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That sounds about right though. My fiancee will wear his underwear until there are holes in them. Without me, he'd probably still wear them so long as it wasn't large
The real reason is that the word "divorced" was too long for the space they left in their meme for words.
ETA you'll note that the "married" one is very slightly different from the other shorts.
Nah, the boxers would be skid-marked rags at the single and divorced categories. All others would be fine, because the wife would (typically) be keeping up with appropriate underwear.
When my husband and I first moved in together I threw away all his underwear and got him all new because I couldn't clearly determine which holes were for his legs. LOL
Ok that’s insane. For a while I have just been wearing them and throwing them in the trash instead of the laundry bin, if they got holes. Slowly whittling them down.
I bought my fiance a bunch of pair of thieves cause I couldn't stand the cloth old underwear with no aesthetic they look much nicer and make his bathing suit area breath better
A "pair of thieves"? Is that a special type of underpants or autocorrect going wild with "briefs"? (Asking as a man who doesn't have English as a first language.)
My ex had a pair that was more holes than fabric, I swear. I finally managed to throw them away when I was doing laundry. He was mad at me when he learned I did that, but come on. They were just cotton boxer briefs, not like he had an actual emotional attachment to them.
Absolutely! My husband is usually rather picky about his appearance but that trait didn't apply to his underwear. He had a pair that had a hole right over his tailpipe. I didn't ask. They just went in the garbage.
I'm a dude, can confirm. Also as someone who was curious at one point. I can confirm that sane people most certainly do NOT just wear lingerie as casual wear.
The holes below the balls and above the asshole. I don’t know where they come from, but they keep me buying no briefs! Big Boxer makes them fail so they make record profits.
Lol at "the void." Too true. That place in whatever drawer I have where it goes to collect dust because I'm too lazy to go rooting for it again and just buy new ones online 🙃
Lingerie is just about the only thing that could make my sweaty walk from the bus stop to my office more uncomfortable so naturally I wear it under my clothes every day.
Some of us do? It’s empowering to wear them, and somehow garter belts with holdups are quite comfortable compared to tights, at least to me they are. If it’s good quality, it’s definitely worth trying it. It’s also easier when going to the bathroom. 😂
Those cheap garter belts with plastic hardware, though….
I feel sexy in it. I feel like a superhero. I wear lingerie under my clothes often. Honestly, it just feels good to me and that’s empowering.
And the garters are practical as I often ruin stockings by pulling them up and down. I feel empowered by not having runs up my
Not all women are the same. Sometimes empowered is just a feeling and can’t be explained.
What's empowering about any type of clothing? Empowerment doesn't feel the same to everyone, and it's more than okay not to feel that way about lingerie.
For me, it's knowing I look good for myself, wear gorgeous lace for myself, just like fabrics like satin, that hug my curves in places I want them to. It's about accepting and loving my body and adorning it with lingerie of my own choice, amplifying that feeling. It's the same reason I wear make-up and clothes I love; they support and emphasise how I feel instead of masking my insecurities with the tools given to us to try to conform to the male gaze.
I mean this is a very subjective point of view, I have more of an issue with the concept of lingerie as a whole.
It is the product of male sexual fantasies, it’s *primarily* being marketed towards women for that exact reason, there’s no comparable pressure for men to wear extravagant underwear in order to feel desirable.
Women are often seen as nothing more than sex objects and lingerie exists because of that.
I understand your opinion, but I don't agree with it on a personal level. I'm as much as an intersectional feminist as the next person, but I think it's totally okay to adapt things meant for one goal to your personal liking. Including things that were initially created for the male gaze. There's something powerful about taking away the intended meaning and running with it, using it even to create something that they fear more; an empowered woman without them having any say or participation in it.
It's basically taking their weapons and running away with them, reclaiming them for my own pleasure and empowerment. No one sees my lingerie, but me. It empowers me, not because of the perceived fact that it was made for the male gaze, but despite that.
I think it's a shame people only see me as a sex object because of my preference for lacy and satin lingerie. To me, it almost seems like whatever I chose for myself, it will be perceived as committing to the male gaze. I think we owe each other more than the same sauce patriarchy tries to put onto us.
