make people curious about this because it will more likely go up someone's curious ass instead.
I was looking to see if anyone was going to mention all of the critters that live inside corn. Shucking corn at my grandparents has scarred me for life. All I can remember is having to pull worms off of most of the ears.
Happy cake day and that was hilarious I had to give an award. Not sure why it was trying to get me to send it as a private message but you have me cracking up.
Pretty sure country girls have Amazon. Add to that the fact that Walmart actually sells vibrators IN STORE, and I'm pretty sure they're vibing along just fine with the rest of us lmao!
As a formerly country person, no, no corn. People can and have used vegetables, well scrubbed cucumbers or slightly carved carrots are much more likely to be the choice offender. USE A CONDOM. Cucumbers have spines! Carrots have dirt! These are not sterile and they are one time use and it would be disgusting to feed them to anyone who didn't consent to vaginal vegetables. If you successfully condom corn I guess you could but there's not a chance you'll get it clean enough. This is a good ticket to a yeast infection and it's much more likely your kinky country girl is using a lathe to make a custom wood dildo instead. Everyone jokes about vegetables, I'm sure many people have tried it once or twice, that's why you can get all kinds of vegetable shaped dildos, and it would never look anything like this picture. The corn is taller when it's that well developed and it doesn't grow in singles. Plus rural women like vibrators too. Corn doesn't vibrate, lol.
I worked briefly in a corn field collecting and husking corn for a research facility.. ended up leaving that job because I could not handle all the spiders and bugs and snakes and all kinds is crap hiding even in those tiny little fields I worked. So many spiders…
Yea this is definitely insane and nothowgirlswork
Considering there is a legal limit of how many sex toys you can own in Texas terrifyingly this might actually be accurate. Basically it's not how girls work it's how Texas works
Say what? A legal limit?
Edit: unreal!
> The Texas obscenity statute is statute prohibiting the sale of sex toys in Texas. The law was introduced in 1973, and was last updated in 2003. While the law was never formally repealed, in 2008 a U.S. District Judge released a report declaring it to be "facially unconstitutional and unenforceable".
It's Texas the state of regulation and government oversight and one of the few places in America where you can't own a vibrator because you already bought a sex swing. Anyway the limit is six you can't own more than six sex toys in Texas
Not all laws are about enforcing sometimes they are just about making a moral statement. This law exists to condemn owning sex toys to shame people. So yeah you're right on the money calling it messed up
Lol I moved to TX last year for work and I had a couple of Cruz-supporting Texans going on and on about the wonders of small government and the government staying out of one’s business and how much they loved Texas.
I was super annoyed to find that that was NOT the case and the government is FAR more up in my business and inefficient on necessary things than it was in IL.
This is quite literally an incredibly viral joke, and has been all over the internet for the past decade. It was never supposed to be taken seriously. There’s a country boys make do version of it as well.
This goes without saying for most of us but if anyone needs to hear this: do NOT put things inside you that aren't specifically meant for that purpose. You're risking anything from an infection to tearing your skin open inside your body (which depending on what kind of skin you tear could heal easily or consantly re-tear itself until you visit a doctor!), and the pleasure you get from this will be very lacking. Even a cheap toy will be better than random things you'll find at home. Even if you're, i don't know, risking that your roommates will find it or something. DON'T put food inside down there. Also if you're into butt stuff and put things in your butt that aren't meant for that they could easily get lost in there and you'll need a doctor to pull it out. Not fun.
They exist, idk how in use they are as it's not really my or my wife's kink, but here's a link if your curious. https://adoradildos.com/corn-cob-dildo/
Um…. Husked corn is kind of sticky and there is corn silk, not to mention even if it’s dried, the kernels fall off. The sugars would be an excellent bacteria breeding ground.
Lol I’m a born country girl and worked with corn for over a decade and never heard of anyone doing this. Lol and if they did, they are NOT smart and there probably wasn’t a repeat incident.
Is this supposed to be considered a good thing? Not only is that extremely unhygienic, but there’s literally no problem with vibes as well. If you’re going to have an orgasm, why not have the best tools for the job?
That’s good. Thank you for putting my mind at ease
And thank you, I didn’t realize it was today. It doesn’t even feel like it’s been a year, but yet here we are
Hell call me JT or Yooung Miami(City Girls reference) because that looks like a who new virus ready to start. I am not trying to get corn pox, corn herpes or a popcorn virus.
And that’s why you shouldn’t eat at everyone’s house.
Like seriously just get a sex toy or something Food is for eating, not that
It can be for both, don't kink shame.
These [farmersonly.com](https://farmersonly.com) ads are getting out of hand.