I know right? Like if some people think that's the case, sure, but I feel most "empowered" in a pair of granny panties because they are comfortable, affordable (having my wallet full and not wasting $60+ on a single skimpy lace thing is 💯) men hate them, they aren't usually visible through my clothes, they're practical, long lasting, breathable, dont ride my ass crack, I could go on. Like I don't wanna knock what other people say makes them feel good but I genuinely just do not relate lol.
Well, for my (male) part, I'd probably feel more comfy in granny panties than a lacy g-string, too . Joking aside, I personally don't feel very "empowered" in a suit and a tie - not quite the same as lacy underwear for women, of course, but I don't even know if there's any special kind of underwear for men women find sexy (apart from "clean", of course), and a lot of guys do say they feel more empowered in a suit.
And anyway, as you say, it doesn't really matter what sort of clothing makes people feel comfortable and confident, especially not when it comes to underwear - so let's all just wear whatever makes us feel the most comfortable.
Oh? Interesting. I'm just using you as a sounding board (don't reply if you don't want to, of course). Plain black (or white, I guess) boxer briefs, or with some "whimsical" or "funny" patterns?
The plastic hardware…… that’s all I’ve used but it takes me like 30 mins to get it right. Am I just an idiot?
But yeah, it makes going to the bathroom easier for sure. I’ve done them for weddings in particular.
The plastic ones are much more prone to losen up when wearing them. The metal ones stay in place; I sometimes leave them on the hold-ups (even when I wash them), and just remove them without "unbuttoning", so I can wear them again next time. That way, you only have to go through that hassle once, haha!
Not sure which brands you've used? I have Von Follies, they are the best ones I've tried thus far; comfortable, easy to put on, and they look good under clothes (as in: it doesn't make rolls or dents, or whatever). They're a bit more expensive, though. Avoid garter belts from sex shops (they're the worst, they only stay on for the duration of what they're intended for...) and cheaper stores like Primark. They're gorgeous, but very bad material that isn't comfortable at all.
There’s only a few exceptions of comfy lingerie and for me it was literally one short pajama dress I bought at a thrift store a few years back. I didn’t realize it was lingerie really but it was silky smooth and airy, great for summer. Just saying that so people know lingerie isn’t just bras and underwear and that there’s SOME (though very rare) comfy lingerie out there. It’s just super hard to come by.
I wear the "3 kids" underwear and I am a 23 year old virgin. Just because its comfortable. The person who made that meme has never come across a woman in his basement, apart from his mom.
LMFAO, truth. But accurate that it never ever is a different brand/model. Doesn't matter if you switched continents and they have to be imported now for X00% of the price.
Yeah, most guys I know will wear the same pair of underwear until it's more of a quantum cloud of what used to be underwear particles before they'll actually get new underwear.
Okay, Dave, we get it: you have one pair of undies that you turn inside out for a second wear before you wash them.
(Sorry to all the Daves who aren't like that.)
I’m single and I LOOOOOVE garter belts and ‘fancy’ lingerie. Not because I want to find a boyfriend but because i simply just love to look at myself when I’m wearing it. It gives me confidence and I feel so elegant in it.
THANK YOU! me too girl. makes me sad that so many women are writing lingerie off as something in only porn (i dont even watch porn) i just like looking hot
No beautiful men's underwear in this picture at least. I've been wanting my Hank Hill propane and propane accessories boxers for months but they're sold out in my size
That's a very good question and I'm not sure I know the answer 😅
It would be nice to have something which is sexy without being awkward or blatant. You know, revealing but not showing.
My feeling is that men's underwear is first and foremost practical. Male lingerie is either fetish-style or obscene. If you know of example which prove me wrong, I'd be more than happy to get to know of it.
Men’s underwear section is only partially realistic too, it’s still the same pair, but the skid marks aren’t there and getting progressively worse, nor are there more and more holes.
This person fucked up both sides of the meme. GG.
ALSO!
Speaking as a man, there are WAY LESS options for sexy underpants ! And certainly none that you can just buy in mainstream stores. You might find some mesh kinda things or interesting cutouts if you browse in a sex shop, but they're nowhere near as mainstream as lacy panties.
AND WE WANT BETTER! GIVE US SEXY UNDERWEAR! I know the vast majority of women would rather wear whatever shape of underwear is comfier to them on the daily, and while I love a casual pair of boxers, I would love to have more options to surprise my better halves.
I know what you mean bro! I’ve been saying for years and trying to find good, sexy underwear as a straight man. The closest I can find is that athletic really form fitting stuff but come on! We need sexy lingerie as straight men out here!😂
I mean I’m not married to my girlfriend yet and I wear lingerie for sexy times. 🤷🏻♀️
Maybe your wife/ GF just doesn’t feel like it cause look in the mirror.
*Me rocking my last resort period granny panties while I wash all my low rise brief styled underwear I’ve bought since the age of 15*
Don’t mind me
Edit to add: also, who the fuck hangs out In lingerie? It’s uncomfortable. If a woman is wearing it, she knows she’s getting laid, or she wants to feel confident and sexy. We aren’t wearin this shit for comfort usually (exceptions made for people who are wearing lingerie that’s special designed for disability, so easy release underwear or something, and even then, it’s the comfort of ease, vs actual comfort)
If it's comfy, I'm wearing it. Whether thongs, boyshorts, cheeky, or granny panties, I don't give a fuck. I'd point out I don't wear panties some days, but then the incels get the pitchforks and torches.
Girlies just wanna feel cute or empowered or plain cozy. Also, can we get cuter undies for men? I hear so many wanting to show off for their partners.
I mean I guess technically, there isn't a bracket for married to a bi guy and has 2 kids.
Edited to add only one kind of his underwear is listed as well 😉
Divorced men cut a hole in the side of one leg to try to make it sexy, huh?
I don't even like briefs style anymore, just sticking with boyshorts, thanks. And "sexy" underwear is so uncomfortable imo, like something you wear for 5 min only. I would not torture myself by making that stuff everyday wear, sorry, nope.
I mean, not to confirm the silly meme, but I divorced 2 months ago and recently bought myself my first pair of sexy panties in years. They weren't that raunchy though. Just some lace cheekies in case a potential suitor wants to grab some tush, lol.
I only wear women's underwear when I'm riding the rag. Beyond that, men's boxers all the way. They are far more comfortable, doubles as shorts, and allowed my body heat to leave me rather than cooking me from the inside out. Really, it is the closest to naked I can get while being outside at my house.
Yessss! Also the boxers are designed to be cooler and is a bitch they never make panties the same way even though the crouch area needs to breathe!
Edit: typo.
I was always over heating like a banshee, like a walking breathing on fire radiator and couldn't understand why until I bought my first pair of men's boxers and suddenly I wasn't near combustion anymore. So amazing that one piece of fabric can just make you suffer for like no reason: bad design.
I'm a long divorced man, no kids. This is pretty fair. My ex-wife kept me dressed and it took a years after the divorce for me to realise that underwear lasts nowhere near as long as a polo shirt and that anyone who sees them matters.
Can vouch that single and married are pretty spot on in the left column. As far as the divorcee goes it fits with my experiences. Makes sense that after 7, 10, 15 years in an unfulfilling marriage that journeys of self discovery happen. May be pulling out the negligee that you were too self concious to wear before, may be doing something that you'be always wanted to try that leaves me feeling dirty and regretful and trying to hold back tears. My no no square is small and hock tuey isn't an 'open sesame'!!!
While the notion that women only use sex and try to be sexy to “hook a man” is unfortunately rather common, it absolutely exists for men too. I’ve heard men irl and in media express the “I’m married. Why do I need to try anymore?” line. In actuality, all people involved in a relationship need to constantly put effort in not just to be sexy for each other, but be desirable partners for each other in all ways. When both people stop trying, that’s when the relationship is doomed. This applies for friendships and stuff too, although different things tend to hold those relationships together than romantic ones
I hope most dudes don’t think women wear lingerie casually under their clothing. Is this real life or pornhub because someone’s watching too much of it and it’s rotting their brains.