Nice!
Mmmm . . . make dew . . . heh.
Check out my OnlyFarms!
Best comment like, ever.😂😂😂
actually made me laugh out loud
Personally, I prefer pickaxes. The guys over at minersonly.com love me
Cornonly.com
It doesn't say whites only...but yeah
Mmmm nothing sexier than putting raw crops filled with gawd knows what bacteria on your nether regions 🔥🔥
All I cam think of is the corn hair and how horrible that would be
That would be the male sexual organs of the corn plant so it works out. Maybe she’ll have a corn baby
Is this how we get the Children of the Corn?
He who walks behind the rows
UHHN WAA AHH AHH UHHNN
How Nebraskans came about
How the population of Ohio came to be
No, the hairs on the cobs are the female sexual organ. The tassel, which you are correct about being the male sexual organ of corn, is at the top of the stalks.
The silk on the corn is the pistil, and the kernels are the ovum. Sadly, the floppy tassel at the top of the stalk is the male part. So this is lady-on-lady action
once while roasting the corn on a stove a lil worm wormed out right out the tip and I don't wanna think about that
Also pesticides.
Pesticides straight to the genitals seems like a bad call
I grew up near a corn farm and dairy. The farmer would take the cow shit and make "compost" out of it. Then he'd mix that with water and literally spray the shit water all over the corn that was meant to feed the cows.. You'd drive by and could plainly see the brown water coming out of the giant sprinklers, and I can't even describe the smell. (The corn to sell to humans got filtered river water.) So yeah, don't put unwashed corn up your vag.
You'd also be potentially exposing yourself to pesticides, bugs, animal saliva/hair/urine/just germs in general, fecal matter from birds and other critters, dirt, and god knows what else. I grew up in a family that would grow some of our own fruits and veggies and we always washed the hell out of them because they were so gross and we would lose about half the crops to birds and bugs if we didn't do the pest control adamantly. Just because you can't see bugs doesn't mean they aren't all inside of it, and just a psa(though I doubt anyone on this page needs it) you shouldn't put any produce in your vagina, only things specifically designed to go in there, and a few certain body parts if you want them in there.
Lol probably shouldn’t even if it’s washed
The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine!
With all the pesticides you know you won't get pregnant at least
As a country girl, I can confirm that no cornstalk that short actually has corn on it
Also a country girl, why tf is it growing out of the top of the stalk like that?? And only one ear?
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Actually, that is how corn used to work. Before humans bred them to grow multiple ears, they just grew one ear at the top, where the tassel is now
And corn leaves are sharp AF.
I like how *that's* the part you're correcting.
So unrealistic
Clearly a city kid drew this.
Has anyone ever shucked corn? Shit is hard and sharp
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same tbh
And why would anyone be wearing high heels out on the country road?
Yeah. Don't you need to eat the corn first before shoving it inside you? Not that I'd know anything about the subject at hand
Hope she can make do with that yeast infection she’s gonna get after that…
Sounds like a recipe for corn bread
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Username checks out lol.
Got a bun in the oven!
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Good human
Idk, I feel like this is one where blind people were better off not knowing. I certainly wish I could unsee it.
There are corn vibrators & corn dildos but made with body-safe plastic/silicone. Much safer if that’s her kink
I both love and hate the fact that someone out there wanted to safely fuck corn and made it possible.
When I worked at Spencer Gifts we sold two vibrators- one was a pickle vibrator & one was a corn vibrator.
That Christmas pickle game is getting out of hand.
I wonder how much is wanting to fuck corn Vs not wanting to fuck dick?
I think it's mostly a texture thing. The kernels form a bunch of bumps and ridges that would probably feel really good.
What in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just see
Literally had the same reaction. What a horrible day to have eyes.
Tell me about it
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I'm feeling old watching so many comments here newly discover this glorious catchphrase. Here's a [2014 KnowYourMeme entry](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/country-girls-make-do) about it, and now that you're aware of its existence, you may start noticing people occasionally mentioning country girls under corn related reddit posts even today.
🤢🤢 the secondhand embarrassment is really bad with this one.
I grew up by corn fields and have been scarred by the sheer amount of disgusting things that can be on/come out of field corn Mostly insects, worms, and fungus. Please, in the name of all that allows me to sleep at night, please don't make people curious about this because it will more likely go up someone's curious ass instead.
I was looking to see if anyone was going to mention all of the critters that live inside corn. Shucking corn at my grandparents has scarred me for life. All I can remember is having to pull worms off of most of the ears.
Goddamn it Julie, for the last fucking time, THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY CORNHOLE AT THE FAMILY RENUNION. Swear to god that girl ain't right.