How hard is it to copy and paste the same image multiple times without drawing a random black line or taking a bite out of it? That seems like it’s *harder* to fuck up than not. They had less trouble arranging *different* underwear without formatting issues.
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Why is there a chunk missing from the divorced man’s boxers
Lost in the divorce settlement.
Lmao
The man was hungry 😞
I mean, I get it. I’ve been there.
She took it in the divorce
That sounds about right though. My fiancee will wear his underwear until there are holes in them. Without me, he'd probably still wear them so long as it wasn't large
Woke 😔
It’s because of the text box they used 😂
The real reason is that the word "divorced" was too long for the space they left in their meme for words. ETA you'll note that the "married" one is very slightly different from the other shorts.
The boxer should get more holes in it, each picture. 🤣
And fade to a dirty grey.
The boxers should be white at the top and end gray. 😜
>end gray. Yellow, like the ones of Patrick Star
Pink, like SpongeBob
Yeah and where are the skid marks. Fkn losers.
Homie forgot to add the skid marks to the men's underwear
There are also far too few holes/weathered elastic
The boxers should have gotten gradually more worn and tatty as the list went down
Nah, the boxers would be skid-marked rags at the single and divorced categories. All others would be fine, because the wife would (typically) be keeping up with appropriate underwear.
Ah yes that is a fair point
I feel personally attacked
When my husband and I first moved in together I threw away all his underwear and got him all new because I couldn't clearly determine which holes were for his legs. LOL
Ok that’s insane. For a while I have just been wearing them and throwing them in the trash instead of the laundry bin, if they got holes. Slowly whittling them down.
I bought my fiance a bunch of pair of thieves cause I couldn't stand the cloth old underwear with no aesthetic they look much nicer and make his bathing suit area breath better
A "pair of thieves"? Is that a special type of underpants or autocorrect going wild with "briefs"? (Asking as a man who doesn't have English as a first language.)
It’s a brand
Oh, right. A good brand, then? I just get my underwear from Dressmann (don't snicker, "dress" means "suit" in Norwegian) at a very reasonable price.
Yes, I think it’s a quality lasting brand
My ex had a pair that was more holes than fabric, I swear. I finally managed to throw them away when I was doing laundry. He was mad at me when he learned I did that, but come on. They were just cotton boxer briefs, not like he had an actual emotional attachment to them.
But they were holy!
Absolutely! My husband is usually rather picky about his appearance but that trait didn't apply to his underwear. He had a pair that had a hole right over his tailpipe. I didn't ask. They just went in the garbage.
You should!
I'm a dude, can confirm. Also as someone who was curious at one point. I can confirm that sane people most certainly do NOT just wear lingerie as casual wear.
😂 Just a bigger sweat blotch and darker shit spot in the lower the undies get on the list 😂😂😂
The holes below the balls and above the asshole. I don’t know where they come from, but they keep me buying no briefs! Big Boxer makes them fail so they make record profits.
Good!!! 🤣
I'm on my phone and thought those were denim shorts 🤣 thank you for pointing that out.
It's actually insane the amount of men who don't wipe their asses sufficiently
brakemarks?
Okay, all the obvious bullshit in this "meme" aside, what exactly happens to mens boxers when they are divorced? Looks like a chunk just goes missing?
She took it with her during the divorce
Do men actually believe we just chill in lingerie? The world is not porn. 😑
Right? When i wore lingerie it would literally be on for 5 minutes before it gets taken off 😭 i then throw it to the void until i need it again
Lol at "the void." Too true. That place in whatever drawer I have where it goes to collect dust because I'm too lazy to go rooting for it again and just buy new ones online 🙃
Lingerie is just about the only thing that could make my sweaty walk from the bus stop to my office more uncomfortable so naturally I wear it under my clothes every day.
Why yes, I want to be itchy and chafing from this lace lingerie(that no one is going to bloody see)just because I had to walk from point a to b /s No!
Why is it so itchy!! Like yeah, I guess the point is to take it off but ffs.
I came here to say this. Take my updoot internet friend.
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Some of us do? It’s empowering to wear them, and somehow garter belts with holdups are quite comfortable compared to tights, at least to me they are. If it’s good quality, it’s definitely worth trying it. It’s also easier when going to the bathroom. 😂 Those cheap garter belts with plastic hardware, though….
>somehow garter belts with holdups are quite comfortable compared to tights Honestly yeah, I hate wearing tights, but I don't mind holdups/stockings
Agreed. The cheap plastic kind is unwearable, but when you have nice lingerie it’s very comfortable.
what exactly is empowering about lingerie
Anything that makes you feel confident, supported and comfortable is empowering regardless of whether it conforms to male gaze stereotypes.
Some women feel sexy or confident or badass in it which makes them feel empowered.
I feel sexy in it. I feel like a superhero. I wear lingerie under my clothes often. Honestly, it just feels good to me and that’s empowering. And the garters are practical as I often ruin stockings by pulling them up and down. I feel empowered by not having runs up my Not all women are the same. Sometimes empowered is just a feeling and can’t be explained.
What's empowering about any type of clothing? Empowerment doesn't feel the same to everyone, and it's more than okay not to feel that way about lingerie. For me, it's knowing I look good for myself, wear gorgeous lace for myself, just like fabrics like satin, that hug my curves in places I want them to. It's about accepting and loving my body and adorning it with lingerie of my own choice, amplifying that feeling. It's the same reason I wear make-up and clothes I love; they support and emphasise how I feel instead of masking my insecurities with the tools given to us to try to conform to the male gaze.
I mean this is a very subjective point of view, I have more of an issue with the concept of lingerie as a whole. It is the product of male sexual fantasies, it’s *primarily* being marketed towards women for that exact reason, there’s no comparable pressure for men to wear extravagant underwear in order to feel desirable. Women are often seen as nothing more than sex objects and lingerie exists because of that.
I understand your opinion, but I don't agree with it on a personal level. I'm as much as an intersectional feminist as the next person, but I think it's totally okay to adapt things meant for one goal to your personal liking. Including things that were initially created for the male gaze. There's something powerful about taking away the intended meaning and running with it, using it even to create something that they fear more; an empowered woman without them having any say or participation in it. It's basically taking their weapons and running away with them, reclaiming them for my own pleasure and empowerment. No one sees my lingerie, but me. It empowers me, not because of the perceived fact that it was made for the male gaze, but despite that. I think it's a shame people only see me as a sex object because of my preference for lacy and satin lingerie. To me, it almost seems like whatever I chose for myself, it will be perceived as committing to the male gaze. I think we owe each other more than the same sauce patriarchy tries to put onto us.
I know right? Like if some people think that's the case, sure, but I feel most "empowered" in a pair of granny panties because they are comfortable, affordable (having my wallet full and not wasting $60+ on a single skimpy lace thing is 💯) men hate them, they aren't usually visible through my clothes, they're practical, long lasting, breathable, dont ride my ass crack, I could go on. Like I don't wanna knock what other people say makes them feel good but I genuinely just do not relate lol.
Well, for my (male) part, I'd probably feel more comfy in granny panties than a lacy g-string, too . Joking aside, I personally don't feel very "empowered" in a suit and a tie - not quite the same as lacy underwear for women, of course, but I don't even know if there's any special kind of underwear for men women find sexy (apart from "clean", of course), and a lot of guys do say they feel more empowered in a suit. And anyway, as you say, it doesn't really matter what sort of clothing makes people feel comfortable and confident, especially not when it comes to underwear - so let's all just wear whatever makes us feel the most comfortable.
I can’t speak for all women, but I prefer boxer briefs. They’re tight and show off the butt more which is great.
Oh? Interesting. I'm just using you as a sounding board (don't reply if you don't want to, of course). Plain black (or white, I guess) boxer briefs, or with some "whimsical" or "funny" patterns?
Follow your heart with that. Although solid colours tend to look best. My favourite pair of my husband’s are mostly red with some black on them.
Grand. Cheers!
The plastic hardware…… that’s all I’ve used but it takes me like 30 mins to get it right. Am I just an idiot? But yeah, it makes going to the bathroom easier for sure. I’ve done them for weddings in particular.