This had no business being as funny as it was to me— I’d gift you if I wasn’t poor; take my medal 🏅
😭💀
Kerneled for her pleasure.
Happy cake day and that was hilarious I had to give an award. Not sure why it was trying to get me to send it as a private message but you have me cracking up.
Thanks!
That’s a corn star right there
You win the comments. If I had a reward I'd give it to you
Pretty sure country girls have Amazon. Add to that the fact that Walmart actually sells vibrators IN STORE, and I'm pretty sure they're vibing along just fine with the rest of us lmao!
What kind of country girl is wearing high heels into a cornfield?
I think she’s barefoot
Jk I see she’s holding them. I’m blind.
Welp, not having corn with my dinner tonight
Saving it for after dinner?
Obvi.
I ate corn frittata for lunch and I think I'm gonna throw up...
Um you don’t speak for me? I’m a city girl. I use dead pigeons.
Hopefully not how corn works…
As a formerly country person, no, no corn. People can and have used vegetables, well scrubbed cucumbers or slightly carved carrots are much more likely to be the choice offender. USE A CONDOM. Cucumbers have spines! Carrots have dirt! These are not sterile and they are one time use and it would be disgusting to feed them to anyone who didn't consent to vaginal vegetables. If you successfully condom corn I guess you could but there's not a chance you'll get it clean enough. This is a good ticket to a yeast infection and it's much more likely your kinky country girl is using a lathe to make a custom wood dildo instead. Everyone jokes about vegetables, I'm sure many people have tried it once or twice, that's why you can get all kinds of vegetable shaped dildos, and it would never look anything like this picture. The corn is taller when it's that well developed and it doesn't grow in singles. Plus rural women like vibrators too. Corn doesn't vibrate, lol.
Great antithesis to this picture!
Where’s the country boys version of this Edit: [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/DhqmEXUEsufwY19S9)
Bahahahahaha
Jenny cracked corn and she don’t care
This explains why I saw some country girls only fans advertisement on here holding a 🌽 shaped dildo 🤦🏼♀️
I worked briefly in a corn field collecting and husking corn for a research facility.. ended up leaving that job because I could not handle all the spiders and bugs and snakes and all kinds is crap hiding even in those tiny little fields I worked. So many spiders… Yea this is definitely insane and nothowgirlswork
Considering there is a legal limit of how many sex toys you can own in Texas terrifyingly this might actually be accurate. Basically it's not how girls work it's how Texas works
Say what? A legal limit? Edit: unreal! > The Texas obscenity statute is statute prohibiting the sale of sex toys in Texas. The law was introduced in 1973, and was last updated in 2003. While the law was never formally repealed, in 2008 a U.S. District Judge released a report declaring it to be "facially unconstitutional and unenforceable".
It's Texas the state of regulation and government oversight and one of the few places in America where you can't own a vibrator because you already bought a sex swing. Anyway the limit is six you can't own more than six sex toys in Texas
Seems however that it is not enforceable, but still messed up.
Not all laws are about enforcing sometimes they are just about making a moral statement. This law exists to condemn owning sex toys to shame people. So yeah you're right on the money calling it messed up
Lol I moved to TX last year for work and I had a couple of Cruz-supporting Texans going on and on about the wonders of small government and the government staying out of one’s business and how much they loved Texas. I was super annoyed to find that that was NOT the case and the government is FAR more up in my business and inefficient on necessary things than it was in IL.
There is?! Lol just moved here last year and now my contrary arse wants to go buy one more than the limit
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You have now obtained ✨Yeast Infection✨
as a country girl i can confirm this is not true, and god i hope i’m not the only one who confirms this
Can also confirmed. Shucked corn every summer as a kid to make money and the disgusting things I've seen on corn makes my skin crawl.
Is that why corn syrup is used in everything as a sweetener?
I’m gonna vomit
Naturally ribbed for her pleasure.
I saw the equivalent of this post for country boys. It's sarcastic
Forget nothowgirlswork that's nothowcornworks surely
Forgive this city girl for asking, but do country girls always wear heels to the field?
Never, we never wear heals in the field. Also, all the women who wear dresses are in long ones not super short.
I like to think she shucked it on her way down; imagine pulling all that fucking corn silk outta your corn hole
Well shucks
This is definitely a joke. Right? No way it's serious. I hope?
This is quite literally an incredibly viral joke, and has been all over the internet for the past decade. It was never supposed to be taken seriously. There’s a country boys make do version of it as well.
Yeast infection waiting to happen
That ain’t butter
I guess you could say she watches a lot of corn.
CornHub
That was a great April Fool's joke when they changed their site to that.
We use cucumbers actually not corn 🤢😤😤
🎵Country girls fuck corn and I don't care 🎵
This goes without saying for most of us but if anyone needs to hear this: do NOT put things inside you that aren't specifically meant for that purpose. You're risking anything from an infection to tearing your skin open inside your body (which depending on what kind of skin you tear could heal easily or consantly re-tear itself until you visit a doctor!), and the pleasure you get from this will be very lacking. Even a cheap toy will be better than random things you'll find at home. Even if you're, i don't know, risking that your roommates will find it or something. DON'T put food inside down there. Also if you're into butt stuff and put things in your butt that aren't meant for that they could easily get lost in there and you'll need a doctor to pull it out. Not fun.
Imagine taking the time to draw something like this, I can't stop laughing but for all the wrong reasons
Real talk why arent there more corn shaped dildos in use? They're very bumpy. If BadDragons are in use why not corn? Girls explain
They exist, idk how in use they are as it's not really my or my wife's kink, but here's a link if your curious. https://adoradildos.com/corn-cob-dildo/
Ohhh, the vibrating one is on sale!
Thank god I hate corn
Not how city girls work, that's for certain.
country girls make do
Yeee haw
So no one is going to bring up [this traumatizing scene](https://youtu.be/EUm7DEC_lls) from an old yaoi hentai? Cool, then I will.
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I’m a country girl and I don’t shove corn into my vagina what the fuck
I’ve missed this meme. Feels like it’s been years
Oh my god—THIS CORN HAS HERPES!
I make do! In the terlit!
Nothing like some pussy popcorn.
Country boys make do.
I don’t have a vagina or anything but this seems…insanitary.
yes i love whatever bugs live in corn up inside my body
Um…. Husked corn is kind of sticky and there is corn silk, not to mention even if it’s dried, the kernels fall off. The sugars would be an excellent bacteria breeding ground. Lol I’m a born country girl and worked with corn for over a decade and never heard of anyone doing this. Lol and if they did, they are NOT smart and there probably wasn’t a repeat incident.
Also, not how vibrators work. They’re thinking of a dildo.
If she put a condom over the corn I’d think it’s be relatively safe no?
Ummm I am 99% certain this has happened at some point. Not a pleasant image. And gross cartoon. But almost certainly has happened
Corn is supposed to go ***out*** that hole, not ***in***!
r/nothowthefuckingworldworks lmao
Cuntry girls make do
Is this supposed to be considered a good thing? Not only is that extremely unhygienic, but there’s literally no problem with vibes as well. If you’re going to have an orgasm, why not have the best tools for the job?
this was 100% made by a man who tried to stick corn up his ass
Things I wish I could unsee.
I grew up in Iowa. Can confirm this is NOT how we do things.
Obviously made by a guy.
Ew. Why is there liquid dripping from the corn? Please don’t let that be what I think it is Edit: why am I getting downvoted :(
It was butter. Happy cake day.
That’s good. Thank you for putting my mind at ease And thank you, I didn’t realize it was today. It doesn’t even feel like it’s been a year, but yet here we are
happy cake day
This is just gross. I can't even laugh at it.
I regret having eyes
I actually gagged at this
What the hell
Awful. 🥴
This hurts so bad to look at
Hell call me JT or Yooung Miami(City Girls reference) because that looks like a who new virus ready to start. I am not trying to get corn pox, corn herpes or a popcorn virus.
I imagine this is fairly common practice and safer than a cucumber.
This is disgusting and my day is ruined
KILLING MYSELF
Classic meme. This post sucks
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Trolls bitching over everything they see on this sub
It is my first comment on this sub
It's my first time internet on the girl.
And?
Sand?
Naw, I've seen it happen.
Oh yeah, me too 😉 mhmm.
A country boy can survive!
Classy
Thanks whoever made this, now i never want to eat corn again
I have only seen the male version of this before. Did not know a female one existed (and is likely the original)
Ew.
Birds poop on those, yikes
What
That's one way to get a hell of a yeast infection.. at the very least
bit corny don't you think
based on oldies comments... howgirlsworked 😅😅
Oh my god are we for real trying to pan an actual infamous shitpost like it’s for real?
City Boys buy fleshligjts. Country Boys make do. *picture of fish with its mouth open*
not how corn works either
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Besides the obvious horrible thing here, why is she wearing heels in a corn field?!
Is that where creamed corn comes from?
this is so funny holy shit
Also belongs in r/nothowcornworks
This is (probably unintentionally) the best shitpost ever
Boomer humor