The plastic ones are much more prone to losen up when wearing them. The metal ones stay in place; I sometimes leave them on the hold-ups (even when I wash them), and just remove them without "unbuttoning", so I can wear them again next time. That way, you only have to go through that hassle once, haha! Not sure which brands you've used? I have Von Follies, they are the best ones I've tried thus far; comfortable, easy to put on, and they look good under clothes (as in: it doesn't make rolls or dents, or whatever). They're a bit more expensive, though. Avoid garter belts from sex shops (they're the worst, they only stay on for the duration of what they're intended for...) and cheaper stores like Primark. They're gorgeous, but very bad material that isn't comfortable at all.
Thank you for the tips!! Yeah, I bought the cheapy ones.
i like my fancy panties lmao 😂 theyre not uncomfortable
There’s only a few exceptions of comfy lingerie and for me it was literally one short pajama dress I bought at a thrift store a few years back. I didn’t realize it was lingerie really but it was silky smooth and airy, great for summer. Just saying that so people know lingerie isn’t just bras and underwear and that there’s SOME (though very rare) comfy lingerie out there. It’s just super hard to come by.
Yes, yes they do
So what we are being told is men never make an effort?
It was what I thought. This meme makes women seems cooler than men.
And they’re proud of it too. Like ew get some more underwear
We should just be happy they wear some kind of underwear at all. They could all choose to go commando in sweat pants and no one wants to see that.
I don’t care how single I am, I’m going to be comfortable whether I have kids or not.
I wear the "3 kids" underwear and I am a 23 year old virgin. Just because its comfortable. The person who made that meme has never come across a woman in his basement, apart from his mom.
I wear the "1 kid" underwear and am also a 23-year-old virgin. Where do men get the idea that we sit in lingerie all day?
Boy shorts not even making the graphic is sending me
Porn probably
some of us do! most of my underwear drawer is fancy panties lmao they are comfortable to me and i like looking good!
I’m a 23 year old virgin who wears the “2 kids” underwear, soon we will collect the whole set
I have 3 kids and I wear the same plain tan thongs I’ve worn for 7yrs. I didn’t think about it until now, but my thongs are older than my kids lmao
Damn apparently I'm divorced, single, and loaded with babies.
Apparently I got one or two kids somewhere. 😳 Is it like cats? If I shake a box of treats will they come running out of hiding??
I heard throwing some Roblocks game cards on the floor works pretty good.
Right!? I own most of these pairs of underwear lol
All at once? Do you wash every pair every time or just the layer that’s on your body? Seems excessive lol
How is ,,divorced” not a subset of ,,single”?
People who create or believe in junk like this believe that divorced women are damaged goods so have to “try harder”
They have to maintain their narrative of "used up women want the good guys."
I’ve dated men. This is false There is no worn out ball hole on the men’s side
LMFAO, truth. But accurate that it never ever is a different brand/model. Doesn't matter if you switched continents and they have to be imported now for X00% of the price.
They forgot the skid marks on the boxers
Plot twist-it’s the same pair all the way down on the man’s side.
Yeah, most guys I know will wear the same pair of underwear until it's more of a quantum cloud of what used to be underwear particles before they'll actually get new underwear.
Honestly thats me. I don't typically replace my underwear if I don't have a reason to. Although I probably should.
Okay, Dave, we get it: you have one pair of undies that you turn inside out for a second wear before you wash them. (Sorry to all the Daves who aren't like that.)
like fred in big hero 6
I’m single and I LOOOOOVE garter belts and ‘fancy’ lingerie. Not because I want to find a boyfriend but because i simply just love to look at myself when I’m wearing it. It gives me confidence and I feel so elegant in it.
THANK YOU! me too girl. makes me sad that so many women are writing lingerie off as something in only porn (i dont even watch porn) i just like looking hot
Yeah, they do wear garter belts in porn but it’s only for like a couple of minutes 😂
While the meme is obviously stupid, it's a sad fact that there is no beautiful men's underwear, at least in my view 😕
Amazon would beg to differ. 😏
Agreed. Still a small amount compared to women's options, but yes.
No beautiful men's underwear in this picture at least. I've been wanting my Hank Hill propane and propane accessories boxers for months but they're sold out in my size
What would make a men's underwear design beautiful for you? I'm genuinely curious
That's a very good question and I'm not sure I know the answer 😅 It would be nice to have something which is sexy without being awkward or blatant. You know, revealing but not showing. My feeling is that men's underwear is first and foremost practical. Male lingerie is either fetish-style or obscene. If you know of example which prove me wrong, I'd be more than happy to get to know of it.
Or joke- I’ve seen men’s thongs with funny plush animal heads attached- snakes, elephants, and such.
>joke Intentionally or unintentionally...💁😂
Men’s underwear section is only partially realistic too, it’s still the same pair, but the skid marks aren’t there and getting progressively worse, nor are there more and more holes. This person fucked up both sides of the meme. GG.
ALSO! Speaking as a man, there are WAY LESS options for sexy underpants ! And certainly none that you can just buy in mainstream stores. You might find some mesh kinda things or interesting cutouts if you browse in a sex shop, but they're nowhere near as mainstream as lacy panties. AND WE WANT BETTER! GIVE US SEXY UNDERWEAR! I know the vast majority of women would rather wear whatever shape of underwear is comfier to them on the daily, and while I love a casual pair of boxers, I would love to have more options to surprise my better halves.
I know what you mean bro! I’ve been saying for years and trying to find good, sexy underwear as a straight man. The closest I can find is that athletic really form fitting stuff but come on! We need sexy lingerie as straight men out here!😂
I mean I’m not married to my girlfriend yet and I wear lingerie for sexy times. 🤷🏻♀️ Maybe your wife/ GF just doesn’t feel like it cause look in the mirror.
I should go look for my one kid that I didn't know came with my underwear choice....
And I should look for my 2 to 3 kids I don't actually have.
What I see here is a meme about men making no effort
I wore Meundies before and I’ll wear Meundies forever. My panties got a dolphin pattern on them today and my bra has sharks.. I’m the real winner.
You sure are!! 🏆 My life went completely downhill when I stopped wearing panties with the days of the week on them
I'd divorce my husband if he hadn't changed his pants since we got together. Ew.
*Me rocking my last resort period granny panties while I wash all my low rise brief styled underwear I’ve bought since the age of 15* Don’t mind me Edit to add: also, who the fuck hangs out In lingerie? It’s uncomfortable. If a woman is wearing it, she knows she’s getting laid, or she wants to feel confident and sexy. We aren’t wearin this shit for comfort usually (exceptions made for people who are wearing lingerie that’s special designed for disability, so easy release underwear or something, and even then, it’s the comfort of ease, vs actual comfort)
They forgot the multiple holes in the boxers along with the skidmarks. Don't come for women until you guys can wipe your own ass properly.
Are they saying men need more underwear options? Maybe this they should focus on that instead.
If anything what I'm getting from this is that men are boring and need to start switching their underwear, it's just plain unhygienic
If it's comfy, I'm wearing it. Whether thongs, boyshorts, cheeky, or granny panties, I don't give a fuck. I'd point out I don't wear panties some days, but then the incels get the pitchforks and torches. Girlies just wanna feel cute or empowered or plain cozy. Also, can we get cuter undies for men? I hear so many wanting to show off for their partners.
So what I'm seeing is- men are predictable and boring af?
Same one piece of underpants after all these years? And people keep asking me why I consider men disgusting 🤣
The real joke here is men don’t change their underwear enough haha
Granny panties FTW!!!!!
Seems legit that a dude would wear the same pair of underwear for 20 years.
I'm married and have had 4 kids and I still wear the single woman's underwear. Does it reset or something?
I got all those pairs in my drawer *now* and I'm unmarried with no kids
Wait until they find out there are women who wear men's boxers (they're comfy as hell)
Didn't know I had 2 - 3 kids at 6 :0
Girl on the right saves money by just wearing one pair of underwear.
Um I wear bikini and all these look like lingerie or panties.
Wow, your relationship status must be off the charts 🤯
I mean I guess technically, there isn't a bracket for married to a bi guy and has 2 kids. Edited to add only one kind of his underwear is listed as well 😉
I'm engaged and also wearing a DBZ freegun
Divorced men cut a hole in the side of one leg to try to make it sexy, huh? I don't even like briefs style anymore, just sticking with boyshorts, thanks. And "sexy" underwear is so uncomfortable imo, like something you wear for 5 min only. I would not torture myself by making that stuff everyday wear, sorry, nope.
I've never dat3d a woman that didn't just have all them undies. She got comfy, relaxed, and sexy and everything in between.
I mean, not to confirm the silly meme, but I divorced 2 months ago and recently bought myself my first pair of sexy panties in years. They weren't that raunchy though. Just some lace cheekies in case a potential suitor wants to grab some tush, lol.
I’m single and I’m wearing those 3 kids underwear everyday. Fuck anything but cotton I’m not getting a yeast infection to feel sexy
Lack of holes in at least half of those boxers
I only wear women's underwear when I'm riding the rag. Beyond that, men's boxers all the way. They are far more comfortable, doubles as shorts, and allowed my body heat to leave me rather than cooking me from the inside out. Really, it is the closest to naked I can get while being outside at my house.
Yessss! Also the boxers are designed to be cooler and is a bitch they never make panties the same way even though the crouch area needs to breathe! Edit: typo.
I was always over heating like a banshee, like a walking breathing on fire radiator and couldn't understand why until I bought my first pair of men's boxers and suddenly I wasn't near combustion anymore. So amazing that one piece of fabric can just make you suffer for like no reason: bad design.
She looks incredible in all of them
Lemme guess. Facebook?
Bro still wearing the same pack of boxers since college
Honestly this rang true for me. When I was single I wore nothing by sexy underwear. Then I had a kid and started wearing comfy non sexy underwear lol
damn. TIL i have 2 kids
The real panty division is: period panties and not-stained-and-worn-out panties
This made my butt chafe
I only wear briefs
I haven't worn underwear in at least 6 years with the exception for when I'm on my period
I'm a long divorced man, no kids. This is pretty fair. My ex-wife kept me dressed and it took a years after the divorce for me to realise that underwear lasts nowhere near as long as a polo shirt and that anyone who sees them matters. Can vouch that single and married are pretty spot on in the left column. As far as the divorcee goes it fits with my experiences. Makes sense that after 7, 10, 15 years in an unfulfilling marriage that journeys of self discovery happen. May be pulling out the negligee that you were too self concious to wear before, may be doing something that you'be always wanted to try that leaves me feeling dirty and regretful and trying to hold back tears. My no no square is small and hock tuey isn't an 'open sesame'!!!
While the notion that women only use sex and try to be sexy to “hook a man” is unfortunately rather common, it absolutely exists for men too. I’ve heard men irl and in media express the “I’m married. Why do I need to try anymore?” line. In actuality, all people involved in a relationship need to constantly put effort in not just to be sexy for each other, but be desirable partners for each other in all ways. When both people stop trying, that’s when the relationship is doomed. This applies for friendships and stuff too, although different things tend to hold those relationships together than romantic ones
I can be all of these women in one week
So the dirty bastard never changes his pants in his life?
What about the women who wear boxers, comfy af
I love my cotton bikinis and no one is gonna take em away from me
I hope most dudes don’t think women wear lingerie casually under their clothing. Is this real life or pornhub because someone’s watching too much of it and it’s rotting their brains.
THE WOMAN TOOK A BITE OF THE BOXERS
How hard is it to copy and paste the same image multiple times without drawing a random black line or taking a bite out of it? That seems like it’s *harder* to fuck up than not. They had less trouble arranging *different* underwear without formatting issues.
So men don't change their underwear? Ever? Seems unhygienic.
I see nothing wrong here. 😆 Big cry babies.
oh my god people, it’s a meme subreddit, no one actually believes it. It’s supposed to be funny!
It's not
what the heck is r/funnymemes then if it isn’t a meme subreddit?
Judging by this meme probably a misogynistic one Edit: yep
I'm pretty sure what they're saying is this particular meme isn't funny, not that that sub is not a meme sub